>driving home from work
>late at night
>not paying attention making left turn
>turn into wrong side of road (there were no cars there)
>People are watching
>Act like I was pulling a u turn and go back the way I came
>Speed off so I would lose the and hit some country roads
>Literally an extra 20 mins on my commute
You guys ever try to play off doing autistic shit while driving?
If i try to pass someone in what i didn't realize was a turning lane, ill take the turn instead of slowing back down and getting behind the other guy
Sometimes I get paranoid someone is following me home so I turn into a random cul-de-sac and circle around there
>when you value random stranger's opinions on not even yourself but your car driving enough to waste 20 minutes and gas
please off yourself. not joking, just kill yourself.
Yep
>Overtake 4 cars in a row
>Single lane so oncoming cars ages away
>Single oncoming car about half a K away freaks out and starts moving over like I ran him off even tho I was half a mile back
>Cunthole boomer fermented soy fag broke going off his nut and I wasn't doing anything wrong
Continue my daily hoon session as normal
Ugh
>Be me in civic si
>Get on highway onramp
>Some bitch in a minivan is stopped at the end of the onramp
>I lay on my horn, bitch in minivan isnt merging
>go around her quickly and try to merge
>Almost get hit by a car that I didnt see, have to slam on the brakes
>Bitch who wouldnt merge starts merging
>We are nose to nose, both accelerating to beat eachother
>My clutch is worn so I don't want to drop a gear or shift at high rpms
>Bitch looks at me and pulls ahead of me in some shitty kia minivan
>Merge behind her feeling like a giant faggot
>greentext starting with "when"
You kill yourself first redditfag
>be me
>be yesterday
>pulled extra day ontop of regular day worth of overtime
>drive home tired, just want one of those new fucking burgers at the gas station
>some faglord in a shitty bmw x3 cuckbox with blacked out windows acting like hot shit tailgating literal inches away from me
>dont give a fuck
>pulls up next to me tries to get me to a drag
>wave him to fuck off
>tries it a few times, goes in front does some skidz in the blizzard
>I suddenly turn off the main road to the """""touge""""" and speed off to lose him
>its very icy and my car barely keeps to the road
>as I've lost him start thinking about burgers again
>at the next intersection theres a car just sitting in the middle of the road
>realize its that x3 cuckbox, and it starts doing the same stupid shit as I drive
>next turn onto the downhill I indicate early, brake hard, treshold brake and handbrake to keep car balanced through the corner, floor it, brake hard and early to account for slippery for the next corner, keep it balanced between the tight railings and wot out of there through next slower bends
>even after the first corner the x3 has gone from 1" behind me to 50m
>completely lose him at the hairpin
>follows me all the way to the gas station, use the huge distance to turn off lights, take a left in and hide behind a truck parked there
>as I pull my coat up hear the cuckover pass
>mfw they didnt have burgers since the suppies didnt come yesterday
Did that once, but wound up getting tboned the second i realized it. No chance to play it off.
>>My clutch is worn so I don't want to drop a gear or shift at high rpms
pussy
This
A guy threatened to light my car on fire when I got my first car for taking a corner and a Schreeching the tires and now anytime someone follows me for more than a mile I have to do shit like that
>in new city
>don't know where all the independent joints are or whether they're open on a sunday night
>all Burger Kings in town closed for mysterious reason (turned out to be legal franchising isses later)
>forced to go to McDonald's
>right as they have their "buy a menu get a Happy Meal for free" day
>place completely overcrowded, drive thru line going one circle around the place
>miss the one or two open parking spots
>pretend I wasn't planning to go anyway
>drive off
>weird road layouts, can't find a place to turn around until I'm halfway into the next town
>return to McDonald's
>stand in line surrounded by loud brats for ages
>tastes like crap because it's fucking McDonald's
>this winter
>driving home from a friend's house late at night
>first snow, everything is icy and slippery af
>decide to practice 'drifting' in some empty parking lot in my 86hp fwd shitbox like a tru Veeky Forumstist
>'wow getting good at it'
>leave the parking lot
>ice everywhere, roads are empty, decide to go full dagumi at an intersection
>pull the handbrake and spin out 180 degrees almost hitting the guardrail
>mfw there's a black minivan that was probably driving behind me
>my car now facing this guy, he stops at a distance
>act like I just wanted to make a u turn or something and go the opposite direction
>making a left turn
>just gonna wait for oncoming cars to pass and go
>stall
>start the engine as fast as possible to gtfo of the intersection asap
>stall
>stall
>wtf did the clutch broke or timing belt failed or something
>realize I accidentally into 3rd
>speed away in shame feeling like a proper retard
You dont know bad till you ran out of gas in a major intersection with the gas station right there
I know this feel.
>driving me old beater Civic
>get stuck behind some dumbass chink in an STI doing 10 under the limit for some reason
>our routes coincide for like 10 intersections
>see him looking a bit nervous
>eventually reach my destination
>turns out it was the same as his
>he turns into the parking lot (which is on a hill) and blasts up it
>fall behind for a second, but keep up
>he parks and starts walking towards the building
>park right across from him and follow
>walk just a bit faster than he does
>he keeps upping the pace, but manlets can only walk so fast on their stubby little legs, so I keep up easily
>see him getting visibly nervous, glancing back at me constantly
>get to the door, only a few feet behind him now
>he suddenly turns off into a hallway
>look at him like he's acting weird, then continue on my way
felt like a dick the whole time but it was hilarious
>be me driving an automatic after driving only manual for years.
>driving around with a friend to go get some food
>pulling up to a intersection with give way sign, bit of a blind corner so have to look around to see oncoming traffic
>go full retard putting my foot down hard on the brake thinking it was the clutch
>was looking forward to see around the corner, end up head butting the fuck out of the steering wheel
>friend’s sides are in orbit
Holy shit this. Me literally a month after getting my probationaries.
>at light to turn off, first in line
>green
>car lurches and stalls
>know this spiel so I have foot jammed on clutch the whole time unless I'm trying to accellerate
>turnkey-hitgas-pullclutch
>lurches and stalls again
>cars behind me are beeping and traffic light is blinking yellow
>nervously sweating like crazy
>OHGODSTART-TURNKEY-GASGASGASGAS
>rev up to 3.5k and inch out the clutch
>car was still rolling a little so this time it works and manages to stay alive
From then ob, whenever I'm standing still at a light, or it starts to go green, out of habit I will clutch-in and do a little blind shifter check and, flick it from 1st to 2nd and back to 1st a few times to make sure it really is in 1st. Saved my ass so many times since then. I use a 1-3-5, 2-4-R (upper, lower row) setup so 1 and two are comfy inline without any maze inbetween.
>driving home in a shitty RunX corolla wagon
>it rained earlier so the roads are pretty wet
>Turning into my street
>decide to go full Dagumi
>rip the handbrake
>going a bit too fast
>spin a full 180 and end up backwards on the street
>some lady who was outside her house flips out and starts running across the street as if she needs to come revive me or something
>quickly reverse up the road and into a parking spot on the street
>get out quickly and head inside before she get to me, didn't see what apartment I lived in
This kind of shit happens on a monthly basis, mostly out of me getting hekitik because of boredom
I did that once. Turned into the left turn lane on a divided road.
>mfw automagic means this isn't a problem