Overwatch General - /owg/

It will not stop me to cover it in spunk...

>save someone from low health
>"thanks mommy"

which one of you faggots was this

>even a "gutted" roadhog can easily hook and kill a bastion
What does it take to get a buff, it's like "can you easily kill bastion" is a requirement for Overwatch characters, it's fucking absurd.

...

I want to hug and protect Mercy mains!

Wǒ búshì yào zhēnduì nǐ, bié wǎngxīnlǐqù.

they don't need your protection

Because it rarely happens and they fucking appreciate it.

the matchmaking system is the worst part about this game

Ah, I didn't play any of those games so I wouldnt know.

Angela is for _____!

Who wouldn't protect that smile?

She's the spunkiest Overwatch so feel free

ignoring

...

Silver shitters.
Where I'm stuck at.

Lewd cuddling!

Roadhog is for protection
He loves it when he saves someone and they thank him.

heh

Ana was too good to them. She always put up with their shit.

Roadpig of greater pig protection will protect you from flankers if you respond "THANK YOU ROADPIG" to this post

How would you go about making Mei more pick worthy without making her Icicles no damage falloff? Since we don't need a repeat of 150 damage headshots from across the map.

good afternoon /owg/!

>When a Tank comes to spawn and picks you up
>When he tells you to say 'Thank you'

Longer range of her gun or shorter cooldown on the icewall, and in the meantime maybe making it smaller

make her beam freeze players slightly faster

You liked it user.
I wasn't expecting this couple to be so cute.

>not wanting t h i c c

I wanna fuck Tracer!

DANKE ROADPIG!
We both know it won't. I just had a Reinhardt consistently run into a shitstorm of enemies and didn't even bother to use his shield. He just kept swinging the Hammer.

Give her more health/ammo and just offically make Mei a tank.

THANK YOU ROADPIGGY

>see FFA today
>it's not Guillard FFA all the time
Game sux

She's disgusting and so is your taste

Too lewd! Be more romantic!

I WANNA DATE TRACER

I wanna bash my face against her crotch as hard as I fucking can. Just face-first straight up headbutt her crotch until I break my nose and cheek bones.

>Enjoying Overwatch for the first time in several months in FFA
>MMR finally catches up, suddenly need to play at 110% to be anything other than last place
>That add a bunch of shitty maps that don't fit in FFA due to being too linear.

See you in another 8 months, I guess.

ME TOO user, ME TOO

I fucking hate people that pick Rein 'because we need it' who don't play him.
>Charges as soon as the cd is over
>Constantly swinging
>Walks into battle himself while the DPS are still respawning
DPS are the worse flexers, can't shake their urge to be the one racking up kills.

If you could remove one hero from the game, who do you pick and why?

>Remove dorito gremlin
>Game becomes fun over night

I wanna cuddle and spoon Tracer then give her tummy tickles and nibble on her ear!

I want to cuddle and be romantic with Tracer after you've fucked her!

>Wahh, why can't I always play bronze wahhh
wew lad

Don't be a cuck user. I'm not giving her up.

>first week of Death Match
>easy first and second place wins every match, no matter what hero I play, even had a match with 20 kills and 2 deaths
>second week of Death Match
>suddenly can't even make it into the top 4 most matches, only got second place once, haven't even gotten first place at all over the course of 12+ matches

How does this happen?

Love.

...

>Remove Genji
>/owg/ REEEEEEEEs and smashes up their computer that thier little weeb main is gone

you're just not man enough to handle that much woman ;)

Remove Genji, to see the shitstorm.

I think we should just KILL all d.va mains

The inverse is equally bad. 4 DPS screaming that we need a Rein but these fuckers either flank 95% of the time, (the other 5% is them getting stomped and respawning) or stand in FRONT of the shield, or are really shit and can't kill anything while I tank as much damage as I can then bitch when I take it down because It's about to break. I can see the cracks, and they can see it too. Jesus fuck. I hate playing Rein now because of this.

>gays

Everyone else is adapting.

small

>Jafar in a beret.jpg

>check out /owg/
>nothing but waifu and porn posting
is the state of the game really this bad?

>not all mercy mains

Only cucks play PTR. The real alpha males are now used to FFA and putting you in your place.

I just want to relax and play this game. Can't do that when every other person is better than I am.

What the fuck is torb's crit hitbox the size of his fucking turret? His armor instant health is the only thing that stops him from being shredded.

tell me theres a version of this with mercy and doomfist

New shit comes out though a drip feed system. We never have anything to talk about.

Wednesday will give us some new material, albeit a small amount, but come back tomorrow if you want a discussion.

Elsa is my pornfu :3.

Search by yourself, you fuckin pig

>kill Roadhog
>kill DVA
>kill Mercy
What is Blizzards endgame here?

Genji.

>go quickplay
>enemy team has 4600sr genji and 4300sr tracer
>can't do anything no matter who I pick
>sit emote and wait for match to end
wew

If you got to that level when relaxed then just stop tryharding to secure the wins and you'll drop to a more reasonable level

the meta keeps getting worse and the matchmaking is still shit so yeah, nothing to talk about until they release a new hero or map

Mercy mains are weird.

I really want Elsa to do a Mercy scene

she doesn't really look like her except for the hair color, but it would be better than most of these cosplaying swamp creatures on pornhub

>they decide to go MGR route
>Portero becomes the Armstrong of Overwatch

>and this is our sons car..

kill them too

Pathetic

blizzard fans will never cease to amaze me

It was too good, now they made it worse just so they really have something to complain about.

nice gear stick though

I'll hop on my Harley
Spread some anarchy

>Posted on leddit
>Guys has a tall, attractive partner
Someone needs to fuck this numale's girlfriend, people like this don't deserve to breed.

Just got a 20/1/0 as roadhog on Anubis

The pig's not dead

Nobody switched to reaper, eh?

just why
the game's gonna be dead in 5 months

Why, because he's successful and spends money on his hobby?

The Lucio decal is kinda nice, everything else is autism.

Or any of the good DPS it seems.

if they can customize their car like that chances r they r loaded n thats why they have a gf n u never will