What do you think of Porsche drivers?
What do you think of Porsche drivers?
Leo Wilson
Jace Reed
They barely drive their rapidly depreciating wondermachines and I fucking love them for it. I greatly look forward to buying a low mileage modern Porsche. If some old boomer cuts the price by 2/3 for me all the better.
Tyler Roberts
>what generalization or unsubstantiated opinion do you have on people happen to drive a certain car.
Please kill yourself OP. People like you is the reason why this board is shit.
Justin Sanders
assholes but kinda have right to be one.
Jaxson Morgan
They can be pretentious, but I've never seen one that was a bad driver. Besides women in Panameras and Cayennes that is.
Austin Jenkins
i've never seen a porsche driver doing the speed limit or above, they're always under by 5 or 10 mph
yawnfest
Sebastian Rodriguez
godbless women in panameras and cayennes. I'll take some bad drivers so porsche can keep turning out godmobiles
Joshua Taylor
Porsche makes an incredible car and I someday hope to be able to own a Singer. That being said, I prefer BMW overall.
Easton Baker
Balding middle aged men with a failed marriage
Jack Cooper
douchebags driving their $100k cars and bullying me in my $1k corolla fuck em
Jacob Sullivan
Pretty much this
But also this
Isaac Diaz
>650hp LS7 Camaro and GT3
holy shit nigga is that yours?
Jeremiah Edwards
>tfw a modern Porsche has to be 1.5x the size of an old Camaro due to regulations and people still wonder why modern styling in general sucks.
Brayden Adams
No, I found it on rennlist as it belongs to a member on there. its funny when people on Veeky Forums talk shit like
"hurr why would you get a GT3 when you can buy *insert muscle car* for this amount"
truth is some people can afford to have both or even more. Which is why I saved that pic.
Noah Sullivan
Pretentious douches but they're not bad and/or wreckless drivers
Gavin Stewart
>anecdotal evidence.
>huge generalization
>jealousy
Evan Fisher
They drive cool cars.
Hunter Baker
>op ask what anons think of x driver
>you're wrong xd
Eli Howard
see then kill yourself
Joseph Brooks
>faggot
Brody Cox
ah yes resorting to ad hominem. That's the spirit user.
Ian Williams
you just buy a porsche my man?
Luke Phillips
>proving my point
Wyatt Gonzalez
Sorry to trigger you just wanted to read some funny stereotypes while my boss was talking about Porsches.
Tyler Smith
>fallacy fallacy
Elijah Diaz
Honestly, I don't think about them at all.
Owen Rivera
nothing on this board is funny.
Evan Peterson
Hijacking this shitty thread to ask, what do you guys think of the 944 turbo? Worth it?
Grayson Butler
If you have backup transport and are either good at wrenching or good friends with your local Porsche specialist, sure.
Ian Young
>buttblasted
Owen Fisher
am I retarded for only really being interested in the 718 Cayman S?
Charles Hughes
Dylan Jenkins
No. it's a great car.
Dominic Jenkins
>reeeeeeeeee
Robert Hernandez
they should all be like that one in eurotrip
Grayson Cox
cool, I tend to gravitate toward 220-300hp cars, anything more feels like overkill
Henry Ramirez
Retired rich people where I live.
I haven't had any exceptional experiences with them, I guess they're OK.
Daniel Young
Either an old guy or a white collar chad. Weirdly enough the only German brand not ruined by assholes and immigrants.
Nathan Jones
I've met two types of Porsche owners, those that buy it as a wealth emblem, and those that buy it for the car itself.
The latter are cool guys, even if they are rich snobs.
The former should be lined up and shot.
t. Thinks Porsche is overrated.
Kevin Allen
Kayden Green
Seinfeld > Friends
Oliver Rivera
this
Jayden Williams
>see new cayman pull into lot of taco johns
>see average looking dude get out, kind of messy appearance, looks like he just doesn't give a shit
>see hot piece of ass get out on other side, this person clearly exists to consume resources in exchange for sexual favors
I can't hate the player
only the game
Ryder Myers
the only modern 911 that will be within reach of 90% of the people here is the 996. if you think otherwise i have bad news for you
Chase Lewis
I might be buying a 89 944 with 90k this week. Anything I should be on the lookout for?
Eli Garcia
Make sure it has 4 wheels
Isaac Evans
>t. butthurt boomer
Xavier Flores
I have dealt with her type, she will hop on the next richest dick. She just staring on the ladder since a gaymen is a poor persons/badgewhore car. Big brother or his daddy, close friends etc. will be her next target to squat over. Stay away from those bitches they destroy hearts and worst of all families and relationships.
Logan Cook
i think i'm awesome
Ian Jenkins
lel just bought an 83 with a broken odometer i am laffin at your power steering
Jack Roberts
I'm not an asshole
[citation needed]
I don't go swerving around through traffic like an asshole but usually cruising around 10 over on the highway when just putting along.
Jokes on you, I have a full head of hair and never married, you aren't a qt though are you?
Nicholas Butler
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William Mitchell
>I'm not an asshole
prove it fag
Ryder Bennett
Not with that attitude.
Noah Barnes
Amazingly, for a brand that is literally baby's first rich car, Porsche drivers are generally not too bad around here. Not counting the SUV's at least.
They're rarely assholes, tend to speed only where it's possible, don't really tailgate that often even in shitty situations, and actually park within spots. There's exceptions of course, but overall I have pretty positive experiences with Porsche drivers.
Jacob Clark
Idk my brother in law and my sister both drive them so I kind of hate them.
Blake Taylor
I'm 26, so I'm actually a millennial.
Chances are you are a millennial as well.
Josiah Allen
I've literally never thought about the driver, just the car.
Luis Stewart
>People like you
oy vey this is antisemitic!
Leo Nelson
its because you aren't a brainlet.
Juden.
Jose Robinson
why do you hate them
Parker Allen
nothing wrong with 996 head lights
Ian Gutierrez
great car, the best 944, Don't plan on DD'ing it.
Ian Brown
>"nothing wrong with 996 head lights"
>"nothing wrong with 996 door handles"
-Says increasingly doubtful man for the second time today
Charles Sanchez
I literally never see one that isn’t a Cayenne parked in front of a beauty salon
Nathan Fisher
I'd recommend a porschaaa boxster, a great stepping stone into Porsche, cheap initial cost expensive maintenance more then the cars value, plenty of power midengine. Cons, people will think your rich when you get a 9 thousand dollar 70 k miles boxster s that's clean, easiely a money pit if you don't bother to learn and have a lot of patience to work on the car your self, best upgrades to this car are weight reduction and possibley new rims and fatter tires with some coil overs
Liam Nelson
An owner lives down the street from me, and gave me shit when I bought my most recent car. The logic was that I could have bought a Porsche like him, so why didn't I?
Eli Davis
>360x270
Ok.
Ethan Reed
I will agree in saying the lower trim 996's (what you posted) are genuinely ugly due to the front bumper.
Christopher Cooper
oh fug
special snowflake here, i actually like angry cute headlights for whatever reason.