What's the most illegal think you've ever done to earn money?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what's the most illegal think you've ever done to earn money?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Picked up cash on the sidewalk and not turned it in to the police.

Get on my level.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Sucked a dick

Soft_member
Soft_member

Threw a guy off the stairs and took his money while he was in pain, turned out he broke both wrists.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Used a credit card that didn't belong to me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

how did you find out that he broke both wrists

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He was the friend of a friend, it's been 5 years and he's forgiven me, we talk from time to time.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Ur mum lole

Evilember
Evilember

sold plenty of stuff on alphabay and i bring in a solid 3k a month

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

reported

WebTool
WebTool

What do you sell?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

forgiveness

I would break your fucking legs with a bat

massdebater
massdebater

ikr, i guess some people are just too forgiving for their own good.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Had sex with married moms while there kids where at school or college n husband working, did this instead of going to class

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sucked your weaner for a beaner

Spamalot
Spamalot

I glue money to the sidewalk once in a while. I enjoy watching the jews getting frustrated trying to pick it up.

Old school good times.

massdebater
massdebater

its impossible to glue money to concrete.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Veeky Forums never told me it was illegal
I'm not even gay u guise pls

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

killed mah fellow nig with his "wifes" knife, stole wallet and ran. never got catchet kek

Emberfire
Emberfire

Used to work at a movie theater as a manager. We kept one half of the tickets we tore in a stack next to the register. When I rang up tickets I wouldn't punch them in, instead I'd hand the previous torn off tickets. When it came to count the drawers I'd pocket the difference. Made any where to $100-$500 extra a week depending on how ballsy I felt.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sold drugs

When i was in school they wanted us to go door knocking for some charity run, i got like $200 in donations. I kept $150 and lived like the king of grade 7

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I use concrete glue or epoxy for gluing money to the sidewalk. It works fine if you prep the service.

Contractors use it for when they strip the forms too soon.

StonedTime
StonedTime

LOL, nice try, Interpol

Spamalot
Spamalot

I sold a vape to a 17 year old at a $15 profit

cum2soon
cum2soon

selling psychedelics to chinese peasants

likme
likme

implying we won't rip up the sidewalk to get it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Those 2,

I sold drugs when I was 16 till I got my business shut down by competing north africans (basically I was gonna be shut down,its difficult to be an entrepreneur in a small town)

Also I did something similar and would give worthless tickets or already used ones,or even get the used ones and cancel them or resell them.
But it was more on a grab ups I didn't bring money for coffee today basis than making some real money out of it.

Some companion did that oftenly and got some money out of it,but risking getting fired overdoing that shut for few bucks ain't worth it considering it was a good paying job

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I sold fake Raybans on Ebay.
Bought on ioffer for 8 bucks, sold for 60-70

Firespawn
Firespawn

think

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sold cocaine. Good money. Young buisness men and professionals with deep pockets and no content in life are the best customers

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sucked a nigger dick for free

Methshot
Methshot

Killed a drifter just to get a erection...Like Neil diamond on Saturday night live

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Just kidding Interpol kek

askme
askme

NICE TRY DEA! I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS ONE AGAIN...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

shitthatdidnthappen.txt

why even lie about that loser? get a habit and stop shitposting

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

For money?

DeathDog
DeathDog

I sold tons of Windows 7 keys from a generator on eBay

TechHater
TechHater

I said I would sell my lvl 60 runescape account for 10k and I took the money and logged out

eGremlin
eGremlin

t. Schlomo Shequlestein
I bet you fucking tried to pick one up retard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

In high school when I worked the drive thru window at Wendy's I used to retroactively apply the 10% senior discount on orders. The customer receipt wouldn't indicate the discount, so I would just give the regular change. Kept a running tally in my head of how much money I would have to take out to keep the register balanced. 10% of a bunch of orders tallies up pretty fast when you're a high school kid and you're taking an extra $50 home every night in cash. Unfortunately could only do this when working drive thru because of the way the receipt system was set up.

Firespawn
Firespawn

You motherfucker.

SniperGod
SniperGod

knew I was going to get fired from gas station cashier job for eating food off the shelves all day
off the books so no info on me other than cellphone number
took all the money in the cash register and walked out
fuck da poleese

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

relax dude, nobody cares

Inmate
Inmate

we're coming

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

For money? Nothing.

My crimes are purely an artistic expression, not to be sullied by commercialism.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Middleman between suppliers and drug dealers.

Nojokur
Nojokur

shoplifting at the age of 16

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Lie on my mileage sheet to the tune of $200/mo

StonedTime
StonedTime

No shit... id fucking beat someones teeth in

DeathDog
DeathDog

Mutherfucker it aint. I used to do it all the time