/bdog/ Black Desert

Sardine playing with bought accounts? Edition

>What is BDO?
Black Desert Online is an Korean MMORPG developed by Pearl Abyss. It features non-tab targeted action combat, zerg pvp, infinite grinding and a sudo-sandbox experience.

>Latest NA/EU Patch Notes
community.blackdesertonline.com/index.php?forums/patch-notes.5/

>Latest KR News
invenglobal.com/game/Black Desert

>Useful Links, Guides, Guilds & Info
pastebin.com/BLgiF7Qk
>NewFAQs
Read the pastebin, Ctrl+F, jfgi before posting.
Many guests passes are available for those that wish to try the game for 7 days.

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A few more months.

gib mystic pls
december is too far

hello does anyone want to rp in the thread any valor cuties by any chance

>another ITC is mad at Sardine episode

No anger, just pity.

>bants = mad
Wow you got me! so mad grrr they stop my guild missions, they put spys in my guild. WHY WONT THEY STOP BULLYING MY GUILD. Don't forget if ITC post images that make us look retarded to report them!

what was it like growing up knowing you weren't like the other kids at school?

well being an alpha sardine, the rest of the school followed me around.

uh can america please go away? this is an eu thread now

EU meetup when

>be EU
>guy in top guild to represent all of EU
>Dies to cities guards like a complete retard.
I'm sure EU skill is very high...
clips.twitch.
tv/ShortGlamorousTirePanicBasket

>be NA
>no guild compares to the top EU guilds

Yup it's another ITC is mad at Sardine and wants everyone to know for some reason, episode

What the fuck?

that is actually hilarious, why did he get attacked by the guards though?

>be EU
>all our good players are on NA servers

>destroyers
>top guild
good joke

Good players like Lacari and Lolhero amirite? just go stack AP in your moms basement sweetie

when you are negative karma guards will attack you. But you would know this as a red player. and being a evasion class with plenty of iframes. This is the biggest retard moment i've ever seen in bdo. He even lost 3 enchants.

>When you kill an RP guild.

Neither of those are EU players, do you know how to read?

I thought kithsa was another meme/griefer guild like baka

still waiting for xun to post gear. Like 21 hours left

imagine being this fucking pathetic and desperate for attention

>lost 3 enchants
I grinned so much, my cheeks hurt

xun/circassia posted his gear in bdog discord once but deleted it. he also left the discord after getting btfo

Rp or erp user?

i screwed up the last time with a valor cutie but this time lets just start with rp ill start

hello

Goodbye

how do i get vjera out of my head

how are you doing on this nice day

With a bullet

are you the rpfag that pretended to join valor and asked a tamer to gahaz or erp?

I cringe every time i see ITC post in general, it reminds me why most sane guilds have age restrictions

Post your nickname and rp ingame fag

dont bring that up please that was a long time ago and i made mistakes haha

maybe

ITC is the guild where everyone is the middle child

>maybe
Then stay alone if you dont want to post it

but it was all made up

i had fun rping ingame so i thought i would do it here as well since everyone here always sound so angry at each other but in the end we are all angry at ourselves because we are one human one soul
please...
itc is a good guild though

Why did you give up on your tamer crush

Don't care about their numbers or how good they are. They behave like angsty teens.

i already got bullied once i dont want to get bullied again a horse doesnt hit on the same stone twice
but everyone here behaves like an angsty teen even you right now

>projecting this much
lmao

but you never did any of the things you said

but you are counter projecting it is not healthy user stop it
i guess you could say a horse doesnt hit on the same stone once

youtu.be/Iov-Bm5aAy8

>yoshiP is a great mastermind
>rips off wow with a new class system and slower GCD
LMAOOOO

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ITC IS NOT AN /BDOG/ GUILD AND THEY ARE ONLY HERE TO INCITE HATRED AND CAUSE STRIFE.

I think I have found the perfect house. Problem is decorating it now.

He did save the game though, he is a genius for being able to salvage that piece of shit and turn it into a polished turd. well I guess he is a good manager not really a genius game designer.
Also
>Lolhero
Also
He is right on the fact that Black Desert has been the only real mmo in recent years that struck a cord with me. The rest just looks mobile-tier trash or just plain bad.

I still hope the mmo market crashes and burns for at least 5 years so it can be reborn but hey nowadays everything can print money as long as you throw enough money at it and make sure its mobile, has cute waifus and is completely marketed to chinese/asian markets which are prone to being absolute p2w cancer

>that influx of boss accesories happening right now due to daily reward box.

Paste bin says otherwise friend

>black desert online
>not a SINGLE black desert

dotards?

Why is it still a thing? A pastebin can be changed. The following ITC meltdown would be funny as fuck.

>mad because ITC is a hip young guild full of fresh and relevant youth in their prime
Get bent, grandpa

Am I too late to the party?

That guy behind you is being creepy.

I'm not falling for this.
You're a man.

that's okay because being a bdog guidl would mean being trash like sardine and literally all of guilds that have been on vg. why anyone cares about being a guild from here is beyond me

Yet you can't stop posting here

This is the first time ITC was in the pastebin.

what does pointing out vg guilds being shit have to do with me posting here?? are you retarded?

Yeah because this is sardine home, everyone else needs to leave.

grrrrrrr i hate hate hate HATE SARDINE
SARDINE ARE STINKY POOPOOS
BLECH
EWWWW GROSSSS SARDINE

Want to change that?

Valor has so far been pretty great

then why aren't you in the pastebin?

What about this one!
Aren't we all the "man," man?
No I'm not in sardine sorry

I guess if people want to join they know where to find us. Don't have to be obnoxious about it. Guild wars and drama is mostly an US thing though I sometimes wish EU was a bit less political also forced memes

Carmela could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Did you get anything decent from your accessory box /bdog/?

>forced memes

Post lewds

Valor is obviously here you ITC cuckold paypiggie

Why is valor getting so upset?

>Blade_at proves he's just as autistic as Whyfu with the OP
Love NA

it's literally an erp shitposting guild

actually whyfu has kept a pretty good OP/pastebin so far but has been slipping up with the thread making.

At least it's a Veeky Forums guild, contrary to ITC.

Basilisk belt, which went from 41m to 36m in matter of seconds

The Black Stones come from the desert.

Moooooooooom! WHEN IS THE DINNER READY ALSO BRING ME MY TOILET PLATE I NEED IT NOW... YOU KNOW I CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE OF MY 'DISABILITY'. NO ICANT DO IT MYSELF IM SHOWING SOME DINIES WHAT IM MADE OF. CANT WAIT TO POST THE LOGS AGAIN LOL THEYLL BE SO MAD XD

Whyfu has been pretty good, just keeps re-using same image

FUCKING DINIE FIGHT ME 1v1 YOU FAGGOT

Epic US shitposting guys, keep it up. 10/10. loving every laugh desu t b h

Not there yet but got a bit lucky on the Lauren boxes and net me a couple of Marks of Shadow. Going to abuse Lauren event to try and snatch me some red corals

Whyfu is a good boy, he dindu nuffin

BRING IT GAYLORD

>trying to force yourself in every single OP
>good
Stop trying to enable and defend your guildmates shitty behavior.

make it yourself or shut the fuck up
all this general does is avatarfag and shitpost, it doesn't matter what the image in the OP is, retard

Actually I'm in sardine. Even though we are sword enemies I'm willing to admit whyfu doing a good job.

>nobody really cares other then 1 autist
>posts new thread 10 posts early even though the thread is slow and still on the first 3 pages to force his pastebin, shit guides and character
woooooooooooooow

Hi /bdog/

cool chocobo

Good evening Megu!

is it true you shared nudes with Pik???

>i d-dont want to be in a guild
>guild reward event comes in
>p-please accept me IC!
L M A O i bet you megu will leave IC after the event is over

most uninspired avatarfag

BWAH BWAH BWAH

Fishy fishy
BWAHLLOON