Drive small car

>have a small car
>complain to girls that I'm into that guys who have huge lifted trucks have tiny dicks
>they agree and I get with them
>have a small dick

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>have a midsize car
>have a slightly larger than average dick

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>have a kei car
>have the worlds largest penis

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>compact car, low displacement
>thin body, average height

>large dick

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>small car with large engine
>large benis
>it has never been inside a vagina

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>have ls3 supra and 33 gtr
>have both a dick and a vagina

>have both a dick and a vagina

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I wonder if well ever get to a point where its physically possible to have a functioning penis and a functioning vagina on the same body.

they are called hermaphrodites and they already exist

Same, always wondered when my big dicks gonna rock up.