I want Meaty to sing a lullaby to me. I want Meaty to tie me up to a chair and make me listen to her singing. I want Meaty to start singing louder and louder into my ears until I turn completely deaf. Then I want Meaty to whisper lewd things into my ears knowing I'm no longer capable of hearing them. I want Meaty to watch my agony as I struggle with my sexual frustration and slowly die of thirst.
Ethan Smith
/succi boys/!
Austin Gomez
...
Nicholas Mitchell
Very good!
Alexander Moore
Mitty!
Asher Diaz
Toska/Meaty is the new /drg/ OTP
Isaac Stewart
Despair and nothing but despair.
Leo Thompson
Happy birthday my beloved Saihara!
> I thought it was just riding the hype but it's been about 8 or 9 months so uhhh yeah god same. fan made merch is just now starting to come out and I'm eating it up like candy. halfway to a decent itabag at this point.
Ryder Jackson
>ouma itabag I will pray for your bank account tonight god i want one too
Sebastian Watson
CUTE
Dylan Jenkins
Best giri.
Ethan Butler
I don't want to even think about how much money I've spent on it so far. I'm in too deep now to do anything but fill it up. He's sharing space with Mari right now.
At least I got the lie or die listenflavor button at a decent price!
Adorable tulpadad!
SHSL caretaker Korekiyo
Jose Brooks
No Oranges?
Connor Hall
...
David Reyes
Add Hoshi as the dad and the family is perfect
Jose Price
My son got so much art on his birthday.
Daniel Walker
Chiaki!
William Wright
This looks alarmingly lewd... but it's well drawn. I'm annoyed that seemingly competent artists waste their talent on these kinds of devilish depictions.
Shuichi holds braps in around others Shuichi hurrying to bathroom Shuichi big braaaaaap
William Davis
No oranges. I want someone like Mikan to talk to and solve my despair through speaking my mind, someone who will understand it.
Isaiah Barnes
Trashman, no
James Murphy
Happy Birthday Shuichi
Parker Carter
I want to be Ouma's dumb dog!
Christopher Martinez
>I want someone like Mikan to talk to and solve my despair through speaking my mind, someone who will understand it. A therapist.
Leo Gutierrez
cutest couple!
Jose Price
I keep having weird DR dreams I dreamed that the Hoshi height Korekiyo was in some castle, his back turned to me while it rained, and then jumped.
And then I was watching the DR3 dub except it was even stupider and worse, and even more poorly drawn, with lines like "Holy shit, why do clown attacks cause autism?" and something about Komaeda exclaiming that nudist beaches create hope.
Matthew Ortiz
Sounds like an exciting dream.
Ayden Gomez
>Komaeda exclaiming that nudist beaches create hope. Well he's not wrong
Lincoln Nguyen
>Holy shit, why do clown attacks cause autism? It's all part of the secret evil plan!
Evan Ross
Who else loves Akamatsu-san?
Colton Cook
Me!
Andrew Thompson
Sure, if there exists a therapist who is a cute girl that will love you unconditionally if you show her affection and attention.
Joseph Torres
Truly, we all have high hopes for her being best protagonist.
Landon Murphy
Me! as well as Tenko and Iruma! They have funny reactions!
Jaxon Perry
GO HOME GI
Carson Morris
t. shuichi saihara
Luke Miller
...
Noah Cruz
What a hopeful dream! I wish to see Nagito for longer than 3 seconds in my dreams...
Adrian Ross
You fuck young boys, Naegi?
Ayden Bailey
>Buys special plug-in for iPhone to attach keyrings and shit to it from alumania >Tried my Mikan iPhone cases on, the 5S fitted perfectly, but I finally open the other and realized the other is only for a normal 6, not 6 Plus. Fuck... >No option for iPhone 7 yet, so I'll use straps and keyrings instead
Well, guess I'll have to buy an iPhone 6 today as well just to put the case on it. Oh well... No reason to despair. The more phones the better I guess.
Guess I'll have to buy that damn V3 Drum Bag as well to shut my friend up. Waste of 5,500 yen...
Lincoln Turner
Me! You fuck corpses, kirigiri-san?
Anthony Parker
god I love kaede so much. Best girl with Miu and Tenko not far behind
John Reyes
>V3 artists moving over to osomatsu-san when season 2 comes out
please god no
someone reassure me this won't happen
Kevin Reyes
Same!
Aiden Phillips
Hell yeah gyaru.
Christian Bennett
Don't insinuate bad things like that!
Christopher Clark
Most artists that I follow didn't seem to have been in Osomatsu-san in the first place so I'm not too worried about that If you're afraid because of the eventual blmatsu spam on your TL japanese artists often make a separate account for that stuff
Nolan Foster
I'm neutral on her. Can't say she's my fave of all times, but don't hate her either.
Jack Torres
You better shut your fat mouth for a second and give me some information I can use. We have everything we need to send you straight to the execution chamber and all you have to say is "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Jose Bailey
I pray with every fiber of my being that it won't especially not to the few Hoshi artists besides loio
Lincoln Price
>And then I was watching the DR3 dub except it was even stupider and worse How is that even possible?
Jeremiah Allen
Shame she's not interested in the mystery of why the fuck everyone hates her
David Ross
...
Juan Reyes
are you me? >fat Shut up. Also I didn't do it
Henry Lopez
...
Leo Jenkins
Yeah, you're like the second person I'm a clone of, botto. It's kind of hilarious
Wyatt Johnson
'Everyone' doesn't hate her. Calm yourself!
Carson Phillips
...
Alexander Lopez
>Mikananon sees nothing wrong in buying a brand new iPhone just to go with his waifu phonecase Not that I'm slighting you, if you're making that kind of money more power to you
Levi Foster
Oh really? Nice, I am kinda happy I share some taste with someone Thank you Aussie
Caleb Bell
I did that, but instead it was a Precure case.
Adam Young
Kaede Akamatsu WAS a morbidly obese pig rightfully punished for killing Zeus AKA Amami. Hanging was too generous an execution for the full extent of her crime.
Nathan Long
t. Saiharamami on instagram
Leo Perez
Ok I laughed
Levi Nguyen
Cute boy! I wanna write something cute for his birthday next month!
Christopher Lewis
this
Jose Sanchez
Write him getting appreciated and respected for who he is by parents that love him for him being him, not for "results".
Logan Myers
Kek
Luke Morgan
Well, my friend bought me the 6S yesterday, I presumed he was just buying me a normal 6, so I didn't notice the size difference between it and the case until I opened it.
What's wrong with it anyway? The whole reason I wanted a 6 was to put the same case my 5 has on it and it's not available for my 7 which I usually use. Money isn't an issue -- only the disappoint was when I was trying to put it on. I'll spend anything as long as it's Mikan, isn't money for buying stuff that makes you happy?
Isaiah Campbell
KEK
Noah Powell
It's nice that there's other people who like Kaede here! Everyone else I know is unspoiled, and my best friend has this deep, growing fear that Saihara is actually the real protagonist and Kaede is a decoy i feel bad for him since he loves her and I can relate, but there's this small part of me that wants to see his reaction once the game comes out
i chuckled
Isaiah Parker
Post that R&M pic one more time and I'll end you.
Hunter Flores
same here, i think i'll even watch gameplays on youtube just for see people reactions
Ayden Roberts
>If you're afraid because of the eventual blmatsu spam on your TL japanese artists often make a separate account for that stuff Thank god. I noticed a few hoshi (and saiouma, weirdly) artists were into it and I was worried because I cannot stand muppet men porn.
Mason Harris
>ouma, bored and no one wants to play with him, he finds a jackhammer with a thick handle and feels an impish smile burst from his lips with the knowledge of what this will be used for >ouma asking miu to help him design a reinforcing support that will keep the jackhammer upright and in place without moving too much or falling over >she's confused but complies >ouma thanks her and leaves wheeling out the device and the jackhammer on a trolley, humming >ouma takes it into his soundproof room, he removes a dildo from his drawer, feeling his erection grow in his pants in association >the dildo is the kind with a stand >he gets rolls and rolls of duck tape and sticks the bottom of the sex toy so that it's stuck upright on the handle of the jackhammer >ouma has a bar installed in his room >he plonks his butt between the bar to give him sitting support and leans his back against the wall, angling the jackhammer just right >ouma switches it on and cums in 4 minutes >ouma notices switch is broken, can't turn it off and he feels uncomfortable feeling it jiggle his anal cavity so forcefully way past orgasm when he's in his refractory period >ouma's butt gets stuck between the bar and is wedged so tightly he simply cannot free himself >rooms are soundproof so no one can hear his screams for help >he has to wait until it runs out of juice, limping the next day >angie, curious, asks him why he's walking like that >ouma just says it was a sports injury with a long-suffering smile >he shyly asks kaede if she can give him first aid and to please not be disgusted or judge him >kaede believes she has a rape victim on her hands and is indignant to punish the aggressor
Julian Evans
Junko is cute, CUTE!
Asher Jenkins
NAH THIS KEKKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT AND KEKHARA DIDN'T GET AN INVITE
Connor Jenkins
10/10, I laughed
Jordan Roberts
Ouma big prolapse
Josiah Roberts
Ouma no
Juan Roberts
post kaede's face when she see ouma
Andrew Clark
>kaede holding a class trial to find a culprit >kaede accusing gonta
Hudson Perry
Kek
William Thomas
GONTA TELLING TRUTH GENTLEMAN NEVER TELL LIES
Eli Campbell
>kaito calls touko a stinky, rancid loveless bitch >touko calls kaito a man whose scruples are as loose as his anus
Hudson Clark
>they have to measure Gonta's dick length and girth as evidence for his claims
Logan Flores
Apple and its stupid names. So you got a 6S Plus, but the case was for just a 6S, right? Do you mind linking the case and the other thing you were talking about?
Eli Brooks
nice
Parker Morris
>gonta is still the most suspicious >ouma too embarrassed to reveal the truth and accuse him