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>Vmaxes in front of your air-cooled Vtwin cruiser
>Nothing personal kid.
>Edition.

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1st for Japscrap

Liquid cooled a best.

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r8 my poo in loo bike

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Hue hue hue/10.

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Yo
Have some vintage C B 5 0 0

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mach n Willy du spasd

Deine Mama hat meinen Willy schon oft genug gesehen.

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Are poo-in-loo bikes good?

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They look the part if nothing else.

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uhh Nein aber du

true
Like
it'd be pretty weird if I hadn't seen my willy often

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> looking at beni

faggot

No, ktm duke 390 bmw 310r are made there. They have a myriad of problems from what ive seen on their forums.

Fat microdick detected
kys wr

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wrong

>Spray hot engine with garden hose.
>Now I have water-cooled Vtwin.

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>til royal enfield is owned by designated shitters

When did this happen? Wasn’t RE a Brit company?

And a warped head

And India was a British colony. My guess is the Brits put up some factories to use the poos for cheap labor, then the poos kept the factories and made some kind of deal to keep the name.

That’s disappointing.

There’s a Royal Enfield dealership near where I’m at, and I fell in love with the Classic 500 they have on display. Now I’m having second thoughts asking the dealership about said bike. I hear about reliability issues around poo-in-loo made bikes.

Just get a Jap bike if you actually want to ride.

Nice swingarm bag, friend. I cheaped out and used an old fork bag from another bike. Just big enough to fit a grip lock, insurance papers, and a spare fuel bottle.

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What am I suppose to do when it rains?

its a shame because poofields actually look good, but i mean, everything indian is shitty so.......

I want to see the dick.

Are vmax hard to ride?

Should have come to SEM

RE went broke and TahTah bought it same with Jaguar.

The feel pretty well weighted to me. Haven't ridden one but I did sit on one and toss it about a bit at a motorcycle show a couple months ago, easier to toss around than a Road King.

Its shit, if its not an italian v4 then its shit.

No.

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Convince me not to buy an FZ09

I would literally suck dick for a motorcycle.

One user's clutch exploded

i would give a handjob to know whats fucking wrong with my carbs

Gimme a time and a place

Anything I should know moving up from a 350 parallel twin to a 650 V twin?

they're working as normal

VFR is garbage

Those things between your legs that are now hanging lower are called "testicles".

>no custom touring hog roaster V-max disguised as an old school Hardley to smoke cocky Dynas and Sportsters all day every day

Why even live?

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>knowing my ninja 300 is worth exactly 1 user blowjob

good to know

Moving from a '73 350 to a Honda Hawk NT650.
Plz kill

well my bike isn't even starting now so i doubt it

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He said motorcycle, not scooter

Repostang. Slowest bike wins.

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>worst sounding engines that explode (ducati)
I'll pass.

Sexy.

You'd smoke most nakeds too, honestly.

How cold is too cold to ride? I wanna pick up my new bike this Saturday but it's going to only be 3C (37F for burgers). It'll be a 40 minute ride home.

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>tfw no girl to sit on my hog (motorcycle)

I hope to God you aren't talking about the RC30.

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Handguards and heated grips help. So does proper gear. If your hands get cold you can stop and warm them on the exhaust. 3° isn't ideal but perfectly doable. I went on a 2 1/2 hour joyride in 0° weather last week, stopped once for a pee break. You can stuff newspaper down your suit too, that helps insulate you against the cold.

The only thing that could make riding miserable at that temperature is if it rains or otherwise you get clammy.
Still, 40 minutes is nothing. You'll be fine.

>how cold is too cold to ride
-10 or under, for me. I won't go on joyrides below freezing but if I _need_ to get somewhere by bike, I'll do it as long as there's no snow / ice on the roads.

Nothing under like 50F for me I ride for pleasure not to be miserable.

i wanna CUM

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Too far below freezing and I worry more about ice than comfort. It would be beneficial if the roads heated up past 35 or so degrees for a little while.

I wont ride if it was wet before a freeze, but I've been riding at 0/-10 for in town stuff. Once you're out on the highway cruising heated grips are a must, but otherwise just appropriate gear and layers is all you need.

Jokes on you i already cam all over onsa.

taking a shit rn

Keep us updated.

Thanks guys. I'm going to dress warmly and pick it up!

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k-keep me posted

fuck off cruisercuck

just stopped, I guess it's finished now.
doesn't felt as relaxing as I hoped.

spokane.craigslist.org/mcy/d/freshly-overhauled-2009-ktm/6529402395.html

Offered this dude 4200 cash, think hell go for it?

depends on the rider and speed desu. for me anything below 50 (burger units) is pic related, riding with the sun out vs overcast makes it feel 10 degrees better or worse. basic clothing layering is really all you need and depends on what you currently have and how much you’re willing to spend

T H I C C thermal base layer (can double up if you want)
regular pants/shirt
fleece jacket
leather riders jacket (or gortex) to break wind
gortex pants to break wind if need be
dedicated winter gloves or latex gloves+whatever gloves you got
hand, feet and face will generally get cold regardless


tl;dr
stopping the wind pulling the heat out is how you ride in cold, just layer up and have a hardshell jacket and pants since it’s essential for cold and wet summer weather

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they're carbs that's what's wrong with them. join this century famaladingdang

I've been commuting 70 km in 2°C t 6°C every morning for the last few weeks. It's definitely chilly but plenty bearable. No heated gear or grips. I just wear a full face, snowmobile gloves, and about $20 worth of cheap base layers from Value Village (wool and polyester).

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I don't see why not.

If your hands get cold hold them to the cylinder heads at stop lights or pull over and stretch the openings of your gloves over your tail pipes for a minute (if you have end caps, don't be silly if they're bare metal).

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>If your hands get cold hold them to the cylinder heads at stop lights
This works like a charm.
Won't burn your gloves and heats them up just enough to be cozy and bearable.

no

Yes.

Awesome. Im checking it out on tuesday unless i can get off work early tomorrow

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Anytime anywhere bb ;)

I said motorcycle

Post boipucci

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No but I'll let you take pictures when after I swallow your load
No homo

What are those bits? I'm pretty sure those don't belong in an oil pan.

It's literally a meme bike.

Lol. Friction plates from the clutch. How in the fuck...

I love that camo pants with riders jacket look.

Buy thermal base layers chuck something over the top of your gear that blocks wind, have a break when you get too cold, you'll survive.

Used to ride 3 hours to and from Uni in the snow, only ever stopped to warm up when it rained because the wind chill was too much when I was wet

Thanks mate. Nice Scout Sixty. If I had a little more money I would have bought one instead of the Bolt. Such a beautiful bike.

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and probably monster stickers too

No not moster stickers. That would be too mainstream.

What bike should I buy if I want to attract a beautiful wife?

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I'm glad you went with the Bolt, you'll enjoy it. Going into debt for a bike isn't worth it, that lingers in your head and stresses you out forever until it's completely gone.

KTM Super Duke R

female?

Ninja 1000

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Yes.

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>not the GT
What good is it if you can't go comfortably on long trips with her?

Comfiest bike you've ever ridden? Goldwing for me

Royal Star Tour Deluxe

25mpg and the thing is GIGANTIC. I'm 6'2 and you had to man spread pretty good on the damn thing. It doesn't matter how fast it is or how nice it was, I was looking for something to put serious miles on and the thought of a sub 100 mile range really killed it for me, I think that's all yamaha really thought anyone was going to tolerate the thing. I went with a Vrod instead. much more comfy (remember I'm tall), I can tuck my legs in better, and a pretty good range.

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Since everybody is dying to know, I talked to my new boss.. she said its good to take classes and that its okay if its just one week. I apologized like a Japanese man and everything went better than expected.

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Probably my old F650GS with Sargent seat