Hey guys, it's Uncle Dane, the engie main. I know I have said some pretty rash things, and made a lot of people upset. I just want to say to you all that I am very sorry for any confusion I may have caused. On an unrelated note, I need to know where to put the barrel of a pistol to kill yourself the fastest and easiest, thanks for any help.
Kayden Wood
What the fuck are you trying to imply here? How is this related to TF2?
Cooper Morales
:b:iva is a :b:ag:b:oy
Ian Young
Well, I mean, he needs to make money. Everybody needs money to live.
John Perez
dckm you suck
Andrew Hernandez
I mean you gotta start somewhere, if you do this above the age of 20 then wtf are you doing.
Ian Howard
who
Joshua Sullivan
why is this literal animeposter replying to me jesus christ
David Cooper
just dab the haters, you silly goose
Benjamin King
lol who's replying????
Andrew Scott
So...how's that Team Fortress 2
Mason Scott
uncle dane rused r/tf2 and theyre angry and uhh
Caleb Bell
I already know that, duh
Joshua Jenkins
then what do you want to know
Jace Roberts
Did you know that Californian condors are more closely related to storks than to standard vultures?
Matthew Campbell
what the fuck is wrong with that stock
Angel Rivera
But that just a theory....
Samuel King
TF2 API IS DOWN I REPEAT TF2 API IS DOWN
ITS FINALLU FINALLY HAPPENING BROS ITS RINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN THANK YOU SO MUCH VALVE!!!!!!!!
Brandon Morales
actual canon class intelligence chart greatest to least >Engineer >Medic >Heavy >Spy >Sniper >Scout >Demoman >Pyro >Soldier
class penis chart >scout - 2 inches flaccid, 5 inches erect, really skinny >soldier - 4 inch chode that doesn't grow when erect >pyro - fully sheathed flaccid, 14 inches when erect. penis hole is wide for fempyros to dock with their prehensile clitoral hood as a mating practice. >demoman - like soldier but 50% bigger all around >heavy - 4 inches flaccid, 7 inches erect, average girth. partially obscured by pubic fat. >engineer - 5 inches flaccid, 6 inches erect, uncircumcised >medic - 2 inches, cannot get erect. castrated and half of dick has been lopped off and cauterized due to a medical accident. can ubercharge own penis due to custom implants on top of the shaft which function as a tip. >sniper - 1 inch flaccid 8 inches erect really really skinny like a pencil. >spy - vagina
Kayden Fisher
>steam servers went down for maintenance for a whopping 1 minute
William Mitchell
>The reason Pyro/Jungle update is coming out because it was quoited "the biggest update ever in TF2 history" so that TF Team wants the game to die slowly as possible and milk it till dried up instead of instanting killing off TF2 with just one update
>mfw this is true
Kayden Davis
Why is it a "park"?
Jeremiah Cooper
what the fuck is scout holding
Jayden Ward
A scoped boomerang or something poorly drawn
Anthony Reyes
it's a paintball gun
Nathaniel Lopez
reminder pyro is a gook
update is on the 26th
Nicholas Reed
>THE BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS - NOW EXTINCT!
the sjws would never allow this today
Jose Miller
did you really have to repost this to this thread from the last :/
Julian Jenkins
I miss Shuckle.
Ryder Phillips
i didn't even know this was in the last thread i was legit shouting out sniper scout for shuck
Joshua Moore
>be lobby lord >soldier "main" rounds the corner >tries to peek and fire at me >I avoid his first rocket, approach the corner and leap around it revved up >kill him immediately
Andrew Cook
>be lobby lard >engineer man rounds the corner >I smile at him >"pooty spencer, here" >man moves around me and withdraws dagger >he was actually............... adversary
Isaiah Kelly
>I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN!
the sjws would never allow this today
Ayden Fisher
i have a confession to make /tf2g/
i played overwatch and had fun. i'm afraid this update isn't going to come out soon enough to keep my interest in tf2 alive
Matthew Morris
You have shit taste but have fun I guess
Andrew Roberts
UHHH BROS?!??!?!?
Kevin Howard
>Looks like you're right at home lying on the asphalt again ay, you petrol-huffing double digit IQ Windex-swilling noonga beggar cunt one-shoe exploding NIGGER
It's amazing what they got away with back in 2007
Bentley Carter
post new zealanders
Isaac Nguyen
As far as I'm concerned, Valve died the day Raimi left.
Ryder Jackson
i'm holding out like 5% of hope that we'll get something but i'm almost certain this was a dud. the only rational conclusion i can come to is that they want to release whatever it is they're releasing later in the day so people who are done with school can enjoy it. but if it's just a blogpost, which i think it should be, i don't know what's taking so long.
Kevin Bennett
tfw nobody remembers slurgi
Ian Morgan
>later in the day it's 5:40pm on the 6th for valve
it's not coming out today
Mason Cox
git better internet
Blake Rodriguez
...
Brayden Williams
well the blogpost about the case changes was released around 6pm west coast time. i remember that surprised me because it came pretty late in the day for a blogpost. again, like 5% hope here.
Colton Peterson
what did he mean by this I'd love to but my isp can get away with selling this 3rd world shit because they completely jewed over my area with some contract
Noah Jones
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=YQqD1-oplSE my interest in updates died at least 3 years ago the game itself is better than overwatch, as long as theres a comp community im playing this shiznit
Hunter Butler
Is it happening?
Austin Young
>yellow over cream spirit
into the trash it goes
Brody Thompson
guys im gonna go on the deepwen
David Cooper
HOLY FUCK GUYS CHECK STEAM ITS UP HOLY FUCK
Jason Smith
your acturly gay
Lincoln White
valve just dropped the steam guys its here, the steam is no longer offline update
Caleb Hughes
How is this possible? 1st one is a sniper and he sits at the back of the map.
Colton Jones
>Scout >Smarter than Demoman
the mahkeen guns don't lie
Christopher Hernandez
>getting dominated
Matthew Green
lmaobox is one hell of a drug
Easton Wood
>make a dedicated account for hacking, make it look legitimate and try to make my plays look as real as possible >just boring, non-challenging gameplay with no anger in the chat to laugh at, no ruses to be had
Why do non-compfags do this for years only to get banned and lose all their items? I get making a new account and being as obnoxious and retarded as possible but playing seriously and using it as a crutch is so boring and the compliments you get aren't even to you.
Nathaniel Clark
>play sniper in casual >missing a lot of shots, most of my kills are bodyshots >only 3rd in my team >still get called hacker
Kevin Martin
weird. i don't know who this is or why there'd be so many accounts of them.
Dylan Gray
What could it be?!?!
Jonathan Martinez
I guess it's probably a genuine cheater then. Looks strange.
Charles Lopez
yeah i was snooping around some of those profiles and yup, a lot of them have been vac banned within the past week or so. it's almost certainly a hacker. there's also a link to another one on the real ninjabutter's profile in the comments that is currently in tf2 and that's probably your culprit.
Henry Gray
not bad actually
Jonathan Martinez
neato you lucky fucker
Mason Green
GENIUS TIER >Engineer 11 PhDs. >Medic Even if the discovery of healing was an accident, he soon managed to get it working in the Medi Gun.
VERY SMART TIER >Spy Smart, dapper, multilingual. Expert spy and player of mind-games. >Heavy PhD in Russian Literature shows that he has a great understanding of art. He may not be able to speak English very well, but when he is calm, he always has something worth saying. >Pyro Absolute wildcard here, but the Pyro managed to turn a business into a huge success within 6 months. However, this could be a fluke.
ABOVE AVERAGE TIER: >Demoman Seems to have a solid knowledge of chemistry and is surprisingly good with projectiles for a man lacking depth perception. >Sniper Lots of experience, but nothing extraordinary about his intelligence from what I've seen.
BELOW AVERAGE TIER: >Scout School dropout. Has trouble reading sometimes, but he did read through a lot of those books on romance within 72 hours. The Scout might actually have a lot of potential if he put if he put his mind to learning, but his upbringing has led him astray and made him very cocky.
WAY BELOW AVERAGE TIER: >Soldier He actually has to read words letter by letter.
Ethan Foster
why is the scouts voice actor literally the scout irl
Isaac Turner
How do I go reporting it? I'm dedicated to banishing these guys. It's not really fun to cheat and especially when you do it multiple times, constantly. Maybe once when some stupid kid wants to just try it out, that's more understandable but a whole career of continous cheating...
Luis Bailey
how does it feel to be one of the worst generals on Veeky Forums?
Bentley White
my favorite thing about him is that he mostly plays heavy
William Bennett
Could be /xivg/ or /wowg/ ....
Camden Green
here's the profile steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198402041293/ you should be able to report them from here. you can also do this in-game by enabling yourself to allow clicking on player names when you press tab, then when you click on their name you'll see a drop down menu, hit report, then cheating and you're good to go.
Luis Adams
it's bad but I have a hard time to believe that it's the worst, shit like sc2 /gw2g/ /ksg/ and any other general with wafius has got to be worse.
Aiden Miller
press tab right click name report>cheating GOTO profile click more dropdown menu report violation select cheating
>no waifushit >worst general ummm try again sweetie x
Daniel Howard
Including all the players who quit, who would you say were the best players for each class? How about current top players?
Leo Hernandez
Honestly there's many different kinds of intellect so such a linear chart doesn't do the mercs justice.
>Musical-rhythmic Medic, Sniper and Engineer, as they have all demonstrated an understanding of music and tones >Visual-spatial Pyro, as he visualizes things to savant (if delusional) levels; Soldier and Demoman, due to their greater understanding of projectile trajectory >Verbal-linguistic Heavy, even though he's not as fluent in English he is very good with Russian; Spy, as he is not only multi-lingual but can impersonate others very effectively >Logical-mathematical Engineer is the most obvious example; Medic is possibly an example, assuming his abilities aren't directly the result of Satan; Demoman demonstrates very good understanding of chemistry, which is related to this >Bodily-kinesthetic Spy, on account of general aptitude in melee combat; Scout, as the most athletic and fit member of the group (although this could be age as well); Soldier and Demoman as, let's face it, they can conc jump very effectively >Interpersonal The only real stand-out member is Spy, as his job demands reading (and impersonating) others >Intrapersonal Although we rarely see examples of it, Heavy appears in-canon to be the most thoughtful (contemplation of the horrors of war in Poker Night, accepting Merasmus' offer upon contemplating, etc.) >Naturalistic Sniper, as he is an expert hunter; Soldier, as he is outstandingly hard to kill and good at adapting (even if it's in absurd ways)
Logan Gomez
>scout- sniper: me >spy- swipez
Angel Perez
Therefore from most intelligent to least, we have:
why do people post about swipez i dont know much about him did he do something
Aiden Hernandez
Technically Soldier can play the trumpet and bugle so he is also musical-rhythmic. According to Soldier is therefore the smartest class.
Thomas Rodriguez
dm wise? gamesense wise? withing their era or in the big picture? >scout schocky, bash, clockwork, corsa >soldier MGEMike, Silentes, Dracck, blaze >demo numlocked, kaidus, b4nny >medic knoxx, raymon