/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

I do__ like you

Woomy!

>he is still mad and STILL posting about this

I fucking hate this game

BLACKLISTED

YOU fuck off.
And you too while I'm at it.

what is the appropriate response to this?

cold-blooded

I don't think Special Woomy would like hearing you use mean words like that

How do drink tickets work in Salmon Run? I seem to get the same 4 every time

>he STILL thinks it's one person

It's up to chance on what you get.

Don't post my woomy

Time to get those run speed chunks.

It's fucking time we purge all these stupid OC's. Drawfags catered too much.

Woomy?

>decided to check how many Ink Resist drinks I have so that we could trade
>turns out I have none also
And all I've pretty much been using is Ink Saver Main.

We know its still you faggot.

You even outed yourself with this shitty post. Cry more.

>all capsules have a 50% to give you gold
t-thanks Mr Grizz

relief because now you have no good reason to have to wear those unfresh as fuck things

So apparently dataminers found some unused text for Spyke to sell microtransactions in Splatoon 2:

"Now who're you, then? You a cop? Nah, you're too fresh to be a cop. But you know what would make you EVEN fresher? The ability to dab in-game. That's where 'ol Spyke comes in. You give me $0.99 of your parent's money, and I'll let you dab in-game 100 times. Press Left on the D-pad to dab with your left arm, or press Right on the D-pad to dab with your right arm. - Spyke when first talking to a player above Level 4

>"Wot's this rubbish, then? You can't pay for any dabs if you're offline. Get on the Internet if you want me to take you seriously, mate!" -Spyke when the player is not connected to the internet.

>"YOU WOT, MATE?!" - Spyke when the player does not have enough money to pay for 100 dabs.

"S'all yours love." - Spyke after you pay to dab 100 times in game for $0.99.

Never let it be said that he doesn't pay you.

>unfresh as fuck things
delete this!

>not just saving up 30 chunks and fill the last slot instead of wasting time grinding it all over again to be disappointed yet again
Did you forget how rolling with Spyke was like?

you can trade drinks??

Don't reply to retarded samefag boogeyman posters.

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no point in dabbing unless I also get a noid costume along with it

Well guys, it was a nice SR. We have a mandatory evacuation where I live right now, so it's been nice. See you guys in a few!

Whatever you wanna believe my dude

I'm pretty sure thats what he meant senpai

Sell Chunks as my nintendo rewards.

That's what I meant. I didn't mean scrub/ reroll for perfect, I meant to get the 30 chunks needed for the last slot.

>blue capsule
>it's clearly purple
???

I never liked most of the jackets since they make squids look fat.

why
the
goddamn
FUCK
do we not get to have singleplayer sparkly ink in multiplayer?

You should go to an eye doctor

It's just one faggot trying to force the samefag meme, he should really take a trip so we can filter his garbage posts

Naw, I'm just shitposting. Would be cool though.

>Someone took the time to write all of this out
You got a good chuckle out of me, good job

>when you rage at your team so hard in rainmaker that you somehow win by 2 points in the end

I have to agree with the guy that it's purple. The only blue part is the area near the center.

>sandal
>run faster

?!?!!?

love you all
youre mean

>This assblasted /v/irgin is still posting
why are you even here?

you need to be fast

>retard who roleplays about slut woomy
>calls others virgins

I suspect the discords don't like him neither, so he is stuck here.

Manmenmi?

strawpoll.me/13878100
strawpoll.me/13878100
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You've been hanging out with Weeb Woomy too much

Stop samefagging already, it's blatantly fucking obvious

Reminder that the old squinobi are unfresh. Gramps and co. need to make like trees and leaf.

>still this mad
>still replying about this
>mentioning slut woomy out of nowhere even though she hasn't been talked about in literal days

Did she cuck you or something? Why so mad? (^:

>drink trading
>"I"ll give you 500 cold-blooded drinks for 1 of your ink resistance"

Guys my woomy is sick what should I do

Hell I'll fuckin do that. That's 500 more 1.5x modifiers for the next Splatfest Tee, which is proportionally Ink Resistance Up anyway.

eggs

Ill sell you medicine for two ink saver main drinks.

FUCK

how do I get my woomy to lose weight?

Stay safe, user

good try

Oh, neat.

>samefags for days crying about how people are enjoying their squids
>accuses others of samefagging

lol, nobody wants to hear you piss and moan about this,just give up already

If repeatedly replying to mock someone makes them angry, then you are the angriest squid in the thread. Practice what you preach, you're not staying fresh right now.

Core is blue, outside "surface" is purple.

>purple BTFO blue
>blues suddenly gain votes out of nowhere
>mfw bluefag botting votes and desperately getting his friends to spamvote blue

I have time to draw a couple of woomies, post them

Insult her and call her fat everyday.

Anyone still need to do some Salmon Runs? Freelancing has been pulling teeth since this is Moron Bay.

Then the one competent team I had featured a quad crew wipe on the elevator because of a perfect Stinger cross stream

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Is this shit seriously just wallpapers or do you ever get gear from it?

Hey I made one single shitpost back at him, he's the one melting down over nothing

I have no interest in replying to him again anyways

this angry, judgemental fucker

>things that never happened: the post

I'm up for it

plz

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Guys my woomy is gay what do I do

>actually bothering to phonepost to avoid post timer
Pretty fucking pathetic. Just stop already, you're an embarrassment.

Gib him the succ

take away her clothes and throw her into the middle of a Salmon Run

Kill it

Room is up

I just copied some of Spyke's quotes from Splatoon 1 and replaced buying gear with buying dabs

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shirts came in today
The design is a little big for my taste
but they look good, fit good, and feel good