/palg/ - Paladins General

Haha holy fuck we won, Jesus Christ easily one of the most stressful matches I've ever played. Get fucked meta shitters
>only 10 tp
Cool whatever at least we won. Thank you Jenos for getting less healing than ying, you were a big help and Tyra who tried to shoot me from across the map, you helped too.

it's almost like comp hardly matters in shitter elo

Thanks for the (you), have one back

>see VIP announcement
>impulsively wanted to goy out and buy the VIP pack for $15
>see what's in there and still want to
>time goes by
>realize that I don't really even play any of the characters the VIP pack has items for
>even if I just got the MAeve skin, I almost never play Maeve
>decide not to get it before it's even in-game

If there's one thing I have to thank Hi-Rez for, it's the PTS and patch streams being a fair amount of time before actual release. So that way, I don't actually impulsively do something I might regret.

>win against vastly superior players because Hi-rez's servers shit themselves

how do i earn it before its gone.....

why is willo so hideous

>start playing makoa
>hardly feel like playing anyone else

>why is willo best girl
Ftfy

TURTLED

Reply to this post only if you're a decent human being.

Why would you, outside of Fernando, of course?

what if you only leveled him in training mode to get the chest rewards?

Stay comfy /palg/!

Time to get comfy and sleep

>tfw no anthropomorphic owl husbando

You too, user.

See this
What do

Hug her?

>about to win game
>drop hacked
>about to win game
>massive server lag that fucks up all coordination
>lose

This game's servers are garbage and Hi-Rez doesn't give a fuck. Not even going to continue to put effort into ranked in a game like this, nor will I buy anything until the servers are upgraded and have decent protection from hackers. I've already got my Drogoz skin, and I'm not going to get anywhere on leaderboards when I'm playing solo anyway.

I was going to buy the VIP pack to support the devs, but fuck that. Until they actually improve their service, I won't buy VIP and I advise other anons here not to do it.

Hi-Rez wants to shove subscription bullshit into their game on top of microtransactions before the game's even out of BETA., but they don't want to spend money on improving networking or server protection so that people can play the game they spend money on smoothly. Don't support Hi-Rez's subscription service until they prove that they're worth it.

Stab if she on enemy team, protec if she friendly

STOMP

>subscription bullshit
>it's literally just buying things with crystals but with extra steps

I generally don't have problems outside of that stutter at the start of games myself, but it's probably because I don't play ranked. Also this , it's not a subscription, it's a glorified boost.

It's still subscription and literally called "VIP program".

>fucking 200k damage
>zhin dove straight for me every time
>nobody else wanted to help with him
>still beat him a decent amount of times
I hate this fucking game.

>be aimlet but have to pick damage for quest
>pick Willow and flutter to my death for 3 rounds
>last round the enemy is entrenched in the point
tfw I killed everyone. won the game got Play of the game and best damage by pressing Q.

Hug.

*benis slap*

*unzips cock*

>willow

yeah, everyone knows its billo

The update is coming out tonight/tommorow right?

Should be, yes.

Buff my waifu pls

W-what's wrong with me?

Cassie is hard and honestly not very well designed.

Grohk is fucking sweet. Do you do a bounce build?

youre in bronze

>play Makoa for hundreds of matches
>even all the time with him in ranked
>typically do well
>just now realized that I don't have a custom loadout for him
[VVGO]

You're in for a treat. I went all shell spin cards except for the one that heals me in shield, I spin all over the fucking place and get loads of health for it

Who has best vampirism cards?

>Draft a healer first
>next 2 picks in my team are both healers

Am I literally playing with retards? How do I get out of gold with people like this

Onward creature.

I only want the Andy skin.

It's 20 000 VIPP, exactly 200 crystals.

Based hi rez.

>decide to try farming TP in Latam
>all plat and diamond in game, looks promising
>last pick grabs a viktor and we have no healer
>quickly realize diamond in Latam is silver in NA
>lose

I expected nothing and was still disappointed.

I mean if you go to twitter of JewJew you'll see that they are literally working on servers this month.

I'm going to put this bluntly, if you can't get into gold fucking 5 you don't deserve to be there. I only recently started playing Comp after a year of playing and got S1 after qualies, and am in Gold 2 after a couple weeks. Take in mind i'm doing this through Solo q'ing Front Liners.

update when ree

New champion WHEN????

Today.

In two (2) weeks.

servers going down in what, an hour?

Whole day, knowing low rez.

ara ara, boys these days have no cool
go to sleep, you fucks, itll take 4~7 hours till pach goes live

Best girl

>ara ara
You can't say such words to openly like that user, it could kill a man.

Stab and crush

paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/83/Tyra_TR_Defeat_1.ogg
paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/1/15/Tyra_SP_Joke_1.ogg
What did Hi-rez chimps mean by this?

they cant write full lines and they hate tyra

No motherly ara ara so sex me and cook for me.

What did she do? What? damn cliffhangers.

Why don't I have a strike invite????????

youve been a bad boy

She looks fine but how can anyone like the "mental maturity of a retarded child" type of character is beyond me.

well she's basically a living fleshlight. So she has that going for her.

Discord: discord.gg/SNwXWHe

paldins.com is down

what about it?

nothing, it's just there

it's not? you misspelled it

>being this gay
kek

OB 58 in 30 minutes huehue

>s1 after a year of playing
nigga i placed gold 3 after starting comp as soon as i hit 15

The Gods are watching.
Our blood is rushing.
And the hunt... is on.

Uh sorry I like actual women not goblins with wings.

he specifically said he was spamming frontliners tho
I spammed healers and I got s2 originally (now gold 3), so I honestly believe the system is rigged for damage done because I was top heal in 13 out of my 15 provisionals and I've been playing since the game entered open beta

I'm new to this game. I can't log in, it says the servers are under maintance. Wtf

!

shit taste

There's an update incoming, user

YOU COMMIT EVIL!
YOU'RE PART OF AN EVIL SYSTEM!

...

DirectX 12 (FL 11_0), Shader 5.0
here we go
all i hope is that the game will now run in fullscreen as good as it does windowed and using Grover's Vine won't crash my whole house

How long do patches usually take?

Since im new, can you people tell me some positive and negative things about the game?
A lot of people compare it to OW, how and why is one better than the other?

An hour for the patch and then 2-8 days to hot fix all the game breaking bugs and unlock Barik

It's free

The players are less toxic compared to Overwatch.

You know something is wrong when the SEA players of a paid game are more toxic than a free game's.

positives: it's free to play
negatives: it's free to play
anything else is irrelevant