/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

what direction is the church of arkay?

And grown-up daughterfus.

Wait you beat Vigilant w/o visiting Church of Arkay? Its near the Prison Tower.

are there any steel plate shield mods? not "can be used with steel plate armor" shields, but actual steel plate, like the one that apparently got cut

On the spectrum going from actual cats to normal looking people with cat ears, what kind of khajiit do you want in TES VI?

apparently..
i haven't gotten the secret ending either

I kinda like Skyrims khajiit, they're bipedal cats the size of normal people.

Vigilant has alot of secrets, it's best to take your time and explore every nook and cranny.

All of them.

I thought it was some kind of half-fox half-chicken monstrosity.

ask tgesg

why does lydia have such a ridiculously strong preference for closed face helmets? even with really good stuff she'll still wear an old whiterun guard helm she has unless it's closed face

game over orc gangbang scene imminent?

Dad was imperial, she remembers thalmor taking her dad with them on a mission he never got back from. She just lived with her mom for a while, her mom disappeared and she was alone on the streets until a vampire gentleman took her in one night. Anyways she lives with him for a while and gets "saved" and runs away from her saviors and has been roaming the tamriel ever since looking for thalmor that "killed" her dad. That or a warm family to adopt her. Vampires are quite cold and need a warm home yknow?

This is the tl;dr version but I will go in depth if I ever turn her into an adoptable/follower or make a tumblr

She is afraid of thalmor and spiders.
Cute!
After seeing this pic I want them to be actual cats like those cats in monster hunter
I had to markfordelete that monstousity

>want to train pickpocket and other utility skills for dosh making
>don't want the entire world to suddenly become stronger because of it
What a conundrum

Ellerete?

>implying consoles shit will handle all this diversity
>implying bethesda ain't fucking lazy and will retcon all that shit

Holy shit dude just play Thug Hero Party or something.

It's an act of mercy.

Y-yes I am!

This impersonation thing is pretty cringy, tbuh.

It's NOT impersonation, it's cosplay.

>fuck ohmes-raht or suthay raht
>wife gives birth under wrong phase of the moons
>kid is a grizzly bear sized saber tooth tiger
>mauled to death
khajit, not even once

>firing lightning laser beam at boss
>follower steps in line of fire
>gets disintegrated instantly

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought they were essential

>Looks better than the original

They're still intelligent though. They can even talk.

The fact that she's not a mud shark makes her a billion times better.

They were just "protected" meaning only you can kill them

>frogposter too retarded to know this nor mod the game to prevent this
a surprise to no one

They're both mudsharks.

But that's what makes Kaarina hot. The feeling of powerlessness as your favorite waifu is being ravished by an alpha, tall, dark-skinned man and bearing his children.

I can't tell if this is Snek or Niko. The level of cuckery is too damn high.

...

>giant grizzly bear cat walks up to you in the forest
>khajit has wares if you have coin
we need an elsweyr+black marsh+valenwood combo game, southern tamriel is so fucking cool compared to everything central and north except maybe morrowind and all together it's not much bigger than cyrodill or skyrim

>snek

???

There is a reason why interracial couples are getting more popular in the media lately. The sooner you embrace it the better.

They do break down. They are not capable of regenerating lost limbs.

...

>snek
>cuck

Put that name back on Cummy!

Cyrodiil and Skyrim were also very fucking cool until they actually adapted it into the game.

oh, and a possible solstheim styled expansion to pyandonea with tropical elves, sea monsters, and crazy jungles
southern tamriel is too good

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NEW BETHESDA TITLE CONFIRMED TO BE RELEASED THIS YEAR

SNEAK Skyrim RERELEASE

You don't have many friends in real life, do you? I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to talk to you again after meeting you for the first time. You're fucking pathetic.

my water is fucked
i have realistic water two installed but it doesn't seem to function
what do

skyrim... for mobile

Take your meds.

Skyrim SE for Android, now with ads in the loading screens and ingame purchases!

literally take your meds you freak

It's time

not happening, same with elsweyr or black marsh dude. It must be generic, tolkien-lite fantasy. Anything else has literally no audience.

I remember cyrodiil being
>lol talos delet the jungles
but what happened with skyrim?

Todd said they're not working on a new TES. Trainwiz also confirmed they're not working on a TES game right now.

>more forests
>third time in a row
ENOUGH OF THE GRASS
AND FUCKING TREES
FUCK
GIVE ME SAND

trainwiz is a retard and not todds best friend, he has no insight into this kind of stuff. IP development is literally a CEO level of decision making and also always kept a secret for obvious reasons.

Skyrim was mostly snow though

only like 40% of skyrim map is snow

Does it matter which of these I pick?
I'm assuming HDT is the better option but manually going through so many and repicking every time I update is really tedious

thats wrong, 60-70% of the map is not snow

Yeah you're right, I take it back.

fallout 3VR
if it's any consolation, we're likely to get hammerfell (again) because they could make you the hoonding to replace the dovahkiin's shouts with magic nuke sword bullshittery

They already did:
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Void_Nights

For Ulfric stormcuck the true drag queen of syrim!

HDT means jiggles. Choose that option if you want physics, but it'll crash your game if you don't have the HDT plugin itself installed.

ah ok figured, just wish it would remember my options so I wouldn't have to re-click

speaking of the next TES, what will the main plot be do you think? maybe they'll deal with the aldmeri dominion and their plot to fuck up all the towers to delete mortality itself

probably some stupid train shit. Thanks alot trainshit

Oh look, something else to not buy whilst bethesda continues to be fucking retarded.

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

If it's not something to do with the Aldmeri Dominion's general endgame and the Empire trying to reunite with whatever province you're in and move to open fighting with the Dominion, I'll eat my mouse pad.

Try using the group manager to set up a group of the outfits you're using regularly. You can set it up to exclude the outfit variants you don't want, and then you can batch build everything at once.

inb4 they skipped hundred of years forward or just set it in Akavirr

I wouldn't mind.

They'll make it a prequel to ESO.

How about that?

Any ENB I use that has sweetfx causing skyrim to crash, any ideas what might be causing this?

>finally see akavir
>it's just boreal forests with recolored elf natives
>the fuck happened to the ice demons? or the tiger people? the monkeys? anything?
>lol talos didn't like that shit so in celebration of his worship being un-banned he made it boring because he loves you

The empire is fucking dead, though. It was already too weak before Skyrim started, and then you kill Titus.

>this guy is on to something

What is the name for sleep and sit (not chair sitting) animation files?

The way he drags out the word Tamriel...

speaking of how will the skyrim civil war be handled in sequels? it's kind of too important to just sweep under the rug
>inb4 a dragonbreak happened when alduin returned and didn't re-merge until after the game's events

>YOUR VERY LIIIII-ives!?

>"And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth!"

What is this "earth" thing, Mr. Heimskr?

Are you implying that Cumtears murdered Kaarina and she's wearing her skin in order to impersonate her? Because that sounds hot.

>He mentions "Earth"
>Orcium it's located in hammerfell and Skyrim
>b-but Bethesda didn't break the lore
Why do you guys keep lying to yourselves?

Probably will be ignored

Orsinium has been moved twice before its current location between Hammerfell and Skyrim. And Heimskr was referring to the lands, the ground, not the planet.

The earth. Like, the fucking earth you're walking on it, genius. Not the Earth, the goddam planet.

Boring, let's just go with my "Heimskr is an alien from Earth" theory instead.

By the divines this thing is huge

CHAOS REIGNS

I heard that it loves to impregnate vampire lolis with its humongous spider penis!

delete this

You should challenge that impostor/doppelganger of yours to a duel.