Having a car older than you

>property

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>Existing

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this will go down in history as the greatest post

none of these work

i don't breath manually

i don't blink manually

my mouth is fine

is that the joke?

>believing this reality isn't a simulation and that anything is real

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I thought Micheal Jackson was dead.

what did he mean by this

what didn't he mean by this

>physically moving ever

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Ok you know how you have inventions to do stuff for you, like driving instead of walking? Imagine none of that but you still need to get around

>the last line
fUCK

'83 baby with a '74 2002tii

Mfw my car is old enough to be my grandpa

Based

deep

bruh, my car was built before my mom was born

>having automatic lungs
>not installing 5-speed manual lungs

>buying a car thats the same age as you

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LO

>Having any items that one could consider you having ownership of that are of any age.

damn

Please don't give this fuck replys
Ok go

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this.

Okay, but Diogenes was a literal street hobo living in a jar that spent all of his time harassing passerbys, not actually going anywhere or doing anything.

Can someone simulate me a gf plz?