N/o/rcal Touge Thread

I was thinking of going to one of these meets eventually. Is Fresno considered N/o/rcal or S/o/cal? [spoiler]I promise I won't steal your radio to sell for meth[/spoiler]

He should have had a radio to let us know imo

>Approach the only stop sign on HW9
>Keep on going instead of turning onto Skyline

He was soycal

neither norcal nor socal wants you 2bh famalama

there may be a meet near sequoia later this year

Fresno is Mid/CentCal. We will be planning some future meets further south to take advantage of the fun roads there and for more Socal encounters as well.

Corolla driver here. I can give you the full story on what happened and why I told the WRX guy to stay with the GTI guy (including how GTI guy wouldn't have found WRX guy had I not doubled back and turned at the right spot), if you promise to stop being vagstipated :^)

was it the silver wrx with the thot

No it was the handsome weeb.

but the handsome weeb drove an MR2

No the handsome weeb drove the silver mustang

>silver mustang
you're color blind, it was red

You're both wrong. The handsome weeb was the balding asian daddy-bod in the acura

I can smell this picture

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That thing was kinda weird. It had a bump in the chest area but had a raspy voice.

gawd I had such a bad smile for the cam there.;_;

On the contrary, my silver Subbie has been saved and fixed! Everything functions normally! Thanks to GTI owner (and Corolla Owner) for helping a fellow br/o/.

I Will be coming for the April meet and will bring a set of tools and extra supplies for any potential mishaps!! (Will also buy a radio)

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what was wrong with it?

maybe just bring a better car

ran out of vape juice

Host got torn open while driving hard. I crashed the night with one of the socal boys and we got another hose from AutoZone in the morning. We installed it and we were all good!

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That route looks inefficient. Let's just take 280.

>thing
What thing?

not that convincing but I would still smash her from behind

>stopoff point
>someone takes a lot longer than expected
>fuckhead would have kept us out till daybreak

I, for one, agree with leaving people behind if they don’t maintain their car.

No, we should definitely take all 20 cars and block off the road instead of sending a 2-car scouting party and wait >30min in the cold for them to come back. It's the only way to let normies know we own the touge.

Or do what we did and keep going. Not our responsibility if someone doesn’t maintain their cars or drives like a retard and crashes.

seriously

we were waiting at the catchup point and had no idea anything went wrong till they all caught up

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I wish those stupid motherfuckers didn't head south towards Scotts Valley. I was genuinely afraid they may have crashed and died since we heard nothing from them until someone from the soycal discord posted in the thread that wrx overheated and a few of us just happened to get reception up there and checked the thread.

Most of us had no idea (except the people who were directly in front or behind) since we didn't have a good radio setup. And we did send people back from the mid point.

Do bear in mind that I did have my radio and while it worked, even the 5W baofengs have their limit.

Tbh I do appreciate folks waiting but that whole scene was very rare and unlucky. Thats been like the only meet I've ever forgotten my phone at home, and if I did turn like I signalled to the other two might not have seen/noticed (remember its a Corolla). We would have been out of contact with them waiting at Alices for longer.

Are y-yall gonna spank me for forgetting my p-phone? OwO

and it was a s13 not a mustang

any of you losers run over protesters?

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I went to the protest. Way more cute girls and less autism than an Veeky Forums meetup. Umad?

did you bang any gun grabbers
did they grab your gun

I have a girlfriend, I wasn't there to get laid. I'm just saying.

Was anybody at Radwood today? Suppressed my autism enough to talk to Mike Musto, and heard Fatt Marah was around but didn't see him

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>I have a girlfriend
fuck off faggot.

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>letting a shitty noob driver slow the whole group down
Git gud or stay home.

Hey guys can I bring my mom's Smartcar? I don't think the buses run that late.

559 bro! last year some dude said he was making a central cal meet but he pussed out. i would love to go to a meet near fresno

Any word on if those 2 girls are coming to the next meet? I restarted my penis pump routine and I'm feeling results already

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See

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If you can’t keep up or have a car that might break down, don’t bother coming. Nobody wants to keep stopping and waiting for some slow ass nigger.

to clarify, no hondas, no toyota, no nippon shit

join #norcalwat on rizon, the same server #Veeky Forums is hosted on.

This. Only American cars. Those chads in the mustangs had the right idea. Especially the asian daddy.

I had my eyes on the mr2 twink more desu.

>joins #norcalwat
>No users
Wtf... No one is ever on. Am I doing this wrong?

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IRC is dead. Leave it in the 90s where it belongs.

That leaves us with 2 ponies and a charger. We need some qt 4cyls to flex on.

We tell the normies to use IRC to get them to fuck off. U get an invite to the sekrit club when u show up to a meet, and stay til the end.

i did went but no 1 invited me. wtf boi

same here. let's make our own secret club and we'll be bffs forever

You have to stay til the very end u turd.

i eated pie
it was ok

If u ate pie, anyone who wanted a invite to the club got one. You should've asled

haha you ate my cumpie

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lil azn in the subaru with me will come if I go

Oh she'll come alright. I'll make sure of that, boyo.

ayy yo girl gives great head btw.

Hey fuckers the negroids @Ben Dover Racing want to come shitpost

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>n/o/rcal fags actually scoring
Everyone knows you guys are homos

Daily Reminder that weebcuck s2k crashed

How did it happen?

He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my friend burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my friend died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

itasha s2k has been dead for a year man... let dead men lay to rest

Fuck off with these Thursday meets. Some.of.us aren't NEETs.

Then don’t come wagie

then wait for someone to make a weekend meet. which probably wont happen

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why are norcal meets exclusively during the week?

Neets, collegebois living with parents

So we're not constantly rescheduling for normie wagecucks who aren't even going to come because their girlfriend/boss doesn't want to let them go

because we're too retarded to come up with good weekend meet plans

Just stick to the time table and you'll be fine wagie.

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cuz we slay mad pussy on the weekends

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They aren't we just haven't planned a weekend thing in a few months,which is about how long you've been on Veeky Forums

The meet before last was literally a weekend meet you retard

>be weekend meet
>wagecuck in clean miata shows up
>it's an automatic
>"back in the day I had a 911. I had to get something safe the wife could drive. You know what they say: Happy wife, happy life"

Probably lifted mid corner. Doesn’t help that it was wet out.

No and kys

Opposite actually, just pushed the throttle a bit too far for what my tires could handle.

guys, I think I'm in love with RSX girl. Just thinking about her makes my kokoro go doki doki.
The way she drives,her style, her grace, it's driving me crazy.
For the past week, I've been laying awake, tossing and turning as I fantasize about finding the G-spot in her VTEC.
All week I've been driving around chasing down RSX's and pretending I'm chasing her like in a mongolian betrothal ceremony.
I couldn't hear her name over the spergs yelling about shabbat but I'll never forget her scent, her beauty, or her small feet

How do I deal with these feelings? I've never been in love before