/utg/ - Undertale General

Meme-A-Ton Edition

Previous Timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/
>store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084 On PS4 and Vita Now!
>fangamer.com/products/undertale-ps4-vita Physical and Collector's editions ship late September!

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo/

-Artbook
>pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Other urls found in this thread:

e621.net/post/show/1199986/2016-abs-anthro-asriel_dreemurr-balls-biceps-big_p
pastebin.com/tRKgchRe
pastebin.com/u/Ononymous
archiveofourown.org/users/Ononymous/works
youtube.com/watch?v=xDAsABdkWSc&t=116s
youtube.com/watch?v=46gc5lqH4W0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

cute nerds

I can already tell this is gonna be a rough ride.

i want to hug lizard

This is my husband, Asgore.

Isn't he cute?

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If they're so cute then how come Undyne just lets Alphys mooch off her and doesn't tell her to get a job even when her meds cost so much

Dream daddy Asgore when.

>My stupid ass request got colored and put in the OP

Feels good, mang

stupid ass requests are the best

Monarchs.

>mfw that was also my stupid ass request

Man, aren't I just the king of stupid ass requests

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can the Spider stop the sinister Toad from telling the Spider that her new Princess friend is in another castle!?

Post cool fanart

No!

Well it was fun to edit. Here's the original result of your stupid ass request, they deserve most of the credit for being able to draw.

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POST

GIANT

ASRIEL

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post giant bepis

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e621.net/post/show/1199986/2016-abs-anthro-asriel_dreemurr-balls-biceps-big_p

The baby spider asking to go to the bathroom in the middle of class!
Not letting the baby spider go to the bathroom!
The baby spider not being able to hold it and webbing herself and getting stuck to her seat!
Everyone laughing at the baby spider and the baby spider crying!

The Spider aspiring to be a Jazz drummer!
The Spider enrolling in a prestigious conservatory!
The Spider drumming just a little ahead of tempo!
Throwing a chair at the spider!
The Spider feeling confused!
Slapping the Spider to refresh her on tempo while yelling and cursing at her!
Asking the spider if she's upset!
The Spider crying!
Replacing the Spider with someone else as core drummer!

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I know. Cry made it for me.

No!

That reminds me how fucking batshit the Spider-Man manga was. I'm talking like Peter jerking off on screen, having weird hippie sex, getting high as balls, getting accused of raping someone, killing the Lizard and feeding a girl to a tiger levels if crazy

>killing the lizard
I can't believe Spiderman mustered up the will to do what Frisk couldn't and kill the resident evil reptilian scientist of his universe!

How did you think he managed to get into the Undertale world

Evening all. Have a silly story named after a Madonna Movie

>pastebin.com/tRKgchRe
>A Certain Sacrifice
>Frisk couldn't have imagined in a million resets who would have volunteered to help the lonely child in the ruins

Main writing repository here.
>pastebin.com/u/Ononymous
Remastered AO3 stories here
>archiveofourown.org/users/Ononymous/works

Let me know what you think, and hope you enjoy!

Alphys wishes she was as sexy as the lizard, also crossover fanart of them doing science, when?

Using the Neogenic Recombinator on Flowey after giving him some of Asgore's Fur or something

I suspect at best we get that half-plant Asriel.

>The
The spider becoming a powerful mage!
One of the spider's friends asking her to monitor someone!
The spider having affections for them!
The spider constantly trying to befriend them!
The person being greatly puzzled!
The person scheming unbeknownst to the spider!
The spider's friend catching on before the spider does!
Spider-Friend attempting to kill the person!
The spider narrowly stopping her!
Short amount of time passing!
The person trying to go to forbidden places while everyone is distracted!
The spider trying to stop him!
The spider succeeding!
Or so she thought!
The spider being knocked out as soon as her guard was down!
The spider awakening several hours later with her friend by her side!
Both lamenting their failures!
The person's whereabouts are unknown!
The spider's friend sealing a great evil!
The person manipulating the spider into releasing that evil using her lingering feelings!
The person immediately betraying the spider!
The person destroying her friend in front of her!
The person destroying her too!
The spider using the last of her energy to seal her soul inside of her weapon!
The person later becoming a massive jerkwad, burning down buildings, kidnapping sisters, and fatally wounding that sister's brother!

That was great!

I loved how you didn't just play this idea off as a joke. You actually put a lot of heart into it.

Thank you for writing this.

You're welcome!

Yeah, Asriel as a straight Jerry Clone would get kinda stale. Gotta make sure he's still in there.

Of course! No one can possibly be heartless enough to lie to the spider! Not even the sinister Toad! If the Princess is in the castle, Toad would say so!
How about if I ask nicely? Will you please love the spider? Please and thank you!
Cute spider!
Getting the spider unstuck from her seat!
Letting the spider go change her clothes!
Using a neuralizer so everyone forgets what happened!
The spider happily proceeding as if nothing happened!
Comforting the spider!
Teaching the spider how to play the drums on tempo!
The spider becoming a great drummer!
The spider getting placed back as core drummer!
The spider being so happy!
!
The weapon gathering cuteness!
The spider eventually being restored!
The spider becoming very powerful due to her magic powers and cuteness!
The spider stopping Mr. Jerkwad before he does any more harm!
No buildings being burnt down, sisters kidnapped or brothers wounded!
Everyone being so happy except for Mr. Jerkwad!

I'm going to love my favourite while fully acknowledging their flaws, mistakes and past sins and helping them move past it and you can't stop me!

Me too!

I am also going to dislike some other characters but not attack anyone for liking these characters unless they attack me first!

Normally I'd whine about how this isn't how souls work but I'd just feel like a spoilsport
It's a neat story, nice job

Asriel is fucking shit and only liked by dumbasses

t.dadfag

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FIGHT ME

No no.

They ain't that kind of human, Flowey!

I'm sorry but I will not budge on this.
I would greatly appreciate it if you considered not loving the spider.
Please think about it!

Your fave is a dumbass. Ha!

:(

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Sorry pal. If it makes you feel any better, I went by your logic. Not mine.

It's not too late to change your position.

I love him.

So here's a question: How was Flowey able to just arbitrarily steal everyone's souls in the TP ending?

Did he say he'd already stolen the human souls at that time? (meaning he was basically already Omega Flowey)

Omega Flowey spending time with his parents is perhaps even cuter than Regular Flowey doing so. Only smol gote surpasses him

He stole the souls, but presumably held off on transforming until he had the monster souls.

I believe so. Waterfall says it would take a being of great power to take a non-Boss Monster Soul. Even having a single human soul would enable Flowey to do this.

Pumpkins Asgore fills me with joy and happy thoughts

Take me down to Undertale city
Where my fave is cool and yours is shitty

But what if we have the same fave?

Warning: lewd

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D'awwwwww

Oh.

So Frisk IS that kind of human. Huh.

Well, I'm not going to judge other people for their choices.

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Would you still love your fave if they lived in a low, flat place not far from the shore which was in the mandatory evacuation zone for hurricane Irma and they refused to evacuate?

What a frightening thought! I will now love the spider more than ever!

They're magic, they'll be fine.

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She'd be fine. She might even be able to help other people if she stayed.

I'm calling the police.

Just curious.

I don't think you got my reference

youtube.com/watch?v=xDAsABdkWSc&t=116s

I'm glad Toby patched that

Good. Fucking the Slime Dad was way too lewd for Undertale.

patch this
8=D

That was terrible. Poor guy.

Small, just like the Dreemurr family+their adopted son CHara.

Does your heart go "doki doki" for your Undertale-kun-san?

I don't even like my favorite!

>Not liking his favorite
What are you, a masochist?

Yes.

Would you still love your fave if they were a fucking hurricane?

He already blows me away.

They're pretty rockin already

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Already she's a destructive meteorological phenomenon

Asgore brings them out to fight you, Toriel intervenes, pow-wow happens, Flowey steals souls. So yes, he had already absorbed the necessary 6 by that point.

That's an interesting way to tag your pants.

Would you still love your favorite if they fell to an incredibly obvious and visible Junkrat trap at the spawn room door every single time?

Is that not normal?

I think my fave might be a hanzo main. But I still like him.

Mind you, the alternative is that he's a reaper main, which is much less offensive, but still.

Some people can't see those traps due to computer limitations and needing glasses.

My fav doesn't play bad videogames.

Would you go easy on Asriel so he could finally win a game? Or do you crush him mercilessly and humiliate him in front of all his friends to teach him a harsh lesson about reality?

I'm kinda shit at video games, especially competitive ones. Every video game I've beaten, I've only beaten through sheer determination.

Asriel may well win against me legitimately.

Don't sell yourself that short user. He's the kind of kid who gets a -50 K/D ratio in Cowadoody every match

I go on and off because I know how to put on a show.

Would Undyne make a good marine

Welcome to the real world.
youtube.com/watch?v=46gc5lqH4W0

No, she's a finger