The baby spider asking to go to the bathroom in the middle of class! Not letting the baby spider go to the bathroom! The baby spider not being able to hold it and webbing herself and getting stuck to her seat! Everyone laughing at the baby spider and the baby spider crying!
Cameron Sanchez
The Spider aspiring to be a Jazz drummer! The Spider enrolling in a prestigious conservatory! The Spider drumming just a little ahead of tempo! Throwing a chair at the spider! The Spider feeling confused! Slapping the Spider to refresh her on tempo while yelling and cursing at her! Asking the spider if she's upset! The Spider crying! Replacing the Spider with someone else as core drummer!
Jonathan Young
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Noah Ward
I know. Cry made it for me.
Jaxon Foster
No!
Tyler Gray
That reminds me how fucking batshit the Spider-Man manga was. I'm talking like Peter jerking off on screen, having weird hippie sex, getting high as balls, getting accused of raping someone, killing the Lizard and feeding a girl to a tiger levels if crazy
Ryan Carter
>killing the lizard I can't believe Spiderman mustered up the will to do what Frisk couldn't and kill the resident evil reptilian scientist of his universe!
Hunter Butler
How did you think he managed to get into the Undertale world
Camden Thompson
Evening all. Have a silly story named after a Madonna Movie
>pastebin.com/tRKgchRe >A Certain Sacrifice >Frisk couldn't have imagined in a million resets who would have volunteered to help the lonely child in the ruins
Alphys wishes she was as sexy as the lizard, also crossover fanart of them doing science, when?
Charles Thompson
Using the Neogenic Recombinator on Flowey after giving him some of Asgore's Fur or something
I suspect at best we get that half-plant Asriel.
Henry Jackson
>The The spider becoming a powerful mage! One of the spider's friends asking her to monitor someone! The spider having affections for them! The spider constantly trying to befriend them! The person being greatly puzzled! The person scheming unbeknownst to the spider! The spider's friend catching on before the spider does! Spider-Friend attempting to kill the person! The spider narrowly stopping her! Short amount of time passing! The person trying to go to forbidden places while everyone is distracted! The spider trying to stop him! The spider succeeding! Or so she thought! The spider being knocked out as soon as her guard was down! The spider awakening several hours later with her friend by her side! Both lamenting their failures! The person's whereabouts are unknown! The spider's friend sealing a great evil! The person manipulating the spider into releasing that evil using her lingering feelings! The person immediately betraying the spider! The person destroying her friend in front of her! The person destroying her too! The spider using the last of her energy to seal her soul inside of her weapon! The person later becoming a massive jerkwad, burning down buildings, kidnapping sisters, and fatally wounding that sister's brother!
James Anderson
That was great!
I loved how you didn't just play this idea off as a joke. You actually put a lot of heart into it.
Thank you for writing this.
Jason Kelly
You're welcome!
Yeah, Asriel as a straight Jerry Clone would get kinda stale. Gotta make sure he's still in there.
Alexander Diaz
Of course! No one can possibly be heartless enough to lie to the spider! Not even the sinister Toad! If the Princess is in the castle, Toad would say so! How about if I ask nicely? Will you please love the spider? Please and thank you! Cute spider! Getting the spider unstuck from her seat! Letting the spider go change her clothes! Using a neuralizer so everyone forgets what happened! The spider happily proceeding as if nothing happened! Comforting the spider! Teaching the spider how to play the drums on tempo! The spider becoming a great drummer! The spider getting placed back as core drummer! The spider being so happy! ! The weapon gathering cuteness! The spider eventually being restored! The spider becoming very powerful due to her magic powers and cuteness! The spider stopping Mr. Jerkwad before he does any more harm! No buildings being burnt down, sisters kidnapped or brothers wounded! Everyone being so happy except for Mr. Jerkwad!
Kevin Hughes
I'm going to love my favourite while fully acknowledging their flaws, mistakes and past sins and helping them move past it and you can't stop me!
Benjamin Stewart
Me too!
I am also going to dislike some other characters but not attack anyone for liking these characters unless they attack me first!
Grayson Reyes
Normally I'd whine about how this isn't how souls work but I'd just feel like a spoilsport It's a neat story, nice job
Alexander Miller
Asriel is fucking shit and only liked by dumbasses
t.dadfag
Jose Evans
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Elijah Williams
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Hunter White
FIGHT ME
Connor Diaz
No no.
They ain't that kind of human, Flowey!
Jaxson Morris
I'm sorry but I will not budge on this. I would greatly appreciate it if you considered not loving the spider. Please think about it!
Christian Ortiz
Your fave is a dumbass. Ha!
Chase Powell
:(
Jonathan Morgan
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Lucas Edwards
Sorry pal. If it makes you feel any better, I went by your logic. Not mine.
It's not too late to change your position.
Ryder Allen
I love him.
Brayden Thomas
So here's a question: How was Flowey able to just arbitrarily steal everyone's souls in the TP ending?
Did he say he'd already stolen the human souls at that time? (meaning he was basically already Omega Flowey)
Jeremiah Walker
Omega Flowey spending time with his parents is perhaps even cuter than Regular Flowey doing so. Only smol gote surpasses him
Adam Gray
He stole the souls, but presumably held off on transforming until he had the monster souls.
Isaac Williams
I believe so. Waterfall says it would take a being of great power to take a non-Boss Monster Soul. Even having a single human soul would enable Flowey to do this.
Landon Davis
Pumpkins Asgore fills me with joy and happy thoughts
Grayson Morgan
Take me down to Undertale city Where my fave is cool and yours is shitty
Jackson Johnson
But what if we have the same fave?
Jack Diaz
Warning: lewd
David Barnes
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Ryan Gonzalez
D'awwwwww
Josiah Davis
Oh.
So Frisk IS that kind of human. Huh.
Well, I'm not going to judge other people for their choices.
Elijah King
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Bentley Brooks
Would you still love your fave if they lived in a low, flat place not far from the shore which was in the mandatory evacuation zone for hurricane Irma and they refused to evacuate?
Jeremiah Jackson
What a frightening thought! I will now love the spider more than ever!
Carson Cook
They're magic, they'll be fine.
Parker Sanchez
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Jaxon Morales
She'd be fine. She might even be able to help other people if she stayed.
Good. Fucking the Slime Dad was way too lewd for Undertale.
Anthony Rogers
patch this 8=D
Carson Rogers
That was terrible. Poor guy.
Thomas Morales
Small, just like the Dreemurr family+their adopted son CHara.
Blake Rivera
Does your heart go "doki doki" for your Undertale-kun-san?
Josiah Taylor
I don't even like my favorite!
Jackson Anderson
>Not liking his favorite What are you, a masochist?
Julian Jones
Yes.
Sebastian Myers
Would you still love your fave if they were a fucking hurricane?
Colton Ross
He already blows me away.
Nolan Rivera
They're pretty rockin already
Xavier Hall
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Jason Jackson
Already she's a destructive meteorological phenomenon
Jace Perez
Asgore brings them out to fight you, Toriel intervenes, pow-wow happens, Flowey steals souls. So yes, he had already absorbed the necessary 6 by that point.
Sebastian Richardson
That's an interesting way to tag your pants.
Tyler Reed
Would you still love your favorite if they fell to an incredibly obvious and visible Junkrat trap at the spawn room door every single time?
Caleb Clark
Is that not normal?
Noah Perry
I think my fave might be a hanzo main. But I still like him.
Mind you, the alternative is that he's a reaper main, which is much less offensive, but still.
Hunter Rivera
Some people can't see those traps due to computer limitations and needing glasses.
Anthony Jackson
My fav doesn't play bad videogames.
Dominic Davis
Would you go easy on Asriel so he could finally win a game? Or do you crush him mercilessly and humiliate him in front of all his friends to teach him a harsh lesson about reality?
Hudson Clark
I'm kinda shit at video games, especially competitive ones. Every video game I've beaten, I've only beaten through sheer determination.
Asriel may well win against me legitimately.
Juan Scott
Don't sell yourself that short user. He's the kind of kid who gets a -50 K/D ratio in Cowadoody every match
Brayden Ramirez
I go on and off because I know how to put on a show.