Dota 2 General - /d2g/

QOP EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
reddit.com/r/dota2smut/
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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dota2.com/hero/phantom_assassin/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>/r/dota2smut
my nigga

gas yourself cunt

but it's le EPIC posted every thread till you like it Veeky Forums meme!

>"furion"
>"lothars"

>d2g has been ruled by anglos it's entire lifetime
first by tobi
Then by 2gd
Then by aussieposters

>LoLchad is streaming our game again
d-dotards!

fuck off, where's the necromancer hero?

>get low prio because you first pick a support sand king, your team pick 2 other supports and you refuse to offlane

how to make naga not a useless piece of shit that relies on radiance to farm vacuum everything up?

buy a diffu and hope the enemy team doesn't have aoe stun

i hate it

>it's another thread where nothing of value gets posted
Patch can't come soon enough

>Jack playing Dota

I like Jack but playing with him seems like a shitshow
I don't even know how he's 5k

Why do you play dota competitively?

>you will never go pro

>you will never make profit from all countless hours spent on the game

>you're not having fun, most games are just ragefests

>the false sense of glory that you may achieve is going to be diminished once you face proper opponents

kill yourself too faggot

I have no clue what you're talking about, and I'm sure your reading comprehension is shit
I just don't want to see reddit threads linked here (ie. the post like 5 posts above mine) as if this place is a circlejerk to make fun of reddit
Because we all fucking know you unironically post there as well so stop trying to be one of the "cool kids"

I haven't played this garbage for 3 years, online games aren't worth playing because they always get ruined by other people.

I'm already decent at it so I can enjoy the game without really putting in much effort. I can't be bothered starting from fresh in another genre. I won $50 once though.

Also last night I had a dream where Fear was showing me carpal tunnel stretches but I can't remember them now that I woke up.

www.twitch tv/loltyler1 get in here

>streamcucks have horrible taste in women
no one is surprised

www.twitch
.tv/loltyler1
learn to format dumb seekerposter

Why /d2g/ is so bad now in a single post

still 3 weeks to the patch

enjoy :)

Hey gulag I made a new video

youtu.be/d9Ni3O565r4

Pls say if its bad or good

its bad

shilling your shit once is enough

yes and the necromancer hero will bring me back with one of her spells

i posted it to 17 different subreddits

my health has deteriorated significantly in the last hour god damn I feel like shit man I don't know what this shit is

post le forgotten frog(s)

>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k mmr hydrating knowledge
>only thing holding me back is living in Flint Michigan
am i the only one?

oh great, after day9 we're getting another autist with boosted 10k viewer bots, straight from another shitty game to bring in more awful players to this dying game.

great.

>flint water jokes
wow you're really on those hot button topical memes I see, dumb frogshitter

>jack
LMAO

>have a government

C O N S T I T U T I O N

>Americans literally don't have clean water and lace it with fluoride

dont give it (You)s, just let him autistically spam his shit meme and let it go in the EBIN with the rest of the bad memes.

also, POST 20 PICTURES OF WINDRANGER EVER YTHREAD DOTARDS

>take a shit
C O N S T I P A T I O N

Kill yourself fucking faggot.

>forget to extinguish campfire

C O N F L A G R A T I O N

does anyone know any low prio removers? aka I pay them like $1 per lp win with bots

shit, he's like sub 1k mmr, i thought he was good in league or smth like that, i guess skill really doesnt translate from one game to another

yo word up my niggs where the Arteezy stream at?

ill do it for you
just paypal my the dollar one game in advance.

>play dota

C O N C E N T R A T I O N

MSS stream

Don't bother paying money, just queue on Japan or india or late night australia, LP bots are running there all the time

cuckteezy doesn't stream fpl games which is all he plays these days

any weird language preferences I should put?

Fucking nigger faggot shit retard cuck garbage fucking players. Fucking every team can't stop gobbling fucking aids infested nigger semen all the way from picks, fucking retardniggercancerfaggottrash. Fucking worthless matchmaking and rating that barely has anything to do with fucking player skill just every fucking match is fucking trash, fucking ice nigger retard and his shit fucking balancing so every match is trash, fucking valve and their fucking trash gamemodes so we still cant even have ap with straight up 10 bans when they still cant fix their fucking game, fucking niggers

I'm posting a woman getting fucked, how is that gay?
oh it was the dota2smut thing right?

No. The bots are always going to be on the same team since the sandboxer will set his own lang pref

whats entertaining about penis entering vagina back and forth lamo

thanks. how long does it usually take to find a game?

>go to the vet
C A S T R A T I O N

sex is pretty great from what my friends have told me; i'm still a virgin

>stuck in traffic
C O N G E S T I O N

lamo

You're queuing 3 servers so 5 mins at most
Just don't queue Aus in peak hours, it's 7am in Sydney rn so you have like an hour at most until the kids wake up

DUDE xD

When I try to queue a high ping server it only selects one - e.g I select both Japan and India and since India ia lower ping I'm only queueing India.

Go back to /reddit/ you fucking autists.

a cockroach got stuck inside a box in front of me while playing dota, should i save it after game?

make me 4cuck

pics or it didn't happen

I wish I could look as cute as a peeved little anime girl...

i once had to spend the night in a dark closet
i fell asleep and when i woke up a rat was nibbling on my finger

i had to kill the animal - i was so scared, i grabbed it in the darkness and smashed it as hard as i could until it turned into a warm bloody mess in my hands

someone please explain this fucking "buy oov on ranged heroes" meme

go back to your cuckshed sven

Qop is A CUTE! WR A CUTE!

Some can make use of their experience, some can't. Also a question of whether he's genuinely attempting to learn the game while streaming. From what I've seen he afks while reading chat and donations. Plus niggas thinking they're hilarious trying to queue into him and dumpstering him with Meepo.

This ex-Liquid guy calibrated at 3.1k the other day, but he mentioned on stream once he played Dota 1 when he was younger.
twitter.com/LiquidDominate/status/905136981595766784

15 DAMAGE
275 GOLD

>WR
>cute

my phone is dead but it learned how to jump, i think its going to escape pretty soon

ill keep you guys posted but im also ongame now, could be later.

>ppd stepped down as ceo of eg to make a comeback professionally
>eg lost it's pos 4
>ppd joined a fucking hasbeen 5 stack
>eg picked up fear as their post 4
holy shit why is ppd getting so cucked? literally what has he done for artour and the boysh to treat him like this
genuinely interested
he's going to end up having to coach gookstack in the end

>the state of this general

increases the harass capability of an already superior harass hero by 40% at level 1

are we the alphas now?

did demon release which team he's in btw?

I wish I could support him

I'm going to try DotA 2 because of my dear friend, loltyler1. What hero is female and lolbab-friendly?

Nice, somebody replied!

Reminder if you are below 4k and willing to spend 5-10 hours practicing last hits and farming patterns AM is free mmr

>League Chad
>immediately picks Axe

im now in a game with actual indian people. f

Does this woman ever get blacked?

>some league shitter streams
>/d2g/ shows its true colors

A day or so ago during an FPL game in TS, ppd asked him about coaching DC.NA or something. Could have been on-stream joke for the bait.

Phantom Assassin. Just right click after using your only two active spells.

one on the left

OK, I'll try her. Is that her pictured here
?

we all get blacked eventually

when will medusa get a true steroid?

Woah....

No, that's my woman and you stay away from her. You want this one.
dota2.com/hero/phantom_assassin/

feed me dotards

NeVerrR