League of Legends General - /lolg/

why is she wearing so many bandages? is she injured?

vocaroo.com/i/s0loO1wVVuCx

if you're below diamond youll get none
if youre diamond you might get a few
masters/challenger maybe a hundred if you have a really good taste in music

onetricks get terrible viewer counts

it's the best what are you on about

im at p1 rite now

>Play Jungler and like clockwork one of the lanes feed so hard
>"OMG THEY GANKED ME 3 TIMES ALREADY WHERE IS MY JUNGLER?"
>I have ganked the other 2 lanes multiple times and pushed them ahead
>He refuses to ward properly and stop playing aggressive

jungler is the suffering role for people who hate themselves

you will get exactly 1 viewer, which is yourself in watching your own stream

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

see this? this is happiness and youre not involved and dont deserve loolooos love

who?

if i get to diamond will i at least get like 5? i just want to chat with viewers

this my acc

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=LeobardoDiCaprio

i paid $4 for this picture because i can't read and i got double charged by their patreon
so here you go, it's disappointing as fuck

imgur com/a/ayipG

>not Kendrick LeBard
Mild disappointment desu

>Jungler is the suffering role for people who hate themselves
>Not Support
>The role you are literally powerless in
>Forced to watch the retards on your team miss farm on the map all game and force terrible fights
>Influence on winning fights is minimal if your team is worse than the enemy team
>Have to play killer mage 'supports' if you want to win with a shit team

If you're below masters and don't consistently appear on other popular streamers streams/teams, you will not get a single viewer, I gaurantee it. Literally don't even bother unless A) you are LCS/ex-LCS B) master tier AND have been playing for years and consistently appear on other streams C) have a huge rack and are female. Anything else will literally never take off the ground

>13 failed Onslaughts in a row
>Pick a ADC instead of a mage so i can carry
>Win the game on my back alone when i tell my supports to fuck off and stop stacking on me when ANY Velkoz are out

This is the ONLY way to win
Everyone else is dead weight and are bound to get you killed because most of them are brainless monkeys that can't dodge the worlds slowest projectiles

You're right that was disappointing. Sorry for your financial loss user.

post yfw 2nd moving objective in Onslaught

Thanks for taking one for the team.

>Already had 3 people compliment me on my cute Star Guardian skin in game

There's enough suffering to spread all over Summoner's Rift, friend.

Or Drew Bardymore

Buy viewbots to appear high up on the streamer list

>Guy says to just dodge
>When three Chos are walking around in the moving circle
>Several Rek'Sais are popping everyone up all the time
>A couple Kog turrets propping up
>10 Vels blasting away happily plus a couple from behind that you can't kill because circle moves too fast
Fuck that, you can't dodge all that shit. The moment you try to move anywhere you're stuck between being hit by projectiles and/or Kog or being stunlocked then killed by projectiles.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Anyone had any luck with skin capsules ? thinking of blowing $40 and trying

champs you play because they are just so damn hot

I just got permabanned because I bought an unranked 30. I don't even know how they figured that out.

Is there anybody with an account they just don't use that they're willing to give a poor soul? email me [email protected]

I know it's a ridiculous request but I'd really appreciate it. I don't want to buy another account and have this happen.

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new OC

are the only rewards for this shit the profile pictures, a ward skin OR a free champ? IS that all?

>buying an account

did you just win a bunch user XD you gotta hide it better

source : i have the same one from playauctions for two years

>I don't even know how they figured that out.
the sellers send riot a list. reasoning being you'll just buy another one, so they'll make more money

woah there fucko thats TWO(2(II)) FREE mystery champs right there if youre a good player, so get good

>as a premade group of five
>league in the current year
who gave this the green light lmao

>to give
nigga these things are a pain in the cunt to level by hand
just have another monitor/laptop chillin to alt-tab level accounts in bot games with bami cinder warwick or something

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Maybe it was the dozens of reports that bot earned on its way to 30, genius.

You are playing support wrong you are supposed to get an early lead and snowball lanes ans jungle. And If your team is bad you build damage. But if you are bad your job is still easy because supports have low impact on game anyway.

yeah that makes sense. I was winning a lot, and they guy I bought from playerauctions seems like he doesn't have any accounts for $10 atm

Shes not hot shes sexy

b-but i own all the champs and I will NEVER not use christmas tower as my picture.

Are you willing to buy a pre 30 account for like $5?

Yeah, this happens. I lost one of my accounts (probably) because people kept threatening to report me for semi-afk farming jungle. Either Bami's Cinder or the control ward at krugs.

shitty because the account was 28 with a ton of IP

oh is this actually a thing
figured those sites would give you another if initial got banned or something

This should be the Academy Ahri skin

you will never wrap your arms around her sexy cold thighs

>get rid of chat channels
>don't replace them
>make challenges to do things with 4 other players
Yeah, because I totally want to wait around my friends' schedules instead of spamming channels of people who want to do this shit and getting attempts all day. The next fucking Party IP weekend is going to be a shitshow of butthurt complaints.

I want to look exactly like ahri.

yeah exactly

>hey dude wanna do a bunch of shitty bot games for a jax champ shard
like idk

>12 failed Onslaughts in a row
>Finally get a competent team who understands what to do during each round
>Knights vow onto Jinx and help her not die
>Struggle a bit on the bridge stage but get it right on the final try
>Keep people coming back at a good amount of health during the boss with Poppy
>Locket pretty much whenever it is up
>Win
>Was tank Ezreal
>Team was Ezreal, Poppy, Jinx, Syndra, Lux

Focus Velkozes, focus Kogmaws, stop having the entire team be squishy, and learn the stages. That's how you win.

do i do it guys, do i collect an aatrox champ shard?

so people in the Sg universe just take Ahri a normal being like the yordles?

get the ward!

Aatrox!

What am i supposed to do with the extra 2 tokens?
and does anyone want to 5 man this for an S?
>this mode has made me want to play MF again

It's a Lee Sin instead.

What ward skins do you have currently?

>Starlight tokens
That probably implies you get 2 for each mission so you can get 4 total for the other reward

How did you finish the first missions so fast though

I have a level 30 unranked account that I leveled for for my girlfriend. Hand leveled, never used scripts/bots or cheesy tactics so it's definitely not flagged. I could sell it to you for a star guardian skin if you don't mind a girly name.

She's hot and is pure sex so they probably let it fly.

Some people actually have friends, dude. Lmaoing @ you're life.

I want to carry Camille like a princess.

lolg memes of old are something else

it was actually the other cut man instead. also theres only two good ward skins in this game and this one isnt even close to being one of them.

i wouldnt want to put my friends through that

ok ill try to get masters but ill probably never get there lol

I played 8 straight games with some anons on here
lost 3 games, it only takes 5 wins to get the 4 tokens if you make sure to change what role your champ is
the closest we got was a B+
I'm a hikki/neet user, i dont have friends/

I hate all the star guardian skins. They're shit and the voices are really fucking annoying. Especially Jinx's stupid little nigger giggling every two fucking seconds. Lux and Ahri's VA is fucking terrible and has no enthusiasm

>had spider ward skin when I started
>broke it down because I thought ward skins were common or something

This guy gets it.

>theres only two good ward skins in this game
What do you consider the two good ones?

Kys yourself, dummy.

>hating on SG Jinx
Hold on there bro, that's going a tad far. I'll give you Lux and Ahri though.

The tombstone ward and the dark hand ward

Dragonslayer and...?

This man has the right opinion
the angel tombstone one?

I like the OG star guardian ward. The transformation from the normal ward is what makes it for me.

+3 for invasion: onslaught quests

add ign TothBrush

Book ward is the best.

yeah the angel tombstone ward.

Just had a game with a gnar that wouldn't group. He was trying to split push but ended up getting nothing because he kept running away from a morgana support.

He was very mean to me every time I kept telling him to group since he was our only tank.

People like that should be banned...

Talon is pretty fun.

Agreed.

>Wanting to hear squeaking every time you shoot an ability
That shit is extremely annoying

>12 loses in a row in onslaught mode

REEEEEEE JUST LET ME WIN ONCE

>normal
>team doesn't dodge vel'koz and dies
>or
>team does nothing but dodge and we get overrun
>also
>team always ignores ground indicators and tries to melee the giant Cho
>remember why i quit WoW

Done with this game mode. Quests are shit. Rewards are shit.

I don't really notice it after a short bit of playing. Instead I focus more on her dancing.

Why is this allowed? Its so easy to help carry as a Support right now.

as long as it not lux sure?

>want to win at meme mode
>teammate picks ezreal
just like my solo queue

you already pre-ordered yours right?