/scg/ /edg/ Elite Citizen: Star Dangerous General #200

Slowly but surely, first his last eye will die on him, then 3 point motherfucking 1 drops and since he can't see it's "glory" he'll hurl himself off 2nd floor and not only cause an earthquake and die from his organs bursting by the 'ripple' effect, but he'll also level ALL of L.A. along with Croberts & Co. and most importantly, that other fat fuck 'homeless santa'.
inb4 North Korea takes credit for the destruction of L.A.

Soon(tm)*

Tbqh Ben gives me hope for my own fatassery, the fact that he is still alive even if he is slowly dying greatly reduces my worries that I might just die of being fat. I've lost a bunch of weight, and then gained a bit back due to depression mostly, but I still don't weigh half what he does and hes only a couple inches taller than me. If his hearts still pumping at like 45 or w/e he is I'm less worried about mine just kicking off.

SC will be incomplete without skintight bootysuits.

resposting opinion
Irony,
I remember some cuck asking how CIG were going to make "medical job" deep enough to make skills matter.
Right now he must be asking how he'll be able to be good at it without having to learn all of it

suddenly the lack of a medbay in luxurious & shit ship become critical, enjoy alien mosquito giving you a 90% stamina & aim debuff

Meh they'll go soft on the very critters demanding immersion and make it so you can bring a single item that cures you of all 'ailments'.

I remember that conversation. It wasn't about the medical job, it was about how theyre going to fill a 2km carrier with 200 real life players and give them all jobs to do and some autist placed his whole argument on the medics

I just hope they make the Cutlass red into an actual medical ship and not just a glorified oversized ambulance that can't do shit on its own.

>ywn play a good multiplayer space game

I'm that 'cuck'.
ATV didn't change my opinion, it barely touched on medical activities.

For reference, I play as a medic in the ACE3 mod for ArmA 3 where you have to handle wound types, Heart rate, blood pressure, blood quantity, shock.

some shitty exhausted debuff and a typical RPG health pool 'bleed' mechanic doesn't suddenly mean the role is complex.

>he never experienced freelancer online

Stretching it, it ended up being about confusing feature that are fun and skill based, with grind and unlocking ability.

You just look hypocrite then cuck, Arma3 was already realistic and ACE3 is pushing it beyond. What they showed in the AtV is already far above the standard and enough to set up a fun role-based gameplay, that's all that matter.

>Arma3 was already realistic

>"oh no I'm wounded, better consume this magical yellow packet".
>arbitrary bleed out timers
???

>What they showed in the AtV is already far above the standard and enough to set up a fun role-based gameplay

what they showed in ATV was impressive but was nothing to do with a medical role.
Stop sperging out.

Space is fun
No mans sky is fun
Hello games is fun

Go make your own 'One man's lie' general nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9p_k_ImYOA

fuck

scam shitizen literally never

I'm already in no man's sky general

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Why do you lie on the internet?

what's a good ship I can use with 2 forward facing gimbals and the rest of my hardpoints as turrets?

preferably in the cheaper range since i'm a new player. Wanna build towards a python/anaconda eventually

Who's lying?

What happened to this thing?

Is that even a real jpeg, not a fanmade jpeg?

I do remember that whatever the F8 is, they claimed they wouldn't sell it, being current military ship and all

Some early model that looked like this was in the 2015 leak and the images are from the concept artists website. He also did some concepts for the new Starfarer interior and Retaliator.

What happened to it you ask?
W- REDACTED

youtube.com/watch?v=VieWni3pq90
Our favourite mountain of fat is back

New to Elite Dangerous what's the fastest way to get money and rep?

ben is huge

According to Lundo shit like webm related happens because they cut out all the vocalized pauses "to give the conversation a better flow"
Fire him already

How many "community managers" do they need?

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Ben is the guy that scares everyone away except a tiny demographic he should never be on camera.

I want to fuck Ben so hard.

>Constellation Aquila price increase for no reason

His title is homeless santa dyum it..!

Trade I guess. Exploring can net big returns but it'll take a while.

Some guy asked whether the Cutlass variants are done already because they should be according to the schedule
>santa: 'n-no, the schedule doesn't say that'
:thinking:

Cant wait for my favourite ship to get another rework

Where the FUCK is my Merchantman on that schedule?

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tfw MAYBE only half of that will be done for (((early))) 2018

Thanks user, I have a huge headache rn and didnt want to search for it.

Could it be possible I'm having trouble jumping instances because of my firewall/ network settings?

Do you need to do something out of the norm to make sure you can properly "jump" instances?

Wait, does that mean the Freelancer Dur got done today? Is it actually finally in-game?

No, they haven't even started on it yet. The ship dates on that scheduled are completely made up.

All the dates on that are horseshit, now that 3.0 isn't even going to be ready for December 2017.

Mission Givers : ETA is 8th September

Cockpit Experience : ETA is 5th September

Character Customization : ETA is TBD

Vehicle Customizer App : ETA is 4th September

Ship Selector App & Insurance Claim : ETA is 4th September (was 29th August)

Comms System UI : ETA is 6th September

Mission System : ETA is 1st September

Coming back from a long absence. Any word on any of these in the past week or so? They all should have been done already or by eod.

>Any word on any of these in the past week or so?
No. Go back to sleep.

Missions until you can afford the next tier ship/more cargo racks

Then find a good rare trading circuit.

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Would you buy a Misc Mule, user?

Are these SC devs or something?

Da faq??

Ved is the offical /scg/ Veeky Forums organization for sc and people think it's weird that they're a bunch of freaks. I mean, they post on Veeky Forums unironically for fucks sake.

I put money into the SC kickstarter about 33 years ago. Should I ask for a refund?

Would you, Anons?

Do massacre missions still stack in E:D brahs?

No, got 2 BMMs for my Science/Commercial enterprise for that.

I would for that Galaxy aesthetic.

Seems like a non retarded version of the reliant, so yeah I probably would assuming it wasn't some crazy ass price

Why don't you go make a /scg/ standalone thread, nigger? NMS was obviously here because it can't support its own general, like both the other games here. Proving that you are insufferable faggot that wants to discuss the deadest game in the genre every thread is not going to make NMS go away.

Apartheid was the PINNACLE of nigger living.

Even with SC currently being vaporware-tier, it's STILL closer to being a space sim than 'One man's lie' ever could hope to be you silly faggot.

>NMS in the OP and the thread goes to the bump limit.
>no NMS in the OP and the thread is dead in less than 75 threads.
:thinking:

t. someone who has not played the current patch.
You know you can torrent it right? There is literally no reason not to try it other than you are a stupid nigger who enjoys being willfully ignorant.

2.6.3?? yeah I've been there a year ago, crashes, horrible potato performance, dying from using ladders or when leaving the Cuntstellation when not landed and all that GOOD stuff.
But hey..! either you have your tongue up the asshole of Croberts & Co. and be a cultist or call the current status of SC anything below 'good' and you're a goon or "willfully ignorant".
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Go grind 4 million aUEC like that good goy from autismo spectrum.

SC isn't a game. It won't be for years. There is plenty of time to play other games to completion and still not miss anything in SC. Other games already being released and patched several times doesn't take anything away from SC's (((development))).

You could literally get a toon to max level in WoW and probably some gear before 3.0 drops. I just don't get why shitposting about SC is better than talking about a game with planets, legs, space combat, and friendos that you can play now, for free if you're a poorfag.

Without any heirlooms or boosts, it takes about 2 weeks to level up to max level in casual fashion. Then doing chores and getting 'gear' takes probably another two. You are right: Star Citizen is not a game, it's a lifestyle.

>Star Citizen is not a game, it's a lifestyle

Show some love for Sandi. She's the one pushing the game forward.

>be professional photographer
>schedule says model for next appointment.
>I hope she's attract....
>oh god why?
>fuck it, it's only money.
>"Allright, we are going to set up some fans, just try to look natural."
>not sure what I expected.
>"Ok, you're an animal now. Give me primal."
>why did she scurry under a rock?
>"Last thing and we will take a break, You just got your husband's credit card."
>close enough, I can fix it with enough post.
>"Good job."

If you can't reach all the players in an instance through p2p the matchmaking server probably won't put you on that instance.

Fuck that slug. It handled like a bathtub full of bricks. Bricks made of lead, which are themselves also composed of lead bathtubs full of more bricks.

She's a freak who did tickle/horror pornos when she was younger, a fucking (((ex-thot))) who now lives off a white man.
No man deserves to be married with a thot, even if it IS Croberts being that man.

>Constellation Aquila price increase for no reason
"making the Origin 600i's 435 dollar price tag not seem utterly retarded in comparison" and "because our cultists have proven time and again they'll not only just blindly bend over for price increases on imaginary spaceships for a game that's still years from release, they'll even actually defend us doing it" are reasons, user.

Dear god I wish people would stop giving them cash

>It handled like a bathtub full of bricks. Bricks made of lead, which are themselves also composed of lead bathtubs full of more bricks.
so like every SC ship bigger than a freelancer?

I assume I can just find them with her name? Just for research and science. I wonder what Derek has been doing? Haven't followed anything after their demo crashed.

>Dear god I wish people would stop giving them cash
Its the only way we'll ever get the game too.

>scam citizen isn't a game

Then it isn't allowed on Veeky Forums :^)

Welcome to edg/nmsg, friends!

Star Citizen will be a game when you can buy ships and components with in-game currency

>2 enemy CMDR vultures start interdicting me at Quince while I'm just in my hauler

I evaded both

you can already pay to win rent them

it won't be a game until it has a game loop

I would love to see similar key mechanics as in TF2 and CS:GO. First you buy the crate/ship package but in addition you'll need to buy a separate key as well. This increases suspense and makes game more profitable for Chris.

They should make it like STO where you get a crate and if you pay to unlock it, you get anything from a single use consumable to a top tier ship.

I wish I could work at CIG. First of all I would implement in-game lottery which costs real money. The odds would be somewhat similar to real life lottry too so in essence it's almost impossible to win anything worthy. This would be in next patch to support more cash flow.

>use ship to do missions, haul cargo, mine, steal
>receive money
>invest money into ship
So it won't be a game until 3.1?

That's pretty optimistic of you. Not saying you're wrong, just very optimistic is all.

STO has gone over 13 seasons selling the most cancerous type of box available. The chances of a Tier VI ship have been estimated at less than .1% and you see them pop up constantly with the server wide message that someone got one.

hah..!
Try fucking 3.3 when you can actually play with another person without having crashes, people dying trying to climb ladders, exiting the ship in EVA mode and random clipping sending your corpse at a million light years an hour into the void.
3.0 won't even have the option to share missions with your pals as far I know.

I really like this idea. They are on the right track.

Another week over with, another week ADDED.