BMW is the greatest car company in the world and it is inarguable and you have no excuse for not owning one

BMW is the greatest car company in the world and it is inarguable and you have no excuse for not owning one.
>Fiat owns: Alfa Romeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Ferrari, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, Ram and SRT.
>General Motors owns: Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet, and GMC. GM owns a controlling interest in Opel and Vauxhall in Europe and Holden in Australia.
>Nissan owns: Infiniti. (Nissan, in turn, is owned by Renault.)
>Honda owns: Acura.
>Toyota Motor Company owns: Lexus, Scion, Daihatsu and Hino Motors, with a stake in Fuji Industries (Subaru's parent company) and Isuzu.
>Volkswagen owns: Audi, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, and overseas-brands SEAT and Skoda.
>Daimler AG owns: Mercedes-Benz and Smart.

BMW owns Rolls Royce.

It's not even a competition.

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too bad their whole fleet sucks arab dick

>too bad their whole fleet sucks arab dick
you're thinking of mercedes

Saying you're the greatest car company today is like saying you're the tallest midget. It's not that hard to be the best one just don't rape consumers and car culture, which seems hard for any company to not do

Babbys first German car heh

Spoken like a true poorfag.

At one point, BMW owned SauberF1, and although they threw a boat load of monies into it, they damn near killed it and just walked away...
Saying this, BMWSauber F1 was one of the best cars ever...

I hope they come back to f1. Pls don't spoil the aus2018 results.

8 time owner here

Everything except some M cars is absolute underpowered, overpriced crap.

13 time owner here. You’re a retard

Wholeheartedly agree, BMW is the greatest and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wish every single car on the road was a BMW of some sort, all the rest should be outright scrapped.

>BMW is best
Not even best German cars lol

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You're right. Porsche is better. But besides Porsche, BMW is the best.

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>m2 literally breaks your spine
>complete loss after first issue on every model
>will never have a vehicle as amazing as the 1911
>will start producing motors in India within 10 years
Why does this company exist again?

VW also owns Ducati, MAN and Scania

>complete loss after first issue on every model
What?
Also
>never as amazing as the 911
When E46 M3 CSL was launched it BTFO’d any 911.

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BMW don't own RR, they merely have the license to produce cars under that name (ie RR cars are just fancy BMWs). Rolls hasn't built a car in over 40 years

Jesus christ and thats a 35000 dollar car

>>m2 literally breaks your spine
what?

I can agree with this

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BMWs would honestly be perfect if they were more reliable. What other manufacturer is still making practical RWD cars with manual options?

Even the cheap BMWs are good. Everyone hates them because the people who buy them are normally badgewhores who ruin the brand's reputation but they're good cars.

Even Audi and Mercedes build better sports cars than BMW.

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>cries in failed plastics and suspension at 125000km

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these are worse than 90s GM

BMW.....lol
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my 7k yaris sounds better than this shit, and its interior is CHEAP

Thank you for your respectable response. I can agree with that.

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>Audi
At least try to make some decent bait, this is just weak.

>pushing something makes a noise
Well holy shit, who'd of thought?

where is their mr platform then
yeah but theyre slipping. 718 and carrera 2s arent even na. cucked by turbos like all the rest

>mr platform
i8

>what is the R8

rebadged Huracan.

>Skoda and Seat
>overseas
You realize Czechia borders Germany?

Takbir

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turks have best taste in cars.
I noticed them always driving all the cool cars in western europe

Turks and Moroccans driving the W124 diesel are the reason we overhauled our entire oldtimer tax system in the Netherlands.

Anyway nowadays they mostly drive Alfa Romeo’s it seems

best one is FORD.
>>owned by nobody
>>no bailout (used structured loans)
>>had mustang production uninterupted for 50 years
>>still got its finger in EVERY form of motorsport
>>cant remember the last bmw tractor
>>still owns 11% of mazda

just cause your unique doesnt mean you are any use

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Tell me where are the ford brand sportbikes?

You mean suzuki, name 1 military that has bmw dhits fielded

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the Wehrmacht

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And they lost ww2 y

went alone vs everyone and took over the whole Europe

What about all those axis allies? Also they never took UK over LOL

>what is the axis

italy bitched out soon and Japan was fighting in the other side of the world.

hungary, romania etc

>all this greentext
Yep. They're fragile as fuck. One more financial crisis and they'll go down the drain while other companies cut their losses by focusing on cheap cars and commercial vehicles.
>b-but they'll never fail
Nope. They'll be bought and humilated by slapping bmw logos on someone elses shitboxes. Just imagine bmw owned by indians or gooks.

Just seen a f30 340i I like the look of, should I pull the trigger?

Pic very related

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lol BMW is the second most valuable brand after Toyota it will never fail.

That only means that they can sell more t-shirts with a logo.
Or toys.
You like toys dontcha?
You got some sweet 1:18 M3 GTR mpdel on the shelf above your bed.
Yeah you do.
Boiii.

lol dude you're retarded if you think BMW is a low volume brand like jaguar or Volvo was (before bought by indians) it was the top selling luxury brand for the past 10 consecutive years only to be finally beat by Mercedes last year. And keep in mind Mercedes has 2 times more models in their lineup than BMW

t. Proud 320d e46 owner

I own a 540i M Sport. But what does it have to do with BMW sales numbers?

>I own something something Gee eL eX!
>I own blah blah Passion-line
>I own doo dah Active Pack
>I own 5series M-SPORT
What the fuck is M-sport? You have M5 or not?

>what the fuck is M-Sport
It's the optional sports package which includes Recaro seats, lowered sports suspension, aerodynamic bodykit (bumpers), thicker steering wheel and other bits.
M Sport/M tech has been a factory option since the 1980's btw.

retard

I used to be a sperg to op, ull grow out of it

"No" would be enough.

I literally just stated I own a 540i. Are you illiterate?

You made this post to justify your purchase or to show that bmw drivers (or their sons) are cunts?
First ine didn't go well. Second is 10/10.

And your only arguments against the BMW sales numbers are ad hominems. Fucking retard.

You started this thread with muh feelings
>the greatest
And now your damage control is based on sales figures. Nice.
I am all ad hominem, nigga! I just fucking hate your guts for starting bmw shill threads every fucking day. All I care is to make you fucking leave.

Why are you implying I am OP???

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turks are not arabs

you can do this with literally any car. Particularly one with many miles and a flexy chasis.

BMW needs to get back into F1

>3cyl
>hybrid
r u srs m8?

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