What's the hottest girl you've had in your car...

I fucked my fiance in the back of my 78 bronco in a parking lot at night. She came very loudly and we had to leave promptly.

Weird genes + race mixing in his family tree.

I gave a lesbian a lift once.

A: I've never had a girl in my car
B: I wouldn't get shit dick

Did he look cute?

My mum.

>0-100 kph shitbox
>neck breaking acceleration
Lmao

In 14 seconds, whoops

Not the hottest but she was pretty cute, picked her up at 11am and didnt drop her off until 1am, she blew me in my 2000 honda accord. Never spoke to her again after that.

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>My sister
>no

>>no
So which position did she prefer? Greentext pls.

hung out with my friend and I offered her friend a ride home. she agreed but slept the whole way back (like 45 mins) while I was doing like 80-90 average. I was thinking, "damn this chick could sleep through a fucking earthquake"

later learned from my friend that she was pretending to sleep. also learned later that she was bipolar and literally crazy af, was often manic

I dodged a bullet by not fucking her. I don't fuck with crazy

I had a 10/10 wannabe model friend in my car regularly and finally got up the nerve to hit on her in the car after we knew eachother for years and she ended up being easy as fuck.

Didn't fuck her in the car, but I did finger her and succc them tiddies innit. She looked like Bjork but blonde and with bigger tits. Probably not going to fuck anyone hotter than her for the rest of my life in all likelihood.

She had a kid since and is now a 7/10 burn out unfortunately.

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I use to fuck this dudes wife in my car all the time. I literally still have her panties in the glovebox.

girl I took on a date. didn't fuck her, never went out again, still a virgin. least I had a girl in my car, that's like 2nd base at least

Only woman I let inside my car is my mother and even then she starts panicking if I take turns faster than 4 MPH

That's not a girl

I had a 8/10 in my car, who was much younger than me.
She blew me a lot, and she liked getting choked while getting fucked hard.
I analed her once and she screamed the whole time, wasn't fun for her.
Her hole was pretty tight (as said before she was much younger than me), i hurted her insides with my penis.
She had to go to the doctor with her mom (that was fucking embarrassing for her) , because my penis (22cm 6.5cm radius) was to big for her 16 year old vagina.
She sucked the best dick though, don't know how a 16 year old learned to suck a dick that well!
I broke up with her because she called me daddy all the time, and saw me as a father figure (I am not that old, 22 to be precise).

>She blew me a lot, and she liked getting choked while getting fucked hard.
literally all women like this, seriously

no-ones ever been in my car except me

I can actually answer yes to both counts

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Well yeah the broken one do, normal healthy ones like missionary with kisses and the also come quicker and harder than the choke thots, at least from my experience.

Is that you bro in that pick?

my gf is the most beautiful girl I had in my car

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>What's the hottest girl you've had in your car?
My sister.
>Did you get to fuck her in the ass after you broke her neck with your car's acceleration?
I'm not from West Virginia you sick fuck. I drive an old truck anyway, the only thing that gets broken is our backs because leafspring

>inb4 20 pages of salt from busriding virgins

If that's your gf then she's pretty cute m8. Nice.

no

>that hat
Is she 14 or something?

>he has never touched a girl

>A 5 foot blonde with green eyes and a thicc ass.
>Nope. I was retarded at the time and we live in different countries now.

>mfw

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Yeah. Altho she was a ginger redhead and most people think they're ugly, whereas it's the hottest type of person to me.

So what, are you gonna make fun of some literal who on some anonymous guinea pig trading imageboard just because he doesn't have a girlfriend?

wew

nah man, even the healthy ones do, they just don't know it yet

>he can't construct a coherent sentence

This. They almost all ask for it. I don't even ask any more because most enjoy the same weird shit. Also the free porn on the internet these days is way higher quality content wise than it used to be 15 years ago. Could explain the talented girls these days. I've gotten 2 11/10 blowjobs from a red head on Tinder and waitress from mellow mushroom. I've seen worse deep throating in porn then some girls my own age at the time (23ish).

Oh yeah I fingered my friends cousin that was in her early thirties and I was like 24. Fucking and older girl will teach you a lot about why woman your age suck. They still haven't gotten over themselves.

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So MILF friend of my aunt.
Although my co-worker is good looking too and I've driven her around a few times.
No, because my car accelerates slower than a turtle stuck in tree resin.

Going to drive around with my gf next week, but not going to fuck her in the ass, I ain't no faggot.

Man of culture right here, give this man a donut.

fuck you, I just woke up

WHO?!

>you will never be able to borrow your socially-inept friends' 1984 Toyota Camry and use it's tape deck to play a mangled and distorted copy of The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" with your under-age girlfriend while making donuts with his car in the empty elementary school parking lot where you were abused in the 3rd grade

Didn't have a car during the time. But probably with girl above.

fucked her in the back seat of my shitbox Taurus 4 years ago and been dating her ever since lmao; aggressive car sex is best sex

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oh boy

in awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit

Only woman I let inside my vehicle is my mother as well...sometimes let her drive it. Just wish she knew what a brake was.

?
am i getting memed here
who in this entire universe would think she's fat

>who in this entire universe would think she's fat
Everybody outside of the USA.

my wife
no poo poo pee pee
its really slow

What does her brapper smell like?

yikes

Ouch, hope she has a tight cunt at least.

>easy as fuck
>now a burn out with a kid

who would have thought