/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>doesn't fucking matter because the wards are already down

>Lore:dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Shouldn't we replace this link with slack's youtube channel?

okay!

So how many "3-hit passives" is this Pangolin guy going to have?

making redditors like this guy cry bitchtears

Imagine being this upset at people enjoying themselves.

dota 2 related discussion
that slut isnt welcome here

They are enjoying the intellectual equivalent of wallowing in their own excrement.

>after cussing us out the entire game in a mix of russian and english and even porting teammates into the entire enemy team, the game finally ends
>high server load
>tfw I can't even report the fuck after all the pain I had to endure
this is definitely a bad omen
time to go play something else

pugna is male (male)

Historic most disappointing runs at TI

>#1
EG at TI7: Couldn't win a single game. Kicked by a secondary western european team.
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>#2
Secret at TI6: Couldn't win a single game. Kicked by LGD.
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>#3
OG at TI6: Won a single game. Kicked by SEA team.
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zeus aghs is cancerous

why are bad players obsessed with mid

Ah yes, the classic 2k games. Kill me.

sluts are an essential part of this general

>don't have fun playing dota anymore
>anime stopped filling the void

what do d2g

time to kill yourself

time to die

>nu-drums on ck

baka

I never build Drums so I thought I might try it. Doesn't seem very good desu.

I just woke up dotards
Did I miss slack's wedding? He said he was gonna stream it, right?
If I missed it, did I miss anything good?

this statement made me feel the need to modify this crossboard meme

feed you what?

you meant secret at TI5 when they had fucking rtz s4 zai kky ppy, probably one of the strongest lineups (if not the strongest) ever

>Tyler1 owns dota 2

He streamed it, missed a bunch of drunk sluts.

>both times rtz was knocked out by a team using a standin
really jingles my tingleberries

I thought unironic twitch emote posting happened on reddit all the time

>slacks not only managed to have sex but also managed to get married
>you are still a virgin

Literally defend yourself right now.

im not a virgin and jake is a different man when he is being himself and not putting on his "sir action slacks" persona

Slacks is a confident guy, I'm not.

>racism is okay t. Black^ on stream
whoa.. isn't that a capital offense in g*rmany?

Not a virgin
r9k posters just need to stay in their virgin containment hole

why do virgins always assume everyone else is a virgin?

Then why aren't you married yet?

this

but Im divorced

Reminder there's a difference between "watching twitch" and "being a twitchfaggot"

I don't think so

>battle pass is about to end
>tfw didn't even pay the smallest bit of attention to it
Do you guys think if I grind out games, I could finish these paths before the season ends?

>yes goy give me shekels

You should be ashamed of yourself

join the vg abuse group, we're always lacking ppl to fill lobbies nowadays (if u're a mongoloid u'll get kicked)

>cr1t's face

you can tell he feels like killing himself just for being next to all those subhumans

It's insane how Sumail looks American as fuck and Yawar looks Aladdin tier as fuck. They look nothing alike.

Esports are live

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

First match of the "new" Complexity with Moo back on the offlane later.

that's "american"

holy shit what went wrong with america?

they both look like terrorists

I'd rather watch paint dry.

If PPD was playing at least we could laugh at his team fucking up but I'll pass on watching total nobodies & shitters.

sumail > crit
sorry

Been taking a break since TI, just wanted to pop in and see how the new heroes are.

You never know who the next big thing will be now Evil "please buy a 2ez412thplace shirt" Geniuses are on the wane

Yeah I feel sorry for EG fans.

I got married before Slacks did

>tfw too depressed to even attend tests for driver license
i miss times where i had absolute peak of my social skills and had actual friends and people to play/talk with
then i quit league of legends for dota

I-I'll be your friend...post steam...

"Next big thing"? Like "which team will get the free NA spot and get kicked on the first round of a tournament"?

haHAA i'm depressed btw haHAA
nut up faggot

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What are some good tanky heroes that can jump in the middle of the enemy team, fuck shit up, and get away?

touhou is some of the most autistic garbage shit that has ever been spawned from the depraved depths of man's mind

Always touhou in the forced memes too

Brouhaha
Shakira
Axe
Clock
Tide

>haHAA
i will draw you reddit
as poison is drawn from a wound

>/a/ getting mad about /jp/

isn't it usually the other way around
what did the /a/utists do

dead

Just got the Immortal sven sword.. Should I sell now for 50 bucks or wait? Same thing with the golden chest.. open it or wait and sell?

SELL SELL SELL

>solo player
>get harassed by stacks every single game
what the fuck, how am I supposed to deal with this?

it's not just verbal harassment, they sabotage my farm and leave me to die etc

I don't even talk, they just hate me and blame me because I'm not in their stack

kumiko?

play rankeds

queue up for ranked and check strict solo matchmaking

but I'm not good enough to play ranked, I took a break of over a year and now I'm rusty again. that's why they're mad at me.

If you play unranked games your opinion on ANYTHING is literally WORTHLESS.
Play ranked and shut the fuck up. You can play exclusively solo queue ranked.

>blame someone else when you lose
>your ego remains intact

Congratulations for discovering why all online games are team based

the only way to play solo is to play rankeds

this is why fighting games are good and mobas are bad

it's because you're a beta, if you were alpha like tyler1 they would want to help you.

also don't forget to buy bloodrush discount code alpha

>play carry
>YOU FUCKING SUCK AT CARRY DUDE
>starts fighting me for last hits in lane
>SEE YOU CAN'T EVEN LAST HIT YOU FUCKING SUCK

why play dota
when you can watch dota?

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>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k true mmr
>only thing holding me back is high ping to USE
am i the only one?

I have 2700 hours in this game and I still suck

I want to cry

>tyler already has better mechanics than me after 10 hours of playing

It's just not fair.

Why are so many NA players asian, yet all the asian girls go for the white players and personalities?

>Playing Alch
>Acid spray wave
>Rubick uses an AoE spell to take some of the CS for no reason
>Call him on his bullshit
>He responds by saying if I can't get all the CS from the wave first, that I'm trash
He was the position 5

>Why are so many NA players asian
smarter on average
>yet all the asian girls go for the white players and personalities?
hotter on average

>bigger hero pool than bulldog already

I wish I alpha like tyler

>Still playing unranked
>Want to git gud before start the 10 game calibration for mmr
>opendota that my estimated mmr is 1,1 k

I dont want to calibrate anymore dotards, how real is opendota with this?

Notice how crisp Tyler1's pudge is.
Dotards think Pudge hook is hard to hit when it's literally a run of the mill League of Legends skillshot.

youtube.com/watch?v=LMYWkNGCGl8