>Too beta to maintain a normal relationship >Finally decided to play the role of girl >Eventually met my darling and genuinely happy with them >Occasionally remember that I am the iconic failure of a human male It's pathetic but the only reason I haven't killed myself is because it's refershing to watch how happy I make my husband from being his Loyal Elezen housewife.
Henry Jenkins
xth
Joshua Clark
I want to marry this catte.
Lucas Clark
There is nothing wrong with Lalafells It's just idiot westerners
Logan Hughes
...
John White
...
Eli Torres
>*breathes on you*
Nolan Jackson
what happens to you if he decides to quit xiv
Nolan Walker
did this thing shit it's pants?
Hudson Thompson
premium content
Kayden Long
Suicide isn't the answer to your problems anyway, and besides, you're an elezen.
You've already necked yourself.
Jayden Taylor
Please... I need a moonie EB...
Anthony Martinez
I am a moonie and I too need an EB. What server? Race?
Isaiah Hall
Is it the fangs? or the eyes?
Lincoln Diaz
Is there any good way to learn how to use the gpose camera? like a guide or something?
Levi Lewis
Male or female moonie?
Parker Johnson
Balmung, sunni. You'll have to promise to be my best friend forever if we get EB'd, though. It's the fact that moonies are perfect and pure.
Jacob Brooks
super cute phil
Aiden Cox
A bit late for that, friend.
Colton Price
Oh you just spent 15 minutes clearing the dungeon and now we're at the final boss?
*kicks*
Cameron Watson
Cute but turn down the blur just a little.
Tyler Collins
I can do this! name? initials? How can we meet and become bffs?
Easton Morris
Either way is fine.
Ethan Williams
Wow, you seem like a nice and well rounded individual
Charles Mitchell
Your taste is so much worse than your character.
Aiden Turner
Are you also a pure moonie?
Alexander Fisher
>defending lalashits
mentally ill?
Sebastian Anderson
You two are actually identical, it's insane.
But cute EB! You got a handsome lizard.
Matthew Carter
...
Blake Brooks
reporting
Samuel Thompson
>retarded lalashit thinks he can talk shit when hes rolled the absolute worse pedobait race in the game
kill yourself honestly
Joshua Allen
...
Jose Gonzalez
Kistol Kalpana... I dunno how to become BFFs since I'm autistic but maybe a miracle will happen!! No.
Cooper Roberts
>Kiss
Lol nvm
Jaxson Rivera
...
Isaac Jackson
...
Ian Adams
>queue times
Jaxson Evans
>bragging about being an asshole to random people online
Were you bullied as a kid? Be honest.
Parker Murphy
Looking for clingy friend or EB willing want to play video games with me. Will pay you one mill a week.
Hunter Scott
Hmm, Did you have a bad day so you take it out on a random player? Dick move, if you found it funny then..I guess you aren't quite all there?
Daniel Jackson
*kicked*
nothing personal
Gabriel James
I don't think I look that good user but thx all the same. :3
Michael Jones
...
Sebastian King
Tsarazami....
Logan Thompson
please adopt a trip so I can filter you
Colton Reed
*unzips bff*
Xavier Sanders
stay mad LMAO. holy shit the salt ITT over a pretty epic prank is seriously hilarious.
based
Joseph Watson
Woah thx
Carter Scott
IZA MAE, ODORE~!
Leo Ortiz
serrit edgey
Charles Stewart
I don't anime post and I sure as shit ain't about to pay someone 1m a week to gargle my mayonnaise. I'll take an EB though.
Henry Richardson
You first.
Brody Hill
you need to wipe that dirt from your face
Oliver Rogers
Server?
Carson Walker
Mateus
Kayden Clark
Thanks for ruining everything
Jack Myers
>Tsar fuck off lina go finish your msq
Nathaniel Reed
Lol nah i'll stay on balmung.
Christian Bailey
lf healer for sirensong in progress on aether >.>
Andrew Turner
Name? Server?
Jaxon Thomas
...
Lucas King
Post giraffes
Bentley Hughes
I miss Mado and Kaori...
Bentley Bell
Insufferable
Jack Clark
>lina
who
Easton Johnson
Hey! Leave my bff alone! Only I can unzip him! O:
Connor Sullivan
How long have you been in?
Aaron Russell
it filled
Tyler Lewis
...
Camden Cox
h-hi
Liam Foster
Who, me? :3
Andrew Bell
Hello
Evan Rodriguez
does abe live in this thread all day lmao
Owen Martin
they're around
Caleb Price
im sure you do chemo, i'm sure you do
Jose Rogers
posted
Ian Perez
Yeah cause you tried to copy that cat and failed
Matthew Wright
No one misses Madotsuki or Kaori so please, stop.
Samuel Bennett
Every time I get a post like this from some dude apoplectic with rage over smallfolk and jokes I consider staying this way for a little longer.
Jose Morris
Cutest Elezen back at the bench
Tyler Jackson
>I consider staying this way for a little longer. staying what way ?
Christian Rivera
I wish I had a tiny joke dispenser to ride on my shoulders.
Leo Myers
wanna unzip him together?
Andrew Young
Who?
Sebastian Carter
from the thumb i thought this was photoshopped shit
Brayden Moore
Need 3 people to join the relaxing meguca inner circle for maps yamero ganbatte.
1737 Aether/Mateus
Jonathan Bennett
I wasn't copying anyone moron. The only thing I changed was my hair, skin and eye color. I didn't change the facial features at all from when I was a pale cat.
No!
Jonathan Ward
EB dress is CUTE inb4 "not on u nerd lmao" ;_;
Austin Peterson
...
Angel Adams
you have to be over 18 to post here
Charles Diaz
Im amazed someone as autistic as you found an EB. Guess he has some retard sock feitsh or something.
David Morgan
It's bad luck for the bride to be seen in her dress before the EB user... you shouldn't have posted this
Angel Young
she's the husband.
Matthew Rogers
Who are you marrying
Cooper Roberts
There is only one at the bench...Sitting on it at least
Xavier Hall
Who is this?
Jayden Long
Yeah, you changed your hair, skin, and eye color to match the other cat because you can't come up with a good looking character on your own