/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

was that a literal throw?

what are you watching

Can someone explain this card to me please?

Easy turn 2 win

which part do you have problems with comprehending?

Sneeds Old Sucker

When am I getting my 2 free cardbacks?

It summons another minion of Legendary rarity upon death. Hope this helped!

Yeah I don't understand. If it was sneed's old shredder, why is it chuck's now? It really makes no sense.

Yeah I thought it was formerly Chucks?

Why is Bone Drake a dragon but Bonemare isn't a beast? Would beast Bonemare be what Hunter needs for a final push into relevance?

>Look mom, I posted it again!

it's an undead horse, when they add undead as a class type next xpac they'll change it

hmm, interesting

Here's another one, and this game acutally has undead tribe

*steals your best minion*

I hope you're watching Amnesiac go over the worst game of Hearthstone from Dreamhack of all time

At least he didn't steal my girl.

I don't watch uppity children.

>having a girl
get out

Missing out on some top quality professional hearthstone.

wish the nerfs weren't 2 weeks away just because of some faggy tournament

Someone should make a video featuring crazy Druidstone snowballs set to Ben Brode's Ungoro rap

NERF THESE CANCER DECKS ALREADY YOU JEWS. I'VE ALREADY CRAFTED HUNTER AND IM NOT HAVING FUN

The Mage's been the gayest class since freeze mage.
Wtf is wrong with people wanting a black dick with aids in their asses? Why would you play such a faggot deck?
Priest deck is a shit too thanks to Barnes.

Why is this game always favoring cancer and being a gay-ass sissy?

>Official tournament has lower views than fucking Toast

H-how is this can happen..?

t. has never felt a BBC against its prostate
its so good the afterglow lasts for weeks

But getting aids can't be good.

who is this milk mommy?

you just hate every deck you're playing against because you are a raging 13 year old gaymer

Asian tournaments are never popular since its full of literal whos

Also who the fuck watches Toast anyway? like what is his fanbase even?

I watch him sometime when I'l bored, have nothing else at all going on, and if Kripp isn't on.

Holy shit that was terrible

They should release a common neutral minion that kills any DK with its battlecry.
There, meta is fixed.

Control decks are shit played by assholes without life since MTG.
Any deck that makes a game slow and boring shouldn't be played.

because it's the millionth hearthstone tournament to happen and they're all the same

Is your anus burning after playing so much Mage and Priest?
Aww hope the aids don't make you suffer so much.
Hey, but look at the bright side, you can go around sucking gay dick the whole day like you always wanted!

I wish I knew.

Does anyone know?

instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
just some instagram bimbo apparently

unfortunately no one cares what you consider fun

and nobody cares about you and whatever you say or do. Your existence is meaningless.

and you are a lonely kid projecting your thoughts online who will kill himself within years

>8 damage on board
>concedes to Doomsayer
For what purpose

>you're still around
Oh shit what's up champ.

post decks for the thinking man

Never, my life is too good for that.
You are a sad little troll hiding behind the screen, like all the beta faggots on this board.

>limit your game around the mobile client to the point where you have to wait an entire month for client updates because of how awful apple is
>dont add crucial features that would be easy to implement because it would be "unintuitive" for mobile players
>all while the mobile experience itself is fucking terrible and playing it for longer than 10 minutes simply isnt fun.
Phones literally ruined HS before it even released

If you play

>Druid
>Mage
>Priest

Sleep on Dry Ice

...

Any Rogue deck that isn't the original quest.

I want the fucking reduce animation button. It is not that hard to do it, and can improve mobile performance a lot, not to mention it benefits lots of decks on the desktop end too because it gives players more time to think.

the way hearthstone works prevents it from ever being a successful esport. Any game with such an enormous variance wont have a consistent list of top players which prevents storylines from being formed or hype from being generated. Not to mention that the "pros" themselves all lowkey agree that the game is terrible as anything other than a fun casual game

I play Dog's fatigue warrior :^)

He actually only has 6 damage because Bloodsail Corsair doesn't have charge and he presumably didn't have Innervate for hero power.

I'm as stupid as the Druid and forgot to reply

Hunter does NOT have good matchups into druid and pirate warrior

Hope this helps

actually, dreamhack was very interesting today

>cave in and spend 6k dust on jade after seeing insignificant nerfs
>get absolute dogshit draws, all my ramp in my bottom 10 cards in every game
>go from 11 right back at 15 in a losing streak
go fuck yourself brode

>getting in on the jade train now
you had 2 expacs to figure that shit out

Tyrone did.

>Not just making aggro druid for half the dust

Takes way more skill to pilot correctly.

>Typical Jade players

You better not dust that card, user. You don't want to be wrong, do you?

>evolve shaman gets lucky

FUCKING STUPID MECHANIC

I stopped playing right before kara, I saw the cards and got tired of all the rng bullshit
I came back for kft with 10k dust to make a viable deck

What could possibly make discards good in Luckstone?

>this card cannot get discarded
mechanic
warlock legendary next xpac
>shuffle all discarded cards into your deck
>gain +1/+1 for each shuffled card
boom warlock is viable

how does that change the fact discard cards are generally trash anyway?

>Play Soulfire
>Picks card that cannot be discarded to discard
>It stays in hand
Does Lana'thel get buffed???

I'd word it more like
>when discarded, return to your hand at the end of your turn
That would trigger discard effects and I imagine it would be easier to code for intern 5

Why not do it like loliverse does: you discard the lowest cost card in your hand.
That way you can get rid of stuff that might not be necessary or useful later on.

Move Dead Man's Hand from Warrior to Warlock.
Makes better sense if you ask me.

Ah ok I understand now
>Play a billion discards
>Get a mighty 7 mana 8/8
>It gets devolved into a 1/1
B-But at least my deck is refreshed with more useless discards

If it was something like that 2/2 beast which returns to your hand when discarded and gains +2/+2, it would buff Lana'thel.

How about one (1) card that allows you pick your discarded card

All control discolock needs is more ways to not minus off the discards. Cards like Darkshire Librarian, who discard AND draw, for a net +/-0. Something like a 1 mana spell that discards 1 and draws 2, or 3 mana to discard your hand and more minions with Darkshire Librarian's ability

post ideas to make warlock viable (and fun) again
>4 mana spell restore 4 health to your hero and summon a 4/4 demon for each mana crystal your opponent has over you
might make some cards actually playable like felguard
honestly ive been waiting since beta on a card that interacted with mana crystals and warlock

Ok I've got it
Dark Poral 5 mana spell
Discard your hand. Summon a random minion for every card discarded.

Fits warlock class fantasy
Consistent with Druidstone mechanics. Can create epic tales to tell your friends
Balanced because it can lose you the game
How the hell hasn't Ben Brode already thought of this?

4 mana spell: Discard your hand and draw that many cards plus 1.

Blood elves are supposed to be slender, why is Valeera so fat?

Delicious thick thighs

Why are you trying to force this? The card is not difficult to understand nor is this funny somehow.

Roast my idea, /hsg/.

Yeah, and 1(one) that lets you search your deck for the exact card you want.

>playing on tilt
That's where you fail. A huge lesson every HS player needs to learn is when to stop and take a breather. When you're angry you make rash decisions and misplay. Don't make rash decisions and misplay. Drink tea, watch anime, masturbate, whatever it takes. The game doesn't own you.

>The game doesn't own you.

Yeah, better players do.

youre right user
Ill probably take a little rest from hs, at least for a day
I just wanted to try the new deck I crafted

I understand.
At the same time you should understand that you're playing the villain on Ranked right now, and everyone wants your head.

wouldn't that make it too easy to activate the warlock quest? cause you know, we dont want people to use a game mechanic we throw out every few months :^)

>warlock quest
who cares lmao

>against jade druid
>his turn 1 is shuffle idols coin shuffle idols
thanks for the free win my dude