/ink/ - Splatoon General

Dispatching armed drones to your location

YOU'RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN

So what's going on with very young Callie and Marie? They look like they're 7 but have the form of a fully developed Inkling

Reminder to bully Kagey

So what are some headcanons of the various things the new Splatoon 2 characters did during the events of Splatoon 1
>Shoe guy hung out in a bar with Sean as he talks about his gig and his dream job
>Jelfonzo wasn't born yet, was probably a fetus in Jelonzo
>Flow got visits from Annie once a month
>Murch admires Spyke's jewing ability and started practicing the art of the jew to become as jewish as he is
>Li'l Judd was probably plotting to forcefully take over Judd's career and Inkopolis, he is the bad guy after all
>Wet Floor band started practicing after seeing the success of Chirpy Chirps and Hightide Era
>Marina was probably a bored-as-shit recent recruit of the Octarian army and did nothing but practice DJing until the Octavio concert inspired her
>Pearl was picking her nose and visiting her sister after every Splatfest and playfully mocking her for losing the majority of her Splatfests

fuck me who won

Image limit was reached in the previous thread retard

Flight, 2-1. Invis was up on popularity, but Flight won solo AND team battles. Solo wins was a 55/45 split, even. Pretty damn good stuff.

Flight, Pearl is 2-0 in OFFICIAL splatfests

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like spaghettis.

>messing around on turf war on moray
>have been splatting everyone on their tower and keeping it inked all game
>one finally splats me after I splatted him 5 times in a row
>squidbags

Too many spags and not enough wooms
Post you favorite /ink/ woomy

I'll do my best for us friesfags in the thread

1 HOUR

Mine.

>dying
you deserved it!

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Mine

How bout a compromise?

i love these woomies

Mine

Though I like Veeky Forumsrench and weeb alot too

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All Woomies and Yebbies are my favorite

Hoodrat

idk who it is but this one

Fight the good fight m8

>League
>Win! +5
>Loss... -48
why the fuck does it do this?

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She must have been on team invisible

that's me thanks

Power levels. Beating a low level team nets you next to nothing. Losing to a low level team gets you a kick in the balls with steel toed boots.

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My spaghetti

Does anyone have the drawing of a woomy shooting one with a real gun?

I'm partial towards smug spaghetti

i found an artery in my mcchicken yesterday and im never going to mcduggies ever again

those are the girl amiibo shoes right?

Splatfests are League hell, opened to everyone.

How did you get such a clear image?

There's one of a woomy shooting an useless spaghetti

What's going on with her hands?

Time for work

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y-you too user

Yes, the school shoes

The spaghetti scientist named Orion

>finally hit level 10
>do some rank with my newly acquired custom SS jr.
>shoot from C- to B in one go

whew, can't wait to hit S+. i think i'll do some more SR

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>splatterscope in salmon run
FUCK
I cant use scoped chargers for shit
THEYRE LITERALLY MY WORST WEAPON
end my life

I just put it into waifu2x, that site does wonders for the poor quality of Switch screenshots!

Your own woomy is best woomy!

>When you thought it was a carbon, but it's really a Hero Replica

At least I know I like me. I really need to get into ranked. Also get amiibo. Also have time to play the game for once.

For what its worth user, you might be in my top 5 /ink/ squids

Totally not me user.

>No porn
Okay

What about the rest?

>start salmon run
>game gets stuck in the intro for almost a minute
>a connection error happened
>pay cut

Mr Grizz is cruel

Well that just warms my heart. Thanks, other user. I bet you're pretty fresh, too.

I wanna Enperry her Dualies.

is there a source to this???

that is the source, user
it was delivered by a drawanon last night

>play with randoms
>end up embarrassing myself and make my team lose
>play with ink
>actually do well and don't mindlessly walk off of ledges
shit

I haven't thought too hard about it but Hoodrat, Honey, Slut, Weeb, Schoolgirl, Scientist and French are all up there

Oh and Bully

And Hip-Hop

Actually I love most of them I guess. You're all fresh.

>You're all fresh.
You too, user

>Scientist
?

damn... was hoping there was a bottom half lol

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>completely wrecking shit in TW
>doing amazing
>10 seconds left
>get 16hz'd by some roller
>The connection is unstable.
>poof
>GAME!
>A communication error has occurred.

Fuck this, I'm gonna go play Sonic Mania.

new squid on the block

They're just early bloomers. The whole development process is about learning to hold their humanoid form.

>she
also that's hardly a scientist, more like an office worker

Thank you, even if it was just by association. Some of the stuff in-game I want for real, like the Birded Corduroy jacket.

>Scientist Spaghetti
>She
you didn't mention their ties to the alt-right either

How are Floridafags holding up?

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who cares

shut up

Don't worry user, I have water and some other supplies, along with a generator so I can shitpost on /ink/

I'll just say that a hurricane punching the dick of the USA directly doesn't go so well.

this but with california

The "she" was supposed to be about the Octarian, but the separation makes it unclear

Here's my application to become an /ink/ spaghetti

Just enjoying /ink/ and /ink/ squids while I can before Irma shits on us. I'm in the pandhandle so hoping Irma weakens a good bit by the time she gets here.

I fucking hate Waifu2x
Everything that comes out of it looks blobby, like it was drawn by a kid with parkinsons and a paintbrush.

>we never got a continuation of this

it really does hurt to live

now this is pure 'tism

at least the ones like special woomy had an obvious theme going and weren't just literally people's inklings with no theme and made up backstory based on one piece of gear

Classes were cancelled so I'm shitposting and collecting fish eggs with people here.

What's it gonna be boys?

Yeah, we heard you before.

>early bloomers

Is that what you call woomies that grow big'ol tentacles at a young age?