/palg/ - Paladins General

No, she has a feminine pussy and loves only me.

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You have a penis.

clips twitch tv/BelovedPricklyMeatloafTF2John

You shut your whore mouth

I want to hug Yingposter and protect his smile!

Tranny granny.

Did not mean to reply

How many times do you think that Lian's cervix was bathed in semen. I hate that bitch and the fact that I can't aim.

Third time's the charm, r-right?

good luck user

lower your sensitivity

Is this easy mode?

Do you listen to your music while playing or do you stick with the in-game music? I play my own music if I feel like it.
For those who plays their own music while playing, what are some songs you've listened recently?

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>Go into Onslaught
>Pick Lex because I have a flank quest to do
>Enemy team is 3 tanks and 2 healers on Brightmarsh
>One of us buys Wrecker
>I buy Cauterize
>Don't see another Cauterize until like 3 minutes remaining in the game
>No one else buys Wrecker
I know Mal'Damba likes having Deft Hands but that was not the game for Deft Hands.

I have the music off. I can't hear footsteps otherwise.

Proof that Maeve is best girl.

Couldn't have done it without your help, user!

Listen to my own music while playing casual/training. No music at all for comp.

Finally! Are you finally gonna rest, user?

I just turn it off so I can hear footsteps and other effects.
I sometimes listen to Vocaloid music like MASA, Maretu or whatever has Miku/Luka in it. Sometimes I just listen to random instrumentals or vidya gaem OSTs.

>MASA
>Maretu
user you just need to be enlightened and listen to laugh out project

Welp, I mean, laugh out loud project

>laugh out loud project
Christ, I forgot that thing even existed.

this fucking matchmaking i swear to fucking god

Primal Court is the worst Onslaught map

Should I just VIP boost every game or should I keep my boosts for when my team seems decent?

My tastes are literally all over the place. Today was an IU day.
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Yep, watching some stuff with a friend right now. Going to learn some healers in casuals next time I play.

you can do it

no we didnt, we got absolutely and utterly destroyed took that pic like a couple of hours ago, i just forgot to post it

>TheWhiteWhale

Pixie's smurf?

fuck if i know, but somehow, that fucker got POTG even tho we lost

>when aimbotter lose
No thank to me but it sure feel good.

Nice job dudes. It's nice that the ttk is a bit higher than other games. Makes bursting a hacker down before they can do too much a lot easier than in other games.

i want to be good and rank up

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>his majesty

wtf

Someone add this to the picture

>Play Buck
>Have a fucking ton of fun despite dying all of the time
Buff this nigga's damage please thank you Lo-Rez
>Trying to play Buck on Primal Court
I FUCKING HATE THIS DAMN MAP JESUS

GUYS HOW DO I STOP DYING AS BK AND DO DECENT DAMAGE I FEEL LIKE I DONT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THE TEAM

stop playing him and play viktor

Someone add this too while we're at it.

Suggest me a loadout. I haven't played turtle since Jenos came out.

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>not putting 4 points into spring tide
Do you have difficulties aiming makao's spin? I'm starting to relearn makao again and I find it fun spinning through deathballs with that.

>spring tide 4
>erb and flow 2
There.

I just had a match as Makoko and spring Tide wasn't proccing half the fucking time. I only know because of the brand new "who's healing me" feedback feature

Got it. Thanks.

Even though I may be a little late, I wanted to assure you that I love her more each day that passes.
I didn't think I could ever love anyone as much as I love her, she is my special princess and no one can say otherwise.
As per tradition by now, some specific people will most likely try to spread lies about us, so pay them no mind.

Unless you've managed to stick one on an enemy in one way or another like stunning, detonate your sticky bombs mid-air.
Get the short grump bomb CD card and spam the living shit out of it
Like every damage characters, create a distance between you and the enemy. Unlike everyone else, you can't exactly fight back immediately. Prepping bombs takes time and shit.
Push people away with your poppy bomb.
Pretend you're a demoman with a quickie bomb

Badabing badaboom, you're decent now

>tfw I need 60 crystals but Tryhard seems to have stopped working for me
Damn it Jew-rez, this must be one of your schemes.

Woops forgot loadout

I personally use the shield cd one and shield health one

thanks user, i need to work on positioning and detting those bombs midair

tfw no one will ever love you as much as yingposter loves ying

Dont use salvage, its a noob trap and doesnt work if your ammo is at 0 sometimes

It's a must have card in every damn build.

Bellona skin for Ash when?

I absolutely love Bellona's looks.

Try barrier reef to see if it suit you more.

updated

He's really not that bad, there are people who can play him well. New Bounce House is actually very solid.
Buy Chronos if you're having trouble staying alive, 3-3.5s CD on leap makes it easy to get in and out - especially if you kill someone. Generally Morale Boost is ideal once you get better though.

You can always date a crazy chick if you can somehow manage one in the first place anyway.

I need 3 /palg/ friends to refer me for the 400 pity crystals.
Anybody wants to help a desperate fag?

>Steam Demon set has a loud passive breathing sound that makes it harder to hear footsteps and shit

who thought this was a good fucking idea

I still dont understand how to refer. Do I have to post my referral email here?

>Trying to win some Onslaught games, want to play Viktor
>Pick him, others pick Andy, Willo, and Zhin
>Think to myself "You know I'll just pick Fernando, I have a FL quest anyway"
>Last guy doesn't pick anything until the ABSOLUTE last second
>Picks fucking Strix
>Say "fuck it" and decide to leave in champ select
>Taskbar lags like fucking crazy when I try to alt tab so I can't actually close the fucking window and have to suffer through this piece of shit game
FUCK YOU
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO PEOPLE?
GO JUMP INTO A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST WANT THAT UGLY ASS BR SKIN CHEST SO I CAN PUT THIS BEHIND ME AND FOCUS ON OTHER SHIT

In-game there's an option to add a referrer.
But I guess you could post the referral link in a pastebin if the option isn't there anymore for somebody else.
But I think the referral link is for new accounts only.

But send referrals links me to hirez site.

don't bully asthmatic Andyman

youtube.com/watch?v=2IXdEsMfVHw
Helps when I'm on my daily losing streak.

I haven't messed with referrals in ages, so my knownledge may be rusty.
But that's how I added my referrers, I had an option to add people in game, never had anyone give me some link or anything.
Maybe they changed it so only newly made accounts can refer? Who knows.

That might be it, seems like they disabled it for old players. I did have some referred friends somehow.

Yeah I remembered adding a friend that way, but when I recently tried to add someone it didn't work any more. It leads you to a HiRez referral webpage instead

My account is old as dust, so that doesn't surprise me, I just need 60 crystals and noticed that I still didn't finish my referrals, damn it.
Guess I gotta throw some more shekels at Hi-rez.

Good goy. I just spent some shekels for lorez too because I never thought I'd spend a year playing this Overwatch clone.

>not playing both
Anyways, I just want that Lian skin, guess my options are either PLAYING THE GAME or throwing shekels at my problems.
If Seris's demon skin is also a VIP skin I'll personally set Hi-rez HQ on fire.

I get people playing snipers in other modes but why in Onslaught

>>not playing both
Different guy but I legit fucking hate Overwatch.
>If Seris's demon skin is also a VIP skin I'll personally set Hi-rez HQ on fire.
HA, have fun with that one. Also I've legit been trying to get more people to check the game out to some success. I finally finished the Mad Scientist Pip set so yeah.

I actually have Overwatch, but I'm only a lv 25 shitter and I don't have friends to play with. Also, I don't like how the classes are so rigid there.

Bard champion when?

Hirez should really just remove those shitty gacha chests and put all those collection skins into VIP. That way crystals are only used for buying VIP points and boosters.

Lian skin looks terrible, I don't know why anyone would want it.

I only play OW for the custom games and the skins. I barely even touch QP.
If Jew-rez added a custom game system like OW has, I would probably stop playing OW.

And guess I'm stuck with doing quests and playing the gaem. Time to instalock Lian/Jenos till I get her skin.

>play OW for the skins
My nigga. I too only play for the chests, and hope I get those punk tracer skins.

I only want it because I already got a nice skin for Nando, and I don't play Zhin/Maeve.
The fact that Lian is also "Press button to get kills" the champion makes me feel semi-useful.

I actually had a slew of nice skins, even had Witch Mercy despite dropping the game entirely by that point. I just logged in to see what I'd get out of the free Halloween chest and I got Witch Mercy, Valkyrie Mercy, some Reaper emote and some other shit. I laughed my ass off and uninstalled the game after. I sold my Blizzard account a week and a half ago.

Why is Jebailey in this picture?

There is a custom game mode, just no one plays it unless they want to play with friends or test something

>play a match with 2 grandmasters in competitive
>the enemy team has a tyra
>our two smart grandmaster picked flanks instead of tank, damage or support
>on game I told them to kill tyra because she was flanking us the whole match
>they only managed to kill tyra once
>we lose
I don't know how people can be this retarded, I couldn't kill tyra because I was playing seris and you have to stop healing before you start shooting, causing me to die like 20 times and making our team lose because of no constant heals.

>be plat 5
>entire team is plats and diamonds
>team seems okay
>enemy team has 2 healers
>shit I wonder who bought deft hands instead of ca-
>snek man didnt buy any item
>use respawn time to remind the nigger to buy items
>go kill some niggers
>die
>check again
>he didnt buy anything
>everyone is raging at him at this point
>"buy?????"
>we teach him how to buy fucking items and tell him to buy chronos
>he fucking buys rejuv 3

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

why is maeve allowed to swear

>playing seris in comp
>can't deal with a tyra as seris
Smell like latam?

why not

Because why not?