/ink/ - Splatoon General

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im playing splatoon on my seconds screen on my desk
so im sitting in my desk chair but im slumped over a lot, having my elbows on my upper thighs

>dynamo

You brought this on yourself.

Guro is a really cool fetish.

Summer is baseball season!

Das it mane

Anybody want to do 4-man Rainmaker in about half an hour?

Sitting on a large cushion on the floor, leaning my back against my couch

can I sit on your lap?

I'm almost close to being able to have this set up without using any chunks, is this good? It feels like a "use for all weapons" type of set up rather than focusing on a particular weapon

>make a bet with some bullying woomies on a turf war game
>they absolutely crush your team
>they all take turns sitting on your face in their compression shorts and laughing at you

just give me an ink brush with burst bombs or sprinkler

_No

Reminder to never doubt the sprinkler

That happened to me once and I came close to quitting out of embarrassment.

Stinger's are bullies, don't let them get away with bullying!

I don't I ever see people kiting Maws and Crashers to the basket? You would think that at Profresh level people would know how to kill bosses.
It's honestly getting a bit annoying how often the biggest challenge is not the AI but trying to shepherd your retarded teammates into doing the right thing.
I'm already blocking people who run off during glowflies, considering also starting to block people who randomly shoot Crasher when it's on a bridge/doorway. Go be garbage in someone else's game.

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its the third stinger that always gets you

Ngyes.

>rolling out to the center
>fall off the map in front of a teammate

Do you think there are feral woomies?

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like rabies? sure

but no, not wild ones

I want feral salmon woomies!

I swear that the AI picks who it hates the most each round, it's always either being completely ignored by Stingers or every single Stinger on the map shooting at your ass nonstop.

Annaki tee spaghetti best spaghetti

kinda wish you could carry more than one at a dramatically slowed down rate

>low rank sticks player gets assigned the charger on wave 1

>Crashers
Scrappers? But yeah, those especially are fucking annoying because people just stun him when he's pointing to the basket, meaning you need to run even further to shoot him. Also the amount of times he's stunned in a doorway is fucking embarrassing.
I took the habit of just killing bosses whenever I can though, I don't trust randoms enough to dodge a maws or notice a scrapper. It's better to have those eggs be slightly farther away than to have a dead team.

I want the mask with a decent ability, but it's okay because I rolled well on my glasses.

how can you tell they're stick players?

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Last-Ditch Effort is trash.

>someone stuns the scrapper in a location where's it difficult or impossible to get behind him

Everytime

In a comfy armchair, slightly reclined.

New Splatnet item is Crazy Arrows with run speed, just in case you have the worst taste in the world.

Marie giving birth

The masks are so unfresh

>he's not gonna have th3 charger waves 2 or 3

Sounds good

I beg to differ.

To each their own. I have gotten pretty attached to the glasses anyway, so whatever.

If you don't mind spending snails and switching the shirt out, the red vector tee favors special charge up subs.

>faggot afk's half the match
>lose
>crack
>dumbshit fucking charger refuses to push the objective and never leaves our spawn, gets like 3 kills
>second crack
STOP PUTTING LITERAL DEAD WEIGHT ON MY TEAM I AM SEETHING

i wish that miiverse guy could see this

>I took the habit of just killing bosses whenever I can though
I even prioritize killing bosses over collecting eggs at this point.
Bad habit to have, leaves you dependent on your team to do what's probably the most important job in SR

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You are walking in Inkopolis when this spagetti slaps your woomy's ass
Wat do

This fucking final SR match. Shit.
>final wave
>absolute fucking chaos near the basket
>like 5 fucking bosses not counting the fly fish outside
>other three teammates splatted
>have the last egg needed for the wave to succeed
>final countdown starting
>literally tearing up as I decide what I should do
>fuck it
>enter hell trying to revive my teammates and get that last egg in
>manage to do the dance of death with the steel eel
>dashing through satans rain
>fucking get that egg in as the timer hits one
>everyone dead after the timer finishes
>just silently jump around in our life rings celebrating
I need a drink.

Baseball!

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Masks are for pushing aside for a blowjob

Just in time for lunch.

By watching them move around. Its really easy to tell if someone is using sticks or not if they're arent any good at the game or move about slowly. There's a stiffness to everything they do and many of them are unable to handle their sensitivities so their character flails from side to side making 90+ degree turns when they're trying to aim at something

We'd have to carry and make it to that wave to begin with or hope the game doesnt send a million steelheads or start with some mode where an accurate long range user is necessary

>mom, i posted it again

youtube.com/watch?v=epUhAUcn9bg

Daily reminder to lay Sprinklers on enemy super jump points. Few things are more satisfying than hearing those five, rapid-fire hit sounds chew up your foes.

>Was going to go check them
>Since salmon run is over you're gone from my square
O-oh.

>all four of them drag you off and lay you across their couch as they all sit on you at the same time

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hj8oKnbJgbw

Woomies lay eggs

Animated woomy!

Tip him over

Lying on my back with only my shoulders propped up

how many run speeds do you need for the splatlings?

They're not amazing or anything, the main is just special power up, but I got ink saver main triples on it.

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Blowjob webm when?

That's hella cute

The first good slut woomy post ever!

Aside from just playing and playing with them, how do I git gud with chargers?

are you flick aiming?

do that

>that sting ray jump

Pearl's egg

Can someone draw her getting cut up please?

why you gotta lie like that?

kys

>glowflies round
>you get the splatterscope

stop this faggotry, gurofag.
nobody likes these shitposts

You mean like in a gym? In just her spats and a sports bra working a sweat.

Don't play them if it's not Splat Zones.

Hang in there and remember you don't need a full charge to kill chum

Just not my thing. The gif is cute though.

>implying I'm him
I just have good taste.

>using the stingray to cross that gap
so that's why they put the canned stingray in there

>You mean like in a gym? In just her spats and a sports bra working a sweat.
Yes that's exactly what I mean

I'm trying, but it's mostly low acc (around 50% acc). Better than regular aiming. Any forgiving chargers? I think squiffers are a good entry point, right?

I just charge and fire when there's a whole bunch of Chum in a line. Let your dps weapons do their thing and then clear a line while the dps weapons are reloading, buys them the time they need to get back to work

>fall for the splatoon meme agin
>maps suck
>most abilities you won't even feel a difference
>the only notable thing about this game is hairstyles,pants,(story I guess) and salmon run
Nintendo I implore you to reconsider the pay to play online bull shit as well regardless of how cheap it is because your servers suck regardless.