Start car

DeathDog
DeathDog

start car
it starts

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TechHater
TechHater

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pull gear stick
change gear

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

turn car off
turbo spools

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

press button
radio preset changes

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

blow tranny
she cums

Booteefool
Booteefool

press throttle
increase in speed

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

she

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

turn wheel
two other wheels change direction

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askme
askme

actuate lever
seat angulates

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Insert key
turn over
crawl out of the window

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Baaah

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Firespawn
Firespawn

press button to change from windshield air to feet air
windshield air stops and foot air begins

based 90's Honda

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

remote start car
it starts

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Turn on hazards
Car splits in two and goes both ways

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

get into the car
I'm inside of it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

push brake
car stops

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

open door
door opens

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

pee in gas tank
tank is full of pee

Firespawn
Firespawn

turn on lights
people can now see me at night

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TechHater
TechHater

go
goes

Soft_member
Soft_member

turn on fog lights
lights fog

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5mileys
5mileys

turn down volume
volume goes down

takes2long
takes2long

begin car
it car

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Underrated post

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

robert it go down
it go down

StonedTime
StonedTime

honk horn
horn honks

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

press start button on harley
bendix actually engages instead of free spinning

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

downshift to speed up
upshift also to speed up
??

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Playboyize
Playboyize

turn on lights
even half-blind idiots can see me in the day

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Own s13
Cracked dash

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

push start button into dash
stop pushing start button in because it won't go any further
remove hand from start button completely
start button moves itself back into original position
wtf

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

apply brakes
car slows or stops at a rate entirely dependent on the pressure I apply to the pedal

It's like I AM the car...

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

corner in mr2
i dont become a beyblade and 1080 off the road into a tree
???

FastChef
FastChef

downshift to speed up
downshift to slow down

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

activate wipers
it wipes just at the right speed, matching the rain

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Emberfire
Emberfire

at speed
pull emergency brake
am now in an emergency

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