Start car

>Insert key
>turn over
>crawl out of the window

Baaah

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>press button to change from windshield air to feet air
>windshield air stops and foot air begins

based 90's Honda

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>remote start car
>it starts

>Turn on hazards
>Car splits in two and goes both ways

>get into the car
>I'm inside of it

>push brake
>car stops

>open door
>door opens

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>pee in gas tank
>tank is full of pee

>turn on lights
>people can now see me at night

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>go
>goes

>turn on fog lights
>lights fog

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>turn down volume
>volume goes down

>begin car
>it car

Underrated post

>robert it go down
>it go down

>honk horn
>horn honks

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>press start button on harley
>bendix actually engages instead of free spinning

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>downshift to speed up
>upshift also to speed up
??

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>turn on lights
>even half-blind idiots can see me in the day

>Own s13
>Cracked dash

>push start button into dash
>stop pushing start button in because it won't go any further
>remove hand from start button completely
>start button moves itself back into original position
wtf

>apply brakes
>car slows or stops at a rate entirely dependent on the pressure I apply to the pedal

It's like I AM the car...

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>corner in mr2
>i dont become a beyblade and 1080 off the road into a tree
???

>downshift to speed up
>downshift to slow down

>activate wipers
>it wipes just at the right speed, matching the rain

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>at speed
>pull emergency brake
>am now in an emergency

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