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1st for Astolfo.
At 58 years old, my mom just bought her first motorcycle, a '95 Virago 535 with only 4300 miles on the odo. What a badass.
hahah WOW
More like the you're a cock sucking faggot edition.
Why are cruiser riders such faggots?
Fuck out of here with that faggot shit boy. Can't even be straight in your fantasy land
its their culture
This pic is a joke right? Or is this ur mom
what kind of bike is this?
>WHY ARE THINGS I DONT LIKE
>smashes side mirror
strom strom
Wow, rude.
...
where's the lie?
Faggot Indian rider
They'll be alright.
Tryin to get ur fuck sucked? Shit dick queer
I thought about trying to live in a trailer but when I went to check out the park the entire place smelled like sewage and shit. Is that normal? Anyway just make sure your mom is careful I know if my mom did some crazy shit like that I would be really worried.
Fucking faggots. As bad as niggers
>careful
Well if they live in a trailer she's already got a drug addiction. So best case she'll die on a bike and the world will be a better place
My grandma is 93 years old and this is her first bike, what a badass!
Tell that whore to learn2ride
Got her to sign up for a ton of lessons, she'll be fine. Just glad she's still livin' it up at nearly 60 years old.
You should get her into a place thats worth living in
Post pics of grammy
Where would I go if I wanted to do this besides the msf? Or are they just the best bet even passed the basic course.
>be an instructor
>pick up a student who’s probably autistic or at least sub 100 iq
>refuses to wear gear
>completely disorganised, tries getting lessons with already been through 4 other instructors
>cannot. ride. for. shit.
>can’t follow basic instructions
>against all advice has booked a licence test on the other side of town for this afternoon
Man I am dreading this with all my soul. I don’t want to be on a lesson when this fuckwit gets himself killed.
To my house.
Post boipucci first
Gonna fukk that granny boipucci hard
Let nature take its course
Sounds like the average dbt rider
He probably thinks his ninja 250 is faster than liters in the toegay
>boipucci
I hope he buys a gixxer
I'm in Canada, we don't have an MSF equivalent up here, it's all private lessons, lots of options depending on how much you want to learn/spend, what kind of bike you want to learn on, how quickly you want to earn your license etc.
first bike
I saw your upside down post friend, you can't escape your mistakes
>Buy adjustable rearsets
>need to ride for a while to see what's comfortable so I can change the foot peg positions.
>bumpy roads without locktite on the bolts yet
How old are you?
Get out there and do a wheelie
>not starting on a Ninja "THE BEAST" 250
Stay pleb.
I'm joking... Nice bike, user.
>Anniversary yellow
DANK
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I'm 30
Really want to learn wheelies but will wait at least a year before learning when I'm better with throttle control. Until then, drivers next to me waving for a wheelie will just get a head shake
Ah, I waited like 3 months before learning
but I was riding for an hour or 2 every day.
>first bike
If you fuck up those pretty fairing when you drop it I'm gonna be pissed.
>tfw still havent learned to do proper wheelies.
Seems like the more I want to learn how to do them the more my friends fuck up and total their bikes doing it.
By the filename I don't want to believe you.
It really isn't worth it on a nice street bike. Learn on a shitty beater dual sport/dirtbike if you want to wheelie, and keep it on those.
Truth
Scout based flat track bikes look like so much fun. I need the FTR1200 yesterday.
Is it acceptable to ride in swimwear when going to a lake or beach to swim?
>tfw your girl looks like on the right
>but she's chunky so she can't look like on the left
She's otherwise my ideal girl but it's kind of frustrating that she doesn't really have sex appeal.
I just ride then out slightly below balance point. Pretty low risk of dumping it if you're smooth.
I have no interest in doing it for kilometers, but it's really fun to pop up for 5-10 seconds or so.
Has anyone else followed up on this soylent (hog) guy? I never made it past this because of the cringe.
I'd ride his hog if you know what I mean
yah but at that point I find flying over shit more fun then riding on one wheel. Been leaning but seeing my friends brand new 690 smashed from trying to do a wheelie makes it seem more stupid esp with literal chance to get your license revoked.
I get the whole its pretty cool. But will agree it does have a time and place.
This can't be real.
>it does have a time and place.
Yeah, when and wherever.
Please for the love of God someone make sure to archive this. I'm a lazy cunt
>tfw my girl looks like on the right
>when in bikini or naked she still looks like right
>good body but short hair makes her look like a boy
>won't grow hair out
What do?
tfw no suzuki intruder yet
:(
>he doesn't like short hair on a woman
>not liking short hair
Mine has hair like in the pic (maybe a little longer) but I kind of want it shorter.
>tfw no short hair gf
>tfw no long hair gf
>tfw no gf
settle for an uglier girl than you want
This.
If odds I ask my local barista out
If evens I continue the downward spiral into depression
rekt
Go on your bike
FUCKIN SEND IT BOI
Good luck user
you're still not gonna ask her
Inb4 you never do
If you had the balls you already would have. Cuck.
>settle
Doing this will only land you slampigs that 400 guys have settled on before.
Better than nothing.
Once you have a girl its way easier to get another one anyways. Girls can tell when you're dating somebody and it makes you 10x more attractive for some reason.
An hero
update us
I swear to god the amount of low iq normies in /dbt/ is shocking.
That kid is hilarious and he's memeing on fags like you super hard
Eh, not gonna do it. I was expecting to get evens and was just memeing.
Just do it. And if she rejects you let it run off your like water because she's probably a dumb starbucks thot
Do it fag I asked a bartender out that was into me but she didnt want to date customers again.
I wonder how many girls he gets ironically
Was that before or after you showed her your bike?
Definitely none. Motorcycles have only ever attracted dudes.
I asked out a 16 year old skinny redhead, got rejected but I'm still working on it. Get on my level
She already knows my motorcycles. Sweet girl she gave me pie and always gives me shit about making friends at the bar. Made her blush calling her sweet and beautiful which was adorable.
>Had my high school girlfriends call me a stalker and a creep and now they added me back saying they were so sorry for being cunts.
Man sometimes its funny what kids do to each other.
well yeah I fucked your mom faggot
how did u get your bf?
Current one we gave shit to eachother alot but both thought we were out of eahothers league. We got drunk said out honest feelings with no memes and now hes my bf.
does he ride a bike?
Can you all run down the msf cource in America and obtaining a licence? Do you get the enforcement and then take a written test and that's all?
>taking the course in 2 weeks.
Do you guys kiss?
I think I would legitimately rather be penetrated by a dude than kiss/cuddle with a dude.
Endorsement***
What the heck man are you fucking gay or something?
Nah hes into cars and art more than anything.
ITs not gay if you say no homo. Also its actually nice. They are more warm and make you feel more secure.
>warmer
Well one more reason to not go gay, my gf is already too warm and I end up sweating and dehydrated the whole night. Any more and I'd want a separate bed.
Kissing is unironically more intimate than sex.
You pay $3000, review the dmv manual, watch instructional videos, you take a test on the spot and get your provisional permit right away. Once you pass the riding portion your waiver for the DMV is taken to the DMV and you get motorcycle endorsement. I took it in 2009 but I'm taking it again in 2 weeks because I let my license expire.