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>NEWS & STREAMS
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feed me dotards

this one I guess

KYLE VS BSJ TIME

No, things are at least looking like they'll improve for Brendan

nth for Pugna

jenkins is underrated as fuck

its actually crazy how smart ppd is

like, its easy to disregard him as a not so great player cuz when we see him streaming he struggles and gets salty in those mid 6k games when other pros are blowing through 9k like its a joke

but the dude is really just in other people's minds

its hard to describe but the guy is really a captain, sometime that not every team truly has

dotards?

>kek
makes me angry every time

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF NECROLYTE

>dude just pick pugna hehe

AND THEN THEY PICK ANTI MAGE

>2017
>no bard hero

veno or nyx rapes necro, git fucking gud son

>hero that has several auras built in and can swap
doom is kind of the bard hero

>pick aa
>he dies
wowowow so haed

not gay but id suck him off if he was big down there

he earned it

hi jenkin's mom

roaming support QOP

yes/no and why

no because you need level advantage

qop offlane is good though
1.has blink
2.good last hitting, ranged
3.gets levels

>visage and brew in first 3 picks
Based kyle drafts

can't wait for mike fucks their mom

not support, but as a 4th core it can work.

I'm bored, dotards

I bought some and starting drinking it before I game, it makes my heart feel weird.

what's the official /d2g/ meal for climbing MMR, dotards

Dotards?

strawberry pocky and semen

ring of tendies from mom or mcnuggies

Say it

new heroes when?

yogurt

is bsj attractive?

did rime pound her boipussy?

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can someone clean sheep's face with photoshop?
I kinda want to know how does she looks after she took proactiv

So this is what a year of EU dota does to a top4/5 major team

You fuckers crucify me when I say ld's new wife is pretty but then you're asking for pics of walking-acne girl or dickgirls or anime shit
Fuck y'all

dazzle is close enough desu

>/d2g/ would rather post pizza dyke than a perfect skinned girl with a haircut

I gave up making sense of /d2g/ a long time ago

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CUMMING ON SOE'S FACE

soe is wasted at blizzard

>CK user was right

>tfw no sea monkey with cocounut smelling hair to love me

I want to cum on her feet

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>enemy void lands 4 3-4 man chronos in a row
>team still clumps up before every teamfight

Just. J U S T.

FUCKING BSJ LMAO

I just want to see BSJ beating ppd

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>falling for plastic surgery
There's a reason niptuck surgeons are in high demand in Asia user. Your kids will come out looking like Freddy Krueger.

>those shitbajillion tons of makeup
uhh you can keep her yourself my dude.
she's literally just a one night stand clubgirl tier.

How bad an Idea is blademail against Huskar?

If bsj can't beat swindle no way is he beating ppd

But ppd's team did pretty bad, Complexity seems better right now desu

any fellow 8ks in this here shithole?

I want to soak her socks in my cum and have her wear them

just pick halberd and laugh at him until he gets bkb, then maybe your frontliner gets blademail ant eh rest of the team right clicks him

Just finished a game against ursa/husk/orc. Team had three halberds and two atos, soon as bkbs ran out they got their shit pushed in. You have to have lanes go ok, survive to 20 mins and itemize properly.

hello friends. I'm deaf of whole life. can someone pls, PLEASE, tell sound of gyrocoptar ulti, thanks!

Is hydrogen peroxide a good alternative to chlorhexidine gluconate for treating an abscess?

LMAO just ward his jungle

BENISHSHSHEEEEEMALEEWWW

AA is actually FOTM. 40sec cd on ulti lets you have action all the time

Grant is such a fucking tard it's unreal

>CK picked

this is happening niggas, people in /d2g/ tell me its a trash hero just because pros dont play it. Now you are going to see how I got my free mmr.

Truly with this kind of autism he is /ourguy/

>Lacoste keeps BTFO grant

>go on a losing streak
>get low priority
every fucking time, nice fucking game dotards.

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I watched every single of those games i lost a second time, and in none of them I was to blame for the fucking loss.
How is this allowed?
How is matchmaking even remotely balanced?

post dotabuff

All your fault

>That stacked camp near underlord
>underlords skill build to take the HUGE stack

that got my dick so hard right now

notice how mine says ooga booga, keep it casual my dude

>BananaShitstainSlamDogshitJamma

next 6 decides my new steam avatar

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>the more words in the bubble
>the worse player they are

kek

Good work.

yeah not using that one. next 5 decides instead

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so cute! where's it from?

not enough (You)s? trash poster is trash

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do raindrops need a nerf?

I really really don't understand how BSJ has so many fanboys.

their regen stacks, two rain drops in your inventory helps mana problem heroes. When both are in your inventory the charges diminish together without stacking the resist damage calculation so before a fight put the second one in the back pack. By the time you run out of charges you should have an actual mana item

same reason people can give a shit about such an average woman.

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BSJ worked hard to get to where he is?

dont forget to kys, (you) slut

I believe the BSJ fanboysim is just sarcasm. Also Jenkins dota is horrible at this game.

I wouldn't sarcastically give money to anyone.

only redditors donate to twitch cucks

bsj has not changed one bit from when he got dumpstered by clq. his team is getting annihilated and he either runs past them as if they don't exist or he sits there farming as if nothing was happening. it is almost as if he genuinely plays locked camera with no headphones

yeah not using that one, next 8 decides for real

BSJ is CLQ

newfag

next post ending in 3 decides my steam picture