Tesla is kill

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Tesla is kill.

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supforums.com/thread/165718512/politics
seekingalpha.com/symbol/TSLA/analysis-and-news)
files.shareholder.com/downloads/ABEA-4CW8X0/5974689721x0xS1564590-18-2956/1318605/filing.pdf)
motormag.com.au/news/1801/next-porsche-911-gt3-to-be-400kw-turbo
arstechnica.com/cars/2018/02/100-mile-range-electric-delivery-van-could-beat-diesel-in-lifetime-cost/

Nojokur
Nojokur

Who cares, fuck tesla anyway. Only ev car that has a place in my heart is the gm ev1.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

elon musk

girlDog
girlDog

I can't be the only one tempted to buy Tesla stock since it'll inevitably recover.

cum2soon
cum2soon

good

likme
likme

It’s not inevitable at all. Tesla is viewed with heavy skepticism in the finance industry due to all the subsidization and inefficiency as a result. Not to mention the Tesla 3 horror stories are making investors more and more reluctant.

Flameblow
Flameblow

This seems to be related solely to that guy who died like two days ago.

WebTool
WebTool

Good. Fuck murderous socialists who want to purge the population of "lessors" in the name of environmentalism.

Only thing that would make my day better is hearing Musk got necklaced back in SA.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

itt: people who can barely afford to pay their rent talking about the future financial situation of tesla

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why do you fucking spout so much bullshit? There aren't any socialist in the whole fucking country, you have no idea what it means.
Environmentalism has nothing to do with it, and Musk's Ponzi scheme being exposed say nothing about anything other than EV shills and redditors who sucked his dick.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

rent
t. poorfag projecting hard af over his autonomous deathbox wet dream.

Only odd thing is people who hate cars and driving posting on an auto board desu. Hope that crackhead bankrupts Volvo, Uber, and the city government so that they never proceed with approving cars like that again.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

implying I don't live with me mum and put all my money into my multiple shitboxes

step up m8

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

N...NO! Elon Musk is a good goy!

Environmentalism has nothing to do with Musk saying the globe is overpopulated and needs to be culled to a "sustainable" footprint

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

projecting
that you are

Autonomy is the future, loser. get over it lol

Booteefool
Booteefool

Autonomy is the future
unlikely considering your nigger replacements arn't capable of maintaining the tech.

see literally any railroad or telegraph line ever put into Africa.

girlDog
girlDog

this post upsets the braindead republican

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Rest in piss

Their cars where garbage but at least some chink company or big automaker will swoop in and get the battery tech.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Will you fucking niggers go back to facebook?

Inmate
Inmate

lol cry more bitch

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

man I wish you could force google's graphs to zero out the y axis for any time period.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Go suck some tranny dick.

Snarelure
Snarelure

u first hoe

Emberfire
Emberfire

Im not a nigger.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you are my son tho. get to work hoe. chop chop. im paying you

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You wouldnt be banging tranny niggers in the first place if you made any money.

eGremlin
eGremlin

lazy moron projecting
i just said get to work

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sure germaine, but not everyone takes testerone pills as payment.

whereismyname
whereismyname

yes but you obviously do so get to work

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

muskfags btfo

teslas are shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wouldnt need it because i wasnt born addicted to crack.

Spamalot
Spamalot

okay? why are you telling me this, loser?

farquit
farquit

Fuck right off that's why.

takes2long
takes2long

What the fuck is this reddit spaced load of shit?
N...NO! Elon Musk is a good goy!
I fucking hate that cocksucking faggot and his redditor fanbase.
Environmentalism has nothing to do with Musk saying the globe is overpopulated and needs to be culled to a "sustainable" footprint
Yes environmentalism has nothing to say with the edgy ramblings of a man dumb and cucked enough to let a woman rip his arse twice over divorce.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fuck off Elon.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

supforums.com/thread/165718512/politics

Compared to this shitstain of a thread they where actually having a meaningful conversation not just insulting each other

Tesla is trash it's dead

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they where actually having a meaningful conversation
first post is: "You realise the Musk hating is because you swallowed too much kike propaganda, right? (((Who))) else would want him to fail so desperately?"
At this point those mongrels are acting like parodies of their already pathetic former selves.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

go back to your cesspit and stop Linking to your shit boards

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I think he meant the /pol/ thread is the one having a meaningful convo.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't fucking care, they need to make their own Veeky Forums and gtfo.

takes2long
takes2long

There is record amount of short interest in Tesla shares. People short make money when the stock drops. There is a close to 35M shares short which is about $12B. There is another $5B short exposure people have via options (mostly March 29 and April 20 Put options). Majority of the vocal naysayers have piled in the options (seekingalpha.com/symbol/TSLA/analysis-and-news) which is the reason for the deluge of hit jobs.
Tesla itself isn't profitable yet. However the picture isn't as grim as pictured. If you look at their annual report (files.shareholder.com/downloads/ABEA-4CW8X0/5974689721x0xS1564590-18-2956/1318605/filing.pdf) page 67, the net cash used for operating the business was $60m. Tesla's business is incredibly capital intensive. In addition to investments in Gigafactory 1/2, Tesla has been expanding their supercharger, store and retail footprint. In total they spent $4B in capital investment in 2017. Tesla still has close to $5B in available liquidity. They might need to raise capital towards start of 2019 to keep expanding, which should not be hard to do if Model 3 production does ramp up. There is no imminent threat to the company like many would like you to believe.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I think he meant the /pol/ thread is the one having a meaningful convo.
Yes and he's laughably wrong. I'm reading the thread in question and it's a hilarious clusterfuck of brainlets throwing conspiracy theories at each other, with a few sensible posts drowning in shit.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

I sold in 2017 when it was at $360 because the roller coaster ride was getting too much for my nerves. I got a lot of shit for in the comments on electrek.co (not that I cared), but there were tons of people fantasizing how it would soon be $500 or $600. Well, not really.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You honestly did pretty good.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yup, twice actually. I bought in for $120 and sold at around $280 the first time, then the second time I bought in at around $235 and sold at $360.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Tesla is kill.
No, it is fallout effect in any industry. When a major player stumbles in a tech industry, the other competitors sometimes also take a tumble in their stock prices as well.

Uber seems to be the situation driving Tesla down. Arizona Governor Doug Ducey suspended Uber “indefinitely” from testing in the state, after describing the dash cam footage released by the Tempe Police Department of the crash as “disturbing.” Uber has also grounded its self-driving vehicles in Pittsburgh and Toronto.

The story of Uber’s permit to test autonomous vehicles in California is a saga unto itself. The company infamously began testing its self-driving cars in San Francisco in December 2016 in defiance of the DMV’s order for the company to obtain the permit. Uber refused, and the DMV revoked the licenses of its self-driving fleet. That prompted the company to move its testing operation to Tempe, where almost a year later a pedestrian was killed while crossing in front of a self-driving Uber vehicle.

There's been a ripple effect from Uber. Toyota said it would pause its automated driverless car testing as it reviewed what made the arizona problem occur. nVidia also said that it would pause automated driverless car testing while still continuing to collect data using manually-driven cars.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Thank fuck.

Clearly the technology is there on a hardware level for autonomous Cara but the software isn't.

Opposite problem for the ev battery packs hardware is immature and flawed.

In 5-10 years everyone will try again.

God Tesla and autonomous vehicles where cancer

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

are you 12? Tesla AP, ever since 10.4, has been fantastic. Their re-write of the NN is excellent. Sure, we are still years from level 4, but hands-off highway autonomy is not too far from being perfected.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Oh yeah it's so perfect it kills people
Absolute fucking delusion if Tesla was a airline it would be permanently grounded but because it's California's obongo pet project it got a free pass.

Hope you get hit by a uber SUV

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you seem to be angry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Doesn't the new gt3 have a turbo?
You seem like a robot
+1 Tesla points for you big boi

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

motormag.com.au/news/1801/next-porsche-911-gt3-to-be-400kw-turbo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

air intakes per body panel

kek

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

time was submitted before facelift

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iluvmen
iluvmen

is this loss

idontknow
idontknow

My favourite one is the limp mode one hahahaha

The Vette is garbage sadly I hope the Camaro ZL1 1le takes up the mantle

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tesla is kill.
Nah, Elon Musk keeps on tweaking people's beards.

New Boring Company merch coming soon. Lifesize LEGO-like interlocking bricks made from tunneling rock that you can use to create sculptures & buildings. Rated for California seismic loads, so super strong, but bored in the middle, like an aircraft wing spar, so not heavy.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 26, 2018

Let's see, the last time Boring sold stuff, it was the technically legal flamethrower which totally sold out. Everyone needs a flamethrower especially when driving by something flammable.

I like how The Boring Company releases interesting and not boring products. Maybe it will release some collaborative works to take advantage of the automation technology Tesla has. If Realdolls were automated, that would be interesting and not Boring.

DeathDog
DeathDog

There might be a dead cat bounce if you’re lucky

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is Tesla/munsk the new acme brand?

TechHater
TechHater

It's like an entire company made to pander to redditors.
look i bought a FLAMETHROWER! i'm so quirky and ready for the zombie apocalypse!

Nojokur
Nojokur

How much are you short?

Inmate
Inmate

a brand so influential is essential started the current EV race
multiple other companies making self-described "tesla killers", recognizing them as the top of the ev space to beat
the company has plenty of money to power through the current manufacturing woes
haven't spent a dime of marketing and almost every normie knows about them
you'd be fucking insane not to try to get on the train while it's down

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Tesla is kill.
Not if the other car companies can't get their own EV out there and with enough chargers to make sure they are drivable on trips. If Tesla can manage to sell to businesses instead of just the common consumer, then that might be a way to grow the brand.

arstechnica.com/cars/2018/02/100-mile-range-electric-delivery-van-could-beat-diesel-in-lifetime-cost/

Will Workhorse compete with Tesla? Electric van company Workhorse announced the sale of 50 custom-made all-electric vans with 100 miles of range to UPS for a price lower than that of comparable off-the-shelf diesel vans, without subsidies. That's amazing because EV's main problem is the large upfront price due to purchase of the battery pack. Since filling up with electricity is lower than filling up a tank of petrol, this means that the Workhorse EV vans should have a lower TCO (Total Cost of Ownership).

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

GM is already outselling Tesla in electric cars

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

#fakenews

likme
likme

Hey look, it’s the daily Tesla finance thread!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

except the 5 year track is irrelevant. any financial statistic can be made to look great by looking at a long term graph. all that matters is the last year (which OPs graph shows is shit)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Good opportunity to buy the dip. Elon will think of some other bullshit to woo investors.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This. Did everybody miss the memethrower? I don't know if it's bottomed out yet but we haven't seen the last of Tesla

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

production is ahead of independent projections, but behind Elon Overpromise Musk.
model 3 early production is plagued by quality control. So were the S and X. Though they got better.
German sedans with driving automation crash every day. Uber robot runs over pedestrian. Yet only Tesla crashes cause stock hiccups.
tesla solar panels and batteries are selling well

Tesla just needs to pause expansion projects and focus on getting 3 production fixed. Then they can go back to new projects.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

DEATH TO ALL TESLA SHILLS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Swerving on the haters like

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah I did, as well as all the youtube videos on how to make your own that's cheaper and more powerful out of a Nerf gun

King_Martha
King_Martha

Still sold $10 million without even trying

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happy_sad
happy_sad

on my way to fuck your bitch

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If what you say is true then it is a good time to buy some shares

iluvmen
iluvmen

I would, but I'm leveraged to the hilt on other shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's been like that for years though, if anything they're better off than they were last October when they were getting like 2 Model 3's out the door a day.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Make that 43 billion market cap

Lunatick
Lunatick

Shouldn't be. I've talked to finance guys who see through it and they are bearish s hell. Elon is being soft propped right now by reluctance from major auto companies to join the ev market in full. They don't want to sink billions only to have the government come in later and start subsidizing the market hard.

They're waiting for policy to favor them jumping in, then they will start shifting their lines to electric hard as fuck. As elon never really learned volume production he is fucked.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Well that's true tho. Niggers need gassing. Gimme a billion whites and a hundred million nips. Keep around a few macacos on the reservation to play soccer with. All others (mongoloid slavic half breeds included) can die.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Damn, at this point Tesla's shares are even cheaper than bitcoin.
While they're probably struggling atm, its nice to know governments around the world are very interested in SpaceX, which might pavr the way for Tesla's survival if ol' Musky is willing to cannibalize funds from one to support the other.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Automated cars were never going to work. Electric is the future but automated is absolutely a lie. We will get over the Fallout from The Uber situation but I don't know if we can get over how bad you on musk is at actually building cars. And like I said earlier when the other is jump in because the time is right I do not think that anyone can match their expertise in the small amount of time that he has.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Embarrassed

Nojokur
Nojokur

oof, what happened?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Do you even know what socialist means? Here's a hint: a guy who wants to turn space travel into a privatized luxury for the rich isn't one.

Skullbone
Skullbone

that's nothing new

Firespawn
Firespawn

The jews are upset musk dissed zuckerberg and deleted all Facebook accounts for all his brands.
Big hedge funds got together and divested from tesla to stick it to him for being a bad goy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

He's going to send the next spacex rocket straight to tel Aviv if they keep this up.

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