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> News
- McNuggets has won the McFries vs. McNuggets Splatfest in Japan!
- Version 1.3.0 has been released! Read the patch notes here: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
- An update in mid-October will be focused on improving main weapons! (twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/905704555152785408)
- The Custom Splattershot Jr. has been released! Comes with Autobombs and Ink Storm.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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Woomy!

Finger a woomy

>losing rainmaker match in last minute
>opponent's team tries to take the rainmaker through meme path
>goes toward their base to do so
>dies with it
>they try to take meme path again
>didn't take rainmaker with them
>managed to baller my way and grab the rainmaker, getting the lead right before dying
>mfw
The Baller (pre-update) actually helped me in Rainmaker for once. I wonder how mad the other team's members are at their teammate for that brilliant plan. My own teammates were trying to get me to do that same meme path in that same match.

>it's trash
Now I know that first hand now.

>posts are 6 seconds apart
>earliest is 16 seconds from new thread link
Holy shit

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good, kathy is a cunt who used the last of the creamer in the fridge and didn't add it to the list of shopables

fuck her

would it be totally busted if it had the normal swing speed?

it can prevent full stops when you reach tiny patches in combat that can save your life

swim is also really good, jukes 4 dayz

Still don't have that pic of the one inkling getting accidentally fucking shot.

Shit there was no way we'd have won that one
At least we made it to round 3

We got pretty close, it was surprising.

Need some help, I have three sub slots left and am not sure if I want to go Ink Resistance or Swim Speed
Which of the two is least worth it?
Is Ink Resistance worth it? Any time I am stuck in enemy ink, Im pretty sure I am going to die anyway as otherwise I would be surrounded by at least some of my ink that I put down on my way to wherever I am
I usually run with dual squelchers or aero/tri if I just want to farm points/cash

If it kept the same damage maybe. Gotta take into account it'd just be an upgraded splatroller at that point.

carbon roller?

itd be nice if you said what weapon you were using.

follow the post chain, theyre talking about the flingza

Animated woomy!

At the bottom, dualie squelchers and aero/trislosh when farming, thinking of picking up one of the gals at sime point as well

I meant it would be more like carbon roller, not splat roller

because of rolling splats and movement speed

who /comfy/ here

>First two levels, teammates are incredibly competent.
>Know their roles exactly, don't miss, always help each other
>Get 30 eggs each wave
>Third wave on suddenly they turn into hoarders trying to defend five eggs on the catwalks on high tide.
>All get splatted asking me to save them with the charger while being chased by four steel eels.
How? You guys were awesome, then turned into complete retards.

I just got hit by a hurricane
I have no power, no home internet, a tree has acquainted itself with my apartment, my phone battery is at 9% and I barely have enough signal to post from my phone
I am tired of Slut Woomy. There's no point if there's no novelty.

Should have gotten a hand crank charger and/or battery pack.

omg just die alredy

I wish the hurricane killed you

Nigger you have more pressing matters than a fictional female humanoid cephalopod that enjoys the D

>this mad at video games

think happy thoughts

You dont see the novelty of a cute squid that will let us all run a train on her?

Imagine being so buttblasted about people having fun that you have to use the last of your charge when you wont have electricity for months just to shitpost about it.

I'm willing to bet most /ink/ squids would be up for that

Sex without love is boring. I'd take a blowjob or something for some quick relief but I'd honestly have more fun and less exhaustion from playing video games than having loveless sex.

Two stingers at once was no fair at all
GG team

she loves everyone
better now?

No, mad is when they're shit all game. Disappointed is the word.

>thoughts from a kiddie still in school

This. The slut meme needs to go.

Not really, since I don't love her. Great blowjobs though.

I'm gonna marry slut woomy so its fine by me!

I know I would be. Need an /ink/ squid orgy pic one day

What about platonic sex between friends who wanna help each other feel good?

Exactly this, this is what slut woomy is all about

Would you hug a fish?

I could see that shit in some BBC documentary.
>And here we have the loligo volgaris scortum
>common name the harlot squid and lovingly nicknamed slut woomy

Shit those smallfries fucked me up the ass. I take responsibility for that

Pls halp

>swimming up and down walls on a griller wave
This is a fucking meme, it doesn't help, stop fucking doing this please. Grillers on a constant 360 degree turn do not fucking die because no one can hit it, move away from the thing so we can shoot its back

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Still perverts the nature of a monogamous relationship. Unless you're monogamous with each other, in which case it is a normal relationship.

Ayy
Don't judge the hat, I haven't been able to get any good ones yet

Sheesh, you sound like a real boring person.

We're talking about a fictional society of squid people user, just let them fuck and have fun

She loves her daddy the most anyways

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Of course, if you're talking purely about the fictional side you can do whatever, as long as you don't confuse fiction with reality.
How much of a slut is manager woomy? I think she secretly likes doing strip teases and stuff. She doesn't drink at parties because she knows she would go wild.

Between you and me I think baseball woomy is the real slut. I bet she's had a night beneath the entire Urchin baseball team.

Is this what we're doing now? We're putting in more lore on a particular group of squid kids?

Don't get me started on these ships again.

Do it

>stop having fun, guys

>every woomy just devolves into slut behavior

She know's her way around the teams balls, thats for sure

Did you even read the spoiler

Sorry senpai, the wording made it sound like you were that user who has a shitfit every time we talk about our woomies

I bet she is a terrible manager but great in bed

Will keep this in mind, thanks. I thought it was an easier process to have them grouped in one place so they don't run everywhere.

Alright kier crew it's the one with the female first name After this next match I'm out, but I had a real good time with y'all

That guy hasn't posted in a couple threads, I think he got banned

Nope, I'm right here.

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How do we stop the cancer?

First step is to remove it
So, you two, go somewhere else

Are you a female, female with first name?

Don't mean to leave after a lose, sorry!

No, that's clearly a girl (male)

>high tide goldie bullshit

Same here, shame we didn't finish that last wave. It felt good plowing all those steelheads with that sting ray in the first wave though

bye bye

Gender is a binary construct user :-)

First wave was good shit. But everything good comes to an end with fog

binary construct is for making terraria maps fool

fucking christ all I heard was constant steel head bombs, how many were there? I remember seeing a huge wall of exploding death and then all of a sudden a ray of light and bam, about 20 golden eggs everywhere

>fog

Update that blacklist /ink/

Player tier list based on their names

Okay tier:
everything else not included below

Mixed bag (will be good half the time, will be shitters the next):
First name (excluding nick)
moonrunes
Woomy

Bad tier:
Memes (I.E. Splat tim, Doge)
Names with emojis in them
Clan fags
anyone with numbers with their name

Shit tier:
Anyone with a TM in their name
Nick
Dad / Mom / daddy
420/weed/pot included in their name

Any objections?

There were 4 steelheads lined up and a scrapper right in my face. I probably wouldn't have been able to pull that off if not for the recent sting ray buff

Fog really ruins the mood, I always worry at the 3 second mark when it's about to set in

Need some help, I have three sub slots left and am not sure if I want to go Ink Resistance or Swim Speed
Which of the two is least worth it?
Is Ink Resistance worth it? Any time I am stuck in enemy ink, Im pretty sure I am going to die anyway as otherwise I would be surrounded by at least some of my ink that I put down on my way to wherever I am
I usually run with dual squelchers or aero/tri if I just want to farm points/cash

What's your name user?

>high tide goldie
That's a good thing because you don't have to race around the map to find where he's hiding and the eggs dropped will be closer to the basket.

I'd rather have fog than goldie search honestly
Waves that rely on RNG are cancer

Worry not, I'm not shitfitting. I'm in the fuckin list anyway, AND I got a ship from the one time some user posted a list. It's gonna be some work trying to find pairs.

As a definite start, slut woomy "loves" everyone but something sparked between her and school woomy after some experimentation. She cares more about her than other one-timers. Also, special woomy loves colors and painting and her friends, but has no idea about how relationships work. Everyone who has tried to be more than just friends becomes another squid to color with. More will probably happen when I'm not tired as fuck.

>Dualies of any kind

Ink resist because you WILL roll into enemy ink at some point, and it caps damage from that at 30 in additon to giving you much better mobility.

>anyone with numbers with their name
What if my name is a number that's spelt out in letters?

I think basing anything on someone's name is a stupid idea

Which tier do you belong to user?

Ink resistance is good on close-range weapons.

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We've got 34 squids so far. How big will the inevitable orgy be?
imgur.com/a/60IyK

didn't you ask this in the last thread?

>We have 3 point lead
>Lose RM
>Idiot on other team takes RM back to the inkrail for EPIC FAST WIN BROS
>Easily shred him in the rail before he even gets close to the end
>Teammate pops the RM shield and another teammate makes a hail mary run to grab it and dies immediately
>We now have a >30 point lead


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING MORON
They never recovered. I'll bet that dude comitted seppuku afterwards.

>telling people to update their blacklist
>be too much of a pussy to put down your real name
kek

It's all good unless you named yourself Seven.
Then youre bad tier

would I include myself in any tier other than the top?
I'm no self hating loser

>not judging others