>losing rainmaker match in last minute >opponent's team tries to take the rainmaker through meme path >goes toward their base to do so >dies with it >they try to take meme path again >didn't take rainmaker with them >managed to baller my way and grab the rainmaker, getting the lead right before dying >mfw The Baller (pre-update) actually helped me in Rainmaker for once. I wonder how mad the other team's members are at their teammate for that brilliant plan. My own teammates were trying to get me to do that same meme path in that same match.
Oliver Thomas
>it's trash Now I know that first hand now.
Aiden Carter
>posts are 6 seconds apart >earliest is 16 seconds from new thread link Holy shit
Alexander Reed
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Daniel Bennett
good, kathy is a cunt who used the last of the creamer in the fridge and didn't add it to the list of shopables
fuck her
Dominic Sanchez
would it be totally busted if it had the normal swing speed?
Angel Baker
it can prevent full stops when you reach tiny patches in combat that can save your life
swim is also really good, jukes 4 dayz
Adrian Butler
Still don't have that pic of the one inkling getting accidentally fucking shot.
Oliver Martin
Shit there was no way we'd have won that one At least we made it to round 3
Oliver Richardson
We got pretty close, it was surprising.
Levi Barnes
Need some help, I have three sub slots left and am not sure if I want to go Ink Resistance or Swim Speed Which of the two is least worth it? Is Ink Resistance worth it? Any time I am stuck in enemy ink, Im pretty sure I am going to die anyway as otherwise I would be surrounded by at least some of my ink that I put down on my way to wherever I am I usually run with dual squelchers or aero/tri if I just want to farm points/cash
Michael Lewis
If it kept the same damage maybe. Gotta take into account it'd just be an upgraded splatroller at that point.
Luke Martinez
carbon roller?
Camden Turner
itd be nice if you said what weapon you were using.
follow the post chain, theyre talking about the flingza
Charles Young
Animated woomy!
Daniel Williams
At the bottom, dualie squelchers and aero/trislosh when farming, thinking of picking up one of the gals at sime point as well
Camden Scott
I meant it would be more like carbon roller, not splat roller
because of rolling splats and movement speed
Hudson Davis
who /comfy/ here
Logan Bennett
>First two levels, teammates are incredibly competent. >Know their roles exactly, don't miss, always help each other >Get 30 eggs each wave >Third wave on suddenly they turn into hoarders trying to defend five eggs on the catwalks on high tide. >All get splatted asking me to save them with the charger while being chased by four steel eels. How? You guys were awesome, then turned into complete retards.
Chase Lee
I just got hit by a hurricane I have no power, no home internet, a tree has acquainted itself with my apartment, my phone battery is at 9% and I barely have enough signal to post from my phone I am tired of Slut Woomy. There's no point if there's no novelty.
Dominic Evans
Should have gotten a hand crank charger and/or battery pack.
Julian Walker
omg just die alredy
Aiden Turner
I wish the hurricane killed you
Camden Bennett
Nigger you have more pressing matters than a fictional female humanoid cephalopod that enjoys the D
Julian Foster
>this mad at video games
think happy thoughts
Evan Johnson
You dont see the novelty of a cute squid that will let us all run a train on her?
Jacob Nelson
Imagine being so buttblasted about people having fun that you have to use the last of your charge when you wont have electricity for months just to shitpost about it.
William White
I'm willing to bet most /ink/ squids would be up for that
Nathan Ross
Sex without love is boring. I'd take a blowjob or something for some quick relief but I'd honestly have more fun and less exhaustion from playing video games than having loveless sex.
Kevin Long
Two stingers at once was no fair at all GG team
Christopher Myers
she loves everyone better now?
Evan Long
No, mad is when they're shit all game. Disappointed is the word.
Julian Lewis
>thoughts from a kiddie still in school
Leo Torres
This. The slut meme needs to go.
Angel Cooper
Not really, since I don't love her. Great blowjobs though.
Blake Evans
I'm gonna marry slut woomy so its fine by me!
Julian Morris
I know I would be. Need an /ink/ squid orgy pic one day
Logan Brown
What about platonic sex between friends who wanna help each other feel good?
Colton Bell
Exactly this, this is what slut woomy is all about
James Mitchell
Would you hug a fish?
Nolan Gomez
I could see that shit in some BBC documentary. >And here we have the loligo volgaris scortum >common name the harlot squid and lovingly nicknamed slut woomy
Caleb Murphy
Shit those smallfries fucked me up the ass. I take responsibility for that
Ayden Sanders
Pls halp
Cameron Jones
>swimming up and down walls on a griller wave This is a fucking meme, it doesn't help, stop fucking doing this please. Grillers on a constant 360 degree turn do not fucking die because no one can hit it, move away from the thing so we can shoot its back
Benjamin Clark
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Joseph Carter
Still perverts the nature of a monogamous relationship. Unless you're monogamous with each other, in which case it is a normal relationship.
John Johnson
Ayy Don't judge the hat, I haven't been able to get any good ones yet
Jason Allen
Sheesh, you sound like a real boring person.
Cameron Morgan
We're talking about a fictional society of squid people user, just let them fuck and have fun
She loves her daddy the most anyways
Caleb Johnson
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Matthew Moore
Of course, if you're talking purely about the fictional side you can do whatever, as long as you don't confuse fiction with reality. How much of a slut is manager woomy? I think she secretly likes doing strip teases and stuff. She doesn't drink at parties because she knows she would go wild.
Isaac Allen
Between you and me I think baseball woomy is the real slut. I bet she's had a night beneath the entire Urchin baseball team.
Isaiah Lewis
Is this what we're doing now? We're putting in more lore on a particular group of squid kids?
Don't get me started on these ships again.
Jaxon Ortiz
Do it
Noah Perez
>stop having fun, guys
Leo Lopez
>every woomy just devolves into slut behavior
Mason Gray
She know's her way around the teams balls, thats for sure
Easton Wright
Did you even read the spoiler
Alexander Lewis
Sorry senpai, the wording made it sound like you were that user who has a shitfit every time we talk about our woomies
Wyatt Price
I bet she is a terrible manager but great in bed
Colton Carter
Will keep this in mind, thanks. I thought it was an easier process to have them grouped in one place so they don't run everywhere.
Ethan Cook
Alright kier crew it's the one with the female first name After this next match I'm out, but I had a real good time with y'all
Kayden Ramirez
That guy hasn't posted in a couple threads, I think he got banned
Parker Peterson
Nope, I'm right here.
Caleb Richardson
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Tyler Wood
How do we stop the cancer?
Jeremiah Clark
First step is to remove it So, you two, go somewhere else
Jackson Cruz
Are you a female, female with first name?
Justin Wood
Don't mean to leave after a lose, sorry!
Bentley Morris
No, that's clearly a girl (male)
Henry Clark
>high tide goldie bullshit
Easton Morgan
Same here, shame we didn't finish that last wave. It felt good plowing all those steelheads with that sting ray in the first wave though
Nolan Garcia
bye bye
Angel Roberts
Gender is a binary construct user :-)
Jeremiah Reed
First wave was good shit. But everything good comes to an end with fog
Mason Gomez
binary construct is for making terraria maps fool
Aaron Gutierrez
fucking christ all I heard was constant steel head bombs, how many were there? I remember seeing a huge wall of exploding death and then all of a sudden a ray of light and bam, about 20 golden eggs everywhere
Ayden Sanders
>fog
Lucas Davis
Update that blacklist /ink/
Lucas Thompson
Player tier list based on their names
Okay tier: everything else not included below
Mixed bag (will be good half the time, will be shitters the next): First name (excluding nick) moonrunes Woomy
Bad tier: Memes (I.E. Splat tim, Doge) Names with emojis in them Clan fags anyone with numbers with their name
Shit tier: Anyone with a TM in their name Nick Dad / Mom / daddy 420/weed/pot included in their name
Any objections?
Blake Jones
There were 4 steelheads lined up and a scrapper right in my face. I probably wouldn't have been able to pull that off if not for the recent sting ray buff
Fog really ruins the mood, I always worry at the 3 second mark when it's about to set in
Joseph Bennett
Need some help, I have three sub slots left and am not sure if I want to go Ink Resistance or Swim Speed Which of the two is least worth it? Is Ink Resistance worth it? Any time I am stuck in enemy ink, Im pretty sure I am going to die anyway as otherwise I would be surrounded by at least some of my ink that I put down on my way to wherever I am I usually run with dual squelchers or aero/tri if I just want to farm points/cash
Jonathan Johnson
What's your name user?
Jonathan Jenkins
>high tide goldie That's a good thing because you don't have to race around the map to find where he's hiding and the eggs dropped will be closer to the basket.
Jeremiah Nguyen
I'd rather have fog than goldie search honestly Waves that rely on RNG are cancer
Adam Hughes
Worry not, I'm not shitfitting. I'm in the fuckin list anyway, AND I got a ship from the one time some user posted a list. It's gonna be some work trying to find pairs.
As a definite start, slut woomy "loves" everyone but something sparked between her and school woomy after some experimentation. She cares more about her than other one-timers. Also, special woomy loves colors and painting and her friends, but has no idea about how relationships work. Everyone who has tried to be more than just friends becomes another squid to color with. More will probably happen when I'm not tired as fuck.
Samuel Clark
>Dualies of any kind
Ink resist because you WILL roll into enemy ink at some point, and it caps damage from that at 30 in additon to giving you much better mobility.
Jonathan Wright
>anyone with numbers with their name What if my name is a number that's spelt out in letters?
Evan Jenkins
I think basing anything on someone's name is a stupid idea
Jacob Mitchell
Which tier do you belong to user?
Aaron Nelson
Ink resistance is good on close-range weapons.
Aaron Sanchez
. (dot)
Chase Hall
We've got 34 squids so far. How big will the inevitable orgy be? imgur.com/a/60IyK
Josiah Torres
didn't you ask this in the last thread?
Aiden Bailey
>We have 3 point lead >Lose RM >Idiot on other team takes RM back to the inkrail for EPIC FAST WIN BROS >Easily shred him in the rail before he even gets close to the end >Teammate pops the RM shield and another teammate makes a hail mary run to grab it and dies immediately >We now have a >30 point lead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING MORON They never recovered. I'll bet that dude comitted seppuku afterwards.
William Nelson
>telling people to update their blacklist >be too much of a pussy to put down your real name kek
Wyatt Ramirez
It's all good unless you named yourself Seven. Then youre bad tier
would I include myself in any tier other than the top? I'm no self hating loser