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Star Guardian Lux edition

OT: eyosongive.us

xth for adrien brody
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xth for syndra is bugged spread the word

looking at the recent SG splashes got me thinking
when did Riot change their artstyle to this recent one, kind of like high fantasy?

>play 3s
>theres very clearly not enough bans for this game mode
its so fun having to fight a cho, kayn,poppy every game in a map straight tailored to them.

happy 9/11 /lolg/

Delete Jarvan

When they started employing weebs

I feel the ground ripple and then there’s a streak of light in front of me. A white gauntleted glove reaches out and catches my hand as the earth beneath me starts to give way.

It’s Ez.

“Told you I’d catch you later.” His voice is drowned out in the chaos. “That inter-dimensional nasty isn’t going to explode itself.” The world is literally going to pieces and he’s still smiling. “You ready, Starlight?”

Most.
Alpha.
Champ.

Why are Star Guardians so lewd?

AP Lulu is cancer and it's not gutted, you can still do it just fine.
I don't even think anyone really gives a shit about Taliyah in the first place out of lcs pro plays
Are you talking about the Poppy rework that removed her clunky AP Tryndamere gameplay?
Assassins are still assassins, I don't know what you're talking about
Tanks don't build straight AP and support items what the fuck are you talking about, that's why they're tanks
Ahri was always a mage
Nidalee is straight cancer
ADC Thresh was a fucking exploit and they fixed it
I don't even remember them doing anything to Elise
AP Sion and AP Yi made things unplayable for the enemy team. You cannot honestly defend them with a straight face.
I quoted exactly what you said. You said you quit the game, meaning there's really nothing of value that you can say about League right now.

its funny how every single character in this image is a fucking slut

I love Camille

>tfw share an elo with literal mouth breathers
I might just kill myself after this one

All loyal to Ezreal*

ezreal has more estrogen in his body than every single female in that image

Impossible

No man with high levels of estrogen in their blood is able to satisfy 4+ girls.

Just because they're lewd doesn't make them sluts

#KillingIt

Why does Soraka have the most anime face? Is it because she isn't human?

didn't they explicitly state MF slept around a lot in that shitty bilgewater event

I want to stick my head between Ahri's thighs

Draaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Star Guardian Draven when?

This. SG Ahri might tease and be bitchy but these characters are always the purest.

I like one shotting squishies! what should i learn?

It's way less boring if they're sluts

>implying they weren't weebs to begin with

SG is a different universe though
MF is probably still a slut though

>mf basically a slut in lore
>ahri is a literal succubus
are these just retarded waifufag delusions or

>Ahri will never wrap her legs and tails tightly around your head, pushing your face into her skirt

They take turns pegging his boipussy. Ezreals 1 inch cock can't penetrate any of them anyway

A non-slutty Ahri sounds less boring than the usual boring slutty one.

>be toxic asshole
>reach lvl 3 honour status anyway, because people only honour for carrying their asses

Yo you just got punk'd, Riot. Thanks for the key fragments, suckaaas

MF is a literal slut in the lore and pretty fucking nutty too.

Ahri is basically slowly going insane thanks to her being a soul-junkie in her new retconned lore. However she actually isn't a slut, she just lures men in before killing them. She had a lover but she ended up killing him as well due to her insane soul/memory-absorbing addiction.

I can recall when everyone was roasting Ezreal for being "such a faggot" for getting a star guardian skin...
Maybe you now understand how a smirk is more alpha than a grin.

If its only 1" why does MF get so protective over him?

Is there a Dota hero as good as Lulu? Is the game worth playing?

>ahri is a literal soul sucking thot

Who pegs him the roughest though? Who does him the gentlest?

>Being proud of reaching honor level 3
Haha. Honorlets, when will they learn?

what brought kat to s tier?

Still waiting for honor 4 here. I just don't talk in game so I really don't get honored. Hopefully will hit 5 before the season ends.

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>Roughest
Syndra, no question
>Gentlest
Soraka or Lux

Dota is aids until you get 100+hours and the only thing as useless as Lulu in Dota is Crystal Maiden

I wanna have a nice cup of tea with Lulu!

Fuck you user , I usually get two a game atleast and im still 2

Im worried im offending people by curiously asking why they are building certain things ( wits end shen)

She doesn't actually fuck her victims before killing them though. At least not anymore.

>assassin in a hypercarry ADC meta

There you go.

I forgot darius use to instant cast q, that was much more satisfying than his current version, dumbs it down a lot for both player and opponent

How ?

we adc meta again eh? what tweaks made that happen

tanks

How long have you been gone.

Right now it's a hypercarry ADC/pure tank/heal-or-shield support via ardent censer meta.

looking at the tier list, good to see mah boy gp still at the top

How high is a player's chances of perma-ban when they get this?

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

Fuck off Tobias

>Worlds Draw Show 5AM PT
why the fuck are they hosting the draw show at fucking China
couldn't they do it in a home studio just like past Worlds

d i e

>Rhaast form talks about Kayn every two seconds despite calling him "confiding"
>Shadow Assassin doesn't bring up Rhaast not a single time after the transform
Do you think Rhaast actually misses him and was just being tsundere the whole time?

Where is Ahri placed though.

Ahri buffs when?

every time i win against an ahri i masturbate to the idea of drilling her senseless as punishment

have my power fantasies gone too far

Considering the fact that he's constantly mocking Kayn for his idiocy when he 'wins,' I'd say no. He's just ecstatic to be rid of the kid and have his own body back after thousands of years.

Havent played in a while and I was never good but does anyone wanna q some games

I need league friends

p.s not a trap, im a straight male

Kayn weeps in the abyss between oblivions. Idiot.

>Kayn weeps in the abyss between oblivions. Faggot.
There, better.

It ironically sounds clingy and obsessive to hear every time I move anywhere. It's like he just can't stop thinking about him no matter where he goes or what he's doing. The fujos need to get on this shit already. Where's my tsundere Rhaast x Shadow Assassin fanfiction?

can't hear you over the sound of FREE THE MIND KILL THE MIND

>Rhaast x Kayn hatefucking
yes pls just for the comedic value

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Who's gonna be the bottom bitch though.

Kayn should have been a girl since the beginning.
Debate me.

Kill the body, fuck the body, free the body...

I think that has more to do with the fact that Rhaast doesn't actually have much going for his character right now besides quips and tongue-in-cheek one-liners.

Agreed. Where is my cute scythe wielding girl, Riot?

I can't, Kayn really should've been a girl.

AP lulu was fine and was gutted, cou /can/ do it, just like you can play jana mid, but that doesnt change the fact they nerfed everything that made her an effective midlaner in favor of making her a support
when tali was released, her e was the spell to max, someone didnt like that and nerfed the shit out of it so you had to play her his way
no im talking about ruining her ad ratio on q, range on e, and base damages to force her into a tank role
oh please, assasins now are mediorce bruisers.
i said that supports used to have decent stats om thier utilities ie Namis pasive, jana w, etc, now its all tied tied to thier ap, so most used to be able to build tankier and be usefull, then the numbers got shuffeled becasue they were supports
meanwhile tanks get thier high bases & all thier damage gets to come from being tanky
ahri used to be an assasin, infact whe was one of the top picks becasue of her place back when it was an assasin meta with kass/fizz/zed/ahri running the show, especially with dfg and later her e being a mini dfg
the only thing wrong with nidalle was her qs weird hitbox and people not dodging it.
adc thresh wasnt an exploit, it was fun
they ruined any sort of laning presence she could have to shove her into only being a jungler
yes i can, they were intersting ways to play, and riot should made some attempt to keep them as an alternative build.

kayn should've just been rhaast desu

The fuck does that phrase even mean, anyway. You can't free the mind after you fucking kill it.

I guess Zed's pretty shitty at student-teacher mantras.

Rhaast of course
Then you'd have to see Kanya get disemboweled by the scythe every game because you're still picking Rhaast instead of Shadow Kanya since it's shit. Is that what you want? Also I like him as a guy since he can go all out on the edge. I don't really think a female Kayn would pull of that "Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor" kind of edgy vibe like a male could. The best you'd get is Katarina 2 where she's just a psycho bitch.

>Go to walmart to buy food, and decide I'll get some RP as-well
>Cute girl at the register
>Dont want to look autistic in buying league of legends rp
>Remember I can use Subway giftcards to buy rp
>Buy $50 worth of Subway giftcards
Which would have been more autistic? Now that I think about it, that much money in subway gift cards looks fucking weird.

Worst part was that the giftcards didn't even get activated correctly so I had to go back again to have them swapped for working cards.

At least I got Star Guardian Ahri right? It was worth it?

Just buy it through the client nigga

>top laner just started playing this season
>he literally doesn't know what Singed does and keeps chasing him around and raging because he can't kill him

Anyone who started after season 4 at the latest needs to be quarantined to their own shitter server

>Star Gardian Ahri
>Not only is it a cashgrab skin but it's also Ahri's worst skin out of her other blatent cash grab skins with a garbage voice
No wonder you bought 50 dollars worth of subway giftcards, you really are autistic.

How do i make friends in league

you're still autistic for thinking some random cashier gives a fuck about what you're buying

Sometimes I got some cash laying around, instead of having to go deposit the money at the bank just buying the gift cards is less of a hassle.

Obviously buying through the client is the typical way I buy rp.

>also Ahri's worst skin
But user, it's better than both Arcade and Pornstar.

but sg ahri is great, even if white chroma popstar is her best skin

They were so sweet in the story and Ez is so smooth. Best OTP

>caring about what the cashier at walmart thinks about your subway gift cards
anxious little fellow aintcha

idk about worse but it definitely isn't her best
especially with that pricetag

>thinking cashiers give a fuck what you're buying
they've almost seen it all and they really don't give a fuck

hey guys new to league

tell me this is a copy pasta or ill quit this fucking game

xth for Syndra

Star Guardian Ahri's laugh alone is enough to make it "top 5 greatest skins of all time" material.

>188934325
It's not pasta.

Kindly fuck off, then.

I mean, do we even know who was the poor sod that found Aatrox?
Could've been a girl for all we know.
Maybe the Darkangz just simply overwrite their host's body.

tfw no Aurelion star guardian skin

Nah, he's better as a guy.

What Riot should've done was tone down on the edge and make him a little more easy-going. That and actually expand on his release lore and short story. Because it was fucking forced anime garbage, and not in the good tongue-in-cheek kinda way. Shit was pure cringe instead.

Shame because he actually has a lot going for him if they'll learn from their mistakes and ever take his lore and character seriously for future lore.

And I don't like the emo-streak Sasuka haircut either. He looked better in his concept art.

Plus we already have the 'tough cute girl wielding an oversized weapon trope.' She just happens to be a non-human character.