/utg/ - Undertale general

This is the worst post I've seen so far

Just because Frisk, the cute girl, isn't interested in boys (like Papyrus) it doesn't mean that Papyrus would become this desperate

Afternoon. Have a story!

>pastebin.com/CZDKVQXW
>Worked to the Bone
>Papyrus had his day off worked out, but then something really important came up. A skeleton's work is never done.

Pastebin here
>pastebin.com/u/Ononymous
AO3 here
>archiveofourown.org/users/Ononymous/works

Let me know what you think, and hope you enjoy it!

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Is Monster Kid's whole race armless, or was it a birth defect?

Thank you. That was adorable.

I love the way you write Papyrus.

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Thanks! It was my first real time getting into his head, I'm glad he came off well.

The flower is ____

escaped. I repeat: the flower has escaped.

In a better place after TP than most people realise, albeit still in in a hard place.

God damn harddrive died halfway and I had to draw the rest of this again and it didn't come out as good.

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and you and your fave had to drive a slick 80's convertible sports car across America in a massive cross-country high-stakes race and you only realized too late that they didn't have a driver's license so you couldn't take turns on who's driving

good image

I can't believe Frisk mind-raped Asriel

Turned out pretty good user. Shame to hear about Hard Drive bullshit.

erotic
yeah, like that

What if Gaster's true form wasn't a skeleton, but instead a stranglet?

Asriel.

True

Horny and loves to fuck!

AU where everything is the same except all the songs are based on one leitmotif and it's the last song you listened to

You forgot the previous timeline!

>A strangelet is a hypothetical particle consisting of a bound state of roughly equal numbers of up, down, and strange quarks.

Wat

Yeah, that does sound like Gaster.

Now draw the sex in full HD.

Also why is gote so averse to losing his v-card?

i love lizard

I'm gonna hit her and blame it on Undyne and the social worker will think Alphys is just too scared to point a finger at her

Do social workers deal with domestic (ie victim is not underage/disabled) abuse?

Uh oh! I recorded you hitting Alphys and showed it to the social worker and police! You're in jail now.

Alphys and Undyne are obviously both underage

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
And Patience is best SOUL, and a cutie as well.

You bet! The spider's cuteness also has multiverse stabilizing properties! As soon as the leakage is found, Dark Lord Sauron will have no chance at defeating the spider and conquering our dimension!

That recording is clearly doctored, I have the real one right here.

Determination is the best soul and the most adorable Undertale.

But can the spider save the lizard?

No!

That goat is like a dense harem anime protagonist that considers everything too straight forward.

That picture is a forgery. I have the real footage. You're in jail for life.

>spiderfag is a human soulfag
Jesus I knew your taste was already shit but I didn't know you had joined the retarded headcanon human cult

Thank you for answering my question from yesterday! But can the Spider pull off an amazing Birthday Magic Show for all the baby Spiders!?

Replacing the juice in the baby spider's juicebox with the juice she doesn't like when she's not looking!
The baby spider drinking from her juicebox thinking it's yummy juice but it being icky juice instead!
The baby spider crying!

Giving the spider a Wi-Fi-connect IoT juicer!
The spider being grateful!
The spider inserting a sack into the juicer and turning it on!
Breaking into the juicer over the local network!
Making the juicer enhance the pressure so quickly that the sack explodes!
The spider getting splattered with juice!
The spider crying!

Why is caretaker Chara so fun to hate?

Because tiny dicked edgelord

This is what Undertales call their genitals
Asgore-lil trident
Alphys-Kawaiihole
Asriel-chaos buster
Toriel-Butts Pie
Undyne-The Kraken
Chara/Frisk-Determination
Mettaton- Glamorous fuck stick
Muffet-Ahuhuhu~

Why does Shyren call her moist, slavering fish slit that she has out in the open for anyone to see

I assume by Chara's jacket that they're on holiday in Vienna

She calls it her taco

Isn't that what Blueberry calls her ecto pussy

Yeah, that works.

For me it's more to do with the fact that they're an unapologetic, remorseless, sadistic murderer who consistently manages not only to get away with it, but also pin their crimes on their victims. Which offends every justice instinct I have. I really can't wait until I see them get their just desserts.

But then I read the Tumblr and I notice that the authors consider them the main character, and like half the audience roots for them. Which means they have a good chance of winning.

The moment they do, I'm dropping it.

The main character of a story doesn't always have to win.

Nah, he calls his junk the ecto boner 1

Yeah, that's what I'm counting on.

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what if his arms haven't grown yet?

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hehe

Can't believe goat is dead.
Again.

What if Dale Cooper fell into the underground?

Literally who?

Why the fuck are you autists still talking about this game?? What is there to talk about?!

i just want to fuck that goat

FBI Agent Dale Cooper

Is this pre-black lodge or post black lodge?

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>188944432
>>A Satanist performing a summoning ritual, gets a confused Asgore
I really like this, so I wrote it.
archiveofourown.org/works/12061629

I meant

Made me chuckle. Nice one, user.

Is the spider user dead
Who's going to take care of the baby spider now

The spider user has pressing spider matters to attend to.

Something truly wonderful just happened when I woke up this morning, /utg/.

I cared a little bit less about Undertale.

Should be easy for you.

>Finally removed the OST from my music player

These are my posts.

So did I, several times.

I keep leaving, not caring and then just falling back in.

I can tell. I'm guessing this is your post too. The spacing makes it obvious

This is my post

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No, it's mine.

Nope. We're not all so unique.

Annoying Dog has evolved to Censorship Pup

You'd like me to be you
Wouldn't me

SOURCE PLEASE

What a cute, lovely story, Pap's such a thoughtful guy. You did a great job writing him, he's definitely the type to get distracted and roped into a dozen little favors like that.

I liked the way you depicted the surface without relying on a ton of exposition. I hadn't thought about how some monsters would have trouble communicating with humans. Poor Mike.

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the-nsfw-diner.tumblr.com/tagged/undertale

Futa trap degenerates like you deserve to be force fed Papyrus's Spahgetti on the cross!

Why.

Get outta here