/owg/ - Overwatch General

So overwatch pretty much stopped me from committing suicide last year, hell it made me enjoy life for a while. now its a year later and my life has only gotten worse, about to fail college my parents are already sick of my shit. im too anxious and depressed to even think about talking to people never-mind having friends and i have arthritis at 24. This would be manageable but the games gotten stale to me now. i still lay 5 hours every day but can hardly manage that anymore.

Just wanna say thanks you guys, this generals been the only place i could chill and have fun talking with people for the past 12 months. good luck with your lives, this world wasn't meant for everyone.

no
just attached a healslut pic

>diamond
>call someone out for picking third dps/shit play in general
>THIS IS MY SMURF I DONT CARE LMAO HAHA
>every third game

kms

Based tracy.png

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Later fag

Before you go who was your waifu?

According to blizzard, with the mercy changes. never

hello? mei?

name? i wana buy her and make her my healslut

I am also suffering from anxiety/depression related issues and using this game to try overcome them, wanna chat user?

I see. My mistake.

Anyone who admits they're smurfing is a genuine loser.

I wanna fuck Mercy!

Can I watch the lewd parts?

>50 posts early just so he could sticks some trash OC as op pic
Based Dva fanboi.

>oc
i wish i was that good.

What's wrong with smurfing?

I have an account I play ranked on for real and an account where I don't touch it for best QP games. I don't intentionally throw on either one, but my non-ranked one throws people (and probably the matchmaker) off.

Is this smurfing? Are you mad at me user?

Nigga if I weren't too afraid of something going wrong in a suicide attempt and becoming bedridden for the rest of my life I would've done it at least 10 years ago

I hope whoever drew this falls down a well.

no, but you can find it on patreon after I train her to output enough lewd pics per month

>playing zen and keeping to the back as the eyes
>notice an enemy genji about to rape his waifu our mercy
>discord him and throw some warning shots to the head to scare him off
>mercy is startled and flies over to me
>genji tries to dash at me but gets a ball to the face knocking him down
>mercy constantly spamming "thanks!"
Not this time, Genji

t. buttblasted mercymain

T-Thanks.

Friendly reminder that you can stun Torb's turret with McCree's flashbang

I meant if they go live with God Mercy without MORE tweaks, it'll be a disaster. The damage nerf was a good start, but her ult charge needs a serious nerf.

Her Pharah is better.

reminder you can hack torbs turret with mexican lady

Retard, he is clearly saying Valkyrie is an OP as fuck ult. Which it was.

Basically halved her flight speed, ult takes slightly longer to charge, and rez is blocked by walls and barriers. There might be something else too, I forgot.

You can't in CTF

>tfw you have infinitely more fun playing FFA Deahtmatch than you do with Quick Play or Ranked

>tfw no bloo skinned woman

Tanks > Support > DPS

What about defense heroes?

I don't mind the act in of itself, I mind people who feel they have to bring it up. Because it's always either to gloat about how good they're doing or laugh off and excuse how awful they're doing. Usually the latter.

As long as you don't make a big deal about the fact that you're smurfing when you play, no I don't. There are valid reasons to play on alternate accounts.

How would a summoner-type hero function in Overwatch?

So is turning off the chat and instalocking DPS the best way to climb in low rank? I try to play fill as much as possible but I just end up being assblasted by the enemy Reaper/Genji/Junkrat since you can't rely on your team to be competent

Tracer was MADE to muff dive.

they shouldnt exist

Yeah, I have a smurf but I don't tell anybody I'm smurfing or have another account or anything. It kind of defeats the point of smurfing if you tell people you are a smurf/have a smurf account.

Defense heroes are just another DPS

Like Torbjorn and Symmetra

hhnnnnnnggggggggggg

Good luck on not getting hit by it when trying to hack it, though.

>Yeah, I have a smurf
>It kind of defeats the point of smurfing if you tell people

ONLY girls get to headbutt their face into Tracer's rear!

Love Genji, hate filling

Simple as

>constantly see flanking genji
>discord and shove his asshole full of balls before he can reflect
>constantly deny his dragonblades with trans
>match chat: "fuck you zen"
Stay mad weebs

Not really, since they're not like AI. Sure you play them and they target nearby things, but a summoner brings in AI creatures that can move and act according to their purpose. If Torbjorns turret could move on it's own to find targets, that's more an apt comparison.

People have suggested something like Gaige the Mechromancer from Borderlands 2, but does Borderlands 2 have pvp? If it doesn't how would it function in a pvp game?

If you tell people what the smurf is or when you're on the smurf, dumbass.

> average to small ass
> muh controversy
> all of a sudden her utterly ordinary ass is everywhere

really gets the noggin joggin

I WANT A COSMONAUT ZARYA SKIN!

Small butts are cute too.

What will the next OW event be? It's boring opening standard lootboxes.

>comp game with a 4stack on my team
>they pick 2tanks-heal-dps
>other random picks 2nd heal, I pick Junk
>win 1st round by a landslide
>tell them "sorry if I sucked, I'm trying my best", because I got silver damage and no other medals
>"wtf man, you're doing great, you scored some key kills"
>end up winning
This was probably the best game I've had in weeks.

Damn, Zarya must be really passionate about CP

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You probably want to actually open a bunch more of those so you won't get inundated with basic shit when an event does happen.

DELET THIS CYKA

Next event is Halloween in October

Thanks for giving me proof that retard was posting a thumbnail user.

Daily reminder that Genji and Hanzo were mistakes

I'm finally getting Witch Mercy

whos your favorite ow streamer?

I am yeah, working my way up to silver portrait now. Solo XP is suffering though.

I can't wait, missed the one last year. I hope it's good.

This punk runs off to your property and sprays your home's back wall. wyd?

Eviltoaster / Stevo.

Soon, I like watching hectic Tracer playz, even if I can't understand a word he says.

Dial the local bulldyke to take care of the feral dyke problem

That violates my NAP so I dispatch the tactical nukes I bought last week and perhaps shoot her gorilla for good measure

Fire off a scatter arrow in a random direction to remove the pest

>junkshitter
disgusting

I want to keep playing Tracer until I consistently stick her Pulse Bombs!

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Well I want to impregnate her and make half black babies

All the characters I want to play require good communication (Zen and Sombra) but half the time nobody listens or is even in team chat

Is this my fault

Yajji

>Playing Zen
>Hear someone running at me while I'm charging my right click
>It's a Mccree I end up oneshotting him just as he's about to stun me
Out fucking played

Is there any support more based than Zen?

>half black

If you heard McCree's footsteps and didn't know it was him you're deaf and or bronze

Please get out of this general.

bees

>being a nigger

i dont even hear anything at all in game, how do you hear shit?
how do you know it will be mccree?
inb4 bronze shit, i am trying to learn something to i can be useful faggot

>having babies
Sure want some entitled little shit to suck away all my money for 20 years at least.

No

>pick support
>get raped by winston
every fucking time
i solo que, so, i have to go reaper everytime i see that fucking monkey, sometimes i go zenyatta, discord and my team protects me, but usually, they're retards and i get kill very easy

ster

You can hear the spurs on the back of his boots, he has the loudest footsteps in the game.