/ss13g/ - spessmen on a space station

Reminder the Discord circlejerk is ruining the server.

Discord has been ruining every general.

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Some of Veeky Forums's generals do not allow Discord circlejerks to OP advertise, much like Skype circlejerks were rejected before.
The shit admin team of VGStation decided to use it, so there was no hope for this thread since it mostly revolves around that server.

it's going to happen regardless
better to let it happen offically, and be monitored

>Implying we had a choice
Adminhelps and announcements are routed to the Discord now instead of IRC

Important poll
strawpoll.me/13913786

Should've done what /gsg/ did and shitpost it out of existence.

We exist, it was never us shitposting. It was the Steam group

Meant to say steamgruppe.

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That's better

I think that the set of emoji in unicode was poorly chosen, but emoji *are* a good compensation for not being able to look at faces.
>hieroglyphics
hiero -> sacred
glyph -> carves in stone
Go fuck yourself.

What is the current admin application process

It's clearly not based on competence so how do people get picked, lottery? Nepotism? Just your ability to fill a slot?

Does the metaclub vouch for you? Yes, you're gonna get in.

no one wants the job so when anyone applies they're hired.

>Lowpop QM Antag
>Put out food as per usual
>Go to ask cap for Access, Mime keeps fucking with the line
>Walls in the janitors cart three times
>Eventually cap runs out and stuns him and me, a miner and the cap all beat him up for his shit
>Later on while doing my job mime runs up, chrloal pricks me and then cuffs me and drags me to the chapel and spaces me
>Later on he cofesses his sins by /talking/ to the captain, the person that started the lynching in the first place
DEEPEST ROLEPLAY.

I guess thats just a thing you have to take on the chin when playing something as niche as ss13

Most cancerous
discord

Least cancerous
no discord

In loving memory

I remember when we gassed that jew and threw in Rambling Maniac aswell just because.

Who Goldsteine?

I wish

Goyim something...

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>Want to continue improving art skills.
>Can't stop playing space.

You seem to be doing fine, whats your secret?

try dying more and not getting cloned

Only the shit generals that insist on shilling shitty Discords

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Guess where /ss13g/ is on the shit spectrum.
I'll give you a hint: waifufaggotry.

>tfw every image I really like gets turned into a shitty meme

I have to wonder how much changing up your attire throws off wouldbe assailants.

a simple jumpsuit change fools all but the most veteran greytider

THIS IMAGE IS INACCURATE
WHERE IS THE FAT SEC OFFICER WHO RIDES ON A SECWAY AND SOMEHOW MANAGES TO TAZE AND CUFF HIMSELF WHEN HE SPOTS A CRIMINAL?

right here buddy *holds up mirror* >:)

>be antag
>want to kill someone but don't want to end their round

How do I get over this?

You may be trying to play that as an insult, but I am proud of my fatsec ways.
I'm still working on a way to cuff myself after getting tazed though.

do it anyway

How do we stop the Communist cabal that is ERPfags?
youtube.com/watch?v=hQyiOFDLJHg
Yet another reason to not trust the discord.

>some shitter gets antag
>sec is this guy and braindead warden
>I get antag
>sec is fully staffed department of vulgaris tier tryhards

fucc this game

>waaah why is sec actually doing things wtf i wanted a free antag roll without any actual conflict where i did what I wanted!!!!!!!

>fat secman chasing a clown at walking speed because clown stole his wheelchair
>hands are full with a sandwich and a hailer
>HALT SECURITY
>WOOP WOOP
>HALT SECURITY
>WOOP WOOP

The sillycons are a bigger pain in the ass than sec.

Oh yeah, that invisible law that defines only sec as humans, how could I forget that. And oh boy good luck if they uploaded any other lawset.

>wheelchair
>not sec scooter while using the hailer, holding the keys and having one of these filled with sprinkles, milk, nutriment like a feedbag

Hey, early round you use the wheelchair.
You gotta rumble a couple criminals and rob their dosh if you want a secway, which usually comes at around the 20 minute mark.

Man though, that chempack full of sprinkles is really tempting. I wish I could get my hands on those regularly.

barney fife sec > fat sec > normal sec > tryhards

>tryhards last

Naaa every round should be extended with antags ded at 12:15 ;^)

>mfw did a surgery and got headpats as reward

Kill them, scan them at the cloner, make a physical backup of their DNA scan, emag the cloner, clone them as a catbeast, tell them the backup you have is the only way they'll ever be human again and if they rat you out you'll polyacid it, force them to run out and die in an entertaining way, borg their corpse, the backup was fake, order them to forget their previous life, upload a law telling them to forget their previous life because they'll loophole out of it otherwise, upload a lawset telling them they're a goldgrub and need to spend the rest of their days mining in the asteroid and hiding from humans and can't talk, after a while blow them for no reason, retrieve their MMI, put it in a MOMMI, emag it and tell it to build an elaborate disposals device to feed themselves into the singulo without singuloosing, after they singulo themselves, clone them, the backup was real, but the cloner was still emagged so now they're a vox, sell them to the traders as a slave, now they still get to be in the round!

Serious question.
WHERE DO I GET MORE SPRINKLES?

Mix sugar and universal enzymes

shit.
SHIT.
I gotta find some way to steal universal enzymes and get boatloads of sugar.

I guess it's time to farm in ye-olde permabrig.

Nepotism. If you're friend with the admins, you'll get in.

Ostensibly, you need to play regularly during tikes of day with few admins.
It's enough just to say you play at those times.

CM down for anyone else?

We're better than all the mobage gens, at least. That's well over half the board.

Borg them. Or grow Diona. Or use a pAI.

Remove pizza crates.

Force MoMMI them.

a Chem dispenser can dispense sugar too

Pretty sure the kitchen starts with slots of sugar and universal enzyme.
Just ask the chef for sprinkles.

>steal
Perma has all that. At least on Box.

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I am so fucking jelly.

>chem pack goes from powergaming thing to feedbag for fat fuck security officers

There was a time when pizza crates only cost 15

I know both are trivial for a quartermaster but still amusing on principle

Them titties are bigger than my wife's, fat boy.

:s set 189028163 to arrest for making fun of me, I'm busy eating at the kitchen

;Don't eat to die brother, eat to live!

Rate my QM

Powergamed guns/10

Blocking the hall is a hazard

I left 8 protos outside and nobody wanted them, Its tradition to hand out guns to everyone for the ride to centcomm. So after the shuttle was called i ordered a goat.
Also why are glocks 200 but 2 lasers 40?

>arrested for attempted suicide
>broke because i spent all my money on suicide

>QM that orders guns
ZZZZZZZZ

I always order guns to hand out in escape.
Everyone should get to participate in post-round valids.

What's more helpful to medbay? Peridoxin, Nanobots or Rezadone?

I made a bottle of 30u rezadone the other day, gave it to a doctor and he said he had no idea what it was

zzzzzzzzz

Peridaxon

Most of the time they won't know

Nanobots

Probably by the time ss13 takes place ballistic guns are seen as something vintage/collector's thing and that's why they're more expensive? That's just how I see it

>Not ordering 40 weapons crates and handing them out at the first mention of aliens/spiders/whatever

Melee weapons having chance to parry when? I don't mean projectiles, just other melee attacks.

the patrician QM orders and stashed guns but does not distribute them until shit has totally hit the fan

that QM gets permabrigged because the virgin secborg just happened to walk by the cargo bay and saw all the guns

As a captain, am I allowed to request CentCom an ERT if I see red hardsuits jetpacking around the station?

Will CentCom send one?

Which security husbando do you want to fatten?

You can request an ERT, yes.
Better have an admin buddy or you're shit out of luck, though.

>You will never see a Nuke Ops vs. ERT vs. Deathsquad showdown in the station
nofun

You need enough non-AFK dead people to join as ERT, right?