how the fuck do you get the first post so fucking fast in every fucking thread, then samefag with responses to this woomy with more woomies?
Camden Walker
Finger
Cooper Richardson
Why couldn't we save her, bros? Why couldn't we bring her home?
Carson Young
a
Ryder Robinson
>my team >afkshitters, aeroshitters, and shitter shitters
>their team >clantags, tryhards, and multiple winning streak sparkles
why is this?
Cameron Morris
LOSER Squids make me vomit
Asher Taylor
I'm the real Fast Woomy.
Daniel Cox
I really, really, really like this woomy.
Christian Russell
Blacklist those updates /ink/
Alexander Cruz
If they gave the aeropspray a buff, we could turn shitters into gods.
David Lewis
Finger a woomy
Gavin Morales
Okay, now what
Isaac Clark
>make thread >post >then link thread
Brandon Jones
Punishment
Nicholas Moore
Post /ink/ woomys and spaghettis!
Dylan Clark
Thanks, user
Gavin Morales
Fist a woomy
Carter Bell
>get far into enemy territory with a comfortable score >We lost the lead!
>new game >get far into enemy territory again with a comfortable score >We lost the lead!
>new game >get far into enemy territory again with a comfortable score >We lost the lead! WHY DO I KEEP ON ENDING UP WITH INCOMPETENT SHITTERS?????
Ryder Scott
Kick a squib
Hunter Sanders
...
Robert Hernandez
I've literally never made a thread ever, though
Andrew Powell
...
Joseph Rodriguez
fast enough to get the first post every single time in: * a completely variable amount of posts after 750 * the new thread being created * and then being linked to, literally in seconds?
Lincoln Campbell
BUFF AEROSPRAY
Jordan Baker
GODDAMNED OCTO ALIENS
David Perry
...
Lincoln Barnes
...
Connor Wood
...Squid Sisters forever?
Cooper Parker
Post questionable woomys
Jeremiah Miller
is that their gay friend or is her updoo hidden?
Lucas Sullivan
literally 17 seconds apart from there is no way woomyhookfag can samefag this fast without a proxy, which I doubt even /ink/ is autistic enough to do
Liam Evans
>recognizable pattern keeps happening to me >it's not my fault Perhaps you should stop thinking you won just because you started off with a good lead. You're probably way better at pushing than defending.
Nicholas Gomez
Posting #1 woomy
Isaiah Torres
I need more practice using this tablet Post those squids and I'll doodle a few
Nathan Johnson
Seeing you make me miss the Callie rape user.
Leo Torres
post cute spaghettis im in pain
Caleb White
What qualifies as a questionable woomy?
Grayson White
Sex with Marie
Lincoln Wright
woomies are gross post octos
Benjamin Sullivan
...
Colton Adams
Please draw crazy hobo woomy doing something stupid. she uses brella if it helps
Camden Perez
But user, I'm aware of that I even painted the left path ahead of time when it was unpainted knowing that the enemy would take that path and the opportunity came while they're distracted, yet my shitter teammates still fucked it up and let them go through that exact path to take the fucking lead
Lincoln Bennett
Rating:Questionable
Jace Campbell
ok
Benjamin Harris
The splatfest to end all splatfests.
What side are you picking?
Brandon Perez
...
Carter Taylor
FLAT IS JUSTICE
Tyler Ortiz
...
Daniel Nguyen
So it all went well, then?
Elijah Sanchez
I'm trying to skip a lecture by playing spla2n but I can't find a fucking game >:(
Levi Edwards
Flat, the patrician choice
Sebastian Fisher
post woomies posting woomies
Benjamin Myers
Flat of course. You can hold them closer to your heart.
Owen Perry
>Justice is not the only right in this world...some day, you will see.
Lucas Martin
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Robert Powell
>go mindlessly pick up splatnet order >check regular order >fucker brought me pure run speed jacket I ordered >30k in my pockets >have a ton of eork to do today I guess I'm not sleeping today.
Nathaniel Davis
I imagine they'd root for the otehr side
pearl loves to play with marina's rack and and marina hates all the attention shes gets from her sweater puppies
Bentley Rogers
yeah just hurt a fuck ton now even though im supposed to be numb.at least i brought my squid pillow to hug
Christian Green
Flat
Austin Flores
technically bags of milk and fat though for squids and octos its probably where the ink glands are stored in females. males probably get smaller, interlinked ink sacs in the abdominal region.
Jack Richardson
I will take another shot at this. If you happen to have made a list last time you suggested the doodling and I'm on there, then... welp, guess I'm a big idiot.
Joshua Rivera
spaghettis it is then.
Nathan Gray
More octos.
Luis Jenkins
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Jose Reyes
That's good, wish you a speedy recovery!
Benjamin Campbell
What if you were walking around the plaza and you went into an alley and saw a yebby stick his little dick up another yebby's little butt and fuck him
Jeremiah Martinez
Are you a girl?
Colton Carter
Report him for sexual content and get his dick and ass banned.
Xavier Davis
I'd join in and make a yebby fuck-train.
Eli Walker
You bet your ass she is
Joseph Mitchell
they can't do that
Parker Cook
ask them if they can put it up my butt too
Camden Roberts
go to the alley were woomies are eating each other out cause I clearly got the wrong address
David Wright
This
Carson Sanders
yes and underaged
Nathan Parker
...
Kayden Robinson
what if you walked into an alley where a bunch of octarians were stacked ontop of each other just sitting and laying around and they slowly looked at you and smiled at you
Dylan Moore
reported for squidbagging
Ryan Ross
oooooh noooo
Nolan Jackson
MODS
Connor Gonzalez
I'd give them a hug each
Justin Williams
alrighty. damn man, hope you get well soon.
Jaxson Gray
what if you walked into an alley and there was a drunk octoling passed out clearly away from her home
Hudson Reyes
>passed away Leave a flower on her grave
Eli Nguyen
Get well soon mate
Blake Collins
give her a bowl of salmon eggs to eat
Joseph Phillips
>you have to eat all the eggs
Parker Jones
...
Connor White
i drew it! and basically what said. though for me it's mostly habit now, but i do heart pupils a lot just to make things more cutesy. sometimes i swap 'em out for stars and stuff too for the same reason
Bentley Walker
Your woomy hates you for all the times you let her get splatted
Carter Peterson
grope her
Josiah Robinson
Can you post an album too, drawfriend? I think I missed most of your stuff.
Mason Fisher
Beating your woomy because of a bad k/d! Screaming at your woomy for not getting on the tower!
Jeremiah Hernandez
>think pink and heart pupils are cute >they're associated with smut, sluts, and otherwise grossly lewd things
