/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>Nero's genocidal campaign is downplayed
>BUT Christian Priests are either antagonists or outright villains in Nasu stories (see FZero, FSN, and FAP)
>Servants who are loyal to God are either impotent imbeciles (ex. Jeanne) or homicidal hypocrites (ex. Vlad, Saint Martha)
>Spartacus is outed to be a violent loon who rebelled against ROMA instead of a heroic warrior

The ROMA wank in this franchise is insane

What's the seamonkey equivalent of UMA?

Which jungle dweller is further up the evolutionary chain/closer to actual humas?

Best girl

>BUT Christian Priests are either antagonists or outright villains in Nasu stories (see FZero, FSN, and FAP)
That's two whole characters, across the Nasuverse there are dozens of named individuals in the Holy Church who protect humanity from the virtually endless things which want to destroy it.

>bland character
>best anything

Don't talk shit about rome or I will stick a hastati up your triarii

So why does male looks like medic and female like fucking hobo ready to shank you for looking at her funny?

Reminder that lolis will be censored in the NA release to have age appropriate cow breasts, assuming the servers don't close up shop before then

OK you pathetic faggot YOU made me do this.

You are the same person as this:
boards.fireden.net/vg/last/50/151234981/

The poster who replies claims you are "J-kun"

In the friendslist of that thread, there is a "Jaken-kun"

And guess who posts on the Granblue Reddit?
https www reddit com/user/Jakenkun/

Fuck off BACK to where you belong.

>multiboard shitposting

>wake up
>1/2 AP free quests
>Redditors frothing at the gash for more sick content
>anons in /fgoalter/ shilling for aniplex and DW

no wonder this game is in such a shit state.

Because wearing a giant canvas military jacket as a short skirt looks dumb.

Good we don't need stupid pedo dollars. Cover them all no need for apologems

That's Camping Action Hakuno. Buy the whole playset.

How much do you want to bet that they plan this sort of nonsense in Discord chats?

Humans are so worthless.

It's being hard to get into this game when you are "saving", one could think "I'll just farm to be ready to when I have the servants I want" but is hard to be motivated when you don't even have them.

So, most part of the time I just enter, log in for the streak and get out.

May be I should just surrender to priest and play with whatever I get,

If at least there was something nice in the horizont, but we are still at the very least 20 days until the next thing, and that until the assumption is not yet another bullshit half AP

>channeling all this autism and still being wrong
Too bad you're wasting your time on this instead of playing FGO NA, oh wait it doesn't have any content. Never mind.

Why the f*ck would you want more content if you already have like three amazing zones to replay all day and farm ocuplet crystals in? Jeez... the nerve of you people... you're lucky we're even getting this. They don't owe us ANYTHING.

You made it way too easy, now >>>/reddit/

>Humans are so worthless.

Is that a cropped image? Could I have the name of the artist so I can look for her in the boorus good sir?

Who is this semen demon?

>getting this triggered because other generals are laughing at us.
No wonder they're laughing at us.... we're so pathetic.

Normally I'd laugh at the retard you're triggering and try to trigger him more, but you're actually a fucking redditor with a reddit account. Like really, you're actually from reddit. Jesus christ. Go back there before I make a spambot to mass downvote every single one of your posts you karma seeking cunt.

THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING
YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE DO HAVE
STOP ACTING LIKE RACIST ENTITLED SHITHEADS, AND STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEEEE

>zones to replay
except you can't

Of course, I'm aware that you're joking, but I felt the need to comment on this. It's so stupid that you cannot play through the story more than once. You can read the VN bits in the log, yes, but that is very different from playing the story missions. Why not make it so that players can play through the story as many times as they want, for no cost and for no reward?

DAI ICHI NO HIKARI

Chamo Rosso

>So, most part of the time I just enter, log in for the streak and get out.
Absolutely nothing wrong with this.
People who have been playing since day 1 JP know this. F/GO doesn't even start to get good until the Kara no Kyoukai event and America chapter, a wretched 7 months after launch.

>/fgoalter/

Nice rebuke, should I check if you are reddit as well big boi?

Most of the people crossposting are.

I don't understand.

smug swamp loli that pukes monsters on stupid bakas

Perhaps this gif will elaborate on what I meant.

Is there an Event for Lancer Monuments like the Moon Festival was for Archer Monuments? Because Liz has given me nothing but Silvers for the last two weeks. I want to ascend ROME all ready.

>he plays Soccer Spirits
damn you're both fags

What the fuck is this about?
I don't play this game. Why is OP a pic of my shit country

I'm from Negros Oriental

>downvote my troll account which i used to impersonate the real jkun
Ok then go ahead. Not like theres anything in FGO NA for you to do.

Halloween gives all the types of monuments that Moonfest didn't.

When are we getting this version of Caesar?

Cause shit people from your shit country work on this shit game

We have a couple flip shitposters who somehow have an internet connection despite being orphans who have to catch rats for pesos. Also the game translation is handled by flipshits and other SEAmonkeys and it shows because 14% of them can't read or write. Stay safe from those Muslim terror attacks squidkid.

>work
That's some pretty admirable optimism.

The NA english localization of a shitty gacha game is being translated by your uneducated cousin inside a seamonkey mudhut.

Please remind him to update the game before the servers die, thanks.

myanimelist.net/profile/Jakenkun

AHHAHAHA

anyone have a video of black emiya summoning and can add mega.nz/#!JbQk1IpI!b-0dvNHkWV_ke-NdnFtSRo2vUSiCrhoVYa3Z2cZk47Y on top of it?

>all that normalfag shit in the favorites
As expected of reddit.

>NA fate cucks

>finish farming octuplets in Gaul after 2 days
>1/2 free quests is announced

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Explain why you are consistently using your profile picture in MAL as a reaction image then?

I rest my fucking case you dumb redditor

Thank you.

I think his current for is pretty karmic since he admits in his interlude that he was a huge, decadent bastard while he was alive

>people from reddit browse a general as pointless as /fgoalter/
For what purpose?

>impersonate jkun in /gbfg/ to shitpost
>people in /fgoalter/ think i'm jkun
KEK

thanks for the virus

You're trying too hard to cover-up your tracks friend, its too consistent usage without your name even being mentioned

Feel free to continue shitposting jkun

>/fgoalter/

I'm jkun, and I'm laughing at you, /fgofalter/

>favorites: Love Live! School Idol Project
Jesus christ, can't make this up

I can only imagine the people ""working"" on it don't care and are doing an extremely lazy job or don't speak English at all and just google translates everything.
I don't know how bad things are but I'd like to apologies if you're this mad about it

what is this from?

>tfw running town of blades constantly and never getting a single fang

Apology accepted

This is a Medb thread from now onwards

Speak for yourself, I want apoloquartz first

WHO IS JKUN?
>The state of /alter/

How much until their rate ups?

...

>muh thread internet celebrities

To be fair, it must be a pretty sweet and easy gig. 2 years of content has already been mapped ahead for them, and they just have to update twitter once a week to satiate redditors with gamplay tips, like how to gain experience.

Hopefully a tropical storm doesn't wash away some gaijin-kun's $1000+ account and credit info.

HE'S REDDIT

It's from the latest artbook.

Ian is yesterday's garbage
Jkun is the new shitposter hotness

>FGO NA is so dead its talking about the /ssg/ bogeyman

Who is this Jkun and did I miss anything by not knowing him?

He's a canadian chad thundercock.
King of /gbfg/, /mbgg/, /ssg/ and now /fgoalter/

Yea, the one who migrated here and did so extremely obviously considering he spams his profile picture every thread

i-is reddit laughing at us??

youtube.com/watch?v=TuE9bHLHjUc

Really people expend that much for a fucking CE? I thought the autism was only regarding servants

>even reddit is laughing at us
The absolute state of /fgoalter/

Im a mexican, Im riendome of you /alter/ gringos

jajajaja pendejos

>"Haha... that's not me.... That's my uh, troll account. Yeah! It's my troll account that I use to impersonate a literal who redditor using the exact same pictures."

This is literally the most pathetic lie I have ever read in my life. If I ever see you post here again (Veeky Forums) with those shitty meme images, I will dig and I will find out where you live. Trust me you do not want to fuck around here, reddit. This isn't your safe space, reddit.

twitter.com/jakenkun

...

Don't post my wife in this shithole ever again

He was a famous e celeb in /ssg/.
But whatever. Keep on thinking i'm jkun.

You don't need to dig that hard user, he's from canada.

>Tfw a friend got an account here from someone known for posting Jack
>He thinks he is safe
>He doesn't know, that dude will get his account back in a year or so

Never trust this kind of people /fgoalter/

I'm sure you were. I'm coming for you, buddy. I warned you.

How come this other French knight(male) never gets any attention?
I think she(he) is cute

Oh yeah cum for me baby.

But that's my cute French knight girlfriend(female) user. (Sh)e is cute

I don't know about the original image, I'm sorry Helenafriend.