/parag/ - Paragon General

>wanting to marry a statue

OH SHIT

She's a big girl. I like it.

>Porn potential: 2.74% and dropping

>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>Them hips
Good thing she's a statue cause she wouldn't need to move much, knaw'mean?

ebins lore is shit we werent even told what kind of pubes terra has

This guy has it right
A thirst for real knowledge

I'm going with blonde and full bush. I think she's blonde primarily because she's a antithesis to Countess. I'm hoping they have some kind of skin where's she just a trainee of some sort.

Kek, big ass juggernaut armour, fucking called it

All this plate and she STILL has to have boob armour

That boob armour is definitely not appealing to the eye.

>yet another female character

it makes her look like she has roid abuse man tits

What is this hot spicy new meme of having 1v1 in the off lane and 2v2 in the safe lane? I've encountered it the past few matches and it's ridiculous. I feel like absolute dogshit bullying the fuck out of Countesses and Wukongs with my OP Greystone deck.

gross she looks fat not even Veeky Forums

>yet another
???
there are 15 female heroes and 21 male heroes
last one was Drongo

They've been sticking to one male, one female cycle since Mori at the beginning of the year, what the hell are you bitching about? It's not like 6 females in row we had after Monolith dropped any more

Fuck this shit, this should have been a dude to be Greystone's rival.

Meant for

Greystone should have some foul evil wizard as his nemesis

>Dying game is attempting to use niche waifu-bait
Ya don't say
>Female robot-statue-person like Murial/Steel
>Perfect excuse for Terra futa en mass
>inb4 Terra going full mating press on Shinbi, Countess and Serath
Ebin on point with the damage control

I'd argue the meme is Epic forcing 2v1/1v2 to be like doto, but people will run traditional 1v1 lanes if the matchup is cancer for the offlaner. i.e. Belica and Drongo vs Countess

>megatron helmet
SPARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

If it were an MMO following game logic it would be
>muh brains over brawn
>muh INT beats STR

i like it, but when you got breast like that, they will sag heavily later on with age

> futa
what a trash, terrible closet gay fetish, why do everyone has to fucking imagine it in everything?
plus this game really didn't try to use niche waifu bait, every female have the exact same bodytype.

New Hero? Cool.

More like P&PRPG logic.
But I was aiming more at fantasy tropes, especially sword and sorcery. Brave knight fighting an evil sorcerer and all that. Much more fitting than some big dude in armour imo
>inb4 if I take that helmet off, would she die?

>releasing a female hero is waifubaiting
See , there are still more male heroes. I don't get what everyone is raving on about.
Epic probably just wants to keep it at a somewhat even level. LoL does the same thing.

>this game really didn't try to use niche waifu bait,
>>releasing a female hero is waifubaiting
The hero we're talking about is a giant statue amazon.
That's as niche as bait gets

It's probably an echo of the time when we had 5 females in a row, which was indeed getting a bit ridiculous and people were kind of rightful at bitching. They're auto-angry now whenever a new female gets released because of that, even though there is absolutely no reason for that now. Although it seem to be only one guy so far.

>> futa
>what a trash, terrible closet gay fetish
>user doesn't know/understand what futa is
>user thinks the intention is the D
Educate yourself, mah man

> futafag are all furry
that explains it
and if you want the dick in it, that's gay faggot

I swear it's the same disgruntled indian guy making these posts

>and if you want the dick in it, that's gay faggot
>>>>>>>>>>Reading comprehension

As opposed to what? A more attractive amazon warrior in less covering clothing that 99% of people would prefer? You can call it niche but it's definitely not waifu bait. If that was their goal they could have done much better.

>New character comes out
>He's so shit no one wants to use him

Go look up Master Shake explaining futa with math.

Yes, the damn fucking intention is the damn cock you faggot, if you didn't wanted the cock you would look at normal, heterosexual or lesbian porn, but no, you have to have a cock in it and try to justify it as a legitimate heterosexual fetish. Just kill yourself dude. It's always the damn cock, the whole focus of futanari is "Girl with dick".

>that 99% of people would prefer?
It's the fact that she's so different that will attract people to her. She'll be something out of the norm that hipsters will want to play her so that they'll feel like special Paragon mains

I don't know why, he's pretty good imo, his poke is amazing. I've been thinking about making a blue/purple deck for the opd militia card and all the op cards that come with death affinity

The same type of Indian fellow that will often make comments on porn streaming sites to the effect of
>mm yes so beautiful bb
>where do you live I will make you happy bb

It's because he's a carry that rewards well aimed shots in a game where well aimed shots don't really count any more due to multishot and ridiculous attack speed

>looks up futa porn
>"wooooow it's so gay I hate it!!"
>"I need to go tell people how much I hate this"
kys

>Literally ignored my example of Futa Terra going ham on the other waifu's
>Watching a woman with a dick, fuck other woman with no dick is gay
You so smart mah man. Tell me more.

Fuck off with your trash fetish, stop inserting this shit everywhere you fucking fag
You are obviously interested in the damn dick if you want a woman with a dick, fucking a female don't make it any less trash and homosexual you fag. Loving cock = Fags

Not even him, but if your reasoning is basically "I want to see a woman get fucked, but for some reason it's not ok if an actual man is doing it", than this indicates some deep issues man

Is that a young Alexis Texas?

>it's not ok if an actual man is doing it
>implying I'm not ok with regular heterosexual porn
>I want to see a woman get fucked
What's so hard to understand about this? Just sometimes by another woman with a throbbing, veiny bastard swinging between her legs
>Is that a young Alexis Texas?
Nope, old Jodie Foster vid

> spoiler
disgusting, stop inserting your damn fetish everywhere, be an homosexual and accept to fuck lesser males (traps) or be a retarded shitter trying to justify your homosexuality with that futa garbage

man, i can't believe there are man over 20s masturbating to this cringy garbage

You do know traps are one of the most heterosexual things to be attracted to as a straight man right?

youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

m8 you're never gonna get normies to think futa isn't anything but gay, so it's pointless arguing about it. Just let them have their satisfaction and move on. Some literal nobody calling you a fag isn't the end of the world.
Going on a pointless rant isn't gonna change their minds. If you're that bothered by being called gay then there's a bigger issue here.

>be an homosexual and accept to fuck lesser males (traps)
>This much projection
That's gay, comrade. We were talking about women with dicks here

>Going on a pointless rant isn't gonna change their minds.
>High IQ user doesn't want to fight for what's right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> get btfo
> i-i don't care about ur opinion and psychology fact, i'm straight even thought i love looking at dick and sucking those big throbbing veiny stick! they're on female so it's okay even thought i'm specifically searching for them
eh kids, expected better

That was a different user, user
Also
>>i love looking at dick and sucking those big throbbing veiny stick!
>This much projection
and thus, the insecurities reveal themselves

This, what the fuck. I generally don't mind boob plates but this just looks retarded.

if you don't want to see all the girls get FROSTED by queen aurora or demon serath to dispense sexual discipline when they get out of line then the only fag here is you my friend

>Strongest carry in the game
>Assuming you can aim for shit
No wonder no one plays him

Next time things are slow and not bumping, I'm going to start dumping trap and futa pics: shit seems to bring all the boys to the yard.

we have our own form of dedicated shitposting bumps already and they work perfectly fine

...

I just remembered, wasn't Morigesh supposed to have melee basics when they first announced her? Why the hell did they change that?

>fighting against autist
Nobody wins in that battle user

And I expected nothing less

feng and kwang are god tier right now, both those decks are fine. the gems have different stats for PvE that are normalized for PvP just like the cards

Does Thunder Cleave affect Wukong's clones?

Either they thought making her melee was too good(she'd have to have better base stats), or the opposite.
Judging by her kit though and the fact they expected you to run into people for damage and regen.. I'm going to guess the former.

>ywn be a lowly guard called a good boy by Countess and then raped and killed by her as stress relief after she lost a battle

Bummer

>against an Iggy
>their turrets have infinite health, infinite range, and hit like trucks

>pick Iggy
>turrets die immediately, do no damage, and fire slow as shit

There's still time to jump ship lads

Speaking of traps and futa, go check Paheal: new filth is available for your perusal.

From what I remember actually the latter, they described her as kind of a high risk caster. Considering how overpowered she was at release this would have been a good tradeoff

>futaxfuta
no m8 thats when its gay. though a drawfag making paragon content is promising for the future

>autist(s) in thread threatened by futa
>Newest r34 hotness features Best Gank BFF's as futas
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER

YOU WINNING SON!?

How absolutely ass at the game do you need to be to get ganked by Aurora?

is this bait?
you know what Aurora's ult does, right?
She also has 2 dashes

Literally dash in, ult, throw down root, collect gold
tower dive them with clone if they survive

Anyone can be invisible for up to 10 seconds at a time these days, user, to say nothing of Astral Leap.

>Just had a Gideon in team who went 0/18/1 AND a Serath who went fucking 0/23/3
>She had the audacity to call me a noob when I asked the team to report them
Where the fuck do these people come from? Come the fuck on Epic, I might be a silver shitter but I'm not shit enough to be paired with apparently literal braindeads. Why the fuck did all my friends quit so that now I have to suffer through elo hell?

Maybe it's because I main Greystone, but
>Aurora uses her entire kit to try and """gank""" me
>takes half my health, tops
>still have my own ult
>my face

what the fuck happens in aluminum elo that these matches last long enough to feed that much? if someone is 0-9 in my games we've already lost at least 1 inhib

>playing as Greystone
>our "jungler" is a Khaimera that goes 0-7-1
>full agility build, how does he not have a single kill
>he starts bitching at me, of all people, for not helping him get kills
>just reply "you're 0-7, I'm 4-0"
>he replies back "yeah but you ulted twice so you're actually 4-2"
>my face

>Be Aurora
>Gank Greystone
>Greystone left with half health, tops
>Still hops on back to a safe distance to recall
>Continue to push lane
>Greystone falls behind on farm and teammates farm his team
>Rinse and Repeat
High IQ heroes playing 4D Chess

Greystone should be in off lane, so he'd be ahead in level anyway

Against offlane Aurora?
Same old song

she looks like a giant jungle minion

kek

I think you're confused.

If Greystone is in off lane, and Aurora is in off lane, she shouldn't be trying to go across the map to """""""""gank""""""""" anyone. If you're suggesting Aurora and Greystone are 1v1 in a lane, then if he had to retreat she most likely would too (which is being very conservative, considering Grey is usually tanky enough to fight entire teams, let alone a single Aurora).
If I was on a team where Aurora picked off lane and came all the way across the map to try and "gank" the enemy Greystone, I'd report that bitch at the speed of light for being horribly mismatched.

>Hilariously oversized weapons

we Anime now

I don't know if it's the resolution but at least she looks a bit THICC in her waist and chest alone they didn't reuse that same fucking model like they have for every female thus far.

Wait, did they fix Greystone's ult yet?

They didn't fix shit, this week is literally just shilling skins for the most broke character in the game

F