/palg/ - Paladins General

and Smite please

yes
name one (1) impure frontliner
torvald does NOT diddle kids you assholes

Buff Muh koa.

fuck off go make your own general

Makao pleases old men for sealife protection.

Why did smiggen die?

Matchmaking.

WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE

Of course he doesn't, he diddles grown women of countless species in the name of science. This has resulted in at least one pointy-eared child of above-average intelligence.

We need creatures like this in the game!

Stop saying rude lies about my wife this instant.

But /palg/ay told me that Fernando and Sha Lin hold hands.

Big mouth for big cocks, Makao is worse than skye

>tfw no front lines to bully you and call you worthless while they make you suck their thick cannons

I wish I could aim with precision characters.

PalaGAY men

Good thing Lian let's you win without aiming!

I must ask again that you ignore every despot trying to circulate disgusting rumors about my lovely wife. These people are evil and deserve no attention.
That said, our love can resist any adversity. I will not leave her side, and I will comfort her and put her at ease in these difficult times. I will do anything to protect my angel.

Ying really needs to be more careful when frosting cakes. The icing's everywhere!

Why is Inara so perfect?

fernando would never!

It's alright, Ying is a responsible girl and always makes sure to clean up the mess!

Now now, she's just there to protect her friends. No need to get all sedimental about it.

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>Tall
>Outdoorsy
>Sculpted body
>Gets nice and warm in the sun

It's because she's so down-to-earth.

Being able to make clones like that is sure to make cleanup a breeze, and none of the cream goes to waste. How thoughtful!

Did you know that Inara is still a virgin?

user, i too get warm in the sun

Are you tall, outdoorsy, and sculpted.

maybe taller than you, a little, totally not sculpted

I SAID WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE

How would you know that?

yeah, yeah, eat a plastic bag and die

I forgot the pic.. I feel retarded now

Well, warm and soft isn't too bad.

What does Inara's chest feel like?

:3

Rock hard abs

Bags of gravel.

Like this.

Is it wrong if that sounds good to me?

well, it depends entirely on how fine a grit of gravel it is.

Is Inara too pure for lewd art or just too unknown?

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Huh that makes me wonder... does Ruckus fug Bolt? I wouldnt judge him.

and smite

both

Nox skin for Seris when?

other way around

Is there any good Paladins porn?

Elven day of the rope when?

60 posts in and all you fucks are talking about is porn. Shameful display!

no I don't think shamefuldisplay draws paladins smut

A little bit.

Is there any porn of someone other than slutty skye?

Is there any Willo porn?

What are you gay?

Only the popular waifus get semi-decent porn.
The unknown, pure waifus and the gays get lewds.

jenny is not for lewd

DELET THIS

>Is there any Willo porn?
A bit.

It's unbreakable.

Maeve what are you doing?

Well, one pure frontliner less.

Neat

Why are Pips such cancer?

>illegal first picks pip
>"im a damage pip lmao"
>only support in team
>doesn't heal me, ash, for the entire game even when I'm at 300hp, right in front of him, and out of goddamn battle
>gets 30k damage and 11k healing at the end of the losing match
>I get 50k damage even though I'm the only tank in the team and I get targeted first every time

I bet veteran healed me for more than that goddamn illegal.

I've only been playing this game for two weeks but I can already tell Pip is the worst hero in the game, bar none.

>pip picks last
>declares that they're damage after we're all locked in
Every time.

I want Evie to freeze me from the waist down before snapping me in half to use my frozen legs as a masturbation tool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was Buck. Sadly.

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agreed we need more smite skins for paladins

What if Fernando is not a real Spaniard, so he doesn't know spanish, and he whispers a fucking gazpacho recipe in your ear instead.

>lose to a 5 stack premade
>ask them in post-game lobby if they're having trouble getting out of bronze

>GG EZ
>U MAD?
>U MAD BRO?
>LMAO STAY MAD
>REKT FUCKING REKT

scylla skin for maeve

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The fuck do you have against gazpacho, user?

>Implying that'd lessen the effect

can someone explain to me how is maeve allowed to have a 900 damage burst that a monkey without arms can land?

For the same reason you can roll your face on keyboard while playing as Lian and get 1000000 damage.

with lian you deal 800 damage that has a CD
with maeve you deal 900 every second with 0 skill
also maeve's daggers need a drop off

b-b-b-but arced shots are hard to land!!!1!

why not

Who's got a solo queue Willow deck?

>tfw a terrible Maeve
>tfw can't reliably land both knives since they count as projectiles and I'm shit at tracking/leading shots
Maybe you're just going up against people who are actually good at maeve if they're consistently landing knives at further than point blank, user.

The fact that you're too stupid to play an easy character like Maeve doesn't mean she's not made for actual apes.

>evie has 930 dps rockets
>this is okay
>Viktor has 1690 dps from hipfire spray
>this is also okay
>maeve has 900 dps knives
>this is going too far

maeve's daggers HAVE dropoff

Maybe you should stop playing Kinessa.

it's not easy to do

Where did I mention Kinessa in my post?