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I'm going to hang out at the gold saucer with an elezen~!

eat this

>I'm going to marry
no
>nega-kiss
how dare you

Finally made it work in /gpose, but I do not know how to fix the muscle tone so this will have to do

Can any one post some c@ butts?

The strongest hero has arrived.

You're using too much teeth. Still feels soo good. Lets practice your mouth job some more.

Hi, I am a very wealthy man in this game. What should I frivolously spend my gil on?

Why did you copy Kiss's character?

>stuffing all that plastic inside

-2 points.

is Hanna cute irl...

You need to peel the scales and cook it first.

Me.

anyone want to talk lewdly to me while i stand around and enjoy your character ingame?

I wanna peel your scales.

...

I seriously want to lust over and onto a soft, squishy bunnyzen until neither of us can move!

late night mood swings

...

where?

No.

nope

me too user, want to talk about it?

hmmmmmmmm

peel? cook? bah nonsense

>late night
Lack of sleep is one of the worse, if not worst, causes of inflammation, which is also one of the greatest causes of depression. Please get some sleep.

I don't know how to tell you this user, but i'm not an au ra... or a fish.

Take a poor, frustrated male midlander and give him a night to remember by taking him to that RP strip bar place in the goblet and other stuff.

Please cease this barbarism, we're civilizedmostly here.

>it's one of those sleepless nights
favorite episode.

We'll work something out.

best looking area in the game?

>every other week
>spend last minute trying to cap creation

>this week I can get a good upgrade with creation
>need to sufferingly grind them ot wait it out several days in expert roulette

JUST

I dunno I looked around and it's only me here so I'm filling in I guess.

album pls

Yes, at least so far.

does anybody want to play the game in aether ?? bored

Really? Is there so dire a need for bad michael cera look-alikes?

i'm gonna eb_ this suncat

sure? what's on your mind

Is it that bad? Can't we say it's magic?

Idk some savage or trials or triple triad I'm down for anything

The world always needs Kamen Rider.

...

i'm tired of critiquing all your obvious negatives

fix your shit

Is it possible that Hydaelyn is actually Shantotto?

Aether potd?

That's a name you earn, not take. Fuck off with your faggotry.

>I helped glammed an attention whore
I need to quit helping people

No because she already showed up in an event, and the black mage 60-70 questline.

hanna is cute!!!!!

>>I helped glammed an attention whore
>tfw same
>tfw it only emboldened them

Wait shantoto is really in the game and not just as a lucid dream during the event? That's amazing

I'm getting a case of deja vu.

Said like a madman's lullaby.

please don't kill me and skin my corpse

I'm not against being eb'd, i'd just like to know them first.

The background in this kinda looks like a hand-painted background board for a school play.

Do try to take things a little less seriously, you weirdo.

your jobstone as blm belonged to shanttoto or something

Who is Hanna?

What if that was just Shantotto II or III?

Do I do it?

Are you against eb'ing a moonie?

That's Shatotto, not Shantotto. Totally different person. Honest.

eh dunno
i should

Go to sleep.

the cutest boy

>It's another friends discuss their real life episode
Why can't people just fuck off and let me be a Elezen housewife.

can't, gotta be up soon

And so the never ending cycle repeats.

Nyeh-hehe-heh-hehehe
i mean sure

Goodnight /xivg/

does he like cute girls?

Absolutely. She looks good.

If I had a cute elezen housewife to dote on I don't know whether I'd lose total control of my life or if it would improve.

Fish.

hey give me ur potsherds

hey how about no

dont be selfish

Dead Space 1 was better than Dead Space 2 desu

Okay sure

dont be greedy

debatable. ds1 had a much better atmosphere and played better as a horror game since we had no idea what the necromorphs were, but ds2 was far improved from a gameplay and narrative standpoint (voicing isaac was actually a huge improvement, in part due to the mental health angle they went with).

also the handcannon was rad.

ds3 was hot garbage sadly

>It's another friends discuss their real life episode
I legitimately tab out when this happens. I've told them pretty often that I frankly don't care enough to pay attention, so they just kinda expect me to tab out now. Usually it's one in particular trying to tell me about the girl he saw at work

*marries both of u in rl*

Who's the most retarded player in Mateus?

DS2 was fucking garbage compared to DS1. DS3 was infinitely worse than either, but don't even try to act like DS2 was a worthy successor.

They sell raid weapons in the mogstation for 40 dollars they sell a coffee with the armor and weapons for 70. It's undyeable and it has a giant rabbit familiar sticker on it to identify you as a shitter. It can't be glammed. But it will be the ilv. Of the raid weapons of the current tier. But buying it also makes it forbidden to use the current raid loot rewards.
Would people still buy it.
Would it kill the game

oh definitely yeah better gameplay, i didn't like issac having a voice though. my first playthrough of ds1 will always stick with me though so i guess i am a bit biased

>calls them friends
>doesn't treat them as friendships or do things friends do

No okay, I am incredibly fucking tired of "Hey bro, let me tell you about this girl I saw for five seconds at my restaurant job. I think she was checking me out but I needed to get the milk"

Hopefully improve. I try to be as supportive as I can.

I usually end up changing the subject when they ask about me irl or 'disconnect'. I am a Elezen housewife...Not a loser male..

RP friends. I strictly always try to stay in character to avoid reality..

Mol

Didn't have enough gil to afford the right flower but fuck accuracy

... did he get the milk?

I don't know your name by heart yet.

if you don't care about or take an interest in their lives then you aren't friends. acquaintances at best.

I didn't know you were friends with chad

Probably. He proceeded to get suspended from that same job like a week or two later because he thought making sexual comments towards a new co-worker was something adults do in the work place
I'm rather fond of the idea of not being friends. He calls me one so it's whatever. He's also prison gay as shit in XIV

Where is Mado and Sandcat?..

give better look at face, I can't tell if she looks good or if its just the expression/camera angles

>dat deep cleavage

Is this the elezen witch you were going for? /thumbsup

MCH to 70 was worth it just for this

Don't bully my friends

>elezen thirsters
Cringier than maleposters