/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

>Is Skyrim Special Edition worth it?
Nope! SKSE and ENB will likely never be updated to work with it.

>Should I play Skyrim Special Edition or Legendary Edition?
Legendary Edition for the above reasons. Please do not ask again in the thread.

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- Elder Scrolls Online General
- Veeky Forums's Weekend Lore General
- Lewd General

>Thread was created with incorrect OP or a lot earlier than post?
Ignore and report; Wait for a correct thread to be made.

Remember to ignore and report shitposters.

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are we magic posting?

Waifus
Lore
Harmony

This cat as the OP image again? I wanted that treehouse picture instead.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I guess so...

Then make the thread.

why does that boy seem to have breasts?

And look at this left arm, it's much bigger than his right arm.

xth for ______

Magic increases estrogen, why do you think elves are so beta?

Poor kid spending too much time fapping.

Well knowing him, he definitely wasn't masturbating to naked women.

>fall for the mod organizer meem
>at least 3 mods don't even work despite the manual install "looking good" and LOOT not detecting any problems
fuck this, back to NMM

...

I have something to say and you're all going to fucking read it because I have no one around me that gives a shit.

Trade routes in Skyrim make no fucking sense.

There isn't a single fucking reason why Whiterun would be the "center of trade" in Skyrim. Its central location? It means dick. Ever look at historic trading centers of the world? 95% are port cities on a coast, the remaining 5% are river ports. Being in the middle of a large landmass doesn't make you its trade hub it makes you its backwater. Just to the West there's a heavily fortified settlement literally called Robbers Gorge that would make trade with Solitude damn near impossible, not that it matters becasue roads don't really matter.

Skyrim has this modern idea of how economics and transportation works. The fact that Whiterun has roads to it or that Falkreath is so geographically close to Cyrodiil means exactly dick. Falkreath wouldn't be heavily influenced by the Empire. it probably wouldn't even trade with it directly. There's a huge mountain range in the way and raiding mountain/forest roads is piss easy if you're a bandit. Pinewatch is a great example of this. If you trade at all you float shit down the river to Windhelm and from there to every port in Tamriel...Or you would if there weren't several big waterfalls in the god damned way and the damn river didn't shrink to knee deep water at some points.

At the very least Whiterun could potentially be a trading hub with some minor tweeks. If lake Ilinalta were to drain into the Karth River as well as the White river and lake Ilinalta connected somehow to lake Geir it would mean that Whiterun would effectively have a choke point on the river system and trade with all of southern Skyrim. As it stands though both Whiterun and Falkreath would be backwaters and so would for that matter be...

Theo is gay?

Riften.

Why in the shit does this place have a history of trade and riches? Especially with fucking Morrowind of all places. This fucking town that not an hours run away has a humongous castle plopped right ON THE ROAD teeming with bandits at one point in its history had some overland trade routes through the mountains into Morrowind? Fuck you, you're insane. The area would be full of tiny villages and farming communities with no history of great riches because it has no way of getting riches in or out. Those waterfalls near Ivarstead and Nilheim are enormous and the river system it connects to is only barely navigable anyway. Even if you attempted to portage a ship, OOPS! The roads you would use for that are crappy and poorly maintained not too mention too narrow and steep.

Having to travel through the bandit filled Fort Greenwall and onto Shor's Stone just to navigate my way through mountain roads filled with wolves and bears is not my idea of a safe trip when I'm pulling a handcart filled with Sujamma and Flin to the port of Windhelm....and act that itself makes no goddamn sense since Morrowind would be the natural trading partner of Windhelm anyway. It's literally right fucking there. You could probably get to Blacklight from Windhelm faster than you could get from Falkreath to Helgen. Which brings me to...

Markarth is another mystery.

It sits on the ass end of a shitty river system that cuts through the Reach, a land filled with Forsworn that constantly attack anything that doesn't share their taste in shitty facial tatoos. This place is supposed to be rich? It should be a glorified fortress with next to no civilians not the capital of a hold. 90% of the population should be either soldiers or workers with the remaining 10% being researchers studying the Dwarven ruins. The only thing coming out of the Markarth should be heavily defended river barges filled with silver that pass under heavily fortified bridges. Karthwasten should be the capital occupying the only riverside plateau of arable land in an hold filled to the ass with Rocks.

Windhelm and maybe to a lesser extent Solitude should be the trading hubs of Skyrim. Windhelm is at the mouth of an extensive river system that shit as it may be can still at the very least exploit lumber from the interior and help transport its goods to the rest of Skyrim. Solitude would get silver from Markarth and crops from Karthwasten and Morthal but more importantly is much closer to High Rock ports while Windhelm's closest trading partner, Morrowind, is an ash filled shithole after the Red Year. I guess they could trade with Argonians but half their shit is poisonous.

Sorry for the autism. I know, it's fantasy. but still.

follower when

>still no chubby followers

It will never happen. the engine cannot do anything other than perfectly chiseled models.

eh

Magic is for faggots.

Thuum is where it's at.

What outfit is that?

gameofdovahs.co.vu/post/125468511746/iamthekingofsass-nanas-outfitshop-02-raise-a

I RP as a Saiyan warrior and use exploits to make gauntlets that let me punch dragons that I first pepper with Incinerate and use a Special Beam Cannon Lightning Storm to knock them out of the sky.

It's very fun.

Though I do use Slow Time for super speed and Unrelenting Force to knock people back with my Super Saiyan Ki.

>saiyan
>using a namekian technique
???

boom !

Well what else does Lightning Storm look like? I already use Fire Storm for Nappa's attack.

TOO HOT

Do you guys know any DB mods that don't look like shit? I need a SSB wig.

Just use Wrye Bash for everything.

I guess we are magic posting...

>Nope! SKSE and ENB will likely never be updated to work with it.
FUCKING IDIOT

FUCKING RETARD

THE DEATH OF CUMSKINS MUST HAPPEN FUCKING WHITE PIEOCES OF SHIT DIE FUCKING DIE

Heiko/Maxeen/Ava pls

hibernation

show me his dicc

Still looking for someone to pull an old Morrowind mod outta their ass

Drow City Denizens

As amusiong as reading the drama and jerking off to things in the legacywaste is, it doesn't let me use these other mods any quicker

lol what ever happened to the "Fucking retard you piece of shit you nigger. You fucking nigger" bit? Has the pendulum swung a little too far on the other side?

also OSex seems to work perfectly with the new SKSE64 out of the box
beautifullofshit.tumblr.com/

chey pls

>beautifullofshit.tumblr.com/
FUCK YOU

That short-timer has fucked off a long time ago.

>beautifullofshit.tumblr.com/

oh my

Theo shouldn't have rejected her advances. Damn cockblocker.

Hey /tesg/. What quest mods would you guys PERSONALLY recommend? Even if it's already on tesgeneral.

imagine being this much of a dumb nigger

Any of Vicn's. Vigilant is probably the best by far. Unslaad is good, but short. Clockwork is pretty cool and you get a cool house. I'm playing Beyond Reach right now. I last played it shortly after it was released. Other than some of the voices being kinda crappy it's not too bad.

>beautifullofshit.tumblr.com/
wtf i love dicks now.

What are some good outfits for a trap?
Has to be UUNP I guess

With bulge? Absolutely none.

You could add the bulge yourself, I just need a good outfit.

...

falskar

Just use any girl clothing without cleavage/visible big breasts.

dont worry user, i got you covered ;)
i.imgur.com/PYruWC1.jpg

You eloquently put into words the very thing keeping me from ever touching Skyrim again.

I cant find any good ones that have UUNP support though.

your passion for trade routes is admirable.

Tldr:geography was a big fuck up by Bethesda,

If Skyrim were as you said,the Stormcloak/Imperial plot would be much more believable.If Ulfric had the biggest port(and de facto capital) of Skyrim,he would have the money and the influence necessary to rally most of its people.If Windhelm was the most important city of the province,then the Imperials would have to take it back asap,or else Skyrim would be incapable of paying the taxes needed to rebuild the Legion.

Is this OSex or SexLab?

its my gf

Where is Cummies

WHY ISNT NEXUS WOOOOORRRRKIIIINGGGG

All vampires are dead.

Is that screenshot SE or original?

None out of the box. I got lazy and just edited nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/78293/? to have a flat chest and wider/smoother middle to make it look more boyish. I tried to do others but I either got lazy, it was beyond my skill level, or I couldn't find a decent outfit to edit.

Is it legal to make a porn visual novel using Skyrim screenshots? Would /tesg/ volunteer their waifus as the love interests?

this is the first time in all my years of playing that i have experienced this sensation. i have no fucking clue which mod did this.

Who would you play as though? A waifu or a husbando? I want to play it from Ada's perspective.

Haven't used the booru in a while. Can anyone give me a clue as to why Gallery mode hangs on webms?

Go to the tesg website and download every waifu that starts with the letter A

Even AnnaLeise?

...

no, you'll go to jail

Maybe Uncle Sheo?

Especially AnnaLeise. Give her a corruption plot that turns her into a cock-craving bimbo and then change her model to Diana's while keeping the AnnaLeise name.

youtube.com/watch?v=DQ0-zAjBcm0

>love using bows in games
>sneak archery is boring as fuck

So don't fucking sneak you idiot.

stealth isn't a requirement for using a bow you dingus.

bitch

/tsg/ must accept that the whites must die, this shall be our accepted goal. This IS our accepted goal. Remove the cumskin. Kill the cumskin.

amen brother preach.

this is the new generation. The generation of BRETONS !

WE

But its useless without sneak

WUZ

KILLIN' CUMSKINS

>I don't know how to play the fucking game without playing the most cheese build
Also mods help immensely in making non-stealth archery better, along with pretty much any other build.

Get some.

> cumskins
Well, boi, then you are shitskins!

Stupid cumskin, you are already extinct. As you are dying off the world has become a much better place. Do the world a favor and kill yourself cumskin piece of white shit. Death to cumskins fucking retards.

i fuck ur wife and make breton babies

FUCK YOU CUMSKINS YOU WILL ALL BE KILLED

fuck sneaking, be a melee archer.
You go right up to their smug prick faces and bash it in before putting an arrow between the eyes.

Dyndolod.
Blame he cringe reddit worship of mod authors.

How long does processing meshes for atlas creation for dyndolod usually take? It's currently not responding. Not sure if it's going right or gone horrible wrong.

It takes abit of time, and Dyndo will sometimes just stop responding. That's totally normal.

Thanks senpai, I was getting worried.

Orsimer Y/N

please update the op to say that SKSE64 will be updated for special edition thanks!

signed todd 'radiant' howard

Y
The only interesting races are altmer and orsimer