Veeky Forums humor thread

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>The Desert Hedgehog

This made me kek

Wasn't expecting that one lel

As a royalist, I quêqued

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>Even less than a pole
>Reigned by: Doesn't matter

what i really want to know is what evidence is there that Skopje was the capital?

This one is pretty good

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>death: In wine

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That's not funny they always get faround too strong in my EU games

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>civilized
>balkan

>death: in a stable

Are they implying that poles were horse fuckers?

Are trolley problems welcome here?

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IIRC drinking wine was actually quite common in Germany before it that was eventually dropped in favor of the growing brewing industry

Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law.

youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

anyone got the version with communist revisionism and deng's socialism with chinese characteristics?

I've never laughed less in my life. You just know the guy who made this has a folder of FilthyFrank reaction images.

Oh good, a reason to post this.

Does anyone have the Luigi Cardona, Marshal of Italy image?

No, it's poking fun at how they used horses for everything. I recall there was a battle between Poland and Germany where Poland used horses against tanks and actually won that battle.

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>"gut ungarisch"?
why is the meaning of that questionable
isn't it just like "good version of hungarians"

what's the date of this?

oh fuck that's good

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>Pole mind: not paying attention
>Hungarian mind: even less than a pole
>Russian mind: nonexistent

>English
>feminine
>graceful
>fertile

whyboner

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Legitimately a prank that went way too far.

All star is a good song you autist

This is fabrication. No such battle ever existed

How the fuck did this happen?

funfact, Luigi Cadorna reintroduced the Ancient Roman punishment of decimation, where an underperforming unit would be lined up and one in every ten men would be killed to motivate the others

>there was a battle between Poland and Germany where Poland used horses against tanks and actually won that battle.
that is false, during the first day of ww2 a group of polish cavalry charged advancing infantry in an attempt to delay them so polish infantry could withdraw to a superior position. The Germans were completely caught off guard by this and retreated, when the Poles pursued them they were counter attacked by armored cars and withdrew after suffering some losses. Sławomir Rawicz was one of the cavalrymen in that battle and talked about it in The Long Walk. He said that the few minutes between when the German infantry fled and when they were counter attacked was the only moment when he actually believed that maybe Poland had a chance.

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>plenty of: bees
>fashion: furry

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I kek'd

The only thing funny in this thread is Veeky Forumstorians thinking they are funny.

Frozen harbor

Post more oggies.

ok

this one's more Veeky Forums humor but whatever

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It's the Völkertafel from the beginning of the 18th century

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>German trait: follower

And there's the following 300 years of German history, in one word.

>bulgarian "Empire"

That is actually amazing

I like this

So a few redditors were on Veeky Forums at once? What are you trying to prove here

Wine is still more common than beer in southwestern Germany.

FBI, NSA and Veeky Forums.

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>Reigned by
>Doesn't matter

Top fucking kek

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>Even the page's horse is laughing

>Scribe ? I have something that must go down in history.

>Russian
>Furry

anybody remember this one?
>you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

dale earnhardt alive numbr one #1 in dixie ….fuck the north ,..FUCKk ashol yankees no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. earnhardt aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yankee farm aminal with car magic now we the south rise again .kenya presidant barak obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and union wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. confederacy greattst countrey

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>Schuykill

That's a funny way of spelling 'skookle'.

i've heard people from PA pronounce it "school kill"

I live in southeastern PA, North of Philly. Here, it's pronounced 'skookle', though there's likely some variations.

>even their colony looks like a BBC

The Eternal Cuck strikes again

>J-G de Winter
kektimus maximus