TOTAL WAR GENERAL /TWG/

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War of the Beard Edition
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Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Eagle Gates First Look:
youtube.com/watch?v=dsOAg_jJFZE
High Elves Campaign Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=_mknieWm0P8
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – System Specs:
totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-system-specs/
Dark Elves Battle Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
Dark Elf Campaign Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0
New World Map Full Reveal:
youtube.com/watch?v=5vq6EORl57A
New World Map:
totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Skaven In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Dark Elves In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo
Total War Saga Announcement Blog:
totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/
Roster Reveal:
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/
FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/uGj4AUHR
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dsOAg_jJFZE
youtube.com/watch?v=_mknieWm0P8
totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-system-specs/
youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0
youtube.com/watch?v=5vq6EORl57A
totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo
totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/
pastebin.com/uGj4AUHR
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications
strawpoll.me/13922101
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/12/chinese-couple-seven-daughters-bought-baby-boy-carry-family/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_tmg
youtube.com/watch?v=ZElR0NNryIE
totalwar.com/blog/what-the-teams-are-working-on-07-06-17
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=906575425
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=836552166
youtube.com/watch?v=5kd1kauv2g4
4archive.org/board/tg/thread/43465833#p43474174
youtube.com/watch?v=4SVC_9V8K5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=uW_1-9E9fFE

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/twg/ consensus on Warhammer 2 Multiplayer Gameplay; "It's Great!"

JunkTop
JunkTop

High elf arty literally doing nothing

Hmmmmm

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The absolute state of OP edition

Evilember
Evilember

Why can't CA do proper mounts, there will have to be a mod again to actually put those Helfs on horses instead of shetland ponies.

StonedTime
StonedTime

those nets
sending in a column of temple guard onto the netted units between the melee

my dick

TechHater
TechHater

looks pretty bland and the artillery couldn't hit shit and does chump damage. It's not really looking like enough of an overhaul to be worth full rrp

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Derpy walk animations for the Helves

Whole animation budget went of dinosaurs I see

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

*nets*

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

T. buttblasted dwarf
Do you mean modern horses or Destriers

cum2soon
cum2soon

I AM SO CONTRARIAN. SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reminder.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I was noticing the same thing, that' speedwalk

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Tyrion jobbing hard

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the swordmasters of hoeth was descent

iluvmen
iluvmen

Tyrion runs away like a pussy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Tyrion gets cucked again

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tyrion getting terrified

SniperWish
SniperWish

Never make a new thread again OP. Pure eye cancer.
In other news: Stream is alright, horses are still too small.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The ABSOLUTE state of HELVES

DeathDog
DeathDog

absolute state of Tyrion

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

T Y R I O N B T F O

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is such fucking bullshit, what am I supposed to do with all these useless fucking roasties?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

no bullying on /twg/

Techpill
Techpill

Tomb Kings still not announced

This skaven meme has gone on for too long. CA needs to stop it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Give Helves to the best player
Gets repeatedly rekt

Oh my days

Emberfire
Emberfire

When I was a young man, I defended our general. As an old man, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has generously presented me with the most promising thread imaginable. I address you directly, OP.
Please listen, as if you were heterosexual and intelligent, and not a cum-guzzling, reddit-posting wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of ruining a thread before the first reply. You have brought upon us faggotry, shitposts, and autism. You are /twg/'s Helen of Troy. But then, a woman's role has always suited you best.

StonedTime
StonedTime

the absolute blunder that is a High Elf army

FastChef
FastChef

j-just wait until the game gets released HE really aren't UP guys!!!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

High Elves

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bolt thrower
0 kills

askme
askme

everyone keeps sucking HE fags dick
saying he'll show everyone what HE can do
gets completely btfo

JUST

DeathDog
DeathDog

When your daughters fuck your enemies you win

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It was only really shooting at the big monsters and it actually did decent damage to them

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

who is he fugging?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

BEST ELVES COMING THRU

Soft_member
Soft_member

How long until reddit starts crying about the helfs?

farquit
farquit

Everqueen, duh.

Emberburn
Emberburn

a single mazdamundi spell routed 2 white lion units

all is well in the world

Flameblow
Flameblow

The Phoenix guard is absolutely shit.

Thanks CA

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Just you wait until release!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

didn't kill any despite surviving till very end

it missed almost every shot and did piss damage what are you on about?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

J-JUST WAIT FOR RELEASE GUYS HELVES ARE FINE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

650 vs 475

Is this the state of total war?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This is going to add so much fuel to the high elf bitching.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

WHAT THE FUCK CA, WHY HIGH ELVES ARE SO WEAK??? Their units did jackshit, biggest Mary Sue of Warhammer, Tyrion gets blown out by a gush of wind again.

Soft_member
Soft_member

The forums were already crying about Helves being underpowered before this stream, expect it to intensify much more

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw was looking forward to High Elves

w8t4u
w8t4u

ponies for cav
weak heroes
artillery a joke
white lions, the badass hunters getting btfo by any other unit looking at them

wew idk, they seem super shit atm

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Besides the formatting what would you change

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't understand why not more people are bothered by this.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What is the best Total War game that I can play with the Roman Republic? With mods or not

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Jesus christ CA shoiuld just ditch martial prowess amd give a buff to the entire fucking army

Martial prowess was a mistake

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

White Lions get destroyed by low tier Dark Elf units in one game and by Ruination of Cities in one game
Phoenix Guard can't do shit to a big fat frog wizard that strolls into combat and steals their lunch money
Tyrion, with two bodyguard melee heroes, fails to do anything against anything

Asurfags btfo!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I think that walking animation speed up is something the engine does sometimes to "fix" a unit being too incohesive. I have seen it in the other warscape games

5mileys
5mileys

not all of us have GTX 1080s people

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the state of multiplayer, aka shit no one cares about

hairygrape
hairygrape

they aren't retarded?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Poorfags ruining the series once again. Atleast we don't have console cancer to ruin it further.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Dark Elves vs Skaven

It's time.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Because we're smart enough to understand that CA is doing Warhammer right now and if you brings monsters you will end up with a small unit count. It's not exactly rocket sciene that an army heavy on the elephants will be smaller than a SPEARMANII spam.

happy_sad
happy_sad

strawpoll.me/13922101

WHO LADS?! WHO?!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Pictured here: the typical roman army for the 5th century

Skullbone
Skullbone

People are retarded for wanting the games to improve instead of regreassing?

SniperWish
SniperWish

1070 doesnt max it out?

RumChicken
RumChicken

not having the latest gpu is poorfagging
yeah no.

MPmaster
MPmaster

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/12/chinese-couple-seven-daughters-bought-baby-boy-carry-family/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_tmg
more reasoon to have TWChina

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Probably because people are used to total war mp being that way

Methshot
Methshot

Ye it's the formatting. Get some space in there like it was in every normal edition for readability.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Except the average unit size has dropped down a lot, monsters or not

You can have monsters and you can have larger unit sizes across the board to compensate, instead we have total war skirmishes and monsters that do wreck tens of models with each swing but they all get up because CA had to impose a cap on max nr of models damaged since units are so fucking small.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

SAWUCE

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

gib stream link

Supergrass
Supergrass

that lightly armoured
Why

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

google "twitch totalwarofficial"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Except the average unit size has dropped down a lot, monsters or not

That is not the case at all, it was just expensive, low unit count armies. Remember how this is mp and these units have a static cost

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

1d4chan - skavuser

happy_sad
happy_sad

those Benny Hill witch elf walking animations

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

White lions the most badasses of badasses
Can't even get 30 kills

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CA BALANCING

Playboyize
Playboyize

QUEEK BTFO

TreeEater
TreeEater

aitchteeteepee://www.tweeeetch.tv/totalwarofficial

Emberburn
Emberburn

that Malekith just walking past Queek

RumChicken
RumChicken

Murderous prowess is gonna get gutted, shame really

FastChef
FastChef

Are those steam tank ramming animations on the delf chariot thing?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You mean the light armoured units? Desperation

Or do you mean why they aren't upgraded? Not available in africa and refer to answer one

cum2soon
cum2soon

they cost 800 gold, below Empire Greatswords

w8t4u
w8t4u

That is not the case at all, it was just expensive, low unit count armies.

That's not an excuse, you can have inexpensive units have 300 models and expensive ones have 200, instead we have inexpensive units have 160 and mid tier units 100, it's a complete downgrade compared to previous TW, so much for improvements to the engine.

Because of it we have Kholek smashing his massive hammer sending hundreds flying only to have killed 5 models with a swing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wonder what unit size they were playing on

Methshot
Methshot

It's a ramming animation yes

RavySnake
RavySnake

DE CONFIRMED OP FACTION

RumChicken
RumChicken

+25 melee attack is fucking insane in fairness.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

skaven getting shafted this hard

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

nah just removed from mp

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's +25%, not +25 raw.

Booteefool
Booteefool

White lions the most badasses of badasses
Every unit is the most baddass of badasses in their army book description.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

same one as the stank and doomwheel mr CA PR man, why does something that rolls have a ramming animation like that anyway

farquit
farquit

not avaiable in Africa
So FotE has region recruitment, cool

iluvmen
iluvmen

Jesus christ stop being so dense. It's based on TT, a unit of trolls just won't come in with 150 models.
And what are you even bitching about, are you really afraid that we will have 24 man SPEARMANII units; nobody can be this dense.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If you weren't a hollywood crowd newfag you'd have started with S1 with normal unit size, those numbers are fine.

Emberburn
Emberburn

not even worth my time

Emberfire
Emberfire

Wasn't it percentage based? I believe they mentioned something like that. Dark elves look really strong without it regardless.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

that battle
"close defeat"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

t.Tyrion

JunkTop
JunkTop

DARK ELVES PEPPER UR ANGUS 4 NERF

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

And yet a unit of poison globadiers has 48 models and a unit of grail knights has 60.

Jesus christ stop being so dense.

King_Martha
King_Martha

How would you want it to attack in melee?

5mileys
5mileys

I seriously hope someone makes a .webm out of that moment.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

rats
BTFO by the true phoenix king

SniperGod
SniperGod

malekith casually strolling around the battlefield
THE CHAD STRIDE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh, my bad, I thought it was a flat +25 for 20 secs or whatever.

+25% isn't quite so bad, but with Dark Elves already high melee, particularly with stuff like witch elves, that's going to be nasty.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

he has only just begun

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Holy shit, I love Malekith's walking animations. He is true chad of Warhammer.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No no. I don't have any buildings for armor and weapons

TreeEater
TreeEater

not at least putting him on a cold one

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just act like a chariot instead of doing stupid ramming animations, it makes "sense" for the stank but not for a chariot
should be like Volkmar's altar

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

1240 troop skaven army

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NU-TOTALWAR

Supergrass
Supergrass

no phalanx
no formation

Why should we pay for this shit again ???

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

White Lions bend to a fart going in their direction
Star Dragon melts like butter
Tyrion is a wet tissue
Phoenix Guard cant hold for 20 second

The absolute state of the helf faction

w8t4u
w8t4u

B..but muh spells

idontknow
idontknow

Anyone know in which table the buildings chains are located in

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

MP standard settings 2bh

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

all those mercs will kill you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So you'd rather have it sitting there magically hitting things instead of actually ramming? I really don't see how it wouldn't make sense.

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's honestly beyond me how anyone can enjoy this, last battle was literally 5 minutes long, that is against a tarpit faction like skaven.

Absurd.

w8t4u
w8t4u

CA will b-buff them.

Emberfire
Emberfire

My medieval 2 early game army has more units than this shit holy shit, fantasycucks WILL defend this

DeathDog
DeathDog

Maybe the High Elf guy should have focused more on ranged and magic units as their melee units seem to be absolutely worthless garbage.

FastChef
FastChef

white elves get btfo by units that counter them
star dragon gets btfo when it lands amongst 2 units of executioners
tyrion is a tissue
phoenix guard did hold for a long time considering they got rear charged by giant monsters
can't wait for reddit to complain until they are grossly op on launch

StonedTime
StonedTime

Get with the times grandpa, everyone wants an arcade experience now, not a slow, hours-long slog just so you can keep up with your shit-tier reaction time.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

So does my TWW early game army

King_Martha
King_Martha

the white lions were the big mistake, they were an 800 gold unit (cost less than greatswords) going up against giant monsters and buffed anti-inf units/executioners, they were in a really bad engagement both battles

Flameblow
Flameblow

So executioners hard counter both infantry and monsters?

Also, white lions got rekt by infantry and monsters, so what are they good against with their axes in your world? Cav?

cum2soon
cum2soon

An arcade experience is why I enjoy Rome 1 and Shogun 2

Techpill
Techpill

WE releases
B-but Wood Elves arent up
Norsca Releases
B-but Mammoths arent OP
Bretonnia releases
B-but Foot Squires arent OP

Everytime

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is it just me or is Europa Barbarorum really bland? Yeah everything is nice and historical now but it seems like everyone just has the same shitty spearmen and medium skirmishers.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

White lions really seem like some kind of half-assed AP unit that is kind of between great weapon marauders/dwarf warriors and greatsword/chaos warrior tier.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Please play a vanilla R1 battle and report again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Soon

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

15 DAYS, GIVE IT UP FOR 15 DAYS

takes2long
takes2long

everyone just has the same shitty spearmen and medium skirmishers.
Sound historically accurate

TreeEater
TreeEater

You could very much be describing medieval 2.

I still enjoy it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

magically getting kills
Are you retarded? Have you never used Volkmar or any chariot unit in WH1 or any other TW game?

I really don't see how it wouldn't make sense.
Because chariots can't MAGICALLY ram like that, is your argument for it doing so to turn off your brain and "dude magic lmao" you hypocritical cum guzzling drone? How the fuck do you think it makes sense for pic related to ram things, what's making it do that? Without the information to reach an understanding of the machinations of a steam tank you can accept that it can do that, but not this.

Illusionz
Illusionz

they are in-between foot squires and greatswords in price and don't have an anti-inf bonus. Executioners are the most elite delf inf. White Lions are presumably best used as a cheaper ap option to cut through defensive armored units. In battle one they got rekt hard by the corsairs with the hag support, and in battle 2 there weren't any units they would have been good against and they got rekt by monsters

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What is the best Total War game that I can play with the Roman Republic? With mods or not

Booteefool
Booteefool

Based Dogbert saving CA from the abyss

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You certainly are for defending this bullshit. Retard.

5mileys
5mileys

I play with ultra unit sizes and everything maxed out except shadows set to medium and I get great frames even on big battles with my 1070.

RumChicken
RumChicken

At least I got divinity original sin 2(and my current TWW/Shogun 2 game) to keep me entertained until that time comes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Really the two things White Lions should do is;

1. Kill monsters

2. Not run

Doesn't seem like they manage either of those.

w8t4u
w8t4u

warp lightning cannons fire a small green ball that doesn't arc or have any rng elements in terms of damage

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

See

Snarelure
Snarelure

Warp lighting cannons fire literal green cannonballs
Solar engine fires luminark bolts that ark

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Holy fuck, i get more and more disappointed with every release, how did they do it ?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

*THING* in Total War Warhammer's first official expansion pack is half-arsed

Why are faggots still surprised by this?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Other chariots are actually getting pulled by something while that thing IS just magically rolling along.

takes2long
takes2long

Careful now, the drones are here

DeathDog
DeathDog

yeah what the fuck is that about, what the heck GW

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Total War? More like Total Skirmish lmao

Nojokur
Nojokur

Stuff is shown
Influx of buttblasted historyfags

Every time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED???

DELFS = BELFS (BEST ELFS)
TYRION = KEK
HELFS = KEKED

King_Martha
King_Martha

Agreed.
Once you put the Death Hag on the cauldron, she should become solely a support unit, buffing others, not a fucking battle tank.

farquit
farquit

Since Rome II got absolutely slated, but still sold well, they realised they could put minimum effort in and still get rich so they've stopped trying.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Does Kislev get a unique defense building

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what's making it do that?

Magic.

It's not that difficult, anon.

massdebater
massdebater

Attila Total War

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's a retextured cannon firing retextured cannonballs m8, wat did you expect, a completely new unit?

cum2soon
cum2soon

not a unique defensive building, but they do get their little onion palace which boosts income in that province and gives newly recruited lords extra levels iirc

Techpill
Techpill

Careful now before you get called a histfag :^)

TechHater
TechHater

You can recruit pikes in Rome 2 right now anon. Just boot up the game and pick a hellenic faction.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

??????

cum2soon
cum2soon

retextured
Another word that's lost all meaning.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Magic.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

t.you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Anyone who calls out bullshit is a historyfag

$0.02 has been added to your account

Nojokur
Nojokur

you niggers actually wanted to play high elves first in campaign
its going to be broken as shit on launch isn't it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

calling ppl cucks and posting an overused laffin gif

le ebin btfo

massdebater
massdebater

TWW helven spears don't have deep rank attacks rule because TWW doesn't have formations

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What the fuck is everyone complqining about, we're a long preorder wh2 way away from release

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Guys how does this magical thing work? And don't just say it's magic that would just be cheating.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

wonder what troop size they were playing on

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

install sensible diplomacy mod
think its going to fix pants on head retarded diplomacy in Shogun
AI forgets about me as I chill out on my islands

I don't know if this is a real improvement.

MPmaster
MPmaster

From what I gather
One guy is really fucking mad about unit sizes.
One guy doesn't understand how a magical cauldron can drive around on its own.
Butthurt Helffags.

Methnerd
Methnerd

declare some war. it's not that hard you know.

TreeEater
TreeEater

So mp balance will probably have the delfs on top because murderous prowess automatically makes all of their units that much more dangerous. Helfs despite the memes will probably be number 2 due to a balanced roster and having the best lores of magic (life, light, etc). I think skaven will be better than lizardmen just because of how much the rampage stuff will gimp the lizards

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The bolt thrower almost killed the t-rex alone 2bh

Emberburn
Emberburn

what's making it do that?
idk. ask GW

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't care, still gonna play Helves first even if they're shit.

askme
askme

wtf the size/weight/strength ratios of dragons' wings are far too low for them to get off the ground
it's completely unrealistic that dragons can fly
also, how does necromancy work anyway, skeletons can't walk, they don't have muscles
and elves don't exist anyway

StonedTime
StonedTime

be sure to stack all your geisha in the province with the smuggling building for max moneymaking

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

One guy doesn't understand how a magical cauldron can drive around on its own
not him and I'm curious about that too. I know WH has wonky designs but this is fucking over the top nonsense.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I assume it kills in a voodoo murder k8nd of wat, makes sense to me. We cant all be grail reliquaes

iluvmen
iluvmen

Had no idea they stack. What does entertain nobles even do, boost growth or tax rate?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Helves being shit in mp really doesn't matter in campaign. Just like dwarfs on TWW release

Flameblow
Flameblow

LOVE ETERNAL

TechHater
TechHater

blood magic, I ain't gotta explain shit

I can't remember exactly which, but I'm pretty sure its growth

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's a magical chariot with a mind of its own, driven by hate.

It's not too different from the Hellcannon.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

HE getting cucked by all the races, like pottery

Emberfire
Emberfire

I feel like the chubster on the left would be the better lay. Strangely addicting this fucking gif.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How does the magical cauldron magically drive around?!

Literally by magic.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It is now September, and the return of the true Phoenix King is nigh. All across Naggaroth the legions of the Witch King beckon to their sovereigns summons.

Surveying his skin cloth campaign map for the last time, Malekith knows to be ever weary of the roving tribes in the north; and also not to be ignorant of any ambitious dreadlords.
Word has reached him that his mother has marched south without order, it is of little consequence, though the rumour that she has resurrected her cult of pleasure is troubling.

On Ulthuan his spies report that Tyrion is engaged with another cult, taking advantage of the conflict could allow the Witch King to establish another foothold on Ulthuan.

Further south where the shifting sands of Araby blow, it has been reported that the servile men of the Asrai have conquered swathes of land, the riches of this land could well aid Malekiths coffers if he chose to wrest it from them. Though another rumour, perhaps untrue, but not worth ignoring is that a hold of the ratmen is situated somewhere in this land.

Finally from out of the land of Lustria little has been heard, the most valuable pieces of information being that a notable lord of the lizardmen is currently fighting human settlers by himself, it could be advantageous to eliminate such an opponent as swiftly as possible. As for the other piece of information, it has been heard that the whoreson Teclis is leading an expedition on the southernmost tip of Lustria, supposing he survives the dangers of the land it would give Malekith great pleasure to have a rematch.

Regardless of where the first strike is made Malekith will control the vortex and regain his homeland. Domination by a best elf soon!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

One guy

Yes, it's always one guy with drones.

Methshot
Methshot

So Helves are just shit with expensive units that perform averagely?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why the fuck are people putting this much time into discussing a fucking ramming animation instead of the other things?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Droneposter pls.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ETERNAL

Terms and conditions may apply.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Because it's pants on head retarded even for Warhammer universe.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is it just me or does this pasta get longer every time it's posted?

Autism.

Evilember
Evilember

Universe where magic can be used as a power source
A stylised chariot powered by a magical source somehow breaks internal logic

Illusionz
Illusionz

Never, EVER post end t*mes AGAIN you hear me?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ywn be this autistic
feels good man

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

End times isn't total war canon. So yes. LOVE ETERNAL!

Techpill
Techpill

pivoting back and forward in a ramming motion as though the CHARIOT is on a fulcrum isn't beyond ridiculous

Firespawn
Firespawn

i's normally put in units of witch elves, like how the screaming bell goes in clan rats and the plague furnace in plague monks

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Shills trying to distract attention from actual issues

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Guys how do skeletons walk when they don't have muscles?

Techpill
Techpill

The muscles are invisible.

Methnerd
Methnerd

drank their milk

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I didn't even say it was magic. just to ask GW.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm more worried about the comical walking animations I saw the White Lions doing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

WRONG
They had their petit filous

Skullbone
Skullbone

Looked like large, since horse cav had 45 units.

Emberfire
Emberfire

how is he a drone?

SniperGod
SniperGod

This kills the Chariot autist

StonedTime
StonedTime

They run on hate.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I can accept general things that that since fantasy universe is inherently absurd but little things that don't make sense like this are annoying and "dude just turn off your brain, like, stop thinking" won't allay that.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Malekith dominates left and right just by striding all over the battlefield like a chad looking mildly annoyed, completely ignoring Tyrion and Queek like the betas they are
he's also a big guy

Best king.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I think it is just a guy that is a bit overzealous.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So I think we've learned:
do not get into a straight face-to-face infantry brawl against the dark elves (at least not when they've got their lategame units in the army)
do not get into a straight face-to-face infantry brawl when using the high elves
skaven armies require some heavy hitters, you can't just rely on clanrats & plague monks, the lack of armour will fuck you
lizardmen armies require some infantry, you can't just rely on monsters (seemed to be the problem when they played the skaven, ran out of supporting infantry units)
lizardmen also must take something to deal with missile cavalry
the net spell is still the best

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

petit filous

that brings me back

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

AY YO WHERE DA ASUR WOMEN AT?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Can accept corpses can move by magic
Can't accept chariots can roll by magic

This is the definition of autism my friend.

girlDog
girlDog

DELET

EVERQUEEN IS NOT FOR LEWD

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Skellies are traditional fantasy trope, if you can't understand why little retardations like something "moving itself" and pivoting back and forward with M A G I C isn't bothersome you might be mentally impaired

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Using low entity units for melee and being really evasive with the rest seems like the best bet against dark elves.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the only one here who is mentally impaired is the person sperging out over a giant blood cauldron on wheels in a fantasy game

King_Martha
King_Martha

Malekiths running animation is just his walking animation but faster
I actually like it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Thanks
ABH and the Ancient Empires Mod Team
Last edited by ABH2; November 26, 2015 at 12:19 AM.

farquit
farquit

GUYS HOW DOES THE BLOOD STAY IN THE BOWL, WHY DOESNT IT DRY OUT AS WELL
how does bathing in blood make you young

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

he's so big other elves have to run to catch up to him when he starts walking faster

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No one give the cauldron autist anymore (YOU)s and hopefully he'll go away.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

So Is vanilla rome 2 good now or do I need to mod it?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

literally treating his mother as a side-chick
How can one Elf be this alpha?!!!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Do you seriously want to play Rome 2? What is wrong with you?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I really hate when people use the "dude it's fantasy so everything gets a free pass no matter how unreasonable lmao" argument. In this case it's more about how this DElf chariot is not any sillier than other units. It's in line with the setting. Bones are objects (even if they used to be a part of something living) and they get reanimated through magic, the Tomb Kings will have stone golems, the hellcannon is sentient. That autist just has to accept it's plausible.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want to play as early/republican/imperial rome :(

likme
likme

And I suppose the ramming is from some wizard behind the lines flicking his fingers back and forward controlling the thing.

TechHater
TechHater

It seemed to be the same for Witch Elves. They just do their walk animations faster. Could be placeholder but it looked pretty dumb.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

this.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The cauldron should be kept within your suspension of disbeleif because it is powered by khaine

Methnerd
Methnerd

He just is. It's beyond your comprehension.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The fact that his mother isn't bearing his kid is a sign of being beta.

viagrandad
viagrandad

So what is Morathi's end game anyway?

Using the Vortex to suck Slaanesh up into her dusty old cooter, to be imprisoned there for all time?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Just like how each and every skeleton is directly remote controlled by one necromancer, right?

Methnerd
Methnerd

fuck Aenerion
birth Malekith
fuck Malekith
more sons
See pic related but gender flipped

likme
likme

That's the only wait the chariot doing so would work otherwise, I can accept within the realm of fantasy skeletons operating as automatons under the power of the necromaster's magic.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I can accept magical automation

We're done then.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

READ IT AND WEEP

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Helfs get utterly rekt in multiplayer stream
Still no cinematic trailer

IT'S NOT FAIR

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DAY

5mileys
5mileys

That's not what I said though, skeletons are a traditional fantasy trope, are humanoid and don't do stupid shit like be a chariot and ram things somehow, the independent acting is tangential anyway.

TreeEater
TreeEater

HIGH ELF BROS STAY STRONG.

CA's faggotry will not extinguish us.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

what
the
fuck

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I can accept within the realm of fantasy chariots operating as automatons under the power of the Hag's magic.

Stick a fork in it, your "argument" is DONE by your own words.

Inmate
Inmate

Haha warhammer right guys? Sigmar! Haha

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I can accept magical automation but not THIS magical automation because it's.. uh... not traditional enough for me :(

Okay.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I can accept magic can be used to move a bipedal humanoid like a puppet, but not the infinitely simpler task of making something on wheels roll forwards and backwards

epic memes

TechHater
TechHater

i looked it up and bassicaly the guy is some sort of immortal and so bang his daughters etc , the guy bassicaly have so much relatives trought that shit that they dont know they are related , so bassicaly cousin incest everywhere

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wooden hulls

Soft_member
Soft_member

I suppose I could be that's tangential to the ramming argument I've been making.

I'm gonna ignore the rest of the post and act smug and snide about it also

Okay.

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's her endgame but male.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

/his/

Soft_member
Soft_member

Don't worry anons, we'll all get trailers soon™.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

being a helf fag in 2017

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's a wild world

SniperGod
SniperGod

Rune Guardians when?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Cauldron of Blood moves on its own because of MAGIC

I suppose siege towers also move on their own because of MAGIC huh?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

made this just for you anon

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

click siege tower
attack wall
it rams the wall
wall falling breaks the tower and kills my men
bravo CA

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

*perform shit as fuck

FastChef
FastChef

Vampire Counts towers literally float on a carpet of magic

BUT EXPLAIN THE PHYSICS!?!?! DONT JUST SAY MAGIC!!!

Nojokur
Nojokur

Regather your thoughts before posting again, that was an embarrassment.

Flameblow
Flameblow

EXCUSE me??

Evilember
Evilember

perform averagely

Considering White Lions folded instantly in both games, the Star Dragon, which really should > every other monster in the game, got rekt by a magic bucket o' blood on wheels and some anti-infantry troops, and Tyrion, their best melee lord, got rekt and ran away in both games, I'd say 'average' would be pushing it.

It's not like he was bringing the cheapest units in their roster, he was loading his list with expensive, high-end stuff like Star Dragons, Dragon Princes and Phoenix Guard.

girlDog
girlDog

there is nothing about it moving on it's own.

massdebater
massdebater

for (you)

Skullbone
Skullbone

all the absolute retards in this thread complaining about army sizes

These have to be refugees from /v/, right? Anyone who's actually played the game can clearly tell they have Medium size units and Large funds, which restricts you from fully filling up a stack.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are the Helves the Dwarfs or Chaos of TW WH2?

girlDog
girlDog

heh... not so fast

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

white lions were in shit matchups both times, and the stardragon only started getting btfo when it landed into 2 units of executioners. The phoenix guard and dragon princes both did well

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Does "Star Dragon beats 5 good units + a support unit in mp" makes for good gameplay though?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Some do, yeah
Burning Towers of Ashquay when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dwarfs because they're not behind a pre-order wall.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

all the absolute retards in this thread complaining about army sizes

No, we are having a more important discussion about a fucking ramming animation.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nice try

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

they are the empire of twwh2, since they have a balanced roster with good magic variety

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I feel like he kind of wasted the star dragon's breaths as well. He mostly threw them into unblobbed infantry when it's supposed to be good against single units for the star dragon if I remember correctly.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It shouldn't have won, but look at how fast it's HP dropped until he dropped a life spell onto it to shore it up, it'd have died in seconds otherwise. It should be a tough unit, particularly against units who aren't meant to kill monsters, how quickly would it have gone down to shit like Black Guard?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Does this mean that on launch they'll have something as broken as Demigryphs?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Already planning out my stacks. 2 stacks worth:

HQ:
Tyrion
Prince
1 Loremasters of Hoeth
1 Noble
200 White Lions of Chrace (Honor Guard)
Elites:
400 Phoenix Guard
400 Swordmasters of Hoeth
180 Dragon Princes
Infantry Detachment:
600 Spearmen
600 Lothern Sea Guard
180 Archers
Cavalry Detachment:
180 Silver Helms
8 Ithilmar Chariots
Heavy Detachment:
12 Eagle Claw Bolt Thrower
Frostheart Phoenix
Flamespyre Phoenix

Will replace Archers with Shadow Warriors as soon as they get here. Maybe slot in Ellyrian Reaver Archers for skirmishes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

The one true complaint about this stream was the lack of Tomb Kings.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

writing out the actual number of soldiers
Is this autism

Soft_member
Soft_member

if he was really doing that he would have changed more than 1, 10+ posts complaining about a ramming animation still shows his advanced autism

assuming CA listens to everyone whining about how they think they are weak, yes

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fair enough. I didn't actually notice the heal, I just thought it got routed with almost full hp because of army loss.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

wait how is that similar? aren't the siege towers because CA are just laze but the cauldron is because GW are laze?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

not recognizing both posts were jocular
think you might be the autismo here

WebTool
WebTool

Not giving each individual unit a unique name

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

More Dwarfs when?

hairygrape
hairygrape

/v/

go back anytime

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Do you see what you have wrought by not heeding my sage advice

happy_sad
happy_sad

SEND ME TO VENGEANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You're doing it wrong. The Chad is meant to be a comedic exaggerated opposite.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hopefully soon, Maybe the New World mining companies will give them an excuse to have Thunderbarges and such.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Skaven and dark elves best races fuck having people trust you.

Inmate
Inmate

you don't need trust when you can bet on people acting in their own interests, which let's face it is 99% of human history.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

well here , here and here :^)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you don't need trust when you can bet on people acting in their own interests

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Your brain would implode if you had to make an OOB for steel panthers or HOI

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

im smart and u stupid haha :)

DeathDog
DeathDog

the southern realms/dogs of war dlc
still no pike&shot or proper spear wall in general

What would be the point?

likme
likme

Divinity Original Sin 2 comes out tomorrow
2 weeks until Total Warhammer 2

September and October and going to as comfy as possible

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

been playing XCOM2 non-stop since expansion
warhammer 2 soon
Times are good. I still need to play D:OS.

askme
askme

TWW2 releases on the exact day of my exam

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Have a full week off from the 28th of Sep to the 4th of Oct of combined vacation days, weekend and a day I had off anyway

Gonna play some FUCKING video games

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do I even need to finish D:OS to play 2 or are they unrelated?

Illusionz
Illusionz

G O B L I N S

Playboyize
Playboyize

You're late.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I think they have something of a point, but it's no big deal anyway since modding unit sizes is incredibly easy,

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

faction unlocker in the combined campaign is gonna be good

Soft_member
Soft_member

Going full autismo because of one-itis ex gf, I can't enjoy things anymore.

idontknow
idontknow

Nagash still not announced

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fuck you you're not my real dad!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Did someone say rape?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What do you guys think about a Cuque: Total War.
It is a Total War game about cucking your enemies. The Campaign plays during the Abelasici Narcissa Era in which Heir of Carthage cucked Prince of Macedon super hard.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The only acceptable form of cucking is cuckqueaning.

hairygrape
hairygrape

3edgy5me
How would your grandparents react to seeing your post?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Indeed

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

AAAAAAHHHHHH

IOURNIA

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Give me a quick rundown on the Irish.

eGremlin
eGremlin

how jealous do you think morathi gets when she see's malekith having a good time with a qt dreadfu?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Potatoes but shaped like people.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Verminous Scum

whereismyname
whereismyname

DON'T

cum2soon
cum2soon

White niggers.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Only saved from people the most worthless people in Europe by the existence of the Polish.

StonedTime
StonedTime

She masturbates furiously to this new degenerate experience.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is there porn of that
please tell me there's porn of that

FastChef
FastChef

Must be like a pound of thick cut corned beef down there.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why does Malekith fuck his mom and why did he never get her pregnant?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

A healthy balance between fantasy and history related funposting is important for the overall health of the general, Anon.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because she's hot and how do we know he hasn't?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Tell me about Brennus! Why the wings?!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

uhhhhh they are know for not liking some other island people I guess.

5mileys
5mileys

Because his balls are too burnt to function.

Methshot
Methshot

why did he never get her pregnant?
dude's nuts were roasted by the flames of asuryan, he is most likely shooting blanks

thats definitely arminius, note the Cherusci emblem on the shield

King_Martha
King_Martha

I really want to play a Dwarf campaign but I heard they're just too easy to play

Thoughts?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

history cucks are spamming the warhammer 2 forums with their bitching at CA for no history crap

can you guys just move on already?

this is a warhammer general now

StonedTime
StonedTime

why did he never get her pregnant?
She is oldest elf alive, she became infertile thousands years ago.

farquit
farquit

THIS

takes2long
takes2long

Migratory campaign to Norsca.

Bidwell
Bidwell

total roll: rollhammer

Inmate
Inmate

Try playing as Ungrim, Try to keep his starting Slayers alive for more than two battles.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I AM PRINCE AND EMPEROR

idontknow
idontknow

Morathi is often cited as being one of if not the most beautiful woman in the Warhammer world. Plus, she's thousands of years old.

You're not gonna not, you know?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

clan angrund

MPmaster
MPmaster

guys my driving test is the exact same day as the warhammer 2 release

not entirely sure whether this is a good thing or not

iluvmen
iluvmen

It is the year 422 A.D, only a couple years after the death of Emperior Flavius Honorius Augustus, a great governor, reformator and the one responsible for the Wesern Empire's continued prosperity in times the Eastern Empire was broken and limited to but an Island. His reigh might have started with considerable losses of Roman Soil, but the lands were since reclaimed. Honorius also forged an unbreakable alliance with the tribe of Vandals, who were given Belgica in exchange for being not only staunch allies but protectors of Roman borders for the many tribes marauding in the wastelands. Honorius brokered peace with many of the new countries now occupying the lands of the former Eastern Empire, most importantly turning Asia into a client state and by that taking Constantinopole under Roman rule. Most importantly, it was his legions, encamped on our Eastern Border, who broke the back of the Hunnic war machine and felled the great Attila the Hun. His deeds will be forever remembered.

And now, his son, Emperor Camillius Piso is also making a name for himself. Not only did his legions succesfully subjugate the Franks, destroy the Danes and delocalize the Angles, they claimed Gothiscandza as a new Roman province, spreading the light of civilization to previously untouched places. Moreover, the joint offensive with the Eastern remants on the coasts controlled by the Sassanid-Lakhmid alliance was very succesfull and crushing for the Persian military, allowing our new Himyarite and Lakhmid allies to sweep in from the south and destroy the former Eastern Empire entirerly. Truly it is a glorious time for Rome.

Roma Invicta.

DeathDog
DeathDog

No Karl, you are the demons

Techpill
Techpill

THE GODS BE PRAISED

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

settling the vandals
were you inspired by that other anon who did that?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not according to canon :^)

WebTool
WebTool

She probably fucks around more then Malekith does

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Any news on the next historical TW?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Don't tell me you use Slayers like infantry

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Malekith will never be your Dad

Which one? The Saga game or the big one?

Saga looks like it's gonna be British Isles All we know about the big hist title is that it's a setting they haven't done before. And then there's the campaign pack probably for R2, coming at some point.

Supergrass
Supergrass

not getting her pregnant when he still could

happy_sad
happy_sad

My odds?

likme
likme

www.twitch dot tv/helpinghans

If you want a good laugh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Flankers, yeah

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nope, started the campaign half a year ago (came back to it recently) and did that very early, as soon as they entered a land I was ok with loosing. I did the same for the Suebi in Lucdunensis but that region was later taken over by the displaced Saxons- which allowed me to kill the Saxons and retake the whole province. The Suebians then migrated east and were slaughtered by Huns, sadly.

The people I'm currently at war are the Sclavenians, and they're far away, so right now we're just gathering forces and thinking about our next move.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

But he could have impregnated her earlier.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is there a skellie faction?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Thanks, dude. Yeah, that's definitely Ireland. Could possibly be pre-Charlemagne Bretwalda.

As for the big hist title, any strong rumours/predictions?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Malekith doesn't want to impregnate his mother

hairygrape
hairygrape

in TWW2?
Vampire Coast = undead Pirates
Tomb Kings = major DLC
remnants of the Strigoi Empire = placeholders at release for Tomb Kings

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

potentially get cucked by his own kid

Why would he want this.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What a gay

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

____ __

Soft_member
Soft_member

lmao wut a faget

idontknow
idontknow

REPAIR
IT

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

implying

Spamalot
Spamalot

Star Dragon has cosmic purple fire when it uses it's breath ability
has shitty zombie dragon vomit breath when it lands
Nice quality control CA

TreeEater
TreeEater

Stop dreaming

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

BUUB II!

cum2soon
cum2soon

youtube.com/watch?v=ZElR0NNryIE
ooohhhooh shit get the water nigga

whereismyname
whereismyname

In this article they call the setting "unique" and that they're doing some UI and enviromental work to capture the mood. There's also talk about character interactions and "major personalities".

Some people think this sounds like China. It could be Renesaince and the Ancient world before Rome too though, I think. I'd like it to be TW Victoria but they've technically done that time period with FotS.

totalwar.com/blog/what-the-teams-are-working-on-07-06-17

Lunatick
Lunatick

He probably just doesn't want any chilsren. The children he does have are probably accidents he completely ignores. Probably kills sometimes. Malekith is the worst dad.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So I can beat him with 30 fanatics 4 mortars and 4 halberds next time right

TechHater
TechHater

Sorry fags, but it IS loreful to have Foot Reiksguard in the Empire armies.

An elite option to the Swordsmen and Halberdier units makes sense. I don't download the Greatsword variation, therefore the actual Greatswords are still used as a flanking elite option.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I bet a copy of Warhammer 2 you win. Better follow through.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

mebbe

SniperWish
SniperWish

Maybe one

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is this a copy pasta?
well done anon nice and cheeky, if I had ignored the walls and kept the cav in reserve for longer I might have won

massdebater
massdebater

But do they get Honest Steel? Because if not, chances are I'd still rather get normal state troops.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

And of course I can't retreat because I didn't earlier

Lunatick
Lunatick

He probably just doesn't want any chilsren

Bit late for that, a plurality of the noble lines of Naggaroth descend directly from him

iluvmen
iluvmen

Looks like you have to SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Their chaff did far better than IU thought it would

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

objectively the best period of warfare in human history.

girlDog
girlDog

Any mods to give empire units different uniforms?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Irish and grace poster should be gassed

happy_sad
happy_sad

not bronze age warfare with its /fa/ armour

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Damn...

Post campaign also what mods do you use fellow countrymen?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Unique Empire States
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Regional Recruitment
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DeathDog
DeathDog

this is a warhammer general now
the one game left before we will ban you forever back to /tg/
Feelsgoodman

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

bloody fighting on the walls goes on for a while
AI finally commits the units guarding the way to the capture point
make my light cav run for the capture point through the wall breaches I made with my mortar/cannon units.

This siege battle was pretty fun.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Now that is awesome..

Is it just cosmetic I hope?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

square of bronze held on with straps
cone helmet
/fa/

move aside

Spamalot
Spamalot

give me youtubers that aren't faggots i need to git gud at fall of the samurai

5mileys
5mileys

He could fuck his own child.

takes2long
takes2long

best selling Total War franchise ever
stopping at 2 games
Oh you poor hisfag. You should have fled to /gsg/ like the others when you had the chance.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Line infantry fags or pike and shot fags? Who is worse?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

fantasyfags

Playboyize
Playboyize

Please don't reply to your own post

Snarelure
Snarelure

All that was left after Franz fell, they shall each be given a farm for their efforts
the ways they shaped bronze was just 10/10

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why does this kpop have the pax romana symbol on his jacket?

idontknow
idontknow

Or what?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

best selling Total War franchise ever
[citation needed]
stopping at 2 games
Once the license is out it's stops.
But even if CA will continue making fantasy games, it will be LoTR game, or GoT, where instead of poor and unpopular Warcraft clone for 8 years old kids (yeah, daily reminder, that AoS boxes rated 8+, lower than any serious fantasy setting) we will be able to defend the cities against shitskin invasions
youtube.com/watch?v=5kd1kauv2g4

happy_sad
happy_sad

Who even thinks of these outfits. The fuck is that.

Methshot
Methshot

That's the Chi-Rho, it's a Christfag thing.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Thats cultural appropriation and should'nt be used that lightly.

Booteefool
Booteefool

they do not, but they benefit from every reiksguard and regular infantry bonus from skills/technology

here's their stat card, costs 3x a swordsman

iluvmen
iluvmen

where instead of poor and unpopular Warcraft clone for 8 years old kids (yeah, daily reminder, that AoS boxes rated 8+, lower than any serious fantasy setting) we will be able to defend the cities against shitskin invasions

The absolute STATE of hisfags

Inmate
Inmate

the pax romana symbol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Warcraft clone

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

See

FastChef
FastChef

Although Manfred could take the Moot in a single night, Alberich Haupt-Anderssen deems his time better spent raiding Ostermark and taking it from Counts of Slyvania

askme
askme

Chi-Rho
Remarkably close to pax romana I guess. Thanks though.
I kinda like his jacket honestly.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Dismounted reiksguard has always been my favourite empire unit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Or else I will throw you out along with the Kirishitans

mentions GoT
and wanks about defending against "shitskin invasions"

A parody post right?

5mileys
5mileys

what am I supposed to do with all these useless fucking roasties?
incest is the obvious solution

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

picrelated
not a Blizzard paladin rip-off

Lunatick
Lunatick

You can't stop me, I'll always be here. I'll always be gnawing away at the roots of your general, clawing, biting, ripping out what you love about it piece by piece until it's as hollow inside as you are.

takes2long
takes2long

the most esoteric of the european peoples

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

age of shitmar

Skullbone
Skullbone

Literally nobody fucking likes AoS.

Firespawn
Firespawn

implying people will eat endless unbalanced monster spam through a 3 games
mentions GoT
and wanks about defending against "shitskin invasions"
A parody post right?
Why?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I smile everytime.

StonedTime
StonedTime

sage of shitmar
warhammer
Pick one

Also, if anything it's ripping off 40K spess marines, which is part of the reason AoS is such garbage.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Literally saved Western civilization.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

AoS makes far more than fantasy ever did
Okay so he has plate armour, an iron halo, and lions on his armour, oh and he has melanism

DeathDog
DeathDog

Rome 2 DEI

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

there is no "pax romana symbol" you nigger, it's just a word used to describe the period of peace brought by roman hegemony
what you're seeing is the chi-ro aka the "symbol" of the christian roman empire

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

implying it wouldn't be the next Warhammer Total War game
Also, it's literally the same shit as your game

Spamalot
Spamalot

inbred sheep-fucking slavers
saving anything other than their cries of pain for when the potato crop is bad

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oh interesting. I always associated that symbol with pax romana for some reason. Even googling "pax romana symbol" brought it up. I love learning about Roman history. Thank you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

AoS makes far more than fantasy ever did
[citation needed]

Besides, AoS has been out like two years it's not going to have made more than WHFB that lasted DECADES.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You should look up what a texture is

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Only because they thoroughly normieized it.
Celtic Monks literally preserved the great knowledge of the Romans that would otherwise be lost. Welsh and Irish Academics were in high demand during the Dark Ages.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Probably does if you dont account for inflation, and by that I meant far more than 2004 or so to end times

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

There are 91 units of Huns in this picture. I've killed so many 20-40 stacks of them before this that they've dropped from strength rank 1 to 4. Why does CA think fighting horde upon horde of souless monsters makes a good lategame obsticale?

Its literally the same thing in Warhammer except Chaos are more likeable and humane than the Huns

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

christian
roman empire
Pick one.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why?

Well the AOS post confirmed it. I laughed.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

SACRUM ROMANUM IMPERALIS
thoroughly normieized it.
No they cut out nuance, why else would skaven be redditrats and lizardmen DINOSAURS ON DINOSAURS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

except Chaos are more likeable and humane than the Huns
lmao. True though

MPmaster
MPmaster

Angloid nobles licked the dirty feet of Irish monks from the remotest islands

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

g-g-guys thjey totally not going to make game about more popular settings

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

AoS
Considering how Warcraft was made, it's closer to the reverse.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I can't find a LCS that carries it. Only toy stores.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Oh fuck it is slavposter.

Bidwell
Bidwell

AoS makes far more than fantasy ever did

Gee, I wonder if that has anything to do with them revamping the rules so it's actually possible to PLAY the fucking game.

Seriously, aside from GW's complete refusal to actually market it, the problem with Warhammer fantasy lay in it's ruleset. You're not gonna lure in new players, especially not kids and teens, if you say:
"NO! You're NOT going to play with those models you bought that you thought looked good, you're gonna buy 8 boxes of basic skeleton warriors/elf spearmen/state troops first and then you're gonna paint ALL of them and you're gonna LIKE IT or else NO GAME FOR YOU"

likme
likme

Why the fuck is the alps SO underwhelming in ALL versions of Total War?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

so it's actually possible to PLAY the fucking game.
When wasn't it, and it's more the marketting showing you can play it with just two kits

Booteefool
Booteefool

You do realize that "How the Irish Saved Civilization" is a meme history book like "Guns, Germs and Steel" and not in any way considered academic. Most of that 'knowledge' they saved was bought from Byzantium and the Muslim empires to the East where Greek and Roman works were still studied and not burned or suppressed by a god-bothered christfags in Rome.

cum2soon
cum2soon

CA_Whelan
3:56PM
We're still working on balance. That build isn't the most up to date and the High Elves are already stronger than the version we had on the stream

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

"NO! You're NOT going to play with those models you bought that you thought looked good,
So just like AoS, where only 3-4 actual armies?

Firespawn
Firespawn

That dark elf chariot thingy moving on its own ramming people is the most retarted thing I've ever seen in a total war game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

they have to scale it with the size of the campaign. It looks much better on the smaller campaign maps
HatG
TLR
AoC

WebTool
WebTool

Don't forget.

Hey guys, we are finally updating fantasy battles. here is some really expensive large models. That's all!

eGremlin
eGremlin

HRE

MPmaster
MPmaster

"NO! You're NOT going to play with those models you bought that you thought looked good, you're gonna buy 8 boxes of basic skeleton warriors/elf spearmen/state troops first and then you're gonna paint ALL of them and you're gonna LIKE IT or else NO GAME FOR YOU"
Nice strawman, island of blood had some illegal unit sizes IIRC, and there was nothing stopping you getting a few kits with your FRIENDSm you have those right anon
No he means a limit on rare and special unit choices

Inmate
Inmate

The Dark Elf chariot is powered by the blood and souls of ass blasted his fags

Emberfire
Emberfire

There are 91 divisions of Bolsheviks in this picture. I've killed so many 20 divisions armies of them before this that they've dropped from 196 millions of population to 170 millions. Why do the Allies think fighting horde upon horde of souless monsters makes a good latewar obsticale?

Its literally the same thing in WW1 except Tsarists are more likeable and umane than the Bolsheviks

WebTool
WebTool

No he means a limit on rare and special unit choices
Nah, he means limit on every unit choices.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No it's not the size. I get in the grand campaign it's smaller, and on the last roman it's huge. But there are a million safe passages through it. Annoying as fuck.

Nojokur
Nojokur

They're pretty fucking OP. Looks like the modder doesn't understand how bonuses work.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They're the Dark Elves. It's a miracle their civilization is functioning given their deaths on the battlefield an daily practices.

Skullbone
Skullbone

we are finally updating fantasy battles
so you missed 8th edition where tomb kings got plastic guard, or dark elves getting plastic withc elves, and so on and so on
Pope is infalliable when the words are invoked m8
But you could make an army of just spearmen and a general, much like in historical TW

Techpill
Techpill

I don't care, getting run over by what is basically a monument with a bunch of naked bitches on top with nothing to move it looks retarded as fcu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's exaggerated a good deal and the author is a faggot but the points are still cogent as Irish monks did considerably contribute to the revitalizing of Christianity in the West of Europe and the preservation of knowledge in books we may otherwise not have had. It's more pop history for Irish-Americans than a dusty product of academia but the core points still stand, angloid.

Emberfire
Emberfire

But you could make an army of just spearmen and a general,
And be totally wiped out since close combat have no preferences instead of shooting and magic and your spearmen doesn't have any good rules

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Damn these farms make alot of money

Illusionz
Illusionz

owo what's this

Methnerd
Methnerd

When wasn't it

If you didn't devote 50% of your army to "Core" units you literally couldn't play Warhammer Fantasy Battles.

You mean that thing that made it even easier to play with just the models you actually liked since there are fewer restrictions on what models can be used together?
Look, Age of Sigmar is a fucking mess from a lore an aesthetic perspective, but looking at it as a tabletop wargame it is INFINITELY preferable.
Buy a few boxes of stuff you think looks neat
paint the models
download the rules for free on the website.
Play.
That's a real fucking pitch. In Fantasy it went like this.
Decide ahead of time which fairly restrictive grouping of guys you want to play with
Buy a few boxes of things from that group you think look neat
Then buy even more boxes of guys from that faction you probably DON'T think look need to fulfill point requirements
Then buy two overpriced rulebooks
The paint all the stuff you bought, even the stuff you're not excited about
Then find someone who has a balanced army of roughly the same amount of points as you do
Then play
If you can't understand why one of these would sell better when pitched as an actual game rather than a fictional setting (Shit that newcomers don't care about yet) then you're just delusional.

"Just ignore the rules"
This is a shitty argument, if you're selling a game that has a rulebook (That you charged the kid like 60 bucks for by the way) telling that kid to then just ignore the rulebook makes for a pretty fucking confused salespitch. That kind of freeform play needed to be baked into the rules from the start, in fact it needed to be the default, with point restricted play being the "competitive" variant or something to that effect.

whereismyname
whereismyname

retarded pimp wagon
It does look kinda stupid though.

On tabletop you placed it in a unit so it looked fine cos it was the unit who were obviously pushing the cart around.

In Total War it's some fucking magic car and it's damage comes from it ramming into units rather than the witch elves.

eGremlin
eGremlin

what mod is that

Bidwell
Bidwell

This reminds me of this funny little incident way back related to /twg/

4archive.org/board/tg/thread/43465833#p43474174

and

Also, may be some advices or help (if they are orks, than our tjread needs something like space marines) to d rivr thek back for a while, and return good old days of historixsl twg?

Imagine being this pathetic. Not to mention all the time he spent on /twg/ doing this "crusade"

massdebater
massdebater

They always pull this shit. Why not use something that is up to date then? It's like 'work in progress' on all of their videos and shots even if its a day before release.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

People gotta eat.

farquit
farquit

Soon in both AoS and Total War

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it makes some good points about Ireland being one of the most successful bronze age societies outside of the fertile crescent and that Ireland served as a refuge for learned men in times of crisis at various times.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

but looking at it as a tabletop wargame it is INFINITELY preferable
Yes but Fantasy Battle is by and large the more valuable IP, Wargaming is waning across the board and GW really needs to continue to push the vidya if they want to stay alive.
Hopefully the rumors of a Gotrek and Felix Netflix series aren't just that.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Or you could like buy a battalion, or the STARTER set for STARTERS and then slowly build an army up
My GW runs saturday sessions just for kids, check if your local GW does one
Khaine drinks the blood of the cauldron so why not power it, vlad is also in this game
doesn't even beg in the right thread
woah

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Gothic TW: Chronicles of Myrtana

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But they didn't talk about game, even more, they ruin discussions about other Total War games.

Slavposter tried to warn us and we belittled him.

He tried to do the right thing and he was met with scorn.

If only we knew.

Evilember
Evilember

Agree, Huns are fine when you're playing a minor faction and are forced to flee or fight off their roving stacks, they're more like a force of nature than a coherent AI faction. But it completely turns me off playing a WRE campaign since I can't begin to imagine the number of defensive battles I'll have to fight over and over again.

Disagree about Chaos though - whilst I think they're unreasonably tough for the AI to resist, and just make the late game less interesting by annihilating half the map, they only really have a handful of high-quality full stacks for the player to fight themselves, unless you're a retard and fight on higher difficulties. Beating a stack and then playing whack-a-mole as they flee across a border and gain +70% troop regen whilst your army dies from attrition is infuriating though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What the fuck are you talking about? He was the one ruining discussions and going offtopic all the time

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ironically he made shitstorms that ruined whole threads.

This

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

And new dishonored 1 day after Divinity
Nah I wouldn't worry about it, the story is seperate

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Manfred has either fled into Ostland or was wounded as Kemmler now rules, whilst Stirland has made peace Kemmler perhaps now is the time to drive the stake into their heartlands. We shall drop Crossbows from Volkmars army and just hopy the great cannons and mortars will be suffiecient range

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Buy a few boxes of stuff you think looks neat
paint the models
download the rules for free on the website.
buy the rulebook
but the codex
Roll 3+ to autowin/autolose
a little fix for our dearestt shill from /tg/.

actual game
See above "roll 3+ to win"

Also, it's funny how ignoring the other selling fact.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Recently started a Crooked Moon campaign and I've got to wonder why you'd pick an Orc Warboss Lord over a Goblin one after this DLC came out. Army Poison is an insanely powerful skill.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Soon I can have a teclis v Morathi rematch. It will end in sex

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

slavposter is a spook, you people call any contradictory post the 'slavposter', what you think the same fucker was in gsg, whfbg, twg and /v/?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Orc Warboss is only an option to consider when you got k8p

Illusionz
Illusionz

netflix
After Death Note, I'm not sure about netflix

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No the red bat still lives, let us hope we can come to Kisel's aid instead then

w8t4u
w8t4u

Dawi and their shield and armour
Also extremely tough morale compared to your shitty morale
If campaign isn't an issue then yeah whatever style you think you can pull off, but Angrund is coming to get you and securing your home province is a huge trial by itself.

It's underdog position all the way through. Almost lost like three times if it wasn't for ghost agent (how extremely bullshit, what the fuck CA, he's fucking invulnerable) not assassinating and my shaman debuffing the oncoming dwarven offensive.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I know but I have recanted my ways and realized he was right all along.

I guess we were blinded by hype but ended up getting swindled by CA.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

me and my bros already bough DOS2
waiting for the release
1 of them bought TWW2 with me to play coop campaign
was playing XCOM2 expansion since it's release

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Dark Magic. I'm sorry, but that's what the canon states. The same magic that fills their sockets and gives them "corpse lights" for eyes - that same magic flows through their bones and keeps everything moving and together.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Playing another FotS campaign, I can't even begin to understand why anybody would want naval combat back again.
It's so fucking shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Did they change that?
Because Orc Warbosses were available as Lords for Skarsnik in K&W release

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

And now you reaping what you've sowed, moy drug.
We could stand against the threat united, but instead of this, you've chose to open the gates, like latest Roman Empire opened the borders to germanic federates.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

slavposter is a spook, you people call any contradictory post the 'slavposter',

Maybe after a while(because he left)

But all the posts had broken english, excessive use of "........" between words. Also he often kept replying with just

so?

Skullbone
Skullbone

He means because you can recruit orc units and a Warboss can buff them unlike the Goblin shitter.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sorry I wasn't being clear enough I suppose. I meant that Orc Warboss is something to consider when you get normal access to orc units.

Flameblow
Flameblow

the Tzar has thrown his life on the line WE MUST TAKE TEMPLEHOF AND WE MUST TAKE IT NOW

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes but Fantasy Battle is by and large the more valuable IP

Obviously.
But GW was a decade too late, they obviously felt like WHFB was unsalvageable and that the rules revamp needed to be accompanied by a revamp in branding.
WHFB could absolutely have been saved but GW didn't give a singular fuck all through the mid-late 2000s which was when action was really needed.

Or you could like buy a battalion, or the STARTER set for STARTERS and then slowly build an army up

Kid walks into store
"MAN THESE GIANT MUSCLE BAT VAMPIRES LOOK AWESOME!"
"MAN THERE'S LIKE A BIG UNDEAD DRAGON! COOL!"
Store clerk pipes up
"Now kid, if you wanna play vampire counts you're gonna need to buy this Battalion Box™ that contains 20 skeleton warriors, 20 zombies, 10 ghouls and a corpse cart and paint those first, doesn't that sound fun?"
"Of course you could always buy this starter kit featuring [Factions kid isn't interested in] vs [Other faction kid isn't interested in], it's really ideal for newcomers and it's great Value™"
Kid deflates.
"Oh yeah, well I guess."
Kid gets parent to buy battalion box and needed paints
Paints corpse cart and 8 skeleton warriors before losing interest, battalion box lies discarded on shelf for several years until it is thrown out or pawn off
And that's how Warhammer Fantasy Battles died.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

git gud faggot

5mileys
5mileys

I wish you fucking /tg/ autists would take your retarded /tg/ AoS shitposting back to /tg/ where it fucking belongs. You aren't even discussing anything related to total war

JunkTop
JunkTop

But GW was a decade too late, they obviously felt like WHFB was unsalvageable and that the rules revamp needed to be accompanied by a revamp in branding.
WHFB could absolutely have been saved but GW didn't give a singular fuck all through the mid-late 2000s which was when action was really needed.
Total War and some smaller titles like Vermintide are definitely saving it. GW is just too dumb to capitalize on it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Maybe we don't want those kids, maybe we want kids who will stay in this hobby for a long time, it's a luxury good. I welcome Sigmar because it's another game mode which I can play if I wish, but I can also play 8th ed if I wish, or 7th or 6th or 5th or 4th or 3rd or 2nd

JunkTop
JunkTop

Same but 40K. I assembled my own marines, painted my own marines, and naturally at that point they were a stiff breeze away from crumbling to dust.
Also doesn't help I have a cheapish two squad set up, and the first tourney I enter has the other guy field two chaos assault squads and one-turn kill me
Into the trash they went.

Methnerd
Methnerd

did you try gitgud, I hear it's a great technique

iluvmen
iluvmen

is there anything that mods in better choices for the Empire in terms of frontline infantry?
spearmanii and swordmen are worthless beyond the first 10 turns and halberdiers/greatswords are both meh-tier
all I want is something slightly more sturdy to hold down stuff for my artillery

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

they ruin discussions about other Total War games

Maybe because a lot of people were more interested in posting about how much they hate "fantasyfags" or whatever, instead of actually talking about the other total war games.

It's the "take it easy" poster that everybody should have listened too. Not some insane slav.

I agree. AOS has no place here. It doesn't matter if you like AOS or not. It is not total war.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Maybe we don't want those kids,
GW wants them, so as
kids who will stay in this hobby for a long time,
But I am not quite sure about "long time" since AoS such a poor ruleset that could dies faster than WHFB did.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

are you investing in the red line

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Mate it was literally the only opportunity to play the game at all. This is Liverpool we're talking about.
Not to mention they were impossible to keep in good condition with no decent cases or anything, and the paint was about a centimetre thick on every surface. They had to go.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It is not total war.
It's Warhammer Fantasy

girlDog
girlDog

Don't think frail little Teclis would survive that.

Heck given how he preformed during the stream I doubt Tyrion would.

massdebater
massdebater

yes
even have at least 2 heroes in the fray with all the infantry at any given time but they still suck ass

RavySnake
RavySnake

For artillery
Uh, not free company militia?
I mean, you realise spears and greatswords are bad frontlines because of their melee defense stat right?
It's matchups, not specific units that matter.

farquit
farquit

that could die
Except it's getting all this content so has extended skirmish rules or the small growths of formation combat
so you didn't have any friends which played it?

idontknow
idontknow

Armour is always a problem for Greenies until you start shitting out black orcs.

Regarding shields, who the fuck uses orc or goblin missile units?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I mean, you realise spears and greatswords are bad frontlines because of their melee defense stat right?
didn't occur to me
just wish I had something that was almost like an ironbreaker/chosen to act as an enemy-anchor on the battlefield

massdebater
massdebater

no it isn't you fucking retard, its age of sigmar. There is no age of sigmar total war, so there is no reason for you to be discussing it in /twg/

RavySnake
RavySnake

But it is not Total War Warhammer

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reminder that Sigmar > Archaon

Evilember
Evilember

Let's play a campaign together
I'll only do what replies to my posts will tell me to do
I'll only autoresolve
if it's successfull and it doesn't die down in three posts i'll keep playing tomorrow as well

first reply decides faction, second reply decides difficulty

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

all this content
Such as..?
skirmish
You mean skirmish where one models can kill all your warband durring the single turn (your turn).
or the small growths of formation combat
Yes, amazing "pay formation 2 win" from GW

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Ignoring the huge price cost just to buy in compared to video games, and the lack of space to play it, didn't have any friends to begin with.
It's football or right-wing politics, that's all you had with kids here cos it isn't London or Manchester.
Even the designated board games club only had about 45 minutes tops to play anything, and it took 20 minutes to set up and 15 minutes to put away, with fucking around waiting for staff to turn up.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

epirus

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't know why they haven't gone and tried to corner a digital tabletop experience. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to charge insane Game Workshop prices for digital code of a model but you could nickle and dime for individual parts and get a larger potential playerbase.

Those are pike men innit? They look neat, what mod?

happy_sad
happy_sad

The Empire has nothing like that, at most, you can use Empire Captains since enemies will blob around them and can't be killed fast with great results

SniperGod
SniperGod

wanting a cheat mod

epic :^))))

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

its age of sigmar.
aka "main part of Warhammer Fantasy"

takes2long
takes2long

no the +1 attack if 20 units or more
kill in one turn
Cheese has alwyas been a thing but will you dick over a 10 year old

Flameblow
Flameblow

normal

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

To be fair they were both playing on large, he hadn't used 750 of his funds, AND the other battle was 2000 Skaven vs 500 Lizards. And that was still on large.

Spamalot
Spamalot

The helmet is a spangenhelm, it's not brennus or Arminius.

viagrandad
viagrandad

will try this and report back with results
the game itself cheats against you on legendary difficulty, I don't see the issue with making it so that you're not entirely gimped in non-cavalry/ranged combat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I remember 4th edition DnD was released with the fucking handbooks advertising "DOWNLOAD NOW" tools including a virtual tabletop to let people play online and all kinds of cool shit.
We're like almost three generations later and still no sign of it.
Tabletop sim is too tough to use because of the physics and how it handles assets/mods.
Roll20 and etc lack 3D and have zero automation with scripting.

It really wouldn't be that hard, just charge a small sub fee with guest passes and shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Ignoring the huge price cost just to buy in compared to video games

Did you get your PC as a gift or what?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Smash Nagash

Lunatick
Lunatick

no the +1 attack if 20 units or more
So you will be need to buy 2 infantry boxes for GW price for useless buff (since you will be killed before your units will reach their range).
Cheese has alwyas been a thing
Except it's straignt consequence of AoS skirmish game-design,
a thing but will you dick over a 10 year old
Why I shouldn't?

iluvmen
iluvmen

If we focus on the turrets and then slowly move in we could win, if not then we can attack it next turn with a reduced garrison and broken walls

hairygrape
hairygrape

Dad's PC for emulating SNES/Genesis games as well as whatever was around the Tomb Raider 4 era.
PS1 for the most part.

TechHater
TechHater

tfw you will never control Aenerion and bitchslap Malekith

Playboyize
Playboyize

slavposter is a spook

See, if this was true and slavposter actually was a boogeyman like reddit and /pol/ are then I would just say "Nice try Slavposter"

But the fact is that Slavposter is not only real, he is hilariously easy to identify and I can therefore with a high amount of accuracy say that you aren't Slavposter and thus I'm not gonna call you slavposter despite your obviously contradictory post.3

what you think the same fucker was in gsg, whfbg, twg and /v/?

Yes, obviously.

Techpill
Techpill

Reminder that the Modern "Ghal Maraz" is actually a Dwarven forgery and the true hammer lies somewhere in Mad Dog Pass

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why I shouldn't?
If you can't even speak English then fuck off

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

game crashed, reporing in a minute

idontknow
idontknow

Not an argument

TreeEater
TreeEater

Dwarf
forgery

Firespawn
Firespawn

reminder to report all /tg/ posts unrelated to total war warhammer

Bidwell
Bidwell

Thinking about it, I mostly played bargain bin games from the post office, borrowed games or PS1 demo discs. Occasionally I'd get to buy a handful of PS1 games for birthdays etc.
My parents were pretty stingy, least of all because of my huge family in general and my dad seems to hate gaming.
Nowadays yeah I could buy-in, but what is there? Who is playing? There's just the shop and that's it.
Fuck, I don't even know if that shop is still there.

idontknow
idontknow

I wonder what it is with ESL spics and their inability to use auxiliary verbs

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

heated debate about warhammer
not a peep from anything history

G-GUYS REMEMBER HISTORY EXISTS TOO, OKAY?!?!?

C-can't wait for Total War: I-Ireland!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

muh esl boogeyman

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Starting as OPrus, we find ourselves sorrounded by enemies

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is this total war?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Not the original I meant. When Sigmar originally fucked off he took the Hammer with him. Hundreds of years later the dwarfs popped back up and presented Magnus the Pious with "The Hammer Ghal Maraz".
There was a theory for a bit that this was not the actual hammer.

Soft_member
Soft_member

that everything

idontknow
idontknow

oh my god is this vanilla

and those graphics, I'm going to fucking gag

hairygrape
hairygrape

talk about Ireland
tangents develop from discussion
angloid mods ban me
alright

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Do you like chocolate more?

Firespawn
Firespawn

should i restart after having installed DEI?
i never even play R2, just S2, Tilla or WH

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

admitting that you need to cheat to win

just download PFM and make your swordsmen really overpowered

SniperWish
SniperWish

calm down histocuck

this is the warhammer general, all discussion related to it is on-topic

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

TOP kek imagine how many copies of Total War:Ireland will sell

hahahaha intense gameplay right?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Not even DeI saves rome 2, just play something else for gods sake

every time I see that game I get repulsed

implying

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

guess I'll just have to make more irish-angloid hybrids this year ;)

King_Martha
King_Martha

Recruit units and go for Pella if you are doing this

I have never played Rome II

eGremlin
eGremlin

not sure what you mean by this post at all

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

don't bother w/ dei, it will be too complicated for what you are trying to do.

As for right now, move your army to the town with the horses, as that is where the spartans are likely to attack

whereismyname
whereismyname

admitting that you need to cheat to win
no I've won Empire on legendary difficulty multiple times before
doesn't mean that it isn't just as arduous and unenjoyable when your melee infantry get matched up vs fimir and chosen

Lunatick
Lunatick

G-GUYS REMEMBER HISTORY EXISTS TOO, OKAY?!?!?
As you could see Historical games are really discussed here, unlike Warhammer (because let's be clear, there is nothing to discuss).

RumChicken
RumChicken

three towers are down and a breech made, unfortunately our cannons are out of ammunition so we'll have to rely on the mortars to swing us over

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

he isn't maining Custodes even outside 40k

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

do they use...hammer annimation...

massdebater
massdebater

While the army stationed in Apollonia is moving to Larissa, the army already there is gonna recruit a couple of units of pikes, and some slinger

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

As they give way in the breach our mortars advance to get a better angle on the enemy general

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

2k17
being 40kfan
what a pleb

happy_sad
happy_sad

40k is pretty good, fuck off

fantasy is better, but 40k is still bretty gud

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

moving all of my armies into asia minor to prepare for war against the sissynids
all of the sudden the danes stab me in the back
no armies in europe to defend
JUST

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

40k is pretty good
cartoony comics story about Ultramarines
good

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

try exploring outside the space marines, or fuck, outside the ultramarines if you're that ignorant

RavySnake
RavySnake

try exploring outside the space marines,
And I will nothing except meme and npc factions

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Stop going to 1d4chan, for your own good.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

1d4chan
the last time when I've been on 1d4chan was a winter 2016, so almost a year ago.

takes2long
takes2long

thankfully stacking recruitment capacity bonuses means I can throw an entire stack together in just 2 turns

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

letting an immortal dane get territory on the continent

iluvmen
iluvmen

The danes, saxons, and angles were the answer to the jutish question

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's called half-swording you pleb

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The main reason why 40k sucks is that 90% of the armies available are muh reens with cringy themes like xdArKxaNg3lSx or le lupine technovikings xD. Not to mention that many of the xeno armies tend to revolve around a single unit type, like Tau Japsuits or Eldar flying bikes. Basically, the Nids, the more barebones Marine factions and the various Chaos armies are the only interesting factions in WH40k.

TechHater
TechHater

poor orion

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

depends on editions, the order is

6th edition 40k>6th edition fantasy>7th edition 40k>7th edition fantasy>8th edition fantasy

40k was a lot more inspired than fantasy, but it got wrapped up in delivering scale.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Want to play Attila.
Your choices are:
Play with an already big ass Empire that's being attacked from all sides.
Play as a shitstain of a "kingdom" that will never get a halfway decent infrastructure.
Play as the hunnic horde and never make a kingdom at all.
Play as Sassanids and start having already won the game.
Play as Sassanid cocksucker #12 and try not to piss off your overlord.

It bothers me so much. I just want a traditional "start small and expand into a big, flourishing empire" campaign. Barbarian kingdoms are the closest thing, but they will forever live in huts made of shit and wood.

whereismyname
whereismyname

DANMARK
A
N
M
A
R
K

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

stop whining and play as the Arabs/Berbers already.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah I know what you mean, I feel the same way

The Empires of the Sand factions are your best bet for a proper total war campaign

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

TEMPLEHOF IS FREE
Play alans/visigoths and settle spain, leaving roman stuff intact

DeathDog
DeathDog

a bunch of madmen with clubs and some cannons wreck spectral spirits, raised elite warriors and monsters

Praise Sigmar

Techpill
Techpill

tfw your IRL worldview perfectly aligns with the Beastmen

KAA CHAOSH

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

FAITH AND GUNPOWDER IS ALL WE NEED YOU FILTHY MARIENBURGER

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Whilst Manfred still parleys in the North we shalll take Essen back for their Elector, long has he sat in my court and long has he bothered me
anarcho-sex workers commune?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Hello Ayn Rand

Methnerd
Methnerd

I wholeheartedly disagree, but this is not the place to discuss it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

T. Ungrol Fourhorn
YOU NO BEASTMEN YOU FILTHY MANTING

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Is the AI retarded or something?>

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw your IRL worldview perfectly aligns with the Beastmen
You're hopelessly broken, you recognize this, and you just want to destroy everything and everyone around you out of some deep rooted sense of primordial envy?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I will build a great colonies and nobody builds colonies better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great colonies on our southern bretonian land, and I will make bretonians pay for that colony. Mark my words.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I like my kingdom

Firespawn
Firespawn

very nice

Nojokur
Nojokur

both Empires gone

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

white lions of chrace are an 800 costing cheap unit

WHAT THE FUCK IS CA DOING

THEY ARE LITERALLY THE ELITE GUARD OF THE FUCKING PHOENIX KING

Soft_member
Soft_member

and OF COURSE Kemmler's in Essen ready to fuck my shit up

Skullbone
Skullbone

this guy knows what's up

MPmaster
MPmaster

Rome had it coming desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Old World colonies

That's Malekith's clay though. Ulthuan too.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The White Lions are supposed to be the infantry equivalent of the Demigryph knights; they're supposed to be able to mop the floor with everyone all the time. If there was a unit of White Lions on the field in TT, that was where all the enemy missile fire went.

farquit
farquit

Should I box my guys in to fight the wolfs or what
Egypt for TRVE africans
I like it

SniperWish
SniperWish

early-mid game crusade against Sylvania

My knigga

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

shittalking Rome in the designated Romaboo general

By Jvpiter, NO.

massdebater
massdebater

THEY ARE LITERALLY THE ELITE GUARD OF THE FUCKING PHOENIX KING
You mean Phoenix Guard
Early game still as I can't afford 2 stacks, they attacked Stirland so I had to help them, but Stirland has amde peace and is slowly eating the territories I raze

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

anvil without hammer
what?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They're a bunch of literal peasants though.
Because Phoenix Guard doesn't want to guard false kings lel get rekt high elf cucks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It was the peasant's crusade hastily assembled as they attack Kislev, I had to do something

whereismyname
whereismyname

You mean Phoenix Guard

nope, read the lore

Phoenix Guard guard the Asuryan Shrine, White Lions are the personal honor guard of each Phoenix King

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

look at me

I'm the roman now

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

lore
DIS NIQQA

Spamalot
Spamalot

And yet, Phoenix Guard guarded Malekith, the true Phoenix King.
inb4 muh End Times
It's still canon :^)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Watching the last battle of the stream right now and I can just tell that they've fucked Naggarond right up. The poisoned land of crags and twisted pine trees is here shown as a pristine glacier with bright green grass peeking from under the snow in places as if to announce the spring. Do you think the parts that are not under snow cover look anything like Athel Loren? Ulthuan, maybe?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Phoenix Guard only guard Shrines to Asuryan, the Elven Zeus
The White Lions are the personal guard of the Phoenix King

Elven lore makes no sense tho

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

end times are non-canon to total war: warhammer

take your wargaming faggotry and go, GWdrone

Firespawn
Firespawn

lalalalalalala i can't hear you

kek

RavySnake
RavySnake

DELETE THIS

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. I really wish CA would remake Napoopan, it would benefit greatly from improved animations and more powerful systems.

Best period.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw genocided norsca, welfs, in the process of doing the same to greenskins and probably dorfs down the line

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

not braise the lady

who made this

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw I will never be the blood of gilles

Emberfire
Emberfire

Agreed, Napoopan had authenticity for the most part but it was really lacking in the graphics department.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Putting the Lady of the Lake in a pot to stew

Absolute heresy

King_Martha
King_Martha

If trees can grow, why not grass :^)

Depending on how much green there is I'll deal with it. Doesn't seem to impossible that there could be grass somewhere. Haven't watched the stream though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

not ze grail

who made this

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I wonder how good I would have done if I didn't force march

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It's still canon :^)

Not in TWW

/tg/

if you want to discuss Age of Shitmar.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've seen this around a lot, but I still really love how the helmet doesn't fit. It's the little touches that give spurdo sparde such traction.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Total War Warhammer is unironically the best canon.

Lunatick
Lunatick

trait gained : Unhinged

Methshot
Methshot

LOCK HIM UP

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Objectively best Spurdo /twg/ ever made.

SniperWish
SniperWish

MUH GWAFFIX

takes2long
takes2long

Is The King and the Warlord worth it?

whereismyname
whereismyname

What? It's almost 7 years old and they still hold up pretty well.

I'd be playing it more if the controls were more refined.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yes imo, as long as you enjoy vanilla Dwarfs and/or Greenskins

SniperGod
SniperGod

do you like GOBLINS ?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Napoleon would benefit more from larger maps that better support 40 unit armies and the LOS system that would make mobile troops more useful.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

darthmod empire is probably better than anything CA will do 2bh

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You don't enjoy seeing soldiers from a period famous for its lavish uniforms in the best possible quality?

Illusionz
Illusionz

not owning every single dlc already out
not getting hard at the prospect of owning every single W2 dlc

Booteefool
Booteefool

I am really disappointed at the way intrigue at court has been made. An increase or decrease in relations doesn't sound refined enough desu.
I wanted to be able to manually break trade deals or alliances or bribe for war.
As of now we can only invite others to join the war against someone we're fighting, but I'd like to see Helves have the ability to pay factions to declare a war on someone else.

On top of that I wanted to see alliance actually fully declaring war on the other alliance. If I as Tyrion and my ally Teclis want to declare war on the Dawi which are allied with Agrund clan, I want Teclis to get into a war with Agrund clan as well as the Dawi.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

TOTAL WAR RENNAISSANCE
W H E N

H

E

N

w8t4u
w8t4u

I get hard at the thought of pirating them

w8t4u
w8t4u

When the period is famous for its fashion, grandiose battles, yes, graphixxxxxxxx are very important to get yourself fully immersed in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4SVC_9V8K5Y
Basically, something along these lines.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw norsca never ever

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

T O T A L W A R: D I N O S A U R S

W

H

E

N

King_Martha
King_Martha

ANCIENT EMPIRES
WHEN
H
E
N

askme
askme

I wanted to be able to manually break trade deals or alliances or bribe for war.

That would be fucking horrible when not playing as them.

lololololol your alliance just got broken boi and all your trade deals are gone

Would probably make the campaign easier as well, which is the last thing Total War games need.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The point is that modded empire and napoleon are already good enough both for graphics and sound. I'd focus more on gameplay and scale.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

SOON FELLOW REDDITBRO

Soft_member
Soft_member

hey, fuck you guy. i've been waiting like two years now.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

God I hate renaissance shoes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Just remove the elves or be on their good side.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Reddit Reptiles
Reddit Romans
Reddit Rats

What other Reddit factions are there?

farquit
farquit

hmm how embarrassing

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you'll never play the long game with Master Secretary

youtube.com/watch?v=uW_1-9E9fFE

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why does this history vs. Fabtasy shit aleays return when new videos release? Are history nuts really pathetic enough to follow the Warhammer development and the seek out the general to shitpost whenever they see a video not related to history?

Yesterday's threads were comfy as fuck, guess who actually ruined it by veing offtopic?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

reddit elves

viagrandad
viagrandad

Battle of the Bulges.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I agree, It would be tragic to see a Battle of Borodino as a low energy shuffling on a small-ish map with 20vs20 units count that would barely break 5k in an ultra.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

(you)

Emberburn
Emberburn

paying the upkeep cost for Ironclad ships
>paying the upkeep cost for a navy

Flameblow
Flameblow

What exactly is stopping CA from drastically increasing unit/battle sizes? Mods have been doing it for years. Is it purely a performance thing?

idontknow
idontknow

Hey, this looks pretty neat. What is it? A drama about the life of Thomas Cromwell?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Feels more like elaborate false flagging by now

Sone autist sits at home posting about how fabtasy is for babies, then replies t himself how boring history is. Then he sits back and reaps the (you)s

cum2soon
cum2soon

always blaming historyfags for /twg/'s woes

Gee I wonder what you are

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've seen more bitching about historyfags by fantasyfags in this thread than actual shitposting by historyfags

Firespawn
Firespawn

reinstall Rome II or Attila?

FastChef
FastChef

if it takes 25 turns on land and 4 turns over water to reach your enemies, then yes

w8t4u
w8t4u

I think so, after all, computing powers are still not good enough to render massive battles with lots of background math going behind the scenes. Honestly, every recent Total War feels like CA already pushes their boundaries with their engines. All that fidelity, detailed fighting and animations must demand a hefty chunk of PC powers.

Probably would take a serious rewrite of an engine or some breakthrough in PC hardware.

idontknow
idontknow

this desu
im a history shitposter and have warhams in my top 3 total war games

JunkTop
JunkTop

AI can fuck up and the game in general is not designed for having so many units. Stuff like map size aside, think about how M2 already had problems during sieges with unit sizes above normal, or how Empire had issues with formations when regiments became too big. Pathfinding is always an issue and some games even crash if you mod units to have too many men.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

reeeeeeeeeeeee

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Shogun 2

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

As a game Attila is better than than R2, and it could probably be argued it's the best in the series (and this is coming from that doesn't even like the game)

But Rome 2s time period is way better.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Attila if not playing modded and if they've made it run better

Supergrass
Supergrass

Honestly, which Lords are actually worth it?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Why not both? Different games for different periods.

SniperWish
SniperWish

See

cum2soon
cum2soon

mfw Skarsnik can make Night Gobbos better than Blorcs

idontknow
idontknow

Attila, Warhammer, shogun . The best.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

WOW, how helpful!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

After this whole thread has been a shitshow, you still think that?

Some guy said that he's glad that fantasyfags are gone in a few years and it all went downhill from there. Not that I have a horse in this race, my most played game is still Medieval 2

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It keeps the general moving anyway, and it can be safely ignored.

Bidwell
Bidwell

mfw I will never play the witcher 3 for the first time ever again

toussaint was comfy

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

59
Wulfrik is quite good, for one

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Witcher Total War when?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

inb4 Game of Tards fans come out of the woodwork and propose a game based on their shitty franchise

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Will upset fantasy fags due to no monsters and ultra-rare magic users
Will upset history fags due to not history

FUND IT

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I like both desu. Only GoT really works as a TW game however, Witcher is pretty much limited to the Northern Realms vs Nilfgaard

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

whoa

idontknow
idontknow

you will never command the glorious Temerian armies to drive the Nilfgaard fucking shits out of your homeland

CA is making poor Foltest cry

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

new

Skullbone
Skullbone

Not
Total War: Khan

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