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- Splatoon 2 Map Rotation: splatoon2.ink/
- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- McNuggets has won the McFries vs. McNuggets Splatfest in Japan!
- Version 1.3.0 has been released! Read the patch notes here: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
- An update in mid-October will be focused on improving main weapons! (twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/905704555152785408)
- The Custom Splattershot Jr. has been released! Comes with Autobombs and Ink Storm.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/CLAD0
splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/165299606129/we-received-an-urgent-notification-from-grizzco
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

This Squid is your friend. She fights for JUSTICE

Sex with Marie!

I'm really glad Salmon Run is going to have events too. Splatfest is fun but some more cooperative event stuff was very needed.

Sex with Callie!

>Copying OP flavor text
>Not even a Splatoon-related image
Stop making threads please

Are you a social justice warrior?

it'll probably be them playtesting out a new weapon to see how it'll do. Nintendo making us do their work for them

When's the fucking direct, I'm severely lacking in the sleep department and can't last much longer

She fights for fascism

Like 3.5 hrs

Grizz Blaster and Grizz Brella aren't going to be available in standard play, user. They're exclusive to Salmon Run.

3 1/2 hours

I'm honestly surprised no one else has noticed the OP image so far

Just JUSTICE.

>Anti fascism
>Fights for fascism.

I can make it. I believe in myself

That doesn't make sense for several reasons.

graBear, shoting electric fishing nets

>The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists.
>- Satoru Iwata

He didn't even update the news section with the Salmon Run announcement. Really piss-poor OP.

I want to suck the pus out of a woomy's tentacles spots

Because we've all felt that way at some point.

Yeah yeah ironic antifa posting to rule up the thread, we get it.

Just set an alarm and sleep for 3 hours you supreme faggot

What do you expect from squids, they barely notice Callie and the great zapfish went missing

>Anti-fascism
>Fights for censorship, silencing of dissenting opinions, and revocation of free speech
sounds pretty fascist to me

This squid is a slut. She fights for the D.

Why didn't you make the thread before this faggot then, faggot?
You could have prevented this.

My guess is that Steelhead's wheels on his back, is where he stores his golden eggs.

Just think, in Mothership waves, salmonoids are shown using golden eggs as a fuel to their propellers, so it's probably that Steelheads uses 3 golden eggs on their backs to fuel their bomb producer.

Don't do this here.

>want to rape slut woomy
>tfw slut woomy is impossible to rape because she is always willing

>antifaposting is okay
>anti-antifaposting is not

>Trying to derail the thread with lies.
You have a board you can do that on. This is not it.

>Guy with 3 mains and 9 subs of swim speed grabs the rainmaker

>throw on a bunch of gear that doesn't match and is obviously only doing it for the abilities
>LOL CALL ME SLUT WOOMY NOW PLS

Disgusting

I may never cease to be amazed that all it took for /ink/ to endlessly obsess over some random moderately fresh woomy was a wink and a drawn-on blush.

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I realize you have some sort of disorder, but keep /pol/ in /pol/.

who pissed in your cereal

Swim Speed stacking gets worse after 2 mains, after that there's not many differences between the speed increase.

b-but swimspeed up is a meme

Have you seen the abilities on that gear?
Are you retarded?

based black Squid x

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Don't fucking speak to me.

>antifaposting is okay
No. But also you're an idiot if you think some user making their squid look kind of like an antifa and posting in character is at all being serious.

Hi

t. Tia

:3

Serious enough to post it every.fucking.thread.

imgur.com/a/CLAD0

>Being this assblasted

I normally try to in order to avoid this exact kind of faggotry, but I got beat to the punch this time. I'll fix it next thread, if I can make it in time.

no it's called envy

Whatever you say Tomu.

Can we start over with a new thread? This one's already garbage.

Could be stuff from Annie's store tho

It's bait, you dip, and you didn't stay off the hook.

literally who?
even then the abilities aren't that great

Sure, why not. You make it.

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It doesn't bother me, it's just fascinating. It's a cute picture, but the inkling herself would just be some random if not for photoshop.

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-Rainy

/ink/ has severe autism.

>He doesn't want to fight for JUSTICE

>not knowing who Tomu is
>while posting that image
Faggot

So you admit to breaking the shitposting rule

Cut open a woomy?

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delet

no

i want this

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this is not ok

i don't like where this is going
it's vore isn't it?

Cut open a squib?

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>anti fascism
>acts like a giant fucking fascist
Anyway kill yourself.

Okay

That feel when they don't just kill you but kill your baby, too.

no

stop bulli

is this an actual JAV
please share

Where is the evidence for Grizzco weapons?

Not so fast, cousin

>come visit from /ffg/
>see this
Well that was nice but I gotta run.

Progressivism is literally just neo-fascism,

splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/165299606129/we-received-an-urgent-notification-from-grizzco
The message from Grizz is "oops, I dropped my weapon in the rotation".

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no

This is the worst /ink/ thread ever, holy shit. Post about the video game Splatoon 2 or fuck off.

Does anyone know what the weapon is?

Here you go

>Discord_20170825_214850.png

please... i need the source

I bet woomies are really gooey and squishy inside. And squibs are like 90% goo. It'd be really satisfying to put holes in them and then press down so it all flows out.

Nigger what the FUCK are you doing

Grizz Blaster or Grizz Brella. Thumbnails were datamined for them a long time ago and posted here, but they're not in the datamine resource in the OP. I'll have to search through the archives to find them.

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i waited years for this
fuck you