/twg/ - Total War General

Not obvious, see /gsg/

Make Total War Victoria

>not the 'Self-Propelled Chariot' edition

shamfuru disprayu!

Already planning out my stacks. 2 stacks worth:

>HQ:
Tyrion
Prince
1 Loremasters of Hoeth
1 Noble
200 White Lions of Chrace (Honor Guard)
>Elites:
400 Phoenix Guard
400 Swordmasters of Hoeth
180 Dragon Princes
>Infantry Detachment:
600 Spearmen
600 Lothern Sea Guard
180 Archers
>Cavalry Detachment:
180 Silver Helms
8 Ithilmar Chariots
>Heavy Detachment:
12 Eagle Claw Bolt Thrower
Frostheart Phoenix
Flamespyre Phoenix

Will replace Archers with Shadow Warriors as soon as they get here. Maybe slot in Ellyrian Reaver Archers for skirmishes.

Holy shit those WL got absolutely trampled by the Executioners

CA shat the bed so fucking badly

>Literally ALL ROOK SAME: The Game

plz god no, Shogun 2 was bad enough with it's 13 different colours of identical sword/shield/archers.

China doesn't even have a few unique units to break it up, their warfare was just 'blob everything, hope for victory'.

Had to git gud at doing cav micro to raze those orc fuckers on turn 2, first time trying a bret campaign

so a car then?

Would only be good with fantasy elements like Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

wtf is this? Are we literally just playing the virtual version of the tabletop game now?

More like the entire army got shat on by the Cauldron of Memes.

>Army is majority peasant scum

why tho

an user slapped it on a while ago and its just been there, apart from a few times where triggered anons have removed it. Its a callback to the days of old /twg/ if you remember that screenshot that floats around where it has similar stuff in it

was considering it

>800 gold inf gets shitstomped by better inf supported by hag + malekith/murderous prowess
I would be surprised if they don't remove murderous prowess from custom/mp battles before launch, it seems too strong to allow the delfs to have a free army wide buff that is guaranteed to trigger at some point

So who're you most excited to take abroad? And why isn't it Skarsnik?

Gonna finish what Grom started

The very best-best in gun technology, available soon-quick to an authorized clan Skryre dealer near you!

for a measly eight warptokens[/spoilers]

>Are we literally just playing the virtual version of the tabletop game now?

it took you 2 years to clue in to this?

Yes-Yes a bargain!!

Don't have a lot of options 2 turns into the campaign. Figured it would be good to try and raze Grung Zint in a fight where the balance bar was like 99% in their favor rather than waiting to get more cav.

How does it move tho?

Holy shit the Dwarf campaign is so fucking boring

totalwar.com/blog/what-the-teams-are-working-on-07-06-17

>setting not explored in any previous Total War game.
>"important character relations that occur between the major personalities in the game."

Place your bets, ladies (male) and gentlemen. What will it be?

WL MD is 20 when martial prowess is off

No wonder they evaporated in 30 seconds

V8 internal combustion engine fueled by the blood of virgins.

>use war coordination to tell Belegar to take Karak Hirn because I want him to be strong when Archaon comes
>no defensive buildings, just one stack defending it
>park my full stack elite army next to the settlement
>he brings two full stacks
>all right let's fucking go
>nope
>he just keeps up the siege without attacking
>move my army a little closer, maybe it was out of reinforcement range
>nope
>after eight motherfucking turns he finally attacks
>he sacks the fucking settlement instead of occupying it and then backs off
>now my army is inside that red fucking circle and I can't leave until I further weaken the settlement or raze it

right click enemy, watch the charge, press J, do it again

also >peasants

I want to feed skink tendies and slann legs to Gobbla.

1066, William the Conqueror stuff

Total War: Westeros

Back further, Danelaw.

LOVE ETERNAL!
Do you think seeing Vlad kill people gets Isabella all hot and bothered?

How can she get hot if shes dead?

Total War Shaka Zulu

I'm not even convinced murderous prowess is that much of a problem. It mostly seemed like the DE already raped their way through the frontline before it triggered.
According to Duck on the official forums, the cauldron was broken in that version and did way too much damage.

Do the stegadons come in blue and shit too? I saw some of the slann appearing blue in the twitch plays, I don't like only one colour for the dinos.

The dinos all have team colour appropriate scales and shit

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>Beastmen going to get shit on upon even harder once Lizardmemes and Fetish Elves arrive

It runs on historyfag tears. An unlimited power source.

DE will get nerfed

The beauty of me is that I’m very superior

The Star Dragon's health did drop off a cliff the moment it joined the combat with the two units of Executioners, considering the Star Dragon just fought two units of Cold One Knights and only lost 10-20% of it's HP, that was noticable.

Admittedly, it wasn't the focus of the melee with the COK, and two units of elite infantry + chariot should do serious damage to it, but still, it's health dropped way, way too fast, without that life spell buffing it back up to almost full health, it would have died within 30 seconds which isn't something you should ever see on a unit that expensive, and from a fluff perspective.

Especially since neither the Cauldron or Executioners have anti-large as far as I know, so it's not even like it was a dumb move on the player's part and he sent it in against units that had an advantage on it.

ALL HAIL THE KING OF ELVES

GRIMGOR IRONHIDE!

Why? Their dominance is entirely lore friendly.

>advisor-chan is in a nintendo switch game

WAT

How much health does the mounted Mazdamundi have?

Welp looks like this is the end, can't be bothered to clean up the huns and wait for attila

How would 1066 include Ireland?

wut

Never go full Jew

>tfw my throng is mustard

What the fuck

>advisor-chan is now in xenoblade chronicles 2

We already know Ireland is a part of it, so it has to take place sometime in a major event in Irish history.

Mongols

Dropping a flying monster into an infantry blob is stupid whatever the situation

I would play a Total War: Witcher
And I would play the shit out of a Warhammer RPG made by CD Project

Aaaaand it broke.
I think I'll play the burgundians next.

The character interactions part is for the big historical game, not the Saga

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>We get a Brian Boru Game
>Brian Boru gets more reconised internally thanks to Total War
>Leonardo Di Caprio finally comes back to the abandoned Brian Boru Biopic thanks to Creative Assembly.

But the irish havent ever done anything really

Speaking of, did the other Total War titles have the ability to take a loan from allies? I feel like begging for gifts is undignified.

They're too busy with their own Bannerlord.

As a country? yes as part of the British Empire. As a people yes they did loads and were extremely influential worldwide, a simple google search will show this, just not in Ireland due to the poor conditions.

So...the potato famine. Pretty much the only major event in Ireland, ever.

>Warhammer RPG made by CD Project
Fuck, that sounds great

Buh bye campaign.

Is this the ProtoConan? I may have heard of this.

>High Elves are shit-tier in terms of power compared to the other races
>Both LL are cucks who don't even lead their race
>All their units look derpy as fuck
>Start with one province on their shitty island, right next to a faction of Best Elves who, ask we've seen, rek everything

HIGH ELF FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Sure i completely agree but that was the irish people with British allies rather than Ireland

American Irish best Irish.

>a major event in Irish history

When they were civilised by a cultured people?

>HE start next to Wood Elves

???

>Anglos
>Cultured

That was some Irish people with ''British allies'' Irish people often left Ireland and worked independently, extering influnce of their own merit and work onto the world. It's quite bewildering sometimes seeing ignorance like this. I recommend you read articles on Library Ireland.com to refresh you preconceptions of Irish people throughout history.

>American Irish

Is this the yank way of pronouncing 'plastic paddy'?

>American Irish
>im American Irish, which means I'm 1/8 pure irish

Who knows. Just before having the rights for the Witcher, they were thinking of making a Warhammer game, so it's not impossible. Just not tomorrow

Its been a while I will admit, but we still come home to spend tourist money and make asses of ourselves.

Isn't it past your bedtime brits?

weren't the irish literally used as slaves in the US

>Tree Hobos think they're Best™

I think the only difference between me and the dark elfs is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful

Irish people really have never been important and really never will

Briefly, yes.

Will Leakmaster Darren make it?

>a Warhammer RPG made by CD Project

Holy shit I would play this.

I doubt CDPR would want to deal with a company as cancerous as GW though, considering they do shit like banning CA from supporting modding to protect their precious IP from nasty ol' modders.

>we still come home
You aren't fucking Irish, you're American stop shitting our name up.

what an absolute cuck

no wonder his gf left him

I hear this all the time. I can believe it, GW are cunts, but is there in a actual source it was their decision?