/vn/ - Chibi Edition

It says they are printed on 2-way tricot. A quick google search gives me this on some otaku fabric comparison

"If you prepare to buy the most good skin fabric, Two-way Tricot (2way tricot) is the right choice. This is your first-rate fabric, almost incomparable. Two-way tricot is everything you want your dakimakura to be. In fact, It will feel as if you’re cuddling a cloud as you sleep. One could say it’s the softest fabric you will ever feel! Two-way tricot is also super smooth with high elasticity, a very stretchy fabric, it is also very thick and durable. The picture quality is astounding as well. To put it bluntly, there is no flaw to be found with Two-way tricot and is the fabric of choice for many a dakimakura connoisseurs."

>Not becoming a genetic researcher
>Not researching and decoding the way humans age
>Not creating a genetic script that'll allow most mammals' bodies to age at half the normal speed without affecting their mental faculties
>Not splicing your custom genetic code into the human genome
>Not using your synthetic genome to clone a beautiful (test tube) baby girl
>Not raising her as your daughter
>Not teaching her to be the perfect house wife
>Not marrying your legal-loli-daughteru when she comes of age (18 years old with the body of a 9 year old)
>Not making her a cat-girl while you're at it

ISHYGDDT

Are like wine.

That sounds great and everything until you accidentally doom the human species to extinction.

pat pat

They're filled with delicious dark red liquid?

Was that 'lel so edgee' joke a bit too cringy?

What are cakes like if lolis are like wine?

Cheese

vinegar

...

Will we ever see this in all its glory?

Shit.

vinegar

Ready for consumption.

More like past expiration date.

Should tomboy childhood friends win?

Compost

lol no
Kasumi a shit, yet slightly less shit than Kei

Bananas that are at that point magic point where they haven't developed any brown spots yet but are already free of any green.

Like, right at the middle; a scale that's perfectly level and can be tipped with the slightest wind.

Cakes are balance. Yin and Yang. Light and Dark. Cute and Sexy.

Basically they're fucking magic.

I was expecting some kind of booze you faggots

Do not bully cakes!

coat hangers

Then rum, aka fucking disgusting

It isn't edgy and it isn't correct anyway because those are bottles

I hate you, /vn/.

This guy knows what's up.

Onee-san > Imouto

Prove me wrong, cock kissers.

Did someone say tomboy and winning?

Fuck you cheese is good

;_;

Why would cock kissers care about women anyway?

Which one?

Subamemes btw

I love cheesecake desu.

Cakes are cakes, fast on their way to their expiry date.

Imouto > Onee-san

Prove me wrong, cock kissers.

The real question is onii-san or outoto. Don't ask for a gay's opinion on women.

Aniki is the only answer you'll get from this cock kisser.

Lolis > Cakes

Prove me wrong, cock kissers.

My point was they're good paired together.

Twin sister >>>>> imouto >>>>>> onee-san

Black is the lewdest colour.

>Hasaki looks like a little pipsqueak
>Yuki looks literally exactly the same
Explain this Subababbies

Ototous > Onii-sans > Anikis > Shit >>>>>> lolis = cakes

Consider yourself proven wrong.

What about loli cakes?

That's not fair, it's blatantly unbeatable.

Mama is best

lolis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all

subahibi >>>>>>> all >>>> nekopara

AMEN

Motherfucker you posted this in /twg/

nekopara has beyond adorable catgirls which means it will always be at the top of everything

Those things have tumors on their chests, they will never be better than anything.

/twg/ has mommyfucking posters?

uhh excuse me? Memes aside Chocola has the perfect chest

>loli grandma

What's the next JOP hyped kamige to come and flop in the west after Memehibi?

PENIS
youtube.com/watch?v=eguoAOIca6s&t=9172s

Baldr meme.
By the way MC is an AI.

I think he's referring to the character Malekith from Total War Warhammer 2 who canon fucked his mom.

Why do faggots like Nasu stop putting ero in their vns?

Cause porn is holding the medium back duh

What happened to Negi's mom?

Porn is only added into plotge to get horny losers to read it. Once they get famous they no longer need to pander to such idiots.

Don't you lie to me motherfucker it has the same filename and everything

SCA-DI could easily get a job writing shit without porn and he's a far better writer than the mobage maker called Nasu

Sol Press just announced the demo for Sakura Sakura over on their Discord.

dl.solvns.com/SakuraDemo.zip

>Also, If you prefer the game with Honorifics, you can enable it through the settings -> Text Settings panel on the bottom: dl.solvns.com/honorifics.png

Because porn is honestly pointless in chuunige.

She, like, became a demon lord, or some shit. Then Negi's dad killed her, and became the demon lord himself. And I'm pretty sure the sequel manga about the dude with the gravity sword is about Negi being the new demon lord (in waiting) after killing his dad.

SCA-DI is a futa addicted pervert. He's an exception.

Holy shit, you can turn honorifics on and off?

So far this company is doing everything right. Man, I hope their KS succeeds. Of course, I wish more they weren't using KS in the first place but whatever

As males get older, they lose sex drive. They may have ED or become impotent, which is why shit like viagra exists. Hacks like Nasu have simply become impotent and have no desire to have sex anymore.

>t. SCA-DI

They usually don't want to put ero in their plotge to begin with but there's a market they need to satisfy.

That's why if one of them gets really popular, they immediately put a lot more stuff in an all-ages version so it can be called the definitive one.

This is why Subahibi is the best kamige.

The Mage of the Beginning didn't take over Arika.

Actually she's just been ignored by the story entirely so far. It's unclear if she's being ignored or outright retconned.

And yes, Negi is the current big bad in the sequel. In the timeline we see at the end of Negima Asuna is around to destroy the Big Bad for good, but the sequel takes place in the timeline where she oversleeps a hundred years, which results in the big bad possessing Negi at the climax of their fight.

>SCA-DI truly loves eroge
>one of the most well regarded vn writers as well
>known for being a master of philosophy and conveying it
>also a good artist and draws characters from his vns
>personally writes a statement about how excited he is that english readers can read Subahibi
>offers to write a new side story for Subahibi if the english fans show enough interest
>Subahibi flops in the west and does the worst of Frontwing's kickstarters, doing worst than a retranslation of Sharin no Kuni, and fucking Grisaia Phantom Trigger, an episodic all ages vn
>western community proceeds to meme on Subahibi because they are unable to understand the philosophy
You bastards disappoint me. SCA-DI believed in us. He believed in eroge.

I don't read VN's for muh super deep philosophy.

I want Frontwing's PR shill to leave.

Stop posting SCA-DI and go back to posting futa pics on twitter.

>playing Princess Evangile
>no volume mixer
>get to h-scene
>low music and quiet voices
How am I supposed to fap?

The west truly missed a once in a lifetime opportunity. SCA-DI said he wanted to localize Sakura no Uta too, but his hope has been crushed.

>he faps to H scenes

...

What? There's a volume mixer.

>western community proceeds to meme on Subahibi because they are unable to understand the philosophy
thats only me and some other guy

>Not masturbating till completion at every H-Scene
>Not reloading a quick save from the beginning of the scene a few times as is needed
>Not cumming the same amount of times as the protagonist
>Not trying to synchronize your ejaculation with the protagonist's

Fucking casuals.

How the fuck did it do so badly anyway? I cannot comprehend how the kickstarter could do worse than a retranslation.

What does /vn/ think of college girls?

it has yaoi
aren't japanese colleges basically gulags?