Dota 2 - /d2g/

I want lick soe's butthole

dead game

What?

ded

Has anyone else found any cool strats for reliably climbing out of shit tier? I feel like there are a lot of things you can exploit in mmr hell that are easier than trying to win conventionally. 2.8k here, and climbing.

Mine is jungling with Terrorblade from level 1. I've done it 15 times and my winrate with it is 73%. It's so easy.

>talon
>pms
>brown boots
>aquila
>finish your treads
>dragon lance

Then you get whatever you think you need. Almost always at least a yasha if not the full manta.

I feel like this works because players at this tier only assume the responsibility that is obvious to them. If you make a lot of space, your shitty teammates are probably just gonna afk farm, even if you're the hardest carry. Going TB jungle, no one (teammate or enemy) expects anything from you early game. Your team assumes the responsibility of the lanes. Everyone basically forgets you exist. It can be countered by bounty hunter, but if you play smart, you can usually kill them if they fuck with you alone.

Don't show on the map until you have your dragon lance, unless there's an easy kill in your safe lane. If you walk into the safe lane at minute six with level 3 metamorphosis (you can use it earlier for neutrals but it isn't really necessary) it's pretty much a guaranteed kill. If you skill sunder early, you can just walk out of the jungle and sunder someone to low health. Another guaranteed kill. Before the enemies even realize that your team has a Terrorblade, their outer towers are gone. GG

ded geme

what if instead ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________gitgud

Oh, and you generally don't have to go back to base, considering you have 12 armor at level 1, plus your illusions (which you max unless you want to gank the safe lane with meta). Maybe you have to shrine once, but that's the price of victory.

>recognizing and exploiting weaknesses in your mmr peers
>"not good"
?

>jungling lvl 1 in current patch
you're literally just better off laning

is sheepo /ourgirl/ ?

KNOTTED

>He isn't playing offlane Jakiro
attack speed slow is fucking massive, this guy shits all over right clickers. Then you grab the +400 range talent and knock down towers from across the fucking map. I recommend aether over the spell range talent but that's just me - I also recommend mjollnir so what the hell do I know

are labs as dumb as they seem?

icefraud pls
i need patch

You're just learning bad habits that will get you dumpstered when you reach an mmr where people have a brain.

are there any battle pass quest completion groups?
can you complete battle pass quests in 1v1 mid game mode?
what about wagers?
i have only 4 quests left to do -- one is bugged and extremely hard to complete, and the other is the aura quest which is really only doable with chen

>watching demons stream
>sumail talking like rtz

But sumail is a skillful player. They're nothing alike.

don't let me down

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WELL, they are dogs so they are indeed dumb, but labs are smart compared to the average dog

Some retard might think you're jungle and steal the offlane

>start game
>jungle LC
>close game

>trilane mid
uh dotards?

Where is adelaide?

WHERE
IS
THE
PATCH
?

JUST LAUNCH A FUCKING NOTEPAD PATCH TO CHANGE THE META A BIT YOU LAZY FROG, PLEASE I CANT STAND THE SAME HEROES EVERY SINGLE GAME

Fuck that, give me a PA/Brood/WK/Techies remake.

no

>same heroes every game
Other than Lich and Necro, which are heroes that tend to be picked every meta, who are you talking about?
This meta is diverse as fuck.

how to fix PA
>BAT to 1.0

>cucked by silver edge
>cucked by blademail (super cucked by axe/legion blademail)
>cucked by halberd
ye nah

>literally same 112 heroes every game

Dotards?

ES, NS, SB, Nyx

>This meta is diverse as fuck.

more like you're dumb as fuck. this meta is pure ass with literal cancer level heroes at both the pro and pub levels

what happened to this guy?

he made a new team with secret csgo girls

>42% pickrate earthshaker
>26% pickrate necro and sb
>very diverse

He laundered all of the money he wanted to launder so he left.

jimmy looks downright suicidal when he loses

in fact most of the people who play with facecams do, with the exception of bulldog

illidan TB set when

I have fed you enough already!

>tfw no meepo girl feet to lick clean

I just won against LightOfHeaven

why is he only 5900 MMR ?

dotabuff.com/players/89326318

Didnt he quit the game for some time? maybe he lost his touch

>check reddit
>some gay sketches
>check them just to see the quality and what not
>it's actually puck x jugg

is reddit retarded?

>if ana wasn't taking a break reso would have been on ppdstack
goddamn og jew
i don't blame reso and we haven't seen much of either team yet but that would have given me much more confidence in ppds team

? puck is obviously a (male)

>force my team to do stuff because everyone is jungling
>we finally win after 60 minutes (3.5k trench)
>I have 2 times more tower damage than sniper and shadow shaman as OD
REEEEEEEE

>mark safelane
>dude second picks slarks and steals it
suffering

>the guy with the lowest MMR in my team mark safelane
>i picked slarks and steals it
>win game

>our bodies are literally filled with veins and arteries
>an entire plumbing system that just pumps blood through us constantly
>tfw start thinking about these things when I wait for the dota queue
>tfw it makes me feel light headed
anyone else do this?

I suggest you watch some documentary about human brains

also you can be certain he is trying hard.

I watched the twitch VOD after the game and he tells his team he needs to see the enemy offlane and carry before picking their safe lane carry

What about Ethereal Blade Silencer?

>there's a Skeleton King inside all of us

>wake up
>no patch

>tfw some shitter with 300 gpm average marks mid

a Skeletlet Peasant in your case

>wake up
>no patch
>singsing not streaming

>there's a loli pugna inside me

Only a noob would judge someone's skill based on those stats

>dota 2 used to be a spooky game
what went wrong?

which ritsu is ravindu named after?

>used to be a spooky game
Uh... no?

uh... yes

>me booga
>team ooga

nice blog retard

try to come up with a situation where offlane timber is a better pick than offlane furion or clock.

When you actually want to win a game

i fucking hate clock
i'm pretty bad at him but my opponents are always insanely good
to answer your question it depends, timber isn't that great currently though i agree

you do understand that if instead of sitting on Veeky Forums all day being a faggot you were actually practicing dota joining a team analysing your replays watching other pros stream and studying the game you probably could have played at ti by now right? the people at ti aren't there because of some god given skill, they are there because they practice.

I have a day job

Should I watch my own replays? I never did it before, seems like a waste of time...

been too scared to play much recently because my wrist has been hurting a lot

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the dota scene needs new girls, new faces, its getting boring

When is spirit autist getting nerfed, jesus fucking christ ever game with this faggot cow is a complete shitfest, its like playing against techies if he could place mines globally, piece of shit fucking hero spirit breaker pickers should be beaten

ward his jungle

what about ethereal blade wraith king

>complaining about spirit breaker when bloodseeker is in the game

What

>le bloodman of just tp out

just tp out you fucking idiot

>implying I buy TP

t. 647 MMR

Dead game, dead general

>which are heroes that tend to be picked every meta
Necro was game losing dogshit for such a long time and icefraud had no idea how to fix him.
The hero should be completely reworked, to be honest. Scythe and Ghost Shroud have to go.

what if aghs necro's scythe prevent buyback

>sit on a dildo while playing dotard
>win all my games
Dotards?