/owg/ - Overwatch General

>20 mins of an assault map
>I get sick of them the very moment we cap the first point
well done user

I'll beat you up for that

with a pillow? gay

it must be hard playing overwatch if you're a fish. what's your SR?

>finally can get some variety
Like this meta so far
I'm a Master shitter
Current: 3810
Season high: 3880
Career high: 3887

I want to nut hard in Symmetra's cervix!!!

>play rein
>listen to youtube.com/watch?v=_FdnA4SyYzE
>get potg

Why is rein so much fun?

Stop being the last one to pick heroes and letting boosted shitters force you to heal.
Stop racemixing.

who do I play to carry??

best tank

My best heroes arr Sombra and Doomfist. I hate this.
>Sombra: the other DPS needs to actually be good in order to work
>Doomfist: teammates actually need to help me
Ugh

>Nepal Village
>"Prepare to attack!"
>we have a solid comp
>as soon as we push out the choke, we see the enemy has a Rein as well
>start pushing
>Doomfist jumps on to their healer
>enemy Rein pins him and then goes fucking ballistic
>completely annihilates out team, killed four of us
>Lucio is "pocketing" him with speedboost
>we're grouping up outside of choke
>Reinhardt runs around the fucking corner with Lucio and bashes our skulls in while Mercy and Zarya protect him
>Mercy and Doomfist try to run away but he shatters them
>we get wiped
>they fall back
>we're grouping up on top
>he charges us again
>kills three, Zarya gravs and kills the rest
>think we're safe
>pushing up choke
>McCree standing up top
>"It's high noon"
>think we're safe hiding behind Rein
>HAMMER DOWN
>we're all on the ground
>McCree gets a quadruple kill
Tracer and Genji are god-tier heroes if you're good enough.
Soldier is great as well, but he's too dependent on the enemy team.

>main Mei
>have to carry DPS' potato aim
>listen to youtube.com/watch?v=PJvgbNPhASo
>trigger enemy Mcmeme and enemy Pharah
>win

mine are winston and bastion. at least one of them is viable.
just waiting quietly in the corner for soundquake

>>Doomfist: teammates actually need to help me
Only if you're shit and have to waste all of your abilities to secure one kill.

>tales from gold
Tell us more

Would you?

not sure about the face here but arachne girls are the hotness

Do you think Mercy mains enjoy being brutalized?

only by rein
the pants come off when they get shattered and charged

I wonder if kb&m is reportable on consoles. I'd imagine it would count as cheating

AFAIK it is.
I remember there's a blue post about it.

>geoff blaming the community for why there's no new fucking content

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS GAME

holy shit am I glad I uninstalled this a while ago

Does anyone else think Jeff Kaplan sounds like the teacher from Beavis and Butthead?

I could I her shota underlings?

>support bunch of plats
>they dont take positional advantage, stagger and get fucked
>they start flaming and blaming
>watch them fuck around like retards
>pick dps and get 5 golds while they still type stories in chat
>get reported for 'trolling'

can't unhear now

Did this actually happen?

Seriously how am I supposed to watch this developer update? It's all I can hear. I can't stop laughing

>not instalocking DPS when you're the highest ranked person on your team
I'm a tank main but I instalock DPS if I see more than two diamonds on my team (only happens in the morning when almost nobody is playing).

wat?

>chink
you should kill yourself

it's not even a poorly thought out forum post, it's literally a developer update

absolutely ridiculous

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She's southern Italian, user

Blizzard website says each sucuessive mute will double in time. My last mute was 32 days. This one was 6 months.

Just submitted an appeal ticket. I have no extenuating circumstances but what are my chances of getting the ban reduced since it should have only been 2 months and not 6

Mercy main here, whenever I get destroyed I fantasize about getting forcefully fucked by that player. After playing long enough I usually need to take a break to jerk off, if I did really badly I cum all over my chest and face and do not clean up until I climb 200 (which in turn makes me even hornier and I play worse until I do it again) and if someone on voice complains about me being shit I imagine him "punishing" me by choking me with his spunk.

buckets

You fuckin weirdo.

>playing dive cancer
Shame on you.

I play dive on attack and then Hog and Zarya on defense :^)

I literally only play Torb to counter dive shit

Are Jack and Gabe really this slutty behind closed doors?

i hate and love this game too much to stop playing it

What's your rank? Torb is pretty easily dealt with above 3500+.

Reminder to take it easy and just dance your problems away.

Gold

>be high Master
>enemy team trying to have a cancer anti-dive comp
>Bastion, Orisa, D.va, Mercy, Ana, and Torbjorn
>we have a D.va, Zarya, Pharah (me), Mercy, Lucio, and Soldier
>farm my ult for a bit
>their D.va pops out of mech
>soon as I get it, Lucio speedboosts me, I concussion blast myself behind their nest, Lucio soundbarriers, I get bubbled, and press Q
>TEAMKILL
>keep doing this because they keep trying to run that comp
>get back into GM after this

>You're attacking and pushing the cart to last point
>It's overtime
>"YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!"
What do you do, /owg/?

>DROPPU ZA BEATO

>HUUHUAHUUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAW

Hook, m1, melee. 200 hp hero dead

anyone have that image of rein and ana in bed?

I feel you. Pharah is incredibly powerful at lower ranks especially because no one knows how to fucking aim.

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I only have this

>playing Doomfist on Nepal
>score is 1-1, 99%-99%
>it's a 2v4
>Ana nanoboosts me as she dies
>if I die, we lose the game
>manage to kill all of them

I'm sorry that image was so rude. Here is what you're really looking for right?

>he wouldn't
Spider Amélie for Halloween when?

And?

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>the enemies have to contest
>that means get closer
o boy

We won the game

How do you deal with russians mass-reporting you? I got 2 weeks of ban because I called our these sykas yesterday

And?

I want to call Widowmaker mommy.

I was on my gf's gold account

Not quite but thanks for helping anyway!

The one I'm thinking of Rein has hickeys on him

Is not against Sony/Microsoft terms of service (Sony released a m&kb with build-in compatibility so you don't have to buy a xim-4) and the bluepost is talking about is jeff whining about "we can do nothing so be a good goy and don't use m&kb,pretty please"

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

>geoff blaming the community for why there's no new fucking content
He didn't. He said that developers working on systems revolving around handling toxicity could be working on some other features such as match history

I'm not sure if you grasp how game development works but developers have limited time and can only work on so many things

you have been visited by the lawman of many dinks

reply with Howdy to get more consistent headshots for this season

I know this is a lol ow esports question but did surefour leave c9? I was watching some vods of ow contenders and its a whole new roster that I don't recognize.

>be me
>toxic piece of shit
>not banned yet
lul

No. In fact, the TAC Pro or whatever it is called is a product officially licensed by Sony. And the way these devices work make them virtually impossible to detect.

Just go and buy one. I've got a Cronusmax (50 bucks) and, while I am and always been a piece of trash at aiming, the experience is so much better.

>spend literally all day trying to rank up from gold to plat
>from 11am til 2am
>win/lose 50% and just now got myself back to gold after being in silver
>literally all games are fucking idiots who either don't cooperate, or just want to trash talk while being horrid themselves
Such is the life of a Lucio main.

This is exactly what's missing in lower ranks. The foresight to farm ults and execute a combo that causes a team wipe against those defensive lineups. Everyone kind of loses hope after they lose the first fight. Torb/Sym have such inflated win rates at lower ranks because people don't have the necessary game sense to come up with a simple plan like that.

Chikara ga minagitte kuru!

Don't feel bad, plat isn't much better, or diamond, too.
Plat is basically gold players who think they're really good.
Diamond is basically plat players who think they're really good.

Also if you want a genji main to help you out post your battle tag

You just repeated what he said. 'Toxic' players needing handling means devs taken away from improving the game. Content or function, either way its shitty of Geoff to blame any slackness on us.

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I can help you both on my smurf. I will flex. Can't remember what my battletag was offhand but I'm down to play tmrw, will add whoever posts theirs.

Howdy

Azerviel#1969 pls help

>be playing beginning of season
>placed 3750
>drop to 3600
>start streaming
>get back to 3750
what do

Why are Mercy mains always entitled females?

>yes I'm a girl haha I'm cool though I play games too!

>its shitty of Geoff to blame any slackness on us
you're naive if you think all the blame rests on the developer and there's none when it comes to gamers

Tomorrow niisan will help you. Now sleep tight

I may be able to help tomorrow
night user.