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csgo is a bad game i don't enjoy playing it anymore

how do i regain the spark?

>tfw friend logs me into his nova 2 main, he's got gloves and knives and shit
>2 smurfs on enemy team, one has incredibly solid aim, can't really put a figure on his rank - it was up there - but his friend was about mg2 level, but they can't deal with my aggression, utility and reaction time (despite having 1/5th of my ping)
>Completely silent all game
>last round, he flies off the handle
>tells me to get fucked, that I'm a fucking rand and a scrub and all sorts of shit
>give a little smiley face and say he needs to practice, he belongs in these ranks
>rewatch the game, the dude has perfect positioning, crosshair placement, spray control and aim
>Easily LEM, likely a supreme
>I'm just a slowly climbing solo-que DMG with kinda shit aim and insane 2quik4u reflexes
>he's gunna rewatch that and get mad

same here
what really kills it that bullets dont register half the time

>Valve finally killed the p250

How do I get my cheap kills on eco rounds now? It's not my fault when retards try to fight with a rifle in close quaters or don't use flashes.

>improved base damage, reduced damage drop off
>killed the p250
Ok

cz-75 still OP my nibbas

>VAC unable to verifty game session

prove it /csgog/
prove it OR I WILL

Why are these threads dead nowadays? What's happened?

Also,

>playing with 4 russians
>we are absolutely raping them on CT side
>getting flamed from round 1 "yellow why u no buy defuse cyka blyat"
>get teamkilled when I buy an awp so one of them can get it
>12-3 by half-time
>one of the russians says kick yellow
>other responds in russian "keep him until last round"
>sadly for him I speak a little russian
>one of the enemy team rage-toggles
>they start raping
>game goes 15-14 for us
>last round
>one of ours has an auto
>we break to the site
>3 of them alive
>we plant
>auto is perfectly positioned to rape everyone
>I stab him in the back
>literally
>molotov myself
>tell the enemy team they're welcome in russian (as best I could)
>russians screaming down microphone
>I'm absolutely giddy

Best game I've ever played

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Savage

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have any of you ever had tenosyntovitis? I've been doing diy physical therapy for a month and I can finally consistently headshot people without flicking all over them.

Nigga, google ulnar tunnel.

It's likely just compression of the ulnar nerve (are you resting your forearm against an arm rest, or hanging it off the desk?) giving you referred pain in your wrist.

this fucking jew fucker always has this weird face and I don't know if he's talking serious or trying to hide his jewish laugh

He has a very abrasive personality, I legitimately hate everything about him.

>tfw can't spray very well past 10 bullets, sensitivity is too high
>can't lower it, because I'm an unstoppable sniping machine

get 4 teammates

lower main sense, raise zoom sense?

Tried that, I don't like the discrepancy

Starting to get pretty bad hand and forearm pain in my left arm. I'm now really worried about RSI.

What's the most ergonomic setup and binds for CS?

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Am I the only one that likes Insertion?

stop being fat and exercise you fat nigger dick sucking faget

Yes.

>can't really put a figure on his rank - it was up there -
did you type this out and not think you're a fucking faggot for typing this out

>Smurf to be able to play mm with my nova friend
>Some guy start complaining how shitty he plays
>Look up his score
>16:15
>"Why are you mad? Your score is totally fine"
>He tells me it's not fine because he is a MGE smurf
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Another guy laughs and says that he is smurfing as well
>Look up other team's score
>First two players are at 25+ kills in the first half
>Literally 5 obvious smurfs in a normal game
>Not even mentioning the smurfs in the other team that are below the top smurfs and don't get frags
>Mfw that's the new player experience in csgo

i was kinda sad i was bottomfragging in my smurf desu.

Don't worry the other 4 players that are not smurfing do use hacks

do we have a meme archive
I really need that old "skine walker" post from /x/ about JW

>soloq with some rutards bc whatever
>lose because big surprise they're fucking retarded
>sudden influx of negative votes on my old-ass workshop submissions
I mean I don't give a shit but goddamn that's some single digit level of maturity right there