/ss13g/ - spesspeople in a spess place

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>waifus
>husbandos
>discord bans

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus
@rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15970
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/7909)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Comment on this before I bother with it.
I will need to research a fix for roundstart antag checks if we give them implants. Somone said if we didnt change it, and they spawned as antag, it would bypass the implant.

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forte
Raphaella Beckett
Ivy Stocker

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Trinity Prewitt

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Anne Hiro
Lily Lapine
Joanna Slurp

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Annie Rodgers

-Want for Their Body tier-
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Ailsa Dochartaigh

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Raelyn F. Ultra
Hachi
Angelite Entyshak

-Girl Next Door tier-
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning
Grasis Greener
Megurine Luka

Remember to cuff, shave and dye waifus.

I'm still not on this list

Feels good, doesnt it?

xth for fluke ops
youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14

>Luka
>Not friend with benefits

>still not on the list
feels good
even had someone try to shitpost me onto it recently.

Any list with Jean "big gay nigger" Blancy is a list not worth posting

Who are you?

I won't tell since I don't want to go on this list

what do half of these mean
I get the mother one and the rest make no sense

what they said.

Did you expect an autismpost to make sense?

Which secbando is the strongest

yes
I am an autism whisperer but this one is beyond me

There is no stronger than Frank White, and he has forsaken us again.

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15970
DUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I already have a fix for that, its delete deff

There are much glaring issues
For starters, where the fuck is my mancrowave, Duny

>"Just use the sleeper"

But seriously how do you forget the mancrowave?

>Just use the sleepers
Doesn't help when you've got a clumsy plasmameme who brusted into flames

Which secbando has the gentlest touch?

Murder the secborg.

>Reee Mancrowave baaaaaaad >>>:((((
This isn't an answer, Duny, and you know it

Is Duny really that intent on being the most hated person on the server?

Jesus fuck, if he doesnt add one Ill pr the fix myself.

I would but I'm afraid of getting repogrudged

>Robo sperg unbanned

urgh

It is though

Can one Suicide with a knife like you can with a gun?

It's an automatic wake-up function (save quite a bit of time as you don't have to wait for click delay) and can function has a life-saver for clumsy plasmamen and recently-burned people

What has this 3x1 piece of equipment ever done to you

Lead added when?

You can, kinda.
If you use the suicide verb, some items generate a different emote if you hold them in your hand.

Nigger, leaving out standard medbay equipments for aesthetic reasons on chuckle fucking Deff of all thing is not a valid reason.

Duny the dunce can go fuck himself.

>standard medbay equipment
Can we just all agree on the simple, undisputed fact that no one needed that fucking thing when it was implemented, and no one needs it now.

You dont need alot of the standard equipment found in medbay, whats your point?

mancrowave is the epitome of everything wrong with hypothermia in general
neck yourself my dude

That's easy to claim, but I think I regularly use most of (if not all) the other equipment.

>no one needs it now
It's not about needing it, it's about how it changes your gameplay
And it does, since it wakes people up automatically without that 2sec click delay I get when I go on sleepers.

Bauds nearly 1year-old touchy-story about how he forgot about it isn't really relevant, most Medbay players have in their software now.
(github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/7909)

This STILL isn't an answer.
>I don't like that feature, I find it ugly/sad/broken/whatever, so I plan on implicitly removing it more than 1 year after the fact

I think it's kind of fitting, seeing how it got implemented in the first place. Against vehement criticism from both player- and adminbase, just because one single guy really wanted it and where's the snow map we were promised to make up for it?

Your senses turn inward as you are shoved into the mancrowave and magically cured of what ails you
You realize that this message is exactly the same as the sleeper message because they do the same thing.
You think 'Fuck u duny'

I find myself thinking that alot lately.

why is duny still allowed to make changes to maps
he's made a whole fucking station already and still can't into piping or basic design

Put Ivy in drunken regrets. She's an aging maint rat that's drinking herself to death

Put Luka as a pants wearer. No way is she girl next door.

Add Rail into girl next door

Truly directs one to ponder.

Because piping is even more awful than mapping in general and someone has to do it. Stop bitching about Duny and just report the issues, faggot.

>report an issue
>duny says it's a feature that it doesnt work
>nexis closes it and posts a snarky comment in the closed+locked issue
hmmmm

Le sneaky coders

>i didnt know tile painters existed
t. Duny

Huh, haven't seen that come by. Link the issue where that happened for me, will you?

Duny is a pedophile :/

We're using a pedophile imageboard, so that kind of stuff shouldn't surprise you.

Fuck off celt

Cute fanfiction where can I read more

I'm not celt
I'm just trying to suggest possible changes that I think are reasonable

fuck off celt

Where were you when Celt added the mancrowave even though nobody wanted it and made hypothermia to force us to use it?
You should have suggested possible changes that you think are reasonable back then.

But the mancrowave literally can't be put in that spot.

I wasn't playing on the server back then
But seriously cut back the grudge against the Paddy and you don't have much arguments against it

>its another duny doenst know shit episode

Just delete deff already.

There is no argument in favor of a 3x1 ugly sprite you can't put where you want used to fix burning plasmamen faster

ah yes... whosoever made this forgot the wave for cryo and now i have to take the frozen fuck to the sleeper nearbly and drug him with Lepo before begining waking up cicle.
fucking congrats in forcing us to make another pill in order to do proper cryo

>forgot
Duny remove it voluntarily and doesn't want to reconsider

You're retarded, cryo thermoregulates by itself now just like it used to do before celt forced the mancrowave in. Sleepers do the same thing the mancrowave does.

Nice.

>find out who the agent was
>cucked by WE MUST CALL THE SHUTTLE THERE IS MINIMAL DAMAGE and firelocks

This is what you get for leaving AI on asimov.

Box > Meta > Deff > Bagel >>>>>>> Packed

You can't deny this.

>Borg Randomly spaces a plasmatank in the burn chamber fucking my bomb mixes
>Still bomb the station with grenades

Nice metagame though sillycon

I left that plasma tank way way earlier before you began making bombs nigger, it had nothing to do with you.

Clown told me to set myself on fire so I went into that room, set it ablaze and told the AI to take a picture.

Why do people vote packed?
Cargo has no Disposals/Mules to work with
Engineering has no room for the SME
Medbay has no Patient Rooms

He didn't metagame. The clown ordered him to set himself on fire.

Also what happened, he spaced a single canister? Is your bomb-fu that weak you need all 4 plasma canisters?

Because a small map is better for low pop
If they vote packed outside of low pop they're just retarded

you literally can't vote packed outside of lowpop though

Fuck cargo
SME a shit
Nobody uses patient rooms unless they're on an erp serb

You can't even play packed outside of lowpop without shenanigans.

>Cargo has no Disposals/Mules to work with
It's a small station, get your ass off the chair and deliver you fat boi. Or tell them to come get it.
>Engineering has no room for the SME
Build one, you're an engineer
>Medbay has no Patient Rooms
Lol no one uses those

by the way what happened to taxi?
has it finally been declared unfixable?

Packed is actually pretty fun

t. lost the natural selection by the taxis

I want to introduce some people to SS13. How do I draw them in with a single picture?

Art and life both imitate spess

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This is probably the most iconic ss13 picture that or this one if you mean actual game footage probably send him that one review

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>power poops

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Sometimes I like to grab a signaler and send a signal on the standard frequency
more than once I blew up toxins and nobody knew it was me

It's not prevention, it's a speed bump.

>For assault? Unsuccessful assault?
For ANYTHING. You say the stuff you would have said if you'd been Bwoinked, and they adjust or remove your ban accordingly (unless you're an absolute shitter).

I think the fact they are day 1 played into this

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*the three of them push you against a corner and are not on help intent*
>"You're a long way from brig, officer."

What do?

That's no defense. Everyone here is held to the same standard unless they give fellatio.

>I'm not an officer, I just took this shit from the morgue.

Where's the HD remake of this?